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A weak, powerless boy in a modern-medieval world of monsters, powers, magic, and guns, on his way to become the strongest man in the world, but at what cost...? (WARNING: THIS NOVEL CONTAINS DARK, ADULT THEMES)

After living a new life in another world, a man now must face his fate of doing it all over again. Knowing this, he decided to do all the things that is interesting to him. This time, It's being a knight.

Arisugawa Hiroaki, a 22-year-old part-time worker, was living a dull but peaceful life. Until one day, he started chasing a mysterious white cat... When he woke up, he found himself in a completely unfamiliar world. He didn't have a smartphone, convenience stores, or any cheating skills, and he had never been in a fight or learned any martial arts. He hadn't had a girlfriend in the same number of years he had been alive. But somehow, he found himself in a parallel world where he was quite popular with non-human girls?! Will he be able to return safely to his original world? --- Name Original: 22歳フリーターの俺が異世界転移したら人外娘に懐かれてしまった件 Author: 笑われ者の鳥女 Site: https://ncode.syosetu.com

"In this world, strength decides everything. You either stand—or you get crushed." For generations, heroes have been humanity’s last line of defense against the Revenants—monstrous beings that defy logic. But as these creatures evolve, the line between hero and monster begins to blur. At the center of this battle is Isaac, a battle-hardened warrior who understands the truth—heroes don’t save people; they endure. Malick, a survivor raised on the streets, now faces a world that demands more than just survival. Can he rise, or will he be crushed under the weight of expectations? Janice, a prodigy trained to be perfect, is forced to confront her greatest fear—her own weakness. When the Joint Hero Recruitment Training is ambushed, the next generation of heroes is thrown into an unexpected war. Revenants are mutating beyond control. Humanity’s strongest warriors are falling. And in the shadows, an unseen force is reshaping the world in its image. No gods are coming to save them. And soon, there may be no heroes left to fight. Dark, action-packed, and emotionally intense, No Gods, No Heroes is a story of power, survival, and the cost of becoming something more than human.

A Young woman dies on her trip to Japan in the most anticlimactic way possible, buried by a pile of manga, light novels, and even lewd doujin after an earthquake. In her last moments, all the wishes she has suddenly become reality and materialize in all sorts of Special Abilities before she finds herself reincarnated into a corpse! Wait... Why is the corpse not moving? No matter how much she tries, it doesn't move, she's not even a zombie or something! Wait... Why is she stuck with the unmoving corpse? The corpse is actually not part of her anymore! Wait... Why is she not a physical being? Her hands are translucent, and so is her entire "new" body! "Huh... Am I a ghost?!" Accompany Maria as she survives as a ghost in a brand new and unwelcoming world, raises her own skeleton as her friend, and seeks the truth behind her second life’s death and how exactly she turned into a ghost. Not only will she have Phantasmal Powers and Dark Magic, but even the ability to raise her own Undead Army! Will anything be able to stand before her path for revenge? Over 100000 words (100 Chapters) available for free! Daily Chapters

Uhmmmm, I don't really know what to write for the synopsis... I've been writing this book for a couple of years, and it feels super wholesome to write. I'm not reallly sure how it reads from the perspective of the reader. Maybe read it more gently, if you can. It's about a struggling young hero, and his battles with the curse that he endures. It probably follows quite a few tropes for a bit. But if you're realllly patient with it, I think there's extra stuff in there too. Some of it is fairly thoughtful, because I've been using it more as something that I enjoy writing than anything else, so a lot of just y'know, little thoughts pop up, and random day to day ideas get explored. But there's cool stuff too. There's characters I really like, and think are pretty cool, that are like larger than life, and I don't rly think I have any control in the writing over. There's battles that I don't even know how they'll end up. It's fun for me to reread sometimes, as much as it is to write. So I hope you get as much fun out of it as I did!!

In a world where humans have begun awakening superpowers, so did the awakening of superheroes and villains. But these aren’t you’re usual superheroes you would see in comics, heroes work for people of a higher power, the rich who decide where and when they’re needed. Supervillains run their own operations but aren’t against selling themselves out if it gives them power. Dante Ravenwood, a 19-year-old college student was always at odds with both the superheroes and villains, thinking both couldn’t be trusted. Once his powers are awakened, he realizes they aren’t like anything anyone had before. He had the ability to erase his presence from any form of digital media and cameras, and the ability to wipe memories. With these powers, he was able to become anything he wanted, a hero or villain… But instead, he decided to forge his own path, wanting to show his town the corrupt ideals and actions of these supposed heroes…. He’ll become, the Ghost of his City

From living as an ordinary mortal to struggling in the battle between celestials and gods, from answering test papers to uncovering deadly mysteries, from walking in the shadows of the future to embracing the echoes of the past, join Jiang Feng in his journey with his cultivation partner as they trace back their journey back to the start! --- Jiang Feng, a young master from the Jiang Family, one of the four prestigious families in the nation, was under the constant torment of his nightmares. In his dreams, where he was constantly hunted by celestials and gods filled with wrath, Jiang Feng was sent to death and death again. Just when he thought things would be back to normal once he graduated from his school, he received an invitation from his friends to explore a suspicious yet mysterious tomb in his ancestral cemetery. Guided by his curiosity and unknown force in play, Jiang Feng accepted the invitation to join them. On the agreed day of exploration, however, a heavy rain poured on the lands as Jiang Feng stood alone in the cemetery. Not willing to wait longer, he decided to explore the tomb on his own first to make his trip worthy, unbeknownst to what was about to befall on him... --- I wouldn't say it's the best, but I'll say that it's worth giving a try. Try reading the first few chapters before coming up with a decision, and I promise they won't have short chapters at the start like my other work. Enjoy!

In a world of Mana Awakened powerhouses, Damian Bloodbane awakened into the Legendary, never-seen-before and utterly shameful E-Rank. E-rank. Before Damian Bloodbane, D-rank was the lowest Grade among all of the Mana Awakened in the entire world. After Damian Bloodbane, the world had its first and only E-rank Mana Awakened. It was worse than being Unawakened. The scorn, the ridicule, the mockery, the sarcasm and the utter humiliation he had to go through nearly drove him mad. Until one day… [Death Energy Detected… Absorbed] [Necromancer King System Activated] [Welcome, Damian Bloodbane, Sovereign of Death] [You may select your class] [Available Classes:] [Death Necromancer] [Death Knight] [Death Assassin] Witness the rise of Damian Bloodbane from the Legendary E-Rank Trash to be the World-Strongest King of Necromancers! Or… will he?

Lila Evadne's life is as composed as her music—until an invitation to her ex's wedding threatens to unravel everything. Lured to a secluded, private island for her past lover's nuptials, she only had two things in mind: the past and the future. Surrounded by her friends from high school, Charlie, a determined journalist and Rafe, a man with a hidden past of his own, Lila expected nothing but a weekend of forced politeness and distant memories. As the island grows more isolated with each passing day, strange things begin to happen. In the isolated paradise, no one is safe from the web of deception spun by Nathaniel’s obsessive desire to reclaim what he lost. Love, betrayal, and deadly secrets collide, leaving Lila with an impossible choice: escape the island—and the tangled web of her past—or face the consequences of a love that might just kill her.

Hell has been sealed, the Lord of Hell has been slain. Now, no devil or demon shall ever haunt the world. Now, no sinner shall ever be banished into its horrid prisons. But what if the sinner himself... wishes to enter? —There's an enormous opportunity. One toward which massive armies are striving for. There is no way to enter Hell... but to grab at the Devil. But with bedazzling opportunities stoking the flames of hell, countless moths are being prodded onward. The stakes are high... it's not about some noble goal... The Throne of Hell is on the line! --- Inexplicably thrust into this world, Santy finds himself alone in the face of the armies of humans, monsters, and devils alike. As he digs deeper down into the pits of hell, will he unearth the answers to the mysteries surrounding him, or dig a grave so deep that it will forever ensnare him.

Ji Rong died suddenly after staying up all night playing an online game, only to wake up as the evil villainess who meets her demise at the hands of the heroine in the game’s ending. Determined to change her fate, she resolved to fight against the heroine until the bitter end. But then, the sweet and naive heroine unexpectedly… awakened. A certain “mad dog” pounced on her, whispering teasingly into her ear: “Senior Sister, isn’t this fun?” Expressionless, Ji Rong replied, “Not at all.” Now, facing the heroine who radiates dark energy and wears “I’m no good” on her face, Ji Rong could only weep internally and curse the game developers for ruining her youth. From a near-death awakening: “I can’t believe it—the NPC… is me!” Having reincarnated as the villainous Senior Sister, Ji Rong initially thought she was handed the script for The Villain’s Redemption Story—or at least I Became a Light at the End of the Game. Instructions: 1. The realm levels in the text are: Beginning Realm, Spiritual Communication, Heart-Seeking, Riding the Wind, Stepping on the Moon, Chasing the Clouds, Infinite, Desperate, Returning to the Dust. -------------------------------------------------------- You can also join my patreon for more chapters, just search: Crimson_Lore Patreon

In the dim light of the Musuem, Ethan stumbled upon an old, dust-covered pocket watch, its brass surface tarnished with age. As he turned it over in his hands, a strange energy pulsed through him, and the air shimmered like a mirage. Little did he know, this was no ordinary timepiece; it was a gateway to the past, a relic of a forgotten age.

"When there's nothing left to hide, only truth remains."

A Name No One Remembers On the last day of summer break, third-year student Sano Rika stood alone on the school rooftop, watching the sunset. That same night, she jumped. When classes resumed, no one spoke about her. The teachers ignored the empty seat by the window. The students moved on as if she had never existed. But I remember her. I remember the way she looked at me that evening, the way her cold fingers brushed against my arm. And now, I can still hear her voice. I wake up with the taste of blood in my mouth. Shadows stretch and whisper in my room at night. And in my dreams, Rika stands on the rooftop, calling my name. No one else remembers her. But something tells me that’s exactly what she wanted. Or maybe—what she needed.

The world was once ruled by kingdoms, protected by the divine, and shaped by magic. Then the dead began to rise. At first, the living fought back. Cities built higher walls, warriors sharpened their blades, and the Magi—once the world’s most revered protectors—became its greatest curse. The undead are drawn to magic, hunting it like starving beasts, and in their desperation, the people turned against the Magi. They burned them, hunted them, erased them from history. It wasn’t enough. Now, the world is broken. Civilization crumbles beneath the weight of endless hunger, and the few survivors left fight for scraps in a land where gods no longer answer prayers and graves can never stay filled. Jonas Halewood once followed orders, but when he spared a Magi during the purge, he condemned himself to the same fate. On the run in a world unravelling at the seams, he will soon learn that the dead are changing—becoming something worse. And in the ruins of a forgotten kingdom, an ancient force stirs, waiting to be reborn. In a world where faith is dead and magic is a curse, survival is not about who is strongest—but who is willing to face the horrors that come next.

The World ended in fires and screams. Civilization fell, Entire Cities got wiped out. Survival is the only law left in a world filled with monsters. Ethan doesn't believe in miracles-only in bullets,blades and the will to live on. But when Ethan stumbles upon a frail girl who shouldn't have survived this long then everything changes. She knows something the monsters fear. And now Ethan has a choice- Either to stay the lone wolf that he has always been or be part of something bigger. Mercy is a weakness in a world where Gods are long dead. But maybe-just maybe there's hope, If He is willing to bleed for it.

Helen a naive and troubled young woman, escapes her painful past by transversing into another realm through an ancient book. However her arrival is meant with a cruel fate; she is forcebly bethroned to the ruthless enigmatic prince a man shrouded in darkness and harbouring sinister powers . Despite his initial coldness, Helen's charm and innocence slowly melt his defenses awakening a longing within him. As their tumultuous relationship unfolds, He becomes determined to win Helen's heart, gentle her fears and prove himself worthy of her love. Will Helen scarred by her past find it within herself to trust and surrender to his love? Or will the shadows of their dark worlds tear them apart.

In the era of 7090 the Apocalypse Epoch, Earth now has close relations with its parallel counterpart Midgard from which many disasters have occurred. The numerous curses spread across both worlds causing death and destruction, turning people into monsters and allowing various demons and monsters to rampage. Born in this Era, Vince Crylight unwittingly becomes allies with a powerful destructive woman named Andromeda who is looking for someone important to her. Joining them is Nanthanaphon who is chosen to be one of the heroes to save the two worlds. The four of them earn the assistance of Damian Abraxas who is 'helping' to get back his younger sister. Though no one really signed up for it, they are going to save the world.

The continent of Britonia, which houses humans, elves and dwarves, three kingdoms that established peace and ended the great war, had to face new attacks again from a region they did not know, a new continent they had never explored, making them choose to help the invaders. Or keep the homeland until the end of life. Wein Grimveil, a young man who attends Aetheris Academy, has extraordinary talent, he never leaves the house and just trains all day, making him have strong strength but nothing in front of the mysterious continent, he tries to find peace by sacrificing himself, humanity, wealth and whatever he had to protect his beloved continent and the people he loved once again. Will he succeed?

Rewriting Fate

Lukas was born into a world of hostility at a time of peace. The many wars plaguing the world slowly stopped, his country began to reunify after splitting in half, and the otherworldly Dungeons finally started to disappear. He was supposed to live his youth like any other kid. So that’s precisely what he did. He played games, told stories, pulled pranks, and made memories with others. But one game they created - The Devil’s Deal - would haunt them all, its shadow stretching far beyond their innocent imaginations. Twenty years later, the Dungeons are back, and Lukas works for the Association, finding and reporting them. Incident after incident forces him to reconnect with old friends. Eventually, he finds himself involved in that childhood game once more and has to become a villain, betraying all the values he thought he once had. The truth would challenge the very core of his ideals and expose a long string of conspiracies enveloping the world.