Seriously Po Polsku

No, seriously, the director isn't up for adoption! [Tags- Subtle Yuri - Pampering - Reverse Chase - Misunderstandings - TS] [This novel is translated, 2-3 chapters / 2 days, CT: 커스타드푸딩]

Lane, when he was young, accidentally swallowed the memories of a transmigrator. Later, he joined the knight order and became the leader of the "Dark Corrosion" Knight Order. After the duties of the knight order were completed, Lane happened to receive the news that his adoptive father was seriously ill. After seeing his adoptive father for the last time, Lane took over his adoptive father's job according to his will. But... the job of his adoptive father turned out to be the personal butler of a young loli miss? Nainali Yaxi, nine years old, the daughter of a count. Although this blonde young miss was very cute, she was a little arrogant. Thus, the daily story of a top knight who transformed into a personal butler and a proud and withdrawn loli young miss began.

Yo, what's up?! So, imagine this—one day I’m just chillin', living my best life, and then BAM! I wake up in this crazy Isekai world with this weird energy zapping through me. I'm like, "What in the world is going on?!" It's hype, it’s scary, it’s like nothing I've ever seen. And let me tell you, this place? It's got secrets everywhere, and my story is more twisted than a pretzel factory. Like, seriously, this world’s got more surprises than your wildest dreams. Stay tuned, because it's about to get wild up in here!

In the futuristic city of Elea, Rylan, a muscular and handsome young man, begins his day with a rigorous exercise routine. As he celebrates his 18th birthday, his best friend Max surprises him with a visit. They decide to go to a popular club called Red Club. At the club, Rylan meets an incredibly beautiful woman named Siliya, and they flirt and enjoy each other's company. Their attraction intensifies, leading them to a hotel room where they engage in passionate activities. Just as they are about to take their intimacy further, Rylan's consciousness fades away, and he finds himself in a dream of a city called Elysium. How will it go for him? _________________________________________________________________________________________________ This is my first time writing a novel seriously, so understand if there are any mistakes.

He just became the newly-crowned movie emperor when he died a tragic (actually, very stupid) death. On his way to cross the NaiHe bridge, he managed to evade Meng Po and not drink her soup. Thus keeping the memories of the life that he just had. But he would never have imagined that he would be reincarnated hundreds of thousands of years later. In the Interstellar era! If it happened to other guys, they would definitely want to be a mecha warrior. Don't most men dream of that at least once in their life? But sadly, that's not for him. There's only one goal in his mind - to be the number one star in the Interstellar era. With the knowledge and skills he got from his past life, he would definitely achieve it. But who was this annoying person who kept on pestering him? A certain prince smiled in a scary and crazy way: Cook food for me or else die. = a few months later = A certain prince leaned over and moved his face closer: I don't need food, I could just eat you. A bad tempered yandere gong X a reincarnated movie emperor shou *NaiHe bridge - a bridge that souls crossed to enter reincarnation **Meng Po - the lady on the Naihe bridge who gives out soup that lets the souls forget their memories, thus entering the cycle of reincarnation in a clean slate. Twitter: @tyramisu_wn IG: @tyramisu_novels

After her twin sister is seriously injured by her so called husband, Chen Xio-Rui returns from the mountains to seek revenge and help her family get the justice they deserve. When she meets the infamous Fu Bichen she embarks on a path of destruction, making him and those close to him pay for her sister with help from an unlikely source. or will she find out things about those closest to her that will turn her against everything she has tried to protect

Com a ascensão do vapor e da maquinaria, quem pode se tornar um Beyonder? Envolto na névoa da história e das trevas, quem ou o que é o mal que espreita e sussurra em nossos ouvidos? Acordando para enfrentar uma série de mistérios, Zhou Mingrui se vê reencarnado como Klein Moretti em um mundo alternativo da era vitoriana, onde encontra um mundo cheio de máquinas, canhões, encouraçados, dirigíveis, máquinas diferenciais, bem como Poções, Adivinhações, Magias, Cartas de Tarô, Artefatos Selados… A Luz continua a brilhar, mas o mistério sempre está à espreita. Siga Klein enquanto ele se envolve com as igrejas do mundo — tanto ortodoxas quanto heterodoxas — e desenvolve lentamente novos poderes graças às poções Beyonder. Assim como a carta de tarô correspondente, O Tolo, que é numerada como 0 — um número de potencial ilimitado — esta é a lenda de “O Tolo”.

Od wczesnego dzieciństwa Emerald była kształtowana na zabójcę. . Dorastając w mrocznym środowisku, gdzie wszystko, co widzi i zna, to zło i przemoc zasiane w jej umyśle i sercu, że bycie zabójcą to jedyny sposób na przetrwanie. W miarę dojrzewania Emerald nauczyła się akceptować swoje mroczne instynkty i wykorzystywać je na swoją korzyść, stając się potężną siłą, z którą należy się liczyć w jej bezwzględnym świecie. Ale wszystko się zmieniło, gdy poznała rozpieszczoną córkę najpotężniejszego przestępcy w mieście. „Zakazane połączenie, ukryta prawda i przyszłość Emerald wisiała na włosku".

Rav is a prophecy child. Of course he doesn't know that yet, but his destiny is still coming, and as a member of the big Crescent Tribe, Fallen Angels who take prophecies more seriously than the other tribes and kingdoms, he always had it coming for him. But what exactly is this prophecy about..?

I really want to trust you, but you can never touch my face. Julius is suicidial, luckily there is a system just for him, it isn't euthanasia or a governmental procedure, it's the Lvl 1 System!!! He gets sent to a place unfamiliar, with a system, wowzers. If you like reading, this book might be for you!!! It's as if the author tried to write a serious story but then he stopped taking himself seriously, and it all fell apart? Do better, author.

I was sitting still at home when I used to be a college student when I received a call and reboot, starting the game. When I opened my eyes, I was in a different world. I had become the princess named "Rosalie, the villain of the game that everyone feared. Not to mention... Completely naked men I didn't even know were approaching me from left to right! "Are you cold? Do you want me to warm you up with a hug?" "Oh? Haven't you had enough yet?" Seriously, what's up with this situation? And how the hell am I going to get out of this damn game?! How do you go from being a man to a woman? I need to get back to my world!

As a kid, Grandma's stories were all about a lovesick maid and a prince, thwarted by a villain who never quit. But here I am, waking up in a princess gown that weighs a ton, with flaming red hair and eyes like bling-bling. Seriously, universe? Turns out, I'm Meredia Seraphine Valtoria, the forgettable princess of Dukedom Saltorra. The punchline? I'm already dead in this story, a ghostly cameo before it even starts! Thanks, fate. But no more Miss Nice Princess. Royalty? Nah. Impending doom? Not my scene. With the finesse of a startled squirrel, I'm hightailing it-from that pesky villain and this ridiculous plotline.

Sara has been writing on Webnovel for two years, but she’s still a novice. For the first time, she decided to seek help from an editor—Langster. However, Langster didn’t take his job seriously, almost as if he never wanted it. He never met any of his clients in person, except for one. But on a random day, something strange begins to happen. The events in Sara’s novel start to affect their personal lives. What will Langster do to escape the consequences? Will Sara be able to love Langster by the time she completes her novel? Soon, the lines between fiction and reality will blur. Enjoy the journey!

"It was about the time I was pinching a fox-girl’s nipples in order to kill a minotaur that I realized how very weird my life had become." I was just like you—living a totally normal, loner weeb life—until I got transported into this weird harem world, where I'm needed for my magical powers of perversion?! And now I have to help stop the terrible Demon Lord who's been rampaging around the kingdom for a decade because she can't have a decent orgasm?! Seriously, what the hell's wrong with this world?!

Rein is a 15 year old boy who's a bit... insane. After a single incident with a classmate, he decides to end it all. "*sigh* did I seriously just get reincarnated? Well, a world filled with magic should be a lot more fun than my old life was!" And so, his journey began. Indeed, this is the story of how a boy named Rein reincarnated into a world of an otome game and simply wishes for entertainment. So, will he manage the thrilling life he hoped for or will his life fall into the hands of boredom, which threatens to end his life the same way it did in his last?! (Slight harem, but for the most part he's a loner) //new chapter(s) every 2 days\\

I was a normal part timer in a small cafe when one day walking down the street a man wearing mask killed me to steal my bag. just when I thought I was going to die a floating screen appears in front of my eyes... [CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO JOIN THE NEW WORLD] [4:58 YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO MAKE THE DECISION] seriously!!! was my life was not shitty enough that now even at the time of my death these kind of jokes happening with me. in my heart I knew well that things like reincarnation doesn't happen but I have got no Choice. [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE ACCEPTED THE INVITATION] [ ELIJAH VALENTINE: A FAMOUS A* LIST ACTRESS AND MODEL] [PLEASE CLICK HERE TO TET THE MEMORIES

Chi Chi transmigrated 10 whole years ago. It was sudden, but after ten years they settled into an average life in this magical world. Though when they body they are living in matures at age 25, their system unlocks. A system they didn't really want. Though, who isn't tempted by potential super powers. *** Authors Note: Hey guys. I'm started writing this as a joke. Though low and behold it was fun so now I'm taking it seriously.

Smart people are often suffocated by powerful people or people who can better market their skills. Now the smartest man alive works as a manual laborer because no one takes his ideas seriously... I think it is about time he changes that. Yet smart people are often taken advantage of dying without being able to credit their own works. Sometimes losing complete ownership of their invention because of powerful people. Yet when you are the smartest alive with the most powerful inventions why follow their rules? If they still want him to back down then, simply rule them.

At the press conference, reporters bombarded Chen Xing with questions. "Can you explain how someone as young as you clinched the championship? We heard accusations from other contestants that you've been cheating? Is that true?" Chen Xing shoved the microphone that was pushed up to his nose away, his face filled with annoyance, "I want to state again very seriously that I haven't cheated!" As his words ended, Chen Xing waved his hand and summoned a behemoth that blotted out the sky, then jumped onto its back. "Damn it, I can't stand this anymore. Just because I raised them well, they say I cheated? My crocodile accidentally ate a demon, and that's cheating?"

In a world brimming with dungeons and dragons, Elliot is an ordinary delivery man with an extraordinary job—he navigates perilous dungeons and delivers magical items to adventurers and mystical beings. Armed with his trusty enchanted satchel and a knack for witty commentary, Elliot’s days are filled with dodging goblin attacks, negotiating with grumpy wizards, and handling magical mishaps. As he juggles deliveries and encounters bizarre creatures, Elliot learns that even the simplest tasks can lead to grand adventures. "Dungeon Delivery Service: Leveling Up by Running Errands!" is a heartwarming and humorous journey through a realm where the mundane and the magical blend in delightfully unexpected ways.

Beneath the veneer of civilization lies a grotesque and twisted reality, with eerie whispers haunting the stillness of the night. The day the fog rolled in from the sea was the day the world became a solitary island. At first, he thought he’d simply been reincarnated into a backward era. Tragic, but manageable. After all, he was devilishly handsome, his charisma practically dripping from every pore. Life seemed tolerable—until one day, his kindly old father leaned in close and whispered the truth about the world into his ear. “What? Those gods worshipped by the church are real?” “What? Our family is heretical scum? If they catch us, we’ll be strung up and burned at the stake?” He felt his world spin as he stammered, “Can I just disown all of you right now?” His kindly father’s hand drifted to the leather belt at his waist, his smile growing ever more benevolent.

DISCLAIMER :this is a work of fiction names, characters, businesses, places ,events, locale and incidents are either the products of the author imagination or used in a fictitious manner . Any resemble to actual person living or dead ,or actually events is purely coincidental. Hindi po ako perfect pati na rin po ang mga character ko. Please be advised that this story contains error typos, sensitive content, mature themes and strong language that not suitable for very young readers.

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Otome game. A reverse harem, at that. Seriously, no sane person would willingly play something like that. And yet, chuckle... I wasn't in my right mind. Tsk! To think I actually played this shit. Ahhh... well, no use denying it now. After dying, I got reincarnated, or maybe transmigrated would be a correct term, into the talented senior brother of the story's main villainess. Yeah, you heard that right. Talented. Indeed! This guy was so ridiculously overpowered that he didn’t even make it to the start of the story. Just straight-up died before even the main characters would be introduced. Like, seriously? Sigh... But worry not, I indeed got a golden figure to aid me. [Loading...] [Congratulations, You have been chosen as the host of The Villainess Guardian System!] Da Fck!! [Welcome, Host. As the name suggests, this system will reward you for aiding the villainess and plundering opportunities from the chosen ones.] The basic C****** Shit huh. [However be cautious, if the villainess faces defeat, the consequences will hit you five times harder. And if she dies, you will die five times more painfully.]

I was born into a world of magic and gods, with a system that allows things that I say come into reality. So basically, I have reality manipulation. . .except it only works if people really believe in me. And, it doesn't work on me, only on others. Yup. You can already guess the chaos that ensues. + Jeez, why is the Heavenly Emperor calling me Master? And, is that the Sword Saint asking for my autograph? Wait, now I'm the herald of some eldritch cult? Seriously guys, I'm not as impressive as you think I am. Or, am I? + What to expect: Lots Of Comedic Misunderstandings (Like K*ng from One P*nch M*n), Overpowered side characters, gods, devils, the whole she-bang.

Knight of many colors reside in this world each knight has a pearl they get their powers from. Why have pearls started falling from the moon? Who knows...This book takes place in medieval times with poor representation of accents,Please don’t take this seriously!

Il n’y a ni héritages cachés, ni querelles ancestrales, ni romances interdites dans le monde d’Arthon. Cette saga littéraire se déploie à travers la tapisserie discrète des rencontres tranquilles de la vie. Tandis qu’Arthon parcourt des paysages changeants, il converse avec des voyageurs qui ne portent aucun secret à dévoiler—seulement des pensées simples, du pain partagé, et des réflexions apaisées. Au fil du temps, il affine sa grande vision poétique, découvrant que l’esprit humain s’épanouit non pas dans de grandes révélations, mais dans des espoirs chuchotés et un artisanat patient. Le Voyage Silencieux d’Arthon est une exploration contemplative de ce que signifie persister, écouter, et trouver un sens dans les coins les plus modestes du monde.

☠️ This novel will have explicit SEXUAL content and a bit of perverted love, I will be testing between 1st and 3rd person alternately ☠️ ⚠️ If you are offended by this type of content, please, do not read it. ⚠️ Have a nice day! -seriously...Bro please, if you don't like it... don't read, and period. * the image presented does not belong to me, all credit goes to its creator. If you want it to be removed, please send an email to this address → [ Onī-chan yamete kudasai@KYAAA.cum ]

『I’m terribly sorry…』 A god was suddenly prostrating in front of Kayano Takumi. He was apparently killed by mistake. Moreover, he can’t be reborn again. However, he is able to live in a different world? Then, let’s do that, please. The god made a mistake again and transferred me into a dangerous forest. Seriously, what’s going on? Besides, there are children here. I can’t leave them here, I will take care of them. I am not the true author of this book I am just posting it for myself