Funny Jokes For Friends In English

Ruby: Reborn as 14-year-old girl, wakes up to see that all she knew has changed; and not for the good. No one recognizes her, or what the Upfront has done to protect them. The remaining few Kids that are alive are treated worse than animals. As for the people, she meets the Heartchilds, who are willing to take her in, but as her memories flood back, she says to herself that she is not going to waste this second life she has been giving. On a track to clear up her past and make new friends along the way, she will learn what true trust is, and how far people are willing to go for something they themselves don't even know where it ends. Will Rubys newfound friends be the break she needs, or will they just hold her back from her true purpose?

A librarian, amoral and indifferent, is taken into a book, The Inferno. There, he must ascend to the top of Hell, facing the seven deadly sins and the authorities of Hell. Rating: 18+ Trigger Warning. Extremely Explicit and Brutal. A Representation of Hell. Based on: Dante's Divine Comedy and the Apocalypse of Peter. (If you wish to preserve your sanity, do not read.)

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Imagine what would happen if you go to a magical world and there you find out that everything you say comes true, this is what happens with our main character. Adam, an ordinary resident of Earth, is mysteriously teleported to a magical world where the impossible becomes reality. To his astonishment, Adam discovers that by speaking in English, he can unleash incredible powers. Simple words like "Lightning" summon devastating bolts of energy, and a phrase like "Magic Bullet" turns his hand into a weapon, firing light projectiles capable of obliterating stone. In this new world brimming with magical creatures, kingdoms, and rival mages, Adam begins his rise to power, using his unique ability to reshape battles, challenge rulers, and rewrite the laws of magic itself. But as he grows stronger, others begin to take notice—powerful adversaries, mystical factions, and those who will stop at nothing to uncover the secret behind his words. Armed with nothing but his language and wit, Adam sets out to become the strongest force in this world, proving that sometimes, words hold the greatest power of all. Tags - Action, adventure, extensive world-building, R18, violence, wars, different power fractions...etc You will get 10 extra chapters of this web novel on my patrons. I need your support very much, so please come to my patrons and support me. patreon.com/AlphaBoss169

--- A new chapter every Wednesday --- Puppeteer" is a gripping thriller that delves into the dark corners of the human psyche. When a mysterious serial killer terrorizes London, Cedric Ashwell, a man driven by vengeance, teams up with the determined Detective Eliza Cole and an eccentric theater director to unravel a dangerous web of manipulation and violence. But the Puppeteer is always one step ahead, pulling the strings in a twisted game where no one is safe. Every move, every moment counts – but not everyone will make it out alive. Step into a world of lies, betrayal, and dark art, where every decision could mean the difference between life and death.

The constant internal struggle to finish with oneself, to realize that this is not the solution to the problem.

Light... darkness... fear... hope... life... death. For many centuries, Ekhros has known how to maintain peace in his kingdom. Nothing could dim his brightness. Until the day when, he, blinded by ambition, decided to put an end to all that peace and turn it into war. But when she was born, there was a small hope for salvation.

Ten years ago, twenty-six prodigious heroes were summoned from another world to defeat the Demon Lord, a battle they won, cementing their status as legends. However, their victory came at a cost-Elianor, one of their own, was mysteriously murdered. Distrust and grief tore them apart, and the once-united group disbanded, each hero walking a separate path, leaving the past buried. Now, a decade later, a dark prophecy looms once again. The world calls for its heroes, but they are no longer the same. Shin Hiiro, an average mage and former companion, is sent to reunite the fractured group. As he tracks down each hero, he finds that time and tragedy have changed them-some have embraced power, others have vanished into obscurity, and a few harbor dangerous secrets. With every hero he encounters, Shin begins to unravel the truth behind Elianor's murder. Old friendships are tested, and loyalties blur as Shin realizes that the heroes who once saved the world might now be its greatest threat.

Alyssa and Jake have been inseparable since childhood, their bond unshakable and their memories countless. But as high school begins, life grows more complicated, and the once simple lines of friendship blur. Between new faces, unexpected challenges, and the weight of unspoken feelings, the cogs of fate begin to turn. Will Alyssa and Jake remain the steadfast friends they’ve always been, or is their story destined to become something more? Dive into a tale of humor, heart, and the rollercoaster ride of growing up—where every moment might just change everything.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

Our hero, Youssef, travels to a fantasy world through a portal that appears in front of him, only to find himself in the body of a newborn baby. This is a story without magic powers or any supernatural powers, just swords, spears and catapults. If the story continues, it might develop into old guns and cannons.

Although he had partly wished for it, Mendel never imagined that his day would take such a strange turn. An encounter with a witch and a monstrous shadow draws him into an unseen world full of magic, monsters and secrets that lurk in Puerto Marina. With no apparent heroic abilities and armed only with a spinning top that looks more like a toy than a weapon, Mendel must adapt quickly or be devoured by the very forces that threaten the city. With a sarcastic demon forced to help him, a noble-hearted orc and a witch who doesn't mince words, Mendel will discover that sometimes heroes are not born... they are improvised.

Alvi is trying to escape from his past, so he leaves his old house. His close friend wants to kill him, but he is not aware of it. He finds a new friend in his new journey, but he doesn't know it's a mirror trap.

Synopsis of "My Friends Are Gods" Han Li was an ordinary young man from Earth, plagued by bad luck and endless struggles to secure a stable job. Despite his hardships, he remained unaware of his innate talent: a remarkable gift for cooking. His mundane life came to an abrupt end in a tragic accident, only for him to wake up in a mystical cultivation world, reincarnated by three divine beings. These gods, who reveal themselves as Han Li's mysterious benefactors, grant him a second chance to uncover his hidden potential and reshape his destiny. As he navigates this new world, filled with magical beasts, powerful cultivators, and breathtaking landscapes, Han Li discovers that his culinary skills are not only extraordinary but also possess the power to influence those around him—gods included. Tasked with cooking meals for these celestial beings while learning to survive in a world governed by strength, Han Li embarks on a journey of self-discovery. Along the way, he encounters friends, rivals, and challenges that test his resolve. Each dish he creates becomes a step toward mastering his unique gift, proving that even in a realm of power and combat.

Transmigrated to another world...? An apocalypse? And then another world... but medieval? ... Why is my starting civilization "neutral" and "???"...? Oh, God, my civilization is... ... A girl with a red hood? A mad scientist? A cursed tower? A vampire's castle...?

Three best friends who have grown up to at least date. sadly none of them as ever experienced love from a girl. Their humour is way above normal.

❎Story Cancelled❎ "Tales of Seven" follows Aiden and his six friends as they are pulled into a mysterious world by an ancient book. Gifted with supernatural powers, they must survive in a dangerous new reality. But the power they’ve gained begins to fracture the bonds of their friendship. Betrayal, dark secrets, and growing tension threaten to tear them apart. Aiden must learn what true strength means as he fights to save the friendship that once made them inseparable.

We follow the story of Arthur, a 15-year-old boy, who lives in a world where everyone has a unique power, everyone except him, as he was born with a rare condition that prevents him from using mana. But when two intruders invade his home and kill his father, he awakens a mysterious power.

A massive meteor blocked the sunlight, plunging the Earth into darkness, which then allowed alien creatures to invade the planet. Amidst the destruction, Abraham, a father, must fight to protect his daughter who suffers from arthritis caused by a vitamin D deficiency. In addition to surviving the presence of mysterious creatures, Abraham must also find a way to treat his daughter’s illness in a world enveloped in darkness and full of dangerous threats.

The world's perspective of Felix is of someone who is strong, talented and daunting. But that isn't how he looks at himself. "Disgusting" Those are the only words that leave his mouth, when he looks at the mirror. A curse, a darkness seeped in his soul, that only he knows and wishes no one else to suffer the same fate as him. He is strange. But on the first day of the academy, he meets someone, as strange-no even stranger than him, so he had to ask- "Who are you?" And he gets a reply that turns his world upside down. "The Author. Creator of this world."

People are always afraid of what they do not know, wary of what they do not understand. There are those who dare to step out and learn about them, but there is no consensus. The issue of human rights for humanoid anomalies has always been a burning, smoldering issue, not to mention the fact that all government agencies and organizations try to cover up the existence of anomalies. And then, it burst open, like a series of continuous chemical reactions, and World War 3 broke out.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

Ares did not enjoy the company of girls and even held a strong aversion towards the LGBTQ+ community. He had promised his mother never to follow in his father Clever's footsteps, especially when it came to the advice his father Stanley gave him about not using condoms, particularly when she was the one. A childhood friend, May, and a family's pop in—a girl who grew up around boys, or rather, her brothers. When these two reconnected and became best friends, nothing seemed to stand in the way of their blossoming love. However, May remained unaware that she was unknowingly romancing her best friend Ares, whom she affectionately called by his pet name. To her, it felt completely normal, just as it had with her brothers. She inadvertently rejected Stanley's attempts to express his feelings for her, not realizing what those feelings truly meant. May's understanding of Ares's feelings began to take shape during a Christmas holiday celebration at his grandparents’ house. Jovial and warm-hearted, May finally discovered the implications of Stanley’s earlier actions when Princessah, Ares's little sister, handed her some of their late mother's novels to read. Ares never imagined he would let another woman into his life after his mother. He was determined that his career would not come between him and his love for May, unlike his grandfather Richard.