Funny Cross Stitch

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun and entertaining reading purposes, cause I'm not funny :P] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

"Ah, do gather ‘round, my dear, doomed darlings! Let me tell you a tale stitched together with silk and sinew, of a world that weeps and wails yet waltzes on, oh-so-beautifully, toward its inevitable doom! A tale where a bastard prince—oh, do forgive me, a Yellow Bastard, no less!—dances through the carnage with a grin sharper than a guillotine’s kiss. The war? Endless. The dead? Numerous. The fools who think they can win? Oh, darling, they’re my favourite! And me? HA! I am but the Jester of Fate, laughing at the script I can recite but never rewrite! There is love, yes! Blood-soaked, broken, bitterly beautiful love! There is horror, the kind that makes even monsters shudder! And there is a melody—a requiem for the dreamers who thought they could defy the abyss. So, my sweet, step right up! Watch as kings fall, messiahs burn, and devils waltz upon the graves of gods! It is all so, so funny, don’t you think? No? Ah, well. Laugh or weep, the requiem plays on. And so do we."

In the bustling, magical marketplace of Velanthra, Elara, a young woman marked by a mysterious silver sigil on her temple, searches for a rare shard of starlight. Her quest leads her to Kael, a enigmatic man with an otherworldly presence, who possesses the very shard she seeks. Their encounter is interrupted by the sudden arrival of a Harbinger, a chaotic creature that hunts those touched by fate. Kael reveals that Elara’s mark is not a curse but a key to a powerful destiny. He is a Fatebinder, a guardian of the threads that weave the fabric of reality, and he has been searching for her. As the Harbinger closes in, Kael and Elara are forced to flee, embarking on a perilous journey to unlock the secrets of her mark. Together, they navigate a world of ancient magic, hidden prophecies, and dangerous foes. Along the way, their bond deepens, blending romance with the urgency of their mission. Elara must learn to harness her latent powers, while Kael struggles with his own haunted past and the weight of his duty. As they uncover the truth about the silver sigil, they realize that Elara’s destiny is intertwined with the fate of their world. She must choose between saving it or risking its destruction. With the Harbinger and other dark forces relentlessly pursuing them, Elara and Kael face a race against time to fulfill their roles in the grand tapestry of fate.

"Technology changes life, making the world a better place." Firmly believing this statement, Li Er died from nuclear radiation and began his journey across different worlds-- "It's not me who is wrong, it's the world. Let's start by taking down Arasaka." "Impressive Cyber Prosthetics, good thing my Cybertron Prosthetics are not bad either."

* At night He was rugged and untamed. That one steamy night left Grace utterly captivated. She coyly stretched out her dainty, snow-white feet, hooking them around his waist as she softly laid down her terms: For the first time, no staying overnight. The second time, the moment he got himself a significant other, she'd vanish from his side. Later on, their liaison would remain strictly on a physical level. No strings of money attached, no emotional fetters, just the most primal and unadulterated desires that flared up when night fell, entwining them like a web spun by countless spiders. And once the moment had passed, she'd straighten her skirt and turn her back on him, cold as ice. *During daytime He was the heir to a vast business empire, now impeccably dressed in a sharp suit, exuding an air of aristocratic reserve. He extended his hand to her with a polite smile, “Hello, Grace.” Grace gritted her teeth in secret dismay. She hastened to call off whatever was brewing between them, only to find herself cornered against the dressing room by the man, with no way out. In that cramped space, he was a relentless predator, and she, his irresistible quarry. His firmness pressed against her soft curves, setting every inch ablaze. Outside the door, her female colleagues were swooning over his chiseled abs. Just a thin partition away, he locked his arm around her willowy waist, seized her delicate hand, and guided it to rest on his taut abdomen, his voice dripping with a sultry allure, “Thought you could slip away? It's far too late for that.”

Benign Cross had died in glory on the battlefield, only to reawaken with a system that needed him to balance three realms and stop a glitch threatening to destroy their universe's Core. Too much work? Not for Benign Cross and his savior/hero complex! He took the job and underestimated it—until he realized that there was more to the glitches, and the Core wasn’t what he thought. [Do check it out!]

A female lead who had given up on any hope of finding love, stumbles upon a domineering CEO who will stop at nothing to get her to submit to him. Let's see how it turns out. XOXO, THE AUTHOR.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOMEONE SO IN LOVE, TO CROSS THE LIMITS OF GOOD AND EVIL. IS LOVE THE BLESSING OF LIFE OR LIFE A CURSE OF LOVE... .....

This is the imaginary story of Ren, which me, crossing worlds. The first world breath world then fate world.

Luciel, who had transmigrated to the Fantasy Continent, became a trainee knight with ordinary talent. Fortunately, he carried a powerful biochip with him. Storage: Successfully recorded “Cross Blade “,100% completeness Analysis function: cross sword movement perfection degree 56%, following a few mistakes, estimated after 1934 training to reach perfection Optimized function: Cross sword technique optimized, Super Cross sword technique completed Synthesis: White Crow Sword + Cross Sword = White Crow Cross Slash, whether to synthesize. update on Sunday and Thursday..

"201th, 202nd…" Zhou Can, an Intern of Tu Ya Hospital, a Grade A Provincial Tertiary Hospital, would silently count every stitch he finished. His target today was to complete 300 stitches and fight for a place in the House Officer recruitment two days later. [Congratulations on completing your 100,000th suture and triggering the EXP system. Medical skills and surgery practice can be obtained.] Zhou Can shook his head hard. What the hell is this? Something even more magical happened as he thought about it. An interface appeared in front of him. [Zhou Can, Intern.] [Pathology Diagnosis, Level Two. Current EXP: 89.5/100. Outstanding House Officer-level diagnosis ability.] A surgical legend was in the making.

A young boy, born with a rare omen, descends into a foreign world, carrying with him an ancient, long-forgotten cultivation secret. This is an era filled with legends and myths—an age where ancient elves soar through the skies and move mountains, where Nine Heavens Golden Immortals can shift mountains and part seas, where the supreme gods of various elements control the forces of nature, where primordial treasures from the dawn of the world exist, and where even the colors of the sky change. He is a peerless genius, able to observe the movements of the heavens and create his own invincible cultivation technique. He surges forward at an unstoppable pace, slaying Immortal Emperors, subduing Sacred Beasts, battling the Chaos Divine Sword, gathering the power of the Nine Stars, and breaking the Immortal Slaying Formation.

Welcome to a world where dragons soar through skies painted with magic, and devils lurk in the shadows cast by ancient portals. Five thousand years ago, a rift opened in the heavens, connecting our world to another—a realm teeming with gods, dragons, and a myriad of fantastical beings. Overnight, the balance of power shifted, and humanity found itself amidst an age of wonders and perils. In this new world, magic is not merely a legend but an everyday reality. It flows through the air, courses through the earth, and pulses within the very essence of life itself. With the advent of magic, humans evolved into heroes, demon lords, and monsters, carving their place in a society now governed by divine beings, dragons, and demi-humans. Three thousand years into this new era, a cataclysmic battle erupted between two mighty dragons—the Dark Dragon and the White Dragon. Their conflict ravaged continents and threatened to plunge the world into eternal darkness. Fearing mutual annihilation, humans, gods, devils, and demi-humans set aside their differences, forging an unprecedented alliance to slay the warring dragons. With great sacrifice and courage, they succeeded. The souls of the Dark Dragon and the White Dragon, however, did not find peace. Instead, they awaited their chance to reincarnate, their destinies bound to new hosts chosen from among humanity. Now, as the world enters its two-thousandth year of peace, the White Dragon has found its bearer—a young warrior named Ryuji. Ryuji, renowned for his valor and mastery of elemental magic, is hailed as the savior who bears the soul of the White Dragon. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to many, the Void Dragon—the counterpart to the White Dragon—awaits its own host, observing humanity from the shadows. As Kazuki Satoru prepares for his first day at a prestigious high school, unaware of the ancient power stirring within him, he finds himself thrust into a world where legends and reality converge. Little does he know, his destiny will soon intertwine with that of the Void Dragon, setting the stage for an epic tale of magic, courage, and the bonds that unite or divide us.

As the main character in the story died in Earth while saving his besties child and got reincarnated in another world when he opens his eye he was a energy without and body parts as he travell he a found monster and run away where he was running even he didn't now as he see himself in a cave leading in the darkness

Hiromi is a fourteen-year-old girl who dreams about making Orbpan better by joining the police force.

A Unfortunate soul dies after trying to help a older lady cross the street and Now wakes up in the world of the DC Universe with the powers of the four horsemen of the apocalyps.

Te haré una pregunta a ti como lector o lectora: ¿crees en lo paranormal? ¿Crees que hay algo más allá de lo normal entre la dualidad de la vida y la muerte? ¿Qué piensas de la gente que muere en accidentes trágicos o por mano propia? ¿Acaso reencarnan o algo por el estilo? Pues déjame decirte, mi estimado o estimada, que la realidad es mucho más siniestra. Todos pensamos que aquellos que ven sombras están locos, ¿verdad? En eso estamos de acuerdo. Pero, ¿qué pasa cuando quienes las observan no están locos y, en realidad, gozan de una salud mental envidiable? Ahí es cuando nos preguntamos: ¿qué pasó ahí? ¿Qué hay de diferente en ellos? Pues eso mismo es lo que les contará su querido narrador. Solo mantengan la mente abierta o podrían quedarse atascados en una parte de su realidad cotidiana.

University student Gu Zhi never expected her life to take such a bizarre turn—especially not after getting hit by a car while helping an elderly lady cross the street. When she wakes up, it’s not in a hospital bed but inside a glowing void, bound to a quirky “freshly-manufactured” system. Her new mission? Travel across multiple worlds to fix the twisted fates of powerful villains whose hearts have been consumed by darkness. Each world thrusts Gu Zhi into a new role, a unique challenge, and an unpredictable villain: In a post-apocalyptic wasteland, she faces off against a cold and calculating tech overlord while battling mutant creatures. In a magical medieval kingdom, she becomes entangled in the revenge plans of a stoic knight. In the vast reaches of space, she tries to outwit a charismatic rebel leader bent on galactic destruction. From the deep seas of Atlantis to the shadowy courts of vampires, even to the wild savannas of a beastman kingdom, every adventure pushes her courage, wit, and heart to the limit. But these villains aren’t just dangerous—they’re strangely compelling. As Gu Zhi breaks through their icy exteriors with her humor, determination, and charm, she begins to uncover the pain and humanity buried beneath. In the process, she grows closer to understanding her own path and destiny. Will Gu Zhi succeed in rewriting these villains’ fates and collecting enough virtue points to resurrect? Or will she become entangled in their worlds forever? Sweet, adventurous, and laugh-out-loud funny, this is a fast-transmigration story of love, redemption, and second chances.

"Ahora ve, elegido. Cumple tu propósito" Esas fueron las últimas palabras que escuchó antes de despertar en un paraje desconocido para él. Hasta hace unos instantes, la vida de este joven universitario, se desarrollaba con normalidad. Sin embargo, repentinamente fue alejado de su mundo y de todo lo que conocía por la voluntad de una extraña entidad, la cual le impone la misión de salvar un mundo de su inminente destrucción, tarea que a simple vista es imposible. Sin tiempo para procesar todo esto, es dejado a su suerte en aquel mundo condenado. Desesperado, él intentará por todos sus medios cumplir su misión, descubriendo en el proceso que este nuevo mundo es diferente al suyo, siendo más parecido a lo que se encontraría en una historia de ficción. Sin embargo, pronto entenderá que no todo lo que cuentan las historias es cierto. Abaron Chronicles es una novela web del género isekai que explora un mundo fantástico desde la perspectiva de varios personajes, cuyas historias y acciones impactarán en la travesía de Francisco por cumplir su propósito, mientras desenmarañan  la verdad sobre una antigua leyenda que podría cambiar el rumbo de todo.

Adam, a grieving father and husband, discovers the existence of the multiverse after losing his wife, Lara, and daughter, Mia, in a tragic accident. Armed with a self-made invention called the "Multiverse Key," Adam begins an epic journey through alternate realities, determined to save versions of his family in every world where they exist. From dystopian futures ruled by machines to wild jungles inhabited by colossal beasts, Adam faces relentless challenges and uncovers startling truths about his mission. Each universe presents a new Lara and Mia-some as allies, others as strangers-but none remember him. As Adam fights to reunite with his family across countless realms, he encounters The Architect, a powerful being who warns him of the consequences of tampering with the multiverse. Forced to confront the futility of his quest, Adam must choose between clinging to the past or finding peace in the present. Across Infinite Realms is a heart-wrenching tale of love, loss, and the lengths one man will go to protect the people he loves, even across the endless possibilities of existence.

Ethan is a prince who is sold into slavery for being useless. He eventually finds himself amidst several other people like himself who make a plan for escape. The plan succeeds, but leaves him scarred for life.

In a realm where magic and might dictate the balance of power, Suiyi awakens in a desolate, snow-covered landscape, his past shrouded in mystery. Confronted by Barro, a wary sorcerer who mistakes him for a demon, Suiyi narrowly escapes death, only to be thrust into a world teetering on the brink of chaos. Bestowed with the Ethereal Sight—a gift enabling him to perceive the mystical threads that bind reality—and guided by an enigmatic system, Suiyi embarks on a perilous journey. As he delves into his forgotten past and uncovers latent abilities, he becomes entangled in the looming threat of the Demon King, whose resurgence endangers the very fabric of existence. In a land rife with formidable beasts, ancient sects, noble houses, and arcane academies, Suiyi must navigate treacherous alliances and confront his own inner demons. With each challenge, he inches closer to unveiling his true destiny: to mend the fractured threads of the world and prevent its unraveling. But as the line between ally and adversary blurs, and the weight of his past lives presses upon him, Suiyi faces an unrelenting question: Will he rise as the savior this world desperately needs, or will he succumb to the darkness threatening to consume it? Embark on an epic tale of reincarnation, self-discovery, and the relentless pursuit of balance in a world where every choice reverberates through the tapestry of fate.

Yivor é um jovem garoto que vive com seu pai e sonha em se tornar um aventureiro de classe Cruz de Platina. Determinado a alcançar seu objetivo, ele embarca em grandes aventuras e enfrenta desafios formidáveis ao lado de seu melhor amigo Falkkor. Enquanto desbrava esse caminho perigoso, Yivor começa a desvendar segredos sobre sua origem oculta, que podem mudar o destino de todos ao seu redor.

The first Mana is the foundation of this world Discrimination against the majority of the population, the worlds are ruled by magicians-nobles. Kil and Ivor are two opposites. When they cross paths, something terrible will happen.

Nagao Kaoru, a 5'6" high school boy, finds solace in cross-dressing as a girl. Meanwhile, Hiraoka Hiroyuki, a 5'10" girl, conceals her femininity by dressing as a boy. Their paths intertwine unexpectedly, leading to a deep bond as they reveal their true selves to each other. Through shared experiences and mutual support, they embark on a heartfelt romance journey, overcoming societal norms and embracing their identities together.

In the stillness of the evening, a sudden, deafening thud shattered the tranquil silence. Zarah’s father, recognizing the uninvited intruders, attempted to flee, only to be seized and brutally beaten by two brawny men. Her mother and sisters watched in horror as their beloved patriarch choked on his own blood. From the shadows, a sinister figure emerged, brandishing a cigarette and cloaked in a woolen coat. "You've ignored my warnings, and now you expect me to show mercy?" He snarled, standing over Zarah's father as he pleaded for his life. "I gave you plenty of time to pay back what you owed. But you ran away with my money, your family, and my cocke." "Please, please, we can work this out!" Zarah's father begged, spitting blood from his battered mouth. The man shook his head, his cruel smirk widening. Too late, amigo," the man sneered. Without hesitation, two gunshots rang out. Zarah's eyes fluttered open, the world a watery blur. What she saw silenced her forever. Her father's head was bashed and bleeding, her mother's stomach torn open. A scream ripped from Zanah's throat, tugging at Zarah's heart. Tears streamed down her face as the horrific realization set in. They were gone.