Dirty Jokes That Rhyme

Many things have changed, in the thousands of years of Stillera's history. Wars waged, countries razed, prosperity and destitution walking hand in hand throughout the centuries. But one thing that has remained a constant, are the Rifts. They harbor within them unfathomable horror, creatures that have flooded into the world of Stillera time and again. However, for the first time in a long time, Stillera seems to have reached an uneasy equilibrium with the terrors of the Rift, people with abilities that rival the monstrosities seeking to destroy them rising up to defend their home. But, in an unremarkable forest, in an unmarked lab, a creature has been born. Grown from the dark flesh of the Rift. And all it knows is hunger. After all, as those in Stillera have come to know... The Abyss has a tendency to stare back.

"I will endure this. I am not afraid anymore,” Born from the ashes of injustice, Hiroto Takahashi navigates the dystopian lands of his small world after his father's martyrdom as a hero. “The death was never an accident Hiroto…” A letter makes it’s way to his desk from beyond the barbed walls separating the capital’s nobles and the oppressed villagers, triggering a journey of finding the truth about the tyrant Queen and discovering his sense of self, during which he meets a passionate young woman who calls herself the “Kaykumin-Ol Raydayal”, Revolutionary leader of the Crystal rebellion. “If fighting for those who we love and cherish is a crime, then so be it.” She straightened her back, “I will never stop fighting for these people.” (This story has both female and male perspectives)

"Ordinary, My Ass!" Look, I didn’t ask to be dropped into a parallel world. But if I had to end up somewhere, at least I got the wife of my dreams. Hot, smoking, and somehow willing to put up with me? I was living the life. Sure, I was just some ordinary guy with no powers, no fame, and no drama. Did I care? Not really. Then I found out my firstborn kid was the protagonist of a novel I used to write back in my old world. Yeah, the one with all the dangerous monsters, overpowered hunters, and a world-ending plotline. Oh, and that mysterious aura stuff? Turns out it’s real. And guess who doesn’t have any? Now, the hunters are eyeing me, the monsters are smelling me, and my wife is way too chill about it all. Me? I’m definitely screwed. Being ordinary sounded fine—until I found out how much of a death sentence it actually was. “I am sorry, Reynard,” said the wife. Okay… she might not be chill at all. The world used to be round. And then it broke. What remained were fragments—floating islands, shattered continents, and ruins of a once-thriving civilization that defied the passage of time. The world was divided: the Claimed Lands, where order and remnants of humanity clung to life, and the Forbidden Regions, chaotic and wild, teeming with danger and untamed power. Between these fractured realms stood the hunters—protectors of the fragile peace and scavengers of a world long lost. They faced the monstrous, the mysterious, and the forbidden, carving out a semblance of hope amidst the chaos. Reynard Bright was no hunter. He was no hero. He was simply a man—ordinary in every way, or so he believed. But in a world as unpredictable as this, even the most unremarkable lives can hide extraordinary truths. As Reynard struggles to find his place in this broken world, he discovers unsettling secrets—about his family, his past, and himself. And when the shadows of his own creations begin to emerge, Reynard is faced with a question he cannot ignore: Was he truly as ordinary as he thought? Or was he bound to play a greater role in the story of this fractured existence? In a world teetering on the edge of survival, even the smallest ripple can reshape destiny. Note: Rewrite. Original Title: Novel's Dad? What to expect: *Single romance *Parenting *Complicated power sets/Auras *Cultivation *Interesting power system *inspired by Hunter X Hunter *inspired by Peerless Dad *inspired by The Novel's Extra

The only word to discribe him gorgeous. Why, why me , why us , why so many mysteries. I wish this was all a dream if I could wake up one day to be in his arms just the two of us together. To live in happiness . I will protect her even if it will cost my life. I will do everything to support and protect her that was a promise and I am not going to break it. But there seem to be something ouside that leaves the inside untouchable. Is all this just real or was it or was it not PLANNED??? This book would be under heavy editing, so It is recommended to not read until further notice. Thank you

Long ago, when the world was young and humanity struggled against the forces of chaos, the gods intervened. They forged a sword, not as a weapon of destruction, but as a gift of hope. Each god poured a fragment of their essence into it-courage, wisdom, resilience, and strength. It's a sword meant for everything possible. For centuries, the blade lay hidden, waiting for the right moment to be discovered. It wasn't buried in gold or locked away in a grand vault-it rested quietly in the heart of the earth, untouched and unseen, until the time was right. When the first hand grasped the hilt, the sword came alive. Its surface shimmered with an otherworldly glow, a promise of the power within. The one who found it didn't know the gods had shaped it, nor did they understand the weight of what they held. But the sword recognized them. It responded to their strength, their resolve, and their needs. As the blade cut through the darkness for the first time, it wasn't just its edge that brought change. It was the force behind it-the will to fight for survival, for something greater than fear. With every swing, the sword grew brighter, stronger, as if it fed not on blood but on purpose. Though the gods forged the blade, it wasn't theirs anymore. In that moment, it became part of humanity, a bond between the divine and mortal worlds. And for the one who wielded it, the sword was more than steel and magic-it was a companion, a guide, and a silent promise: you are not alone. Thus began the sword's journey, not just as a tool of battle, but as a symbol of what humanity could become. And though its path was just beginning, the gods knew it would go on, far beyond what even they could imagine.

Gu Shan, once a revered and talented cultivator of the Nine Heavens, was banished to low-level worlds, deprived from his immortality with a relentless curse. His crime? he just saw the face of one and only precious disciple of the Celestial Emperor. He was then trapped in an endless cycle of rebirth. To end this, he needed to accumulate massive good karmic points. The mission was designed to be impossible for a mortal to achieve. Despite this, Gu Shan did not give up and devises what he believed to be a foolproof plan. However, he failed in the end. The required karmic points is just a pretense. "Screw you Celestial Emperor! If you want to play dirty, I'll take you head on!" In that moment, Gu Shan will thrive a path that even the Nine Heavens has never been heard of.

**Please Note that this story consists of highly detailed R-rated contents, This story is a world building for further future release and a Overpowered Mc in school/academy novel , story is stretchy in beginning and consists many side stories** Deva Ram Dharma, a soldier who died on the battlefield, awakens in a mysterious void where memories of his past—love, war, and sacrifice—haunt him. At the edge of the *Vaitarni River*, the path of reincarnation, he faces the choice to dissolve into the infinite or embrace a new existence. But rebirth comes with a twist. Deva awakens in a new life, not as a human, but as a being he can barely comprehend. Struggling to adapt and uncover his purpose, he embarks on a journey to redefine his identity and challenge the divine forces that shaped his fate. *That Journey of Mine* is a captivating tale of reincarnation, transformation, and the search for meaning in a world beyond humanity. Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction and draws upon mythical and fantastical elements for storytelling purposes.

In a small town filled with secrets, an unexpected connection awakens forbidden desires. Aunt suzy, with her youthful beauty and innocent charm, turns heads wherever she goes. She's past 30 but radiates the allure of a shy, timeless girl—captivating everyone, including the one who never thought it would be mutual. When unspoken emotions collide, "That Day" becomes a tale of passion, temptation, and a love that defies the ordinary. Dive into this steamy and heartfelt story where boundaries blur and feelings ignite.

Long time ago, Alina, the Crown Princess of a kingdom named Embiran had a forbidden love relationship with a beautiful royal servant of their palace named Jasmine. They loved each other intensely, but as their fate had it, they were tragically torn apart by death being unable of completing their love story. Reborn in modern time, they met again but having no memories about the past love that they shared for each other. Will they rediscover their love for each other? Will they fall in love with each other again? Will they'd be able to complete their incomplete love story? Find out by reading this strange love story! Author: Lurin Blaize

In the realm of Azura, where the mystical forest of Tenebrous threatens to consume the kingdom, a mysterious tome hidden within the labyrinthine library of Eldrid holds the key to an ancient secret. The book, "Chronicles of Eldrida," weaves a tale of forbidden love, magic, and sacrifice. When Lyra, a brilliant and curious scholar, stumbles upon the ancient text, she is unexpectedly transported into the body of Elianora, a noblewoman betrothed to Crown Prince Kaidën of Azura. Elianora's love for Kaidën has been unwavering since childhood, but fate has other plans. A tragic accident leaves Kaidën disfigured and crippled, forcing Elianora to confront the darkness within herself. As Lyra navigates her new reality, she finds herself torn between her loyalty to Elianora's memories and her growing feelings for the brooding prince. As the forest's dark energies encroach upon the kingdom, Lyra must unravel the mysteries of Azura's past and the sinister forces driving the forest's expansion. With the fate of the kingdom hanging in the balance, Lyra must choose between her love for Kaidën and her duty to protect the realm. Will Lyra find a way to restore Kaidën to his former glory, or will the shadows of the past consume them? Can she reconcile her dual identities and forge a new path, or will the journey ultimately prove too daunting?

I am Susan Davis, twenty five years old, a very affluent lady, business woman, and most especially, a bachelor lady. Everything in my life is going perfectly and I have everything I need. Working as the office assistant for one of the biggest shipping company in the world, my salary is in millions of dollars. Having fake friends around me, that all they care about is my money. I cared less but I still desired to have a real friendship. Having the perfect family, living such an independent life. All I do is to work, I am known for being such a workaholic. Like most people say, I keep getting richer. I had everything I wanted but I justed needed a coma in my life, I needed to be in a relationship. I was so busy studying and working, I had never experience what 'love' means. Everything was so perfect until that day, "you have been suspended for six months." I was meant to be sad but the joy overtook. It was definitely what I needed, some time to myself. Stepping into the elevator and one of my office friend enters. She shows me a hotel program, "JUST THAT BREAK." Was this going to be what I wanted? That one coma in my life.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

"I thought the danger was in my mind... until the blood on the walls proved otherwise." Carla’s life is spiraling. Nightmares haunt her nights, and eerie messages stalk her days. The walls of her apartment whisper secrets, and every shadow seems to carry a threat. The police say the culprit is James—a man she painted as violent in the past—but why can’t she shake the feeling that something even darker is at play? As Carla pieces together fragments of her fractured memories, she’s forced to confront the unthinkable: what if the real danger isn’t someone breaking in but someone breaking out? With her friends Rose and Ella pulling her in different directions, and Detective Reilly uncovering truths that don’t add up, Carla’s world becomes a maze of lies, blood, and betrayal. The question isn’t just who’s after her? It’s why does she feel like she already knows the answer?

I LOVED HIM

Growing up in South Gate, you know when to keep your head held low. You know who and what you're supposed to talk about. You know what is completely off the table. After finding her brother shot dead in the park Kaiyana has always felt a guilt knowing she was the last person in her family to see him alive, knowing that her last words to him were far from "I love you." These past three years without him have weighted heavy on her, she's the same age as her brother when he died. When she starts to notice her boyfriend getting involved with the same mess then ended up taking her brother's life, she can only hope that this time she can stop it before pride kills another person she loves.

Hiro , un joven sin ningún talento especial, un día de la nada, muere y en el proceso, es invocado a otro mundo. Con el deber específico de proteger este mundo, de una amenaza Inminente que despierta cada mil años, con la capacidad de destruir todo lo visto y conocido por los habitantes de este mundo. Con la ayuda de sus compañeros, deberá adentrarse en lugares peligrosos, Como mazmorras, laberintos y enfrentarse a criaturas que nunca imaginó que existían. Con el fin de fortalecerse, para proteger a sus amigos y seres queridos siguiendo las enseñanzas de los dioses de este nuevo mundo, al que puede llamar su nuevo Hogar. ¿Será capaz el joven Hiro quien se vio obligado a participar en este conflicto capaz de erradicar el peligro que acecha en el mundo , y vivir en paz con sus seres queridos?

"Please baby" He pleads trying to pull her into his arms but she glares at him. "Don't touch me" With a harsh glare she turns to face the other side. "That is the thing about you rich brats, you think everything can be gotten with daddy and momny's money well congrats we are married but don't even think for a second that I'll love you" "let me go" She pleads trying to escape his arms. "That will mean letting go of my breath baby and you know it's impossible" Attending the Academy meant for the elites has always been a dream of many and so when she receives the admission to go study in a school way above her league she agrees. She meets four crazy girls along with her cousin and she starts understanding life. Catching the eyes of a mysterious wealthy man who volunteers to be her benefactor but with a deal in place. The other girl who is from a middle class family catches the eyes of the most popular boy in the school who is also the most desired. The scandalous life of the rich daughter who is in a secret tryst. The wanna be popular girl whose closets are filled with skeleton. The rich brat who wants to enjoy life And a greedy human They all collide and go through life together. "I want you to marry my son, living is impossible without you by his side" She stares wide eyed at the woman in front of her, a very important figure pleading for her to marry her brat of a son. "You cannot escape destiny darling and yours is tied with mine" He says the arrogance dripping off his voice. "I am sure you remember all those nights by my side sweetheart"

One day, Grace suddenly transmigrated inside a novel. She couldn't even get everything clear on her head when she got hit by many big blows. To her dismay, she realized she had transmigrated into the role of the villainess, destined for a tragic demise at the hands of the main male lead. She wanted to change her fate. So, after transmigrating, she was determined to do only one thing : Completely avoid the male and female lead. However, soon Grace begins to uncover numerous secrets within the novel's plot. Amidst all of the drama, she meets a mysterious guy. But is he a friend or a foe? Can Grace unravel the mysteries hidden within the novel? Can she live a life that she always wanted? Can she escape from this novel? But at what stakes?

In this poignant coming-of-age novel, an outcast boy and a high-class girl, despite their social differences, fall deeply in love while navigating the ups and downs of school life. Their bond grows stronger as they complete their studies together, but after graduation, the girl unexpectedly breaks up with him, leaving him heartbroken. Despite the separation, they continue to stay in touch, maintaining a fragile connection. Months later, the girl calls him to reveal that she's getting married to someone else, a moment that shatters his heart once again. Though he puts on a brave face, smiling through the pain at her wedding, the emptiness of losing her lingers. As the days go by, he remains haunted by memories of their love, unable to shake the feeling of longing that he carries with him, even as he tries to move forward with his life. The novel explores themes of love, heartbreak, and the difficulty of letting go, as well as the enduring emotional scars left by first love.

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