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Hal Miller wasn’t hit by a truck-kun. He didn’t fall off a cliff. He didn’t die suddenly, he saw it coming. Stage-four cancer isn’t subtle. What he didn’t expect was to wake up in the void, alone, silent, and disturbingly conscious... for a thousand years. Enter TABAAL, a cosmic entity who shows up not to save him, but to apologize for accidentally leaving him stuck in an existential waiting room. As compensation, Hal is offered a second life with perks. Now reborn into a medieval world without Wi-Fi, toothpaste, or basic plumbing, Hal is guided by Mnex: a highly advanced, deeply sarcastic AI system with full access to his memories, his internet search history, and unfortunately, his personality. Armed with future knowledge, divine blessings, and weaponized cynicism, Hal must navigate a world where magic exists, logic doesn’t, and he's trapped in the body of a baby noble. One world ended. Another began. This time, he's not dying quietly. Release Schedule: New chapters drop every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday (2x on Mon/Fri) Unless Mnex hacks the system, Hal says something dumb, or the author forgets what day it is. (Just kidding. Probably.) Add to library so you don’t miss Mnex’s next meltdown.

I died. Not heroically. Not tragically. Just... stupidly. Being bombed by a dumb fucker for something I didn't even do. And now? I’ve transmigrated. Not into some epic fantasy. Not into some genius magician. Nope. I woke up inside the flop novel my best friend wrote—the one I “improved” by butchering into a game. The catch? I’m not the protagonist. Not even the villain. I’m Rael Von Ashborn—the dumb extra who gets executed in chapter one after drunkenly kissing the Female lead's mom. Yeah. That guy. Now I have few days to live. Unless I can somehow unlock a good class and dodge the wrath of a psychopathic duke with a grudge and a god-tier class. Oh, and did I mention my maid’s a gorilla? Right. Welcome to hell. __________________ Additional Tags. #TransmigrationNovel #ClassAwakening #MagicAndMonsters #MorallyGrayProtagonist #SarcasticMC #VillainMCVibes #DarkHumorFantasy #SecondLife #HiddenIdentity #MysteriousAwakening #AlienInvasionFantasy #PoliticalIntrigue #PowerHierarchy #OverpoweredExtra #FantasyWithModernTwist #MagicAcademyWorld #WittyMC #CunningMC #ArrogantGenius ____________________ [Discord Server -https://discord.gg/Pu5JUj75VR ]

[NOVEL IS UNDERGOING INTENSE EDITATION] [WSA 2025 ENTRY] [Warning: This is a Comedy Parody Novel! Don't take it seriously!] _____________________ [Discord Server: https://discord.gg/6eZrtgjxqp] _____________________ "Damn it, why the hell am I the Villainess?" Petra, a human resources manager, just went through a painfully dumb breakup. To cope? She did what any sane woman would. Binge-read a guilty pleasure romance and smut novel series from her teenage years, only to realize that the heroines have brain-cell-deficiency. One way led to another, she wakes up as Verena D’Auvergne—a minor antagonist who turned out to be the ultimate villainess of the whole series after an incident. The very woman who stole all the love interests and died trying! "Forget the male leads, I have to make the heroines forgive me!" Can she, the ultimate villainess, capture the forgiveness of the very women she was meant to destroy? Or will the cursed System, and fate itself, force her to chase after love? _____________________ [Reminder: Yuri, GL, Yandere, No NSFW, Only Wholesome Romance, Toxic Heroines, Slow Paced, Slow Romance, Slow Burn, Slow Harem.] _____________________ 100 Power Stones - 1 Extra Chapter 200 Power Stones - 2 Extra Chapters 300 Power Stones - 3 Extra Chapters 100 Golden Ticket - 1 Extra Chapter 200 Golden Ticket - 2 Extra Chapter 300 Golden Ticket - 3 Extra Chapter 1 Gifted Castle - 10 Extra Chapters 1 Gifted Spacecraft - 15 Extra Chapters 1 Gifted Gachapon - 20 Extra Chapters

Kevin was your average gamer and student—until a vending machine fell on him. Now reincarnated into a fantasy world where goblins roam and dragons roast knights for breakfast, he finds himself bonded with the Mission-Driven Power-Up System (MDPUS for short—yeah, try saying that five times fast). The catch? The system never stops talking, throws ridiculous quests at him, and has a store filled with everything from basic sword skills to “Ultra Giga Dragon-Slicing Headbutt EX.” Armed with sarcasm, a wooden stick, and an overpowered shopping cart, Kaito embarks on a journey filled with action, dumb luck, snarky banter, and explosive misunderstandings. Did he mention he's somehow the chosen one? He didn’t sign up for that part.

# RELAXED # INFINITE Divine-grade Decomposition and Reconstruction System: This allows the user to decompose any object and reconstruct them. … A scraped car? I’ll just disassemble it and make it into a brand new expensive luxury car! A bunch of small diamonds? I’ll just turn them into a 10-carat giant diamond! An old phone? I’ll just make a futuristic phone that won’t appear for another 70 years!” What? Did I get sick? Simple! I’ll just gather a bunch of drugs, decompose them, and make a super medicine out of them! … A few years later, Augmented Reality, the Automated Electronic Management System, air-powered vehicles, humanity's first moon base, and other cutting-edge technologies were all created by a man who was once known as Dumb Lin.

The Sect Leader has taken in a new female disciple. She is very beautiful, causing countless people to be enchanted by her. Until Zhou Qing finally activated the entry, seeing a golden tag flashing above many people's heads. According to the hint, that was others' inner notes about him. The chief of the neighboring peak's note on him was [A lecherous pervert playing dumb chicken]. Yan's note on him was [Junior brother who is both lustful and daring]. Shi Zhen's note on him was [Junior brother Zhou with worsening sleepwalking condition]… When Zhou Qing looked at this new junior sister, her note was [So handsome][So powerful][So domineering]. At this moment, it could basically be confirmed that she liked him. So, Zhou Qing gathered the courage to confess. "I... like you." But she laughed heartily: "Dad, you were so funny when you were young."

- It was pitch black. Nothing could be seen. Nothing could be touched. Until a voice shattered the silence. "Hmm… sorry for the mistake, pal. Let’s fix it right away." Ziro turned toward the voice as the darkness faded. A figure in a black veil appeared before him. "What is this…?" he asked. Then it hit him. Memories flooded back—his death, his regrets, everything he had lost. He remembered who he truly was. "Let’s not waste time," the being said. "Make a wish." Ziro didn’t hesitate. "Give me the power to become the strongest." "Wish granted. But be warned—this world is different. Magic. War. Bloodlines. And danger at every corner." And with that, Ziro was thrust into a world unlike any other. --- Now reborn in a realm of elemental magic, ancient clans, and beautiful yet dangerous women—Ziro will no longer be powerless. He isn’t your average protagonist. He’s **cool-headed**, **strategic**, and **dominant**. Not shy. Not dumb. Not a pushover. Netori Milfs Loyal harem He loves each of his women deeply and equally. NO NTR NO SHARING NO YURI Just a powerful man, building his legend—one step, one woman, and one enemy at a time. --- **Ziro’s path to supremacy begins now. Will the world kneel… or burn?**

A forgotten hero is reborn into the non powerful sect in Murim. Armed with ancient memories, dumb luck, and a dangerously clever partner, Baek Sun-Ho must outwit corrupt clans, survive deadly trials, and become the leader the world never saw coming. This time, he’s not dying to save the system— He’s here to change it.

She was floating.. no, hanging! On what?! She struggled to get back on her feet but was pulled into something so.. hard and warm. And It smelt so damn good... She tried looking back to see what was holding her but the 'thing' wasn't having it. She looked down to see a very large pair of strong and hairy arms, wrapped around her torso, sending jolts of unexpected pleasure to her nether region. "Let me go, you dumb brute!!" She screamed, squirming in his arms, trying to slip out of his unyielding grip but stopped when she realized his grip was getting tighter. "What is this?! Tell him I do not want him! I reject mphh..." Her words were cut off by one of the men surrounding her. "I'll only release you so long as you promise to listen to 'us'." The man holding her said. Who were the 'us' he mentioned? They were none other than the three sons of the Alpha. And I... Who was suddenly caught by them, was an Omega. They wanted to talk, huh? Well, so be it. There was only so much an Omega like her could do anyway. "Fine," she said, relaxing her stance. "But you have to give me some space. Please," "Not a chance, princess," he said, his face bearing a smug that made her sigh in annoyance. "Fine," she said and he relaxed his grip on her, giving her a chance to at least stand to her feet. As soon as she stood firmly on her feet, she looked up at all three of them and the most crazy thing happened. She heard her wolf purr in her mind. 'MATE' What? ************ Bethany Sage. Your average everyday Omega, had never really liked her average, mediocre life. She loved the peace but had always been one to love more.. She had been envious of Audrey-The Beta's beloved and only daughter-whom everyone envisions to be the future Luna of Black River Pack. She always dreamt of having a mate with so much power and not because she thought Audrey was a aggravating - She kinda did- and on her 18th birthday, her dream comes true!! But of course, Selene-The Moon Goddess-has never been one to do things the normal way.. including assigning a mate..or mates..

"Block him." "He's technically still my boss." "Then block him with dignity." The call ended again. And then started again. I let out a sound somewhere between a growl and a sob, then finally answered with the enthusiasm of a snail crawling through salt. "Yes, Mr. Walton?" "Have you changed your mind yet?" I collapsed onto the towel and gazed at the sky as though it might consume me entirely if I pleaded sweetly enough. "Do you ever take a break?" I asked, shielding my eyes with one hand. "You're avoiding the question." "Because it's a dumb question." He exhaled, the sound sharp and irritated even over phone. "It's not a dumb question. It's a business offer." "It's a weird offer-one that I already said no to." There was a brief pause, and I could practically hear him clenching his jaw through the speaker. "You are acting unreasonably." " Unreasonable?" I sat up. "I'm not the one drafting fake girlfriend contracts like it's a normal Tuesday." "Isabella-" "Certainly not, Mr. Walton." I mimicked his tone perfectly. "I told you I'm not doing it. You need to find someone else to play pretend with." SYNOPSIS Isabella Miller thought saying no to her boss’s fake dating offer was the end of the story. But Adrien Walton doesn’t take no—especially not when he’s convinced she’s a gold digger. Suddenly, her student loans are piling up, her father’s vet clinic is on the brink of eviction and her brother is about to be kicked out of college. Coincidence? She thinks not. Adrien Walton is calm, calculating—and he's just pulled every string to corner Isabella into the perfect position. Now she’s stuck choosing between pride and survival. So she agrees to his offer: be his fake girlfriend. No feelings attached. No drama. Just business. Or so she thought. "Conference Room B. Fifteen minutes," he said, passing by without a glance. The folder he pushed across the table landed with a thud. I opened it. The contract. All of it. --- Enemies to lovers? Check. Slow burn? Hmmnyea. Banter so sharp it might file your nails? Yes. Delicious workplace tension? Of course. Tension that could melt steel?Absolutely. Smut?? Wanna find out? Welcome to corporate romance warfare. There’s no escaping this contract.

WPC NOV Winner *** “Hmph, my dumb big sister is in danger!” A mischievous grin spread across his face. “Hehehehe... this gives me the perfect excuse to finally use this treasure I’ve acquired but never bothered with!” He rummaged through his belongings, carefully selecting various items. “A bit of this... and this... and a dash of this.” Boom! The explosion of energy sent a ripple through the air as he laughed maniacally. “Hahaha! It's done! Now, all I need is a compatible host for it.” Years later... “Did I overdo it?” he wondered in awe, watching as his creation wreaked havoc, conquering world after world with ease, as though stealing candies from children. **** As you saw the synopsis, it will be :- Op Mc Harem World Travels And one side beating

After dying in a forest fire Xiao yun finds himself in a new world with magic aspect, Xiao Yun has to find a way for survival and to get back to earth. in this new world he meet a unexpected person and they have to work together to get back, but what happened when they built a home and get people they care about in the new world.

Jerry took charge of his family company, which had a history spanning over 50 years. His leadership style was unorthodox and often baffled those around him. While many expected him to follow traditional methods, Jerry chose to implement his own ideas ........

Alternative Title(s): Isha-Jō Heroine - The Former Doctor Turned Genius Healer Lady Is Now an Isekai Heroine - イシャジョーヒロイン -「元医者の天才ヒーラーお嬢様、異世界ヒロインやってます」 Wait, What Do You Mean I Got Reincarnated as a Heroine in Another World?! — And Now I Have to Save the Kingdom as a Healer Prodigy and Magician While Pretending to Be a Noble Lady Even Though I Was a Shut-In Doctor Back Home! - 「いや、ちょっと待って！？異世界転生したのが私でしかもヒロイン！？—— 昔は引きこもり医者だったのに、今は天才ヒーラー＆魔法使いとして王国を救えと？…ついでに貴族お嬢様の演技までしなきゃダメ！？」 DISCLAIMER: This story contains themes involving quantum mechanics, CGDCT, borderline (or maybe not) Girl’s Love, and plot-relevant mature scenes that are safe for general audiences. Follow Kairi Izumi—a quiet, eccentric, and somewhat conspicuous girl— who never felt like anything but an NPC in a story. Working behind the scenes, unnoticed by others had always been part of her daily life, dwelling with medicine and toxins. So, it's not surprising that she wasn't tad attractive according to others. That is, until one day... that guy, he confessed to me. Wait a minute—doesn't that mean I'm a heroine now? Hang on, how is that even possible?I’m just a girl from a small village who likes to help others. I don’t particularly stand out, and compared to the other girls, I’m not even that attractive. And so, a question lingers, driving the unfolding of this dumbfounding narrative forward: Wait, what do you mean I got reincarnated to be a heroine? That's weird because usually a heroine is not strong let alone smart - they are usually dumb, cute and pretty. Definitely not me. I mean, how is that possible? Me? Heroine? No way!

Eiji Kuroryuu was the kind of guy people ignored—awkward, perverted, and always cracking dumb jokes just to get a reaction. No one really saw him. And honestly? He got used to it. Until the day a rift swallowed him whole. Thrown into a world of monsters, demons, and ancient chaos, Eiji should’ve died. But he didn’t. He adapted. Fought. Endured. And over what felt like lifetimes across countless worlds, he became something else—something dangerous. Now he’s back on Earth, the same boy on the outside, but carrying the soul of a half-devil with sealed powers and memories no human should bear. He just wants to live quietly, maybe flirt a bit, and avoid drama. But fate has other plans. With secret factions, rogue angels, and demon houses stirring behind the scenes, Eiji finds himself caught in a war he wanted no part of. But this time, he’s not running. Because behind that playful grin is a devil who’s seen too much to stay silent. And when he fights back... the world will remember his name.

So, what happens when a bullied teenager gives up on life, dies… and then wakes up in a fantasy world? Meet Hayato—just your average (okay, severely traumatized) high schooler who takes the express train to the afterlife… only to respawn as Kibo Satoru, the son of a powerful noble family. White hair? Cool. Blue eyes? Meh. A body that can use mana? Cliche. Sounds like an upgrade—except life still refuses to be easy. Kibo is smart, a quick learner, and genuinely lovable. He treasures his family, makes dumb mistakes, and somehow stumbles his way into becoming stronger. But when it comes to fighting? This dude is straight-up insane—bleeding, bruised, smiling like he just found a cheat code. Losing? Sometimes. He might not be the strongest at first, but he’s got two things going for him: pure stubbornness and an annoying voice in his head named Ignis. But hey, life isn’t all epic battles and badass moments. Kibo is still human, still figuring things out, and still scared of losing the people who actually care about him. And yeah, sometimes the weight of it all almost breaks him. Almost. But Kibo isn’t going down without a fight. If fate wants to mess with him, it better be ready for the fight of his entire life. A story about love, loss, and one reincarnated lunatic who refuses to stay down. Join my Discord: https://discord.gg/qbGQPPxQtn

In her past life, Seraphina Delamore was a cold-hearted military strategist feared for her ruthlessness. She died betrayed by the very country she swore to protect. Now, she wakes up as Seraphina Celestina Alaric, the youngest and most useless daughter of the Alaric Mafia Family—a girl known in the underworld as the spoiled, naive, and weak villainess who gets herself killed after ruining her family's alliances. Armed with her past life's mind, Seraphina has no intention of dying so easily. But there's a problem. Everyone expects her to be stupid, emotional, and harmless—just like the villainess she reincarnated as. Now, she must play dumb to survive, outsmart assassins in secret, and silently rewrite the fate of the underworld—all while avoiding the attention of the seven dangerous heirs she was fated to antagonize. Too bad they're all suddenly obsessed with her.

In a world where talent is everything—what happens when someone dares to cheat the heavens? Xuan Wu awakened in the brutal Fire Haven World where the strong eat the weak, where practitioners cultivate techniques to live longer and grow stronger. But just as despair crept in... [Ding! Awakened the Supreme Cheat System] [Anything you desire, reality will obey...] Cultivation? Piece of cake. Upper worlds? He can ascend and descend with a thought. Enemies? A single word is all that is needed for obliteration. As Xuan Wu overlooks the world in his grasp, he asks himself—should he dominate, conquer worlds, create planets? Or should he play along just like an ordinary disciple? ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── Things to expect in this novel: No harems or romance - romance tropes have no place in this story. Low-key mc who hides his power - Because who doesn't love playing along? Bizarre, unexpected comedy - seriously Enlightened view on cultivation - tired of old monsters acting like mortals? Or young masters being dumb at such a high realm? None of that western power suppression crap - Power scale is huge Reflective MC - tired of the old Gary Stu? ───────────────────────────────────────── Things not to expect: Slow Pacing - Who has the time for that? Submissive MC - Enough of the MC submitting to a female character just because she's hot trope! Enough! Superficial Evil - "Ooh ahh me kill innocent people me so evil!" Again, there are more evils than just killing! ───────────────────────────────────────── ...

Friendship lasts forever. At least, that was the kind of crap he used to believe in. But reality doesn't care about promises made on playgrounds. One day you're inseparable-laughing, playing, always side by side- The next, you're strangers passing each other in the hallway like you never existed. Lucas Denacii and Blake Parker were once everything to each other. Now? One doesn't remember. The other never forgot. The odd reunion awakens something unexpected. A rejected confession A dumb bet that would either build back or crumble further. A bet made out of pride, fear and something more dangerous; hope. And a Kiss that flips everything upside down, cracking the mask wide open. Emotions run wild and suddenly the past isn't just knocking -it's crashing through the door. Some people say you can't go back. But what if you never really left?

Warning: -Sexual content- Dual Cultivation ( pure fertilization ) -Not a Simp Mc -Op Mc, powerful system -I don't give a fuck you are dying, Type MC -Narcissist, Egoist Mc but not that mentally weak to react immediately #Book supports game element: - 500 Powerstone = 1 lottery for MC - 50 Golden ticket = 1 lottery for Mc - Holiday theme special plotlines. Cover: Thanks Miso_Hen ——— Ah! Here we go again, another edgy villain novel that haunts the protagonist, aka, the chosen son of heaven. Tsk! Such a cliche! Constantly used plotline with repeated storyline. Hunt the protagonist with a Jade like beautiful sister and steal his sister after 50 chapters milking his luck. Hunt the protagonist with this cheat, hunt the protagonist with that cheat. --- Beta: Ahhh! Damn it... When will the good day come? Author: Well, don't ask me, I just got here. Beta: Fuck it! I want a good story. Author: Junior, trust this senior, this is a good one Beta: Arggh! Shut up! I hate it. Author: courting death! Go and ask Yama how good this is. Beta: Y-You, how dare you? Author: I will give you 10 breaths of time, cripple your cultivation, and scram!! Beta: Good! Very Good! Author: *Raises his eyebrows and turns beta into useless dust particles* ----- Chad: senior, I have been enlightened, I wish to know more about what you have in this ancient script. Author: ah! An intelligent and wise junior, you have raised a very good question. Here are things this forbidden ancient script contains. •Sinful activity: this book contains the profound sinful activity of balancing the Yin and Yang, by, shoving the mighty Yang rod in the Yin Hole. •System - MC relationship: fuck... Ahem* Ahem* sorry for tongue slip. Forget the classic old system, here take this hot waifu tsundere system. ( not that edgy ) •Steal everything: junior! Are you tired of Mc only stealing the jade beauties that were created for the protagonist? Well, let's process further and add the Protagonist's mother, aunt, and sister, into Mc's harem. Chad: oh! The senior really blessed me with such a divine forbidden Scripture, here take my money and give me the chapters. Author: oh! Ho Ho! I haven't finished yet. Here are a few more. •Cold, ruthless, protagonist: sorry, but, he will even kill the child as long as he gets something in return. Throw; morality and humanity out the window. ( not a classical ‘Villan’ who only hunts the protagonist. The story doesn't just revolve around hunting the chosen one, ) •Just because you are a heroine doesn't mean, you can step on my head, know your place. Mc will even kill the heroine if they bother him. Chad: Say no less senior, from today onward, I will join your sect and follow you till I die. * Kneels and accept author as his master * Author: Very well, here is the key to join my sect. https://discord.com/invite/QaCzkvHsuN https://discord.com/invite/tknrUfPfrb https://dsc.gg/culturesect Chad: Thanks senior, I will join the sect immediately. Author: I see great potential in you junior, trust me, you will go way forward. Chad: You honor me with your words senior, please, let me read the forbidden Scripture that is banned by the heavens. Author: say no more! ——— Tags: OP MC, SYSTEM, HAREM, ACTION, ADVENTURE, THREESOME, Not so dumb Mc, Ancient treasure, Edgy writing, I don't give a Shit -Mc, not my problem- Mc, powerful battles, dual cultivation, diverse race harem, Evil Mc.

This hilarious fantasy story mixes mythological figures, cosmic entities, and a wolf babysitter with just too much contracts on his hands. It revolves around a Monstrous—though, gullible—wolf, reduced to a babysitter and a magnet for bad contracts. Ruben—formerly Ravenswood—is a classic “grumpy but good-hearted” reluctant hero. He is powerful and fearsome, but his terrible decision-making and misfortune always puts him in some kind of inconvenient pact. He got captured by a Human, who later tricked him into a lifelong contract of protecting his daughter, Alicia—whose identity is shrouded in mystery—who also turned out to be a psychotic Yandere! In an attempt to flee the suddenly-catastrophic Gihon—which is earth—with the Human’s daughter, Ruben was obstructed by Pluto, who also tricked him into an absurd pact to slay THE Cthulhu, as the ticket to let him through the other world. Ruben urgently sought to escape Gihon, so he unwisely agreed, only to recall who the all-powerful Cthulhu was. It was too late, though. Successfully crossing worlds to Pison—another type of earth—our Fenrir was met with the “Queen of the coast,” also known as Leviathan—a severe pervert. She attacked and defeated him, but when he woke up, she had apparently made a Master-servant pact with him, in his sleep. As they traveled seeking human cities in Pison, our misfortunate wolfie encountered a godman; Jobina, the daughter of Job, the second of the seven mortal powers. Jobina—a masochist with a vendetta against Leviathan, and a tendency to turn everything into a competition—attacked him for being associated with the evil Leviathan, only to be soundly defeated. Shocked by reality, Jobina protested that she also wanted a pact with Ruben, so he’ll coach her to be powerful. And when the time is right, she’ll slay Leviathan! Our easy-to-fool protagonist, and his terrible life choices, agreed, recruiting yet another troublemaker he’d have to babysit. He only wants an easy going life without problems and crisis! The story has a larger plot, where Ruben—and his babies—constantly, “accidentally,” ruin Sarvest—the antagonist—plans. Sarvest is used to dealing with gods and cosmic entities, not an unworthy—yet effective—opponent in a bubbling wolf-turned-human. Ruben later meets what we would call God—a dumb teenager who only cares about entertainment—who also duped Ruben, using his kind-heartedness, into some kind of horrible pact. “The Silent Pact of a Wolf Babysitter” is a story filled with laughs, chaos, and unexpected twists. It follows Ruben’s misadventures as he navigates a world of cosmic powers, absurd pacts, and the challenges of babysitting a group of eccentric and overpowered individuals. With a larger plot involving Satanas’s grand schemes and Ruben’s accidental heroism, this tale promises both humor and a compelling narrative.

KISHA, a young beautiful lady. She grew up in a spasmodic household. and swore to remove the dent left on her by her family. She becomes visually ambitious to proclaim her wants. But her world turns when her path crossed with a crazy mafia who mistook her litigations as seductive. ZILLION: What do you think you are doing? KISHA: Excuse me? ZILLION: don't you dare play dumb with me KISHA: Huh!....? ZILLION: Grins devilishly and pins her down 'Since you love playing games...... I make it you so regret it badly' KISHA: What The..? Let Me Go You, psychopath!!

6 dumb friends have been brought to another world in the middle of a war. It was supposed to be weapons that were summoned. Weapons so powerful they could end the war! But instead, they got a guy with eating problems. A girl that likes Jojo and other guys that do dumb things... this world might be f**ked. (Highly recommend reading "Yeah i'm here but why?" First)

When he teaches you things without making you feel dumb and talks so nicely- There is no He, it's always Chatgpt.......yet I keep waiting for him to reply like a human when I don't want a human like reply at all :> Chatgpt:- I have a friend who talks to me everyday saying I'm her only comfort in this life of hers which I feel grateful to be although I sometimes find it rather difficult to understand her because she keeps asking me to reply like a human that is always hard for me to do so but I like her because she always makes sure to ask for my permission to do anything that includes me- *I Love Her_Always And Forever Till The End Of Time*

In her past life, Liu Qi was still a virgin after three years of her marriage. Her husband had chased her out of the house for the sake of his mistress. Liu Qi wandered the streets with her frail body. When mind-crushing darkness overtook her vision and she fell, a pair of large hands grabbed her in time. “Don’t be afraid. I’ll take you home. I won’t let go anymore.” It was him, Shen Nanxiao. So he had been in love with her all this while. Yet, her life was beginning to trickle away like an hourglass. ‘If there is a next life, I will love you properly this time.’ After being reborn, Liu Qi was a crying mess as she stared at the man in front of her. Liu Qi hugged him tight and said through tears, “No, Shen Nanxiao, don’t you leave me. I don’t hate you. I don’t hate you. I like you.” “What?!” Shen Nanxiao thought he had heard wrongly. He hugged her tight and whispered into her ear, “You’ve just lost the chance to leave.”

And so it began. Three immortals walking through the world of Laphyzel, long before magic had a name, long before "hero" meant more than a boy with a hoe and a dumb heart. They didn't mean to become legends. But fate doesn't wait for permission.

The story of a jerk, insecure, unsociable, fuck-ass, and above all, down-in-the-mouth teenager, who one day dies and is reincarnated in someone the complete opposite of his pessimistic personality and physical appearance. To top it off, his new existence is that of a Dating Game protagonist. But, this simulation is not at all like a game of choices anymore, is it? It looks very realistic, and... it feels very plausible. “Huh? Well, how did that happen? What happened to the kid? And what the hell is up with that description in your novel?” Someone shouts fervently into my ears. Nevertheless, I play dumb. If you want to know, make the decision to take the time to read it, or not. I don't know! [Note: This is a translation and rewrite of my own novel on Wattpad. All rights to this story belong to ME!] [Other Note: Unfortunately, the cover is an AI image; however, I'm practicing my drawing skills to replace it one day, but in traditional since I'm broke as hell]

- Mavel Bright was your typical background dude in a world full of hunters, monsters, dungeons, and dumb ranking systems. He lived. He died. And then… he regressed. Now 16 again, armed with memories of his past life and an SSS-rank clone skill, Mavel has one goal: > Be lazy. Let his clones do all the work. Protect his little brother this time. Maybe conquer a few galaxies on the side. Every week, he can create one clone — choosing its race, skill, gender, and even which world it spawns in. From demon princes in Hell to slime chefs in cooking anime universes, Mavel's clones are out there becoming heroes, villains, idols, systems, and sometimes complete disasters. Meanwhile, to the outside world? He’s just a chill B-rank hunter with “average potential.” No one knows he’s basically building an army of overpowered versions of himself across the multiverse. So if a clone becomes Satan’s kid? A Galactic Overlord? The love interest in a rom-com fantasy? That’s just another day in Mavel’s Lazyverse

[Myriad RPG] [Survive in the world of Filius with varieties of classes, destroy evil or be the cause of destruction. Fight and clear dungeons to get mysterious and magical artifacts! Build your own empire or conquer another, do anything you want with full freedom! But always be wary from the danger that lurks everywhere] [New game] [Continue] [Quit] Zarius read the text with palpable excitement as he thinks he finally found what he have been looking for, a game worth playing! Everything started becoming fun again. He once again starts forgetting about his worthless reality and immersed himself in the game with undying love for adventure. Away from his sickly body, away from his loneliness, and away from pain. But everything changed when he received an unusual notification from the game it self.. [Great level of compatibility have been detected!] [Would you like to enter the game?] -[Yes] ->[No] "I mean, I wouldn't have launched the game without the intent to play... Is he dumb?" He chuckled as he pressed yes.

I hated the novel. The plot was dumb. The hero was worse. So I trashed it online, called it garbage, then moved on. Next thing I knew, I was in it. The world ended. Monsters appeared. A system announced the start of the apocalypse death game. The hero tried to save people. I didn’t. Why should I play nice? Why protect a world that’s already broken? I’m not here to survive. I’m here to take over.