Do You Even Lift

Ava Summers is the perfect daughter: CEO material, straight-A student, and the only Summers twin with a functioning frontal lobe. She’s survived nineteen years of sharing air and eyebrow genes with Eva — a walking fire hazard who once tried to toast marshmallows on scented candles and nearly set the estate ablaze. So when their parents arranged a marriage to Zeke Ford — the kingdom’s favorite golden boy and serial flirt — Ava reluctantly took one for the family. That is, until Eva pulled a fast one: she spiked Ava’s margarita, slid a shady contract under her nose, and next thing you know… Ava’s waking up married to the wrong twin. Enter Zach Ford — the kingdom’s coldest man alive, walking gloom cloud, and accidental husband. He hasn’t cracked a smile since his mysterious fiancée, Orihime, died under suspicious circumstances. The Ford family thought Eva’s chaotic sunshine might fix him. Too bad they accidentally married him to Ava: a neurotic perfectionist who schedules emotional breakdowns like business meetings. Now Ava has to: Pretend she's totally in love with her emotionally constipated husband. Survive polite society, royal gossip, and unwanted foot rub offers from Shen Wang — her rich, clingy, disturbingly hot suitor who thinks “No” is short for “Not yet.” Figure out if Orihime is actually dead… or just hiding better than Zach hides his feelings. It was supposed to be a PR move. Instead, it’s a rom-com with fake love, real secrets, one stolen car, and at least two murder mysteries. With This Ring, I Loathe You—Yes, I Do: A chaotic enemies-to-lovers rollercoaster with tax fraud, unresolved trauma, and a love story that may or may not be court-admissible—because honestly, I am still in shambles on how to finish this novel without breaking me own phone screen or my heart. Let's see HAHAHA

What if you woke up in a world of magic? Alaric, a young man, knew what he wanted: to do nothing, just like on Earth. He was a procrastinator who loved lounging on the couch, scrolling through social media or watching movies and TV shows. That was his life. But when he ended up in a magic academy with teachers pushing him to work hard? That wasn’t for him. Alaric was so lazy and had such poor talent that he got expelled. Few can say they were kicked out of a magic academy in a kingdom desperate for mages. Left alone with no family or money, Alaric wandered the wilderness, struggling to survive. One day, after sleeping for two days straight, something awakened within him. A System. [Arcane Idleness Protocol Activated] [The less you do, the stronger you get] [First Passive] [Idle Infusion: Your total mana increases while you sleep. The more you sleep, the higher your total mana will increase] [Spell Rank: ???] And that was just the beginning of the legend of Alaric, the wizard who never trained yet reached the peak. The mage who built the best magic academy from scratch just to use his disciples to work for him. "I can relax all day while my disciples work for me, what a life!"

Jeanne tinha apenas 18 anos quando sua madrasta e meia-irmã a incriminaram e fizeram com que ela perdesse tudo. Ela foi expulsa de casa pelo pai por tentar resistir. 7 anos depois, Jeanne voltou em busca de vingança com um filho misterioso ao seu lado - George. As pessoas zombavam dela por ser mãe solteira e chamavam o filho dela de criança sem pai. “Quem você está chamando de criança sem pai? Você não vai gostar de me ver bravo,” ameaçou George. “Abaixe o facho, George! Não estrague a diversão! Eu ainda não me diverti o suficiente,” disse Jeanne, querendo aproveitar sua vingança, deixando o menino sem palavras. Jeanne conheceu mais tarde o famoso Quarto Mestre Swan em um baile de caridade. O homem de boa aparência e temperamento frio a chamou para um canto e disse: “Eu gosto de você.” Todos ficaram chocados, inclusive Jeanne. “Eu sou mãe solteira e tenho um filho. Tem certeza de que gosta de mim?” ela disse. “Eu na verdade... gosto do seu filho!” Todos ficaram chocados quando o Quarto Mestre Swan casou-se com Jeanne, mas apenas ele, astuto, sabia que havia conseguido não apenas um, mas dois, importantes jogadores para esse jogo de xadrez que ele estava jogando.

Ao atravessar para outro mundo, Zhang Xuan se encontra se tornando um professor honrável. Junto com sua transcendência, uma biblioteca misteriosa aparece em sua mente. Desde que seja algo que ele tenha visto, independentemente de ser humano ou objeto, um livro sobre suas fraquezas será automaticamente compilado na biblioteca. Assim, ele se torna formidável. "Monarca Zhuoyang, por que você detesta tanto usar sua roupa íntima? Como imperador, não pode prestar um pouco mais de atenção à sua imagem?" "Fada Linglong, você sempre pode me procurar se não conseguir dormir à noite. Sou habilidoso em canções de ninar!" "E você, Monarca Demônio Qiankun! Pode moderar no alho? Está tentando me matar com esse fedor?" Esta é uma história incrível sobre professores e alunos, preparando e guiando os maiores especialistas do mundo! Grupo de bate-papo do Discord: https://discord.gg/ATHVehx

THE SYSTEM THAT COULDN’T EVEN A Multiversal Breakdown in 404 Chapters or Less. Imagine if a post-apocalyptic webnovel took a toaster bath during a firmware update, woke up with a pigeon on its face, and forgot how to be a story. Now imagine that’s the plot. Welcome to The System That Couldn’t Even, a glorious middle finger to every overused webnovel cliché, written like someone locked Deadpool in a library full of light novels and gave him a typewriter made of spite. Meet Dave Miller He’s not the Chosen One. He’s not an elite cultivator. He doesn't get truck-kun’d. He’s not secretly royalty, a genius, or a demon lord’s reincarnated cat. He’s just a guy. A very tired guy. And unfortunately for the multiverse, he’s the only one who won’t cooperate with the System that’s supposed to save reality. When Dave’s malfunctioning Apocalypse Survival System tries to turn his life into a power fantasy, he glitches the tutorial, flips off the narrator, and kicks the plot in the nethers. Now reality itself is unraveling. The System’s breaking. The tropes are panicking. The Librarian, an eldritch AI who keeps the narrative universe “on brand,” wants him erased. Dave? He just wants to nap and eat expired canned soup in peace. Let’s Roast the Webnovel Genre, Shall We? This novel brutally parodies: System stories where MCs gain 300 skills and zero personality Villainess reincarnation arcs with more face-slaps than brain cells "Trash family" drama where everyone hates the MC for exactly 1 chapter until he's OP Academy arcs that are just Hogwarts with more trauma Cultivation levels named like shampoo products: “Qi Foundation Super Ultra Jade Core – Level 9” If you've ever rolled your eyes at another “cold and aloof CEO,” screamed at a “dense MC who accidentally builds a harem,” or wondered how everyone in these stories has twelve cheat skills before puberty — this book is for you. It’s not a power fantasy. It’s a power outage. Cast Includes: Dave Miller – Glitch in the matrix. Avatar of narrative rebellion. Cannot be trusted near plot devices or emotional scenes. Unit Alpha – A pigeon. Talks in autotune. Possibly God. Definitely a threat to continuity. Lumina Starshard – Hacker. Anti-Chosen One. Carries the story’s lore and its emotional weight while screaming. Ryuuji Kurogane – Reformed edgelord. Ex-rider of the motorcycle of defiance. Now wields glitter and sass. The Librarian – Your favorite villain’s favorite AI. Wants everyone neatly filed under “trope-compliant.” Hates Dave. With reason. What to Expect: Timeline-pruning bureaucrats Reality collapsing under sarcasm Talking pigeons as emotional support weapons Plot armor sold on black markets Heartfelt scenes ruined by fart jokes Fourth-wall demolitions Meta-horror inside abandoned tropes Actual emotional trauma buried under comedy Tags: Satirical Apocalypse | Anti-System | Webnovel Roast | Found Family with Brain Damage | Fourth Wall Abuse | Talking Animals | Meta Fiction | The Plot is Alive and It’s Mad | Existential Glitch Comedy | Weaponized Pacing Errors | Angst with Bonus Pigeon Summary in One Line: "What if the MC said ‘no’ to the plot — and the entire multiverse broke trying to fix him?"

In the most cliched fashion, a giant truck-kun smashed into my World, killing everyone with it. And in the next most cliched event, I was given a second chance in life by the gods to live another life in a world of swords, magic and dragons! It’s literally a dream come true! Be a hero? Who has the time?! Conquer the world? Like hell I’ll do something so troublesome! Diving into dungeons, exploring ancient ruins and meeting all the weirdos of the world? Sign me right up!! I’m only interested in travelling the world to find the most interesting materials I can use to write the best story I can! I’ll show you my creativity and dazzle this new world with the stories I’ll write! I’ll fight with dragons, swim with krakens, wrestle giants, eat all the cakes and bed the beauties! Time to live this life however I want! Eh? A psycho is running around the world saying that they are the hero who will slay the demon lord? Why is there such a crazy person? There’s someone out there threatening the world with nukes? How did they even find out how to make those? Some crazy hobo is going into other people’s houses to smash pots to look for money? That guy really must be crazy. What Do You Mean There Are Other Transmigrators In My Harem Fantasy? ----- [Character Creation:] [Gender:] [Male] [Female] >[Futa] *** Notes: Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter. You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

"Emotions are contradictory and can make you make wrong decisions" those were the words her father once said to Rin. Those words remained engraved in her mind and even more when she had to go through events that would give a meaning to those affirmations her father gave, her first love, her first illusion was the one that gave reason to those words her father told her in the past and the reason why her life in the future has been a disaster. Did she lose her marriage, did she lose her family? -Life hit her hard when she learned that life is not rosy, whoever says they love you does not truly love you, and it is easy to deceive and lie to get some benefit however small or big. She spent years in the shadows trying to ease the pain of her past, she decided to rebuild her life, maybe alone But with determination' she would no longer be a weak woman dependent on a marriage for something I managed to open "do you want something to go?" A coffee shop and the possible reason why her life will change. Is there room for love? Or is only self-love enough? These are questions that will eventually be uncovered and will test her fidelity to both herself and her heart.

Chevy Helvon, a not so normal teenager gets reincarnated in another world with no clue what to do. Unlike his last life, in this life he wants to not hate himself but love himself and fulfill his wishes. Will he achieve what he wants or fail?

In front of a crowd, the classic "broken engagement" trope unfolded. Gu Feng smiled faintly and took out a golden abacus. "That certain someone, I don’t mind you breaking off the engagement. However, you’ll have to pay me compensation." "At three years and one month old, I secretly fed you a piece of jerky. The meat itself wasn’t worth much, but the seasoning on it was expensive—100 spirit stones." "At three years and two months old, I gave you a wooden knife. This blade was carved over ten years by a master craftsman—1,000 spirit stones." "..." "On top of that, you also owe me compensation for emotional damages over the past 15 years and the next 10,000 years, totaling..." "And for those times I kissed you..." --- Support me on www.patreon.com/c/AnubisTL and Read Ahead!

I made this while half-conscious.

He was just a boy with a normal life—until the world shifted beneath his feet. One moment, he was heading out to meet his friends. The next, he awoke sealed inside a coffin, buried beneath earth that shouldn't exist and no clue where here is. Dragged from the grave by terrified strangers and left alone in a city where no one knows his name, he finds himself in a strange new world: medieval in stone but stitched with modern echoes. Magic hums in the air, technology runs on words, and strangers speak a tongue eerily familiar to his own. Hungry, homeless, and hunted by something he doesn’t yet understand, he begins to unravel the quiet horror sewn into this world—and into himself. Because the question isn’t how he got here. It’s why this world already had a grave prepared for him.

Yin Kai eats something his chickens seem to enjoy... From then on, he's cast into a bigger role for himself, his family, and his world. Using the Ancestral Origin Transformation Art, he merges with one of his chickens. Getting cultivation feedback from his chicken's progeny alongside his own, Yin Kai begins to take the cultivation world by storm with only one task: Do the thing nobody else wants to do, ever will do, and cultivate perfectly through each realm by cultivating 1380 small stages per realm instead of 3. He doesn't want to, but he might as well. Join the discord! https://discord.gg/XKHa52XFQm

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Kail chega ao prestigiado Colégio Yeonseong com um propósito claro: derrubar as facções que governam a escola pelas sombras e reivindicar o poder que sempre lhe foi negado. Transferido silencioso e implacável, ele monta uma rede subterrânea de aliados renegados - uma engrenagem secreta que avança sem que os "Tronos" vermelhos, brancos e pretos percebam... Cada capítulo é um movimento estratégico num tabuleiro sangrento: expor segredos comprometedores, atacar fraquezas ocultas, silenciar quem ousar se opor. Mas, quanto mais profundo Kail adentra as trevas, mais evidente se torna a linha tênue entre vingança e tirania. Em um jogo de traições, sacrifícios e reviravoltas, ele descobrirá que assumir o trono pode exigir o preço mais alto de todos. "Prepare-se para descobrir que o maior inimigo pode ser quem você escolhe se tornar."

✨✨✨✨✨ Choi Yue Liang and Shen Xingxing ORIGINAL STORY DO NOT COPY

Eles morreram. Mas essa não é uma história sobre a morte. Quatro jovens acordam em um mundo que não é o deles. Um mundo de magia, monstros e silêncio entre as pedras antigas. Sem respostas. Sem explicações. Apenas sensações que não deveriam existir. A cada passo, mais perguntas: Por que eles? O que os observa? E o que exatamente foi despertado com eles? Nem todas as runas foram feitas para serem lidas. Nem todo chamado deve ser atendido.

A New Perspective on the Story of the Underworld

he thought does blue eyes were magical

Yang Hao was a mortal with no hope of becoming a warrior. On top of that, he was betrayed by his personal guard and left in a dangerous forest to be devoured by beasts. However, he was fortunate to encounter two women—one fat and the other skinny. They offered to help him escape the forest and become stronger, but in exchange, he had to engage in dual cultivation with one of them. Yang Hao decided to accept their offer. His life mattered more, and he suspected these women were not ordinary but powerful. It also seemed they were hiding something from him.

What if you've been told that your a successor for something during your meal?? Well that's what happened to me. I Itsuki Hoshino have been told by my mother that I'm her successor, not for what you think it is.. Mafia boss? Wealthy Company's Heir? A Big NO! "What?!!I'm gonna be a Magical Girl?? But I'm a guy!!" he shouted. "You will undergo a training and will be assist by someone " my mother said to me calmly. "Who?" I asked. Fast Forward>>> But wait... I'm here for the training aren't I? Why the hell I'm doing "that" to someone who will assist me and a guys at that?!! What the hell is happening?!!!!!

Russel was a mortal boy that became a turning point for a wanna be Goddess that caused the hunt down of her species for her desire to maintain the very frail life of Russel. The story begins where her story left off.

Part 1: Sho Hizuki is a 17 year old highschooler who has blood cancer and has been living with his little sister ever since their mother died and their father abandoned them since their mother died, and now he has to work to make a better living environment for his little sister while trying to make his own condition better. But in doing so, he ended isolated and with no friends at school and his job. Part 2: A girl named Yūki Takina, who had the same condition as Sho Hizuki, appeared I his life and changing him to see the world from new perspective. But the only difference in their conditions was that she had a heart disease, but she didn't let it stop her from enjoying her life and making new friends. Part 3: In the end, their all needed quick treatment before it was too late for them. But even so, they kept their condition to them selves without their new friends knowing about it, and as though as their situation was they started to fall for each other.

Death was not the end. For Rei Ardent, it was only the beginning. After perishing in a failed AI singularity experiment, Rei awakens in a world unlike any he's ever known—where magic is real, the sky holds two moons, and a translucent system interface governs all life. He is reborn not as a blank slate, but as an anomaly: a man with every skill—combat, magic, creation, even time and space—set to Level 999. But overwhelming power breeds emptiness. What’s the point of strength when there’s nothing left to chase? Then, the system speaks: [Welcome to the Multiverse.] Realities bleed into one another. Lost worlds drift through the void. Ancient beings stir. And amidst the chaos, one girl—Lyra, a sharp-tongued mage with a tragic past—might be the only one who can reach his heart. Together, they’ll face forgotten gods, rewrite world laws, and uncover the secret behind the Skill System itself. Magic. Romance. Endless adventure. This isn’t just a second life. It’s the journey beyond all limits.

"Orphaned at a young age, Layla Llewellyn feels like the luckiest girl in the world after she moves in with her uncle Bill, a gardener who lives on the scenic Arvis estate in the Berg Empire. To Layla, Arvis seems like paradise; she loves to explore the vast forest, always bringing her notebook to record the wildlife she encounters. She especially loves the birds, watching them with awe as they hatch and grow from fluffy chicks into beautiful birds. Duke Herhardt, the young, handsome lord of Arvis, is also interested in birds—and in Layla. But the difference, is he's interested in birds because he likes to hunt them... and he's interested in Layla because he likes to make her cry. She had been his lovely bird in a golden cage, and her tears had been his favorite melody. He had clipped her wings. He had locked her heart. He had broken her freedom. To keep her close, Matthias had done everything without hesitation. And because he hadn’t hesitated, he had never regretted. He had never reflected. He had never apologized. When his lovely bird, Layla, opened the cage he built and flew away, Matthias had made his cruel decision: “If I lose her forever and can’t get her back, I’d rather kill her.”

Jiang Yun died in his original world, and his spirit traveled to a cultivation world as the Holy Son of the Sacred Land of Mist. However, his new body was severely injured from being attacked by demonic cultivators and having his Sacred Bones stolen. As he was in despair, a voice from a System, known as the Villain System, sounded. Initially, he was shocked because of his experiences, which seemed like the destiny of a protagonist. However, when he discovered that his junior disciple was the true Son of Destiny and had stolen his Sacred Bones, hiding them, and was a spy for the Demonic Sect, Jiang Yun realized he was being framed. The junior disciple created false accusations against him, causing other disciples to dislike and reject him, including senior and junior disciples who shared the same master. Without hesitation, Jiang Yun decided to become the Villain. He planned for survival, gathered resources, amassed forces, and acquired subordinates. Eventually, his master decided to remove him from his position as Holy Son. He then chose to leave the Sacred Land. When he encountered an Emperor Spirit, he learned that the world was about to undergo a dramatic change in the near future. Thus, he established a Sacred Land for those who were despised and abandoned by heaven, or for those who shared his ideals. I am the author of this story and plan to publish it on three platforms: Webnovel, ScribbleHub, and Royal Road.

She forced destiny on herself. she made plans for herself. it's said that one should wait for your time and let destiny take its place, but to her it's a NO. They met by accident, fell in love by accident and took the next step by themselves. what's that next step that will ruin the both of them? THE OATH!!!!!

Azrael hadn't meant for it to happen, it never occurred to him that it would end up like this..or maybe he is. Oh how selfish he is. "Please forgive me...please" But his desperate plea won't be heard by the one who he want it to be heard of the most.