Jo Joke Show

Sinopse de Chocolate do Caos (Cupids Chocolates): João, um estudante comum do ensino médio, tem sua vida virada de cabeça para baixo quando descobre que foi enfeitiçado por chocolates mágicos distribuídos por Mei Tá Tá, uma jovem deusa do amor desastrada e alegre em treinamento. Esses chocolates fizeram oito garotas ao seu redor desenvolverem sentimentos artificiais e intensos por ele, amplificando seus sonhos e inseguranças mais profundos. Agora, para quebrar o feitiço, João precisa ajudá-las a realizar seus verdadeiros sonhos, enfrentando desafios emocionais e inesperados enquanto lida com os sentimentos confusos que podem surgir no processo. Cada garota é única, com desejos e histórias complexas, e o maior obstáculo é que, ao quebrar o feitiço, todas as memórias e emoções falsas desaparecerão – deixando apenas o que for genuíno. Com a ajuda de Mei Tá Tá, que só ele pode ver, João mergulha em uma jornada de autodescoberta, amizade e amor, aprendendo que os sonhos e os sentimentos verdadeiros são mais complicados – e preciosos – do que qualquer magia. Será que ele conseguirá salvar todas as garotas e, no caminho, descobrir o que realmente sente?

Many people wish to escape this boring life, or rather, everyone does. I was no different. But back then, I hadn’t been summoned to another world. It didn’t take long for us to realize that this place was a true hell. Covered in blood, Avinash screamed, “One day, I’ll have them all beneath my feet!” Hero? What a joke.

The best actor was shooting a doomsday movie when he suddenly transmigrated to a real doomsday world and became Aon Flearov, a young man with a huge debt and a blood-sucking family. What does one do in the apocalypse? Of course, shoot variety shows, live streams, do ads, act in movies, hold concerts and fan meetings— The whole showbiz world was placed in real apocalypses, and Aon, a newly-debuted doomsday star, was thrown to a random variety show to fight zombies! It was at this desperate moment that Aon awakened a superpower— A system. DING! [Heyo, dad, your son is online~] Aon: [Son, are you a farming system? A counterattack system? A pay-to-win system?? Anything will do!] The system instantly burst into tears: [B-but dad, I'm a superstar system!] And so, in a doomsday dating variety show: The system picked and chose a few "cabbages" seriously: [Dad, do you want to find me a zombie step mom or an alien step dad? Old or young? One, two, three, or four?] In a doomsday gourmet show: The system handed a frying pan, spatula, guitar, piano: [Go, dad! I want a stir-fry zombie brain, alien omakase, mutated beast AYCE, spirit plant pancakes— ] In a doomsday idol survival show: The system looked at the zombies and aliens crying on their knees, begging for mercy: [Dad! They're all moved by your singing! They want an encore!] [Dad! After you do the zombie dance, the zombies collectively change their race's name!] Doing part-time jobs in the eternal sun apocalypse, camping in a natural disaster doomsday, living with aliens, styling zombies in Doomsday Supermodel, turning into plants and fighting zombies, fighting against fellow doomsday celebrities in Doomsday Survival championships— Here, there are various shows you can and can't imagine. Name one, and it will come true. #An actor who cannot become a superstar isn't a good doomsday survivor# The three no: No R18 No harem No boys love— no bullying the author!

A world with magic, mythical creatures, mystical herbs, labyrinths, and treasures. A world where the strongest adventurers get to be the ones to enjoy fame and riches. A world where various rankings decide your worth. This is the world where Shye Crowley and his sister were born. As the children of two fairly known diamond-ranked adventurers, Shye and his sister, Maia, enjoyed a prosperous lifestyle. Unfortunately, after departing for a mithril-ranked quest in hopes of ranking up, their parents couldn’t return. Years passed and life went downhill fast for the siblings. Fortunately, a fateful encounter bestows him a system that could change their fate.

Initially, the four elder brothers of the affluent Sang family disapproved of everything about their biological sister, their hearts and eyes solely focused on their foster sister. The eldest brother said, 'Stop embarrassing yourself with your acting, just retire from the industry.' The second brother remarked, 'Your life is less significant than Jiaojiao's movie premiere.' The third brother declared, 'Didn't buy you a gift, you are an outsider after all.' The fourth brother insisted, 'Don't come to my game, Jiaojiao will be there.' - After repeated disappointments, Sang Qiao carried her bag and left, not only setting up her own company to make money but also participating in a dating show with her ex-fiance as her partner. Just when she finished the show diligently, thinking she could gracefully retire from it, she suddenly felt a pair of large hands encircling her waist, and a man's voice murmured deeply: 'Where do you think you're going, naughty girl? Were you just leading me on this whole time? Hmm?' Sang Qiao: '!' I was taking the dating show seriously, and you actually fell in love???' From then on, she gained a powerful supporter, reaping the rewards of both a flourishing career and a love life. However, the four brothers, betrayed by their foster sister and realizing how wrong they were in their treatment of Sang Qiao, deeply regretted their past actions, attempting every means to reconcile. Facing the eldest brother she said: 'Stop squatting at my doorstep begging, you're affecting the city's appearance.' To the second brother she said: 'You've only lost a leg, if I take care of you, I'd be losing five million!' Confronting the third brother: 'Keep dumping trash at my doorstep and watch how unpleasant I can be.' And to the fourth brother: 'Tomorrow I'm going to visit a friend's dog, so I have no time for your competition.'

Her name is joy,but was she really joyful? Was unfortunate from birth, constantly raped as a child by her uncle,when she was less than one year. Grew up as a happy child as many will think, but was never happy. Never had the best physical appearance, so was never considered pretty. Fought all her life to be the best version of what she called a successful woman but was faced with lots of life issues, heart breaks, PCOS and many more. she even lost all she has ever worked for in her life in a fire accident, which she escaped with just her life.

The protagonist, a renowned gamer/YouTuber aka [TorchDancer] is a master of the game "Tril Trilo Trilogy." When offered a chance to playtest the prequel, "Part 0," he jumps at the opportunity. But a twist of fate plunges him into the game itself, transforming him into the series' ultimate villain, Frank Wonderstein. Trapped in a monstrous body, he must navigate a dangerous world, unraveling the secrets of the game and his own destiny. Can a hero become a villain? Or can a villain find redemption? Well, you'll just have to read to find out.

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

[TRIGGER WARNING: Mature Content + Dark Themes] EXCERPT: “Axel, no. We… can’t do this!” I jolted back when he pulled up my skirt. As if to retaliate, he grabbed my wrist and yanked my body to his. “We can do whatever I say we can do, María José.” “I’m your brother’s reject. Do you even hear yourself right now? He didn’t want me, Axel. What does that make me to you?” “I don’t care about Álvaro’s foolishness. It's his loss for losing a woman like you.” “Okay, I must confess. I'm not worried about him either. It's Rosa… you're getting engaged to my sister in a month!” “Let me remind you, María José—I don’t give a fuck about that, either.” No matter how hard I jerked, he wasn’t letting me go. And part of me—so, so foolishly—didn’t want him to. ______ Having spent her life avoiding the spotlight, María Jośe never imagined she’d be the one to bring shame to her esteemed De la Vega family. With beauty as captivating as a field of lilies, she is the prized daughter of an ambitious father who cares more for his reputation than his children’s happiness. When Álvaro Montenegro, the arrogant heir to the Alpha title, sets his sights on her as his chosen Luna, María Jośe is desperate for a way out. But everything changes when the Moon Goddess answers her prayer in the most unexpected way: María Jośe discovers she is an Omega—wolfless and the lowest rank in the pack. Once held in awe, she is now shunned; a source of shame to her father and a target for ridicule in the pack. As her life turns upside down , María Jośe's hatred for the pack grows. The only solace she finds is in her growing, forbidden bond with Axel Montenegro—Álvaro’s older brother, who has turned his back on the pack to live as Beta. These two developed a love-hate friendship born from their shared disdain for the pack’s cruelty, which slowly evolves into a passionate, secret romance. But when Álvaro discovers Axel’s interest in María Jośe, jealousy ignites within him and he suddenly wants María Jośe as his own. Love, vengeance, and betrayal all brewed into a whirlwind of drama, desires, and deadly comebacks. Will María Jośe rise from the ashes of her former life, or will she be consumed by the power struggles of the pack she despises? Will she give in to the oldest brother who is scared of commitment or the younger one who fiercely seeks redemption?

After spending too much time in front of the tv. I realized that my life was a joke. I ruined my apartment. Messed up and in tears. The TV flickered on with a bizarre message... "You've been selected for the Intergalactic Game Show!" Before I could realize what it meant, I was slammed through 3 floors of my apartment building, and taken into space. Abducted, and forced into sick games. If only I knew what would happen sooner...

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e

THE NORTHERN KING(ONE) WINTER GAMES This story is about: Ivo and Fort, two individuals who merged into one, were reincarnated into his favorite book as the miserable main character. Born as a bastard son of the king's affair with a snow crawler, Ivo was destined to die for the sake of peace and his siblings. However, he refuses to accept his fate and defies destiny, proclaiming that he will become the king. I’m writing this for the thrill and I wanted to read a novel that can lead to anything! Updates: Usually daily on my patron (Jo), and three chapters a week on other platforms. No specific update day or time but expect three chapters that week.

well i guess this is it ... wait why wont this world let me die ? is this some kind of joke ?

An entity that views every world nor universe they visit on a 3rd person perspective. Always the passerby in life watching and observing on the sideline, sometimes they were called melon eaters watching the show between a protagonist versus the antagonist and lastly, they don’t care above anything except the safety of each member of their racial race. The old primordial creator asks the man, why not take my position and manage the whole upper origin plane. The male replied I refuse why asks me an individual with deteriorated emotions, do you think I can do it because I’m stronger than you? Shrugging his shoulder facing the old one, I’m just a high human that throws everything he had to achieve what I’m now. The old one heard his reason and spoke. Then I will not force you, you and your two sisters can stay in any universe here in origin plane. Lastly, should I still call your race high human that exceed the level of primordial realm “Tier 15” but didn’t step on the unknown realm? Without thinking he just responded directly like a joke, just call us bystander. #TryingToMakeANovel #1stTime

In a twist of fate, Soobin finds himself reincarnated in a futuristic world, exactly like the one from the novel he had been reading. His face and name remain the same, but his identity is entirely new—new parents, new friends, and a new reality governed by a mysterious force called spirit energy. In this vibrant world, children are born with energy cores, allowing them to form contracts with spirits that range from mythical creatures to ordinary animals, granting them the ability to harness incredible powers and perform flashy skills. Initially overwhelmed but intrigued by the potential of this new life, Soobin's excitement quickly wanes when he discovers a shocking truth: he was born without an energy core. With his parents both possessing cores, he is left grappling with the fear of being an outsider in a society that prizes power and strength. How can he survive in this new world? How can he ever hope to join the prestigious Arcane Spirit Academy when he lacks the very essence needed to succeed? As Soobin navigates friendships, family dynamics, and the challenges of being coreless, he must find a way to carve his own path in a world that seems determined to keep him on the sidelines. Will he discover his own unique strength, or will he be forever overshadowed by those around him? what to expect from mc; 1) polite mc, not a smartass 2) relatable mc, not extreme smart, but not dumb or clueless too. cannot be manipulated 3) doesnt shy off from showing off his powers, it might look a bit immature, but thats normal 4) good hearted mc other stuff: 1) no harem 2) 2 releases per week 3) female characters will have a personality and will not fall for mc from fight sight 4) a bit slow paced

Emma is a smart teenage girl who is ostracized at school by her brother and his friends for something she did three months ago. She spends most of her time in Blackwood Forest until she encounters a sadistic supernatural clown boy who changes her entire life.

"A thrilling action novel infused with jokes and a touch of life lessons."

The cards all contain a mystery, and a mystery is always something very dark and enchanting. There are people who want to know their fate, and there are people who are just curious. In general, the cards don't like to be teased and they don't know what to joke about. Sometimes there are some things, it's best not to know too much. So the card you chose, what is it?

After the crimson meteor streaked across the sky, human civilization plunged into stagnation. From that day onward, people could no longer manufacture rockets, nuclear bombs, airplanes, or cars… The towering pyramid of modern science and civilization crumbled, but the disaster was far from over. The world turned gray as the red meteor descended, like a spectral reflection in a mirror, slowly dragging the civilized world into an abyss of chaos. In this age, human life is as insignificant as dust; In this age, humanity shines like the stars. As the great structure collapsed, some saw a pair of twins standing atop the ruins of civilization, their blood-red eyes shifting between laughter and tears. The curtain of the era slowly rises behind them, and with arms wide open, they whisper softly to the suffering masses— “The show… begins.”

"Ugh, why can't I just die in peace?!" Sugiyama Jo had a morbid plan: to join his family in death as soon as he graduates from high school. And now on his second year, this scheme of his is coming closer into becoming a reality. To him, pointless things such as youth and romance are but mere distractions that could potentially deviate him from his death. Which is why he abides by a strict code to never get involved in anything that will expose him to "a rose-filled youth". But it seems that fate had other plans. Due to the meddling of his guidance counselor, Jo now finds himself cascaded into a series of events that forces him into his "romantic comedy youth era". With his plan at risk of failing, Jo desperately tries to escape the clutches of youth.

(will be updating January 1. total of 15+ chapters{every chapter is 2 chapters in 1}) I don't own this. I'm just bringing this to webnovel for reader. if original creator needs to, I'll take it down if asked( I try not to earn anything off it, but If I need to I will so I can get better sources, new books, or better translation) Lin Tian was reincarnated as a goblin, the lowest class of monsters. In the beginning, he survived through extreme caution. Later on, he completely unleashed the true nature of a goblin! Church Priest: He is the one, true Lord: the God I shall serve. Sword Saintess: Undefeated since birth, yet repeatedly defeated by a small goblin. The Gods: We will never allow a goblin to be named a God! As faith crumbed, Gods fell, and one goblin brutally dominated the world and toyed with everything… Regardless of whether it was a human Sword Saint, the Imperial Princess, the Flame Dragon Mother, the Elf Queen, the Moon God, the Sea God, or the Earth Mother God… upon seeing that small goblin, they would all collapse to the ground in fear! Evolution Path: Small Goblin -> Goblin God

Hasad ki manzil sirf tareek andheri raat hy Yehh kahani hy ik Larki ki jis ka Nam Maira Hussain shah hy jis ki family Bhi isi hasad ka shikar Hui thi . Woh kehty hain na kahani khatam ni hoti , qatal krny waly yeh bhool jaty hain ky survivors to bach jaty hain . Esi tarah kahani ka ik or qirdar Waleed Ahmad khanzada hy Jo badly ky kisi ajnany safar par nikal para hy , jis par usko bhi yaqeen ni hy ky uska wujood baqi rahy ga ya ni , lekin yahan parwah kese hai Ik kirdar ROMAAN ALI SIKANDAR hy Jo apni hi maghroor zindagi guzarny mein magan yeh Bhool betha hy ky duniya mein hamesha khush rehna boht mushkil hy . Ik or Sab sy ehm kirdar Alex - 26 Bhi hy , Jis ko raaz pasand hain . or usko har raaz pata hy , yahan tk ky uski apni zindagi ik boht gehra raaz hy . Yeh hai kahani in kirdaron ki jin ky raasty na jany kab milein gy Lekin Is umeed par zindaa hain ky in ko apni manzil mily gi or kon kon in ka saath chory ga . Keo ky " JO ZINDA BACH JAYEIN UNKA MARNA YAQEENI HY "

A young werewolf name Rin that lives in a world where beasts man and humans co-exists. However, he was a halfling. He didn't fit in anywhere. How does this young man negative life being half werewolf and half human? This is his story.

Jo is a horny girl.

Para Jo, ser la hija perfecta siempre fue fácil. "Ponte derecha, Joshepin, las niñas obedientes son más hermosas" "Levanta la cara y sonríe, no sabes quien puede estar mirándote " Hasta que finalmente, termino siendo la niña que todos deseaban. Refinada, recta y apegada a las reglas, no sabia decirles que no, a nadie. Sobre todo a sus padres. Su hermano, Jordan, era similar, aunque vivía a sus aires, una actitud que Jo siempre deseaba, ser libre de decidir sobre sus sueños. Siempre tenía claro sus objetivos, obviamente, solo si eran los que sus padres creían que eran los correctos. Los castillos que se pintaba en el aire, esos estaban totalmente fuera de su control, y solo se quedaban ahí, en el aire y en su cabeza. Claro, jamás imagino que toda su vida habia estado siendo preparada para ofrecerla como un regalo de paz. Un regalo para el maldito y arrogante multimillonario de Eric Brooks. El único hijo del socio de su padre. Una boda, un solo desastre. Y una prisión completamente en el corazón.

kahte hai aag aur paani kabhi ek nahi ho sakte lekin kya hoga jab ye dono mil jaye, hamza khan ek underworld mafia aur ek business jo behad gussail aur khadoos kism ka insan hai , wahi dusri taraf uske ulat uske chacha ki beti hidayat khan jo behad masoom aur chulbuli si normal college student hai, hidayat karti hai apne boyfriend anas se pyar kya hoga jab hamza uske boyfriend ko maarkar usse jabardasti shadi kar lega, kya hidayat apna paygi is rishta ko? kya hidayat ke dil me hamza kabhi apni jagah bna payga .?janne ke liye padte rahiye mohabbat ki talab only on web novel par

[Reasoning + Imagination + Simulated Crime] “Ladies and gentlemen!” “The simulated crime show, the ultimate battle royale of the final season, is here!” “A thousand contestants participate in the game and play as villains to simulate crimes.” “As long as you can survive until the end, you can win a billion-dollar prize!!!” The entire network is completely boiling! Under heavy rewards, there must be brave men!! This season is bound to be the most exciting season among all escape shows!! And Lin Bai, after being reborn, happens to be one of the contestants. But embarrassingly, for the items drawn at the beginning, others all get weapons. But Lin Bai drew a bag of deadly duck necks... Even the staff couldn't hold back and burst out laughing. But in the next second... Lin Bai directly holds a Sprite in one hand and a lighter in the other and rushes onto the high-speed train. “I declare that all of you are hijacked by me!” Audience: “???” Hijacking a high-speed train with a Sprite? Isn't this just a pure clown? However! As time goes by... One-click sharing. The audience gradually finds that things seem to start to go wrong... [The content is short and weak. More exciting content is all in the book.]

As a popular female singer, Luan Yan never thought that she would participate in a dating variety show one day. What she didn't expect was that she would meet the person she had been thinking about in the variety show... She had only one idea. Sleep with him! F*ck him! Ride him! Make up for the love she had been missing before! CREDITS OF THE ORIGINAL NOVEL GO TO THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR. THE COVER PAGE CREDIT GOES TO THE ORIGINAL OWNER. IT IS AN 18 + NOVEL SO BE AWARE. IF YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH ER*TIC STUFF DO NOT READ THIS!!!