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Crazy Farmer

This big star is drunk and acting crazy

After traveling through time, Lv Ming, the top star of the collapsed house, was bound to a system that makes him stronger by drinking. Since then, the entire domestic entertainment industry has gone crazy because of his appearance! —— Mushroom House. Mr. Huang quit his job and handed the task of cooking to Lv Ming. Thus, the biggest live broadcast accident in the history of domestic entertainment was born! Lv Ming, who was drunk and cooking, mistakenly cleaned the surface of the large intestine, and then stewed a pot of authentic nine-turn large intestine. Lv Ming: "I just kept part of its original taste on the basis of this dish..." That night, the ambulance packed the stars and went to the hospital for gastric lavage. Afterwards, the onlookers happily called this incident another #large intestine incident# that was popular all over the Internet after the #toxic bean incident#. … "Celebrity Agency" variety show live broadcast. [The guests will defend the clients as lawyers and strive for leniency. 】 Other guests: "My client is innocent!" Lv Ming: "Please listen, judge. We have sufficient alibi!" "That night, my client went out to commit an armed robbery and seized 50,000 yuan in cash. Later, he ran over the onlookers while driving away from the scene. Until eight o'clock in the morning, my client hid in the wilderness and dumped the body. The above testimony is enough to show that my client did not participate in this electric vehicle theft case!" Other guests: Do you want to hear what you are saying? Judge: Death penalty, execute immediately! Party: Maya, you are the living devil!
jakmn · 1.5K Views

A Farmer's Journey To Immortality

"Battling young masters for some treasures in mysterious caves? No, thank you. What's so special about a ring containing an old sage's trapped soul? I'll just toss it away. Becoming a direct disciple of some big expert with many enemies? Count me out. I'll flip the bird to the pointless struggle in prestigious sects that only attract calamity. What I have here, this opportunity I've seized, is plenty for me. I'll choose safe and steady methods of progress, even if they're slow. After all, I'm just a simple farmer seeking peace through cultivation. I'll rely on myself to pave the way." - Aksai Everwood (Chapter 7) ============ Aksai Everwood was a terminally ill man in his past life who signed up for one last experiment and accidentally made history by merging his mind with an AI. Instead of dying, he woke up in another world with a new name, new body, and a magical farm. But this isn’t your average pastoral paradise. Spirit farming here means dealing with dangerous cultivation, chaotic realms, and the occasional reality-bending headache. Armed with neural tech, an enchanted farm that grows mystical resources, and the ability to travel between worlds, Aksai skips the usual sect life to blaze his own trail. From druidic powers to martial arts and body cultivation, he’s on a path to conquer many realms. ============ Additional Tags: #druid #bloodlines #Martialarts #worldhopping #artificialintelligence #coldmc #battlenovel #calculatingmc #villain #farming #spiritcultivation #mindcultivation #bodycultivation #worldhopping #rpgelements #low-keymc #sliceoflife #nonarrogantmc
Grayback · 2.1M Views

THE CEO'S SECRETARY: Crazy Office Romance.

Dexter Klein! A clean freak,just as his surname sounds. Only that,they're two words with different spellings and meanings. Have you ever met someone who cares so much about his looks,more than anything or anyone in this world? Well,meet Dexter Klein, a demigod,arrogant billionaire CEO of KLEIN'S WINERY COMPANY. A handsomely rude guy, arrogant,mean,cold and proud. A man slut,who f**ks and dumps girls like papers. Breaking girls hearts is like playing games and winning your opponents. A self centered cold jerk,who doesn't care about anyone,but himself and his looks. You can do anything you want to do to him(that's if you will go scot free) but do not ruin his looks. A proud jerk who doesn't believe in love. To him,love is the stupidest thing anyone can ever think of involving him or herself in. He's one of the crazy people you'd ever meet. He fires people in his office at the slightest mistake. Well,let's say. You're fired!! Is his everyday anthem, cos no day passes without Dexter firing someone. Even when you cough,you'd get fired. If you don't dress or walk properly, he's gonna fire you,straight up without thinking twice. Yea,that's how arrogant,mean and crazy he is. Not until he met Annika again, though. Yea,you read well. They met again. Dexter and Annika are,or were high school enemies. Always fighting, with Dexter always being mean and arrogant. Annika. A crazily sexy young lady,with silky dark hair,cutest smiles,sexy eyes,and hot! A fitness addict,looking for more money to start her clothing business. An action lady,who doesn't take shit from anyone,she gives it to you hot. Now,Dexter and Annika have just one thing in common. They're both crazy! How can two crazy people work in the same place, without it catching fire? Why were they always fighting in high school? Can a love chemistry ever happen between these two? Even if it happens,would it blossom?
Heartflames · 42.4K Views

The Crazy Hero

Jinwoo Park — not Sung — was a guy who had nothing going for him except his knack for being a total jerk. Kicked out of his house for being, well, a pretty terrible person, he had nowhere to go but the convenience store where he worked. Life was miserable, and his only escape was finding ways to make people’s lives harder. But then, one day, something changed. In a world full of awakeners and chaos, Jinwoo was suddenly given powers that turned his life on its head. From broke and despised to rich and powerful–still despised, he now had everything he thought he ever wanted. But, deep down, there was still that insatiable hunger for more — more money, more power, more chaos. Now, armed with abilities he doesn’t fully understand, Jinwoo’s hunger for wealth knows no bounds. The convenience store? That was just his starting point. The world is his playground, and he’s not stopping until he has it all. He might as well save the world too. warning ⚠️: it's cringy --------------------------- This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, applications, songs, technologies, locations, events, and incidents are eitherthe product of the author's imagination or used fictitiously for storytelling purposes. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or to real companies, brands, applications or any other entities is purely coincidental. All real-world references are included as part of the fictional setting and do not imply any endorsement, association, or ownership by the original creators. The author has no intention to defame, discredit, orintringe upon the rights of any individual, brand, organization, or intellectual property. This story is created solely for entertainment and creative expression, and should not be taken as factual or representative of real-life entities or events. Readers are advised to treat all references in this work as fictional, regardless of name similarities or thematic inspiration.
VineFine · 18.7K Views

The Crazy Witch of Shadowvale Academy

“You were never meant to live in this world… and yet, the mirror chose you.” Aralyn was a nobody. She was just an orphaned girl trying to survive in a cruel city, hiding from a past too painful to name, but everything changes the night she stumbles on a strange mirror lying in the middle of the street. The second she touches it, she's pulled into another realm—a world of magic, monsters, and secrets. Thrown into the prestigious Shadowvale Academy, a school where witches fly, spells burn through walls, and students are powerful enough to kill with a glance, Aralyn is the only one with no magic, no status, and no clue what she's doing. To make matters worse, her roommate is a lethal beauty who wants her dead, the teachers don’t trust her, and the students think she's a joke. Except… she’s not, not really. Because something is waking inside her, something ancient and something dangerous. And soon, the world will know that the powerless girl from nowhere? She’s the one the prophecies warned about. The chaos bringer, the storm, and the girl who will burn the world down… or save it. But becoming the most powerful witch in the realm comes with a price. Shadows follow her, secrets haunt her, and four impossibly powerful beings, all dangerous in their own right, seem drawn to her for reasons no one can explain. Allies? Lovers or enemies waiting to strike? One thing’s for sure: in a place like Shadowvale, trust is a luxury… and survival is almost impossible. "In Shadowvale, trust no one, love no one, and whatever you do—don’t underestimate the “crazy” witch." Warning: 18+ | Strong language | Violence | Dark themes | Smut | Reverse Harem | Possessive love interests | Extreme/Dark Magic | Mentally unstable characters | You’ve been warned.
jobetgrayson · 23.6K Views

Crazy! The mute of the wealthy family was read by the boss

The top boss Qi Can suffered nerve damage and weakness due to an accident and needed extreme quiet. Therefore, he chose a mute among a group of marriage candidates. Everyone in the wealthy family ridiculed Shi Ting for not being worthy, but Shi Ting was willing. Qi Can didn't care about it. Although the little mute was boring and infatuated, he was quiet and safe. Until the engagement ceremony, a strange voice suddenly burst out: - "Ahhh! Did I drug him or urinate him?" Qi Can was shocked:? I'm crazy After the awakening plot, Shi Ting got a task: If you say enough 100 million words in your heart, you can cure your voicelessness and reverse the tragic ending of being silently killed by Qi Can after he became mentally ill. So she loved him on the surface, but insulted him passionately in her heart. Occasionally, a round of dolphin sound at a high decibel cultivated her sentiments. When encountering any difficulties, she immediately went crazy in her heart. After working diligently for several days, the domineering president was hospitalized with a blank expression and vomited blood. The doctor told the president: It is unscientific to hear the inner voice! You must be suffering from paranoia! So Qi Can tried to send Shi Ting away, but found that the farther away, the louder Shi Ting's inner voice was! Ears! Desire! Deaf! Finally. Everyone saw that Qi Can personally took Shi Ting back, begging her with red eyes to be happy, and to crush all those who made things difficult for her, and to satisfy all her outrageous wishes. At that time, Ting's favor completely shocked the entire wealthy family, —— "No, he is sick, isn't he?" Qi Can finally broke down and held her down, "He is really sick to like you."
Junior314191 · 5.2K Views
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