Motherfucker

"If you intended to die anyway, don't die quietly like a pussy! Go out in a fucking blaze of glory!" That was the statement that changed my world forever. I was a loser in life. I died and got reincarnated into a Revenant. Revenants were people who defended the living from the dead. In exchange for a second life, they had one task and were blessed with one cheat ability. The task? To kick as much zombie ass as possible. Unfortunately, my cheat just made me "Rewind". It didn't give me super strength, speed or the ability to fly. Hell, it didn't even give me a way to fight! Without any way to kill zombies, I nearly died on my first day on the job! Back then I remember crying and puking all over the place like a little bitch. But while I started out like a little bitch, I didn't stay one. Dying full of regrets changed me you see. So much so that I made a promise. I refused to repeat my mistakes when I was human. Reborn as a Revenant, I will never bow down to anyone ever again. Unfortunately, these Revenant bastards were old school. Like they hacked zombies with swords and all that crap old school. As a man born in the USA, I saw no reason why I needed to follow their outdated way of thinking. The modern world had the superpower of gun powder and lead. So instead of swords, I came after every zombie I saw with guns. Like countries in the middle east, I proceeded to blow the motherfuckers to kingdom come. And surprisingly because of "Rewind", I found out I could never run out of ammunition. $200 for each kill. Hefty bonus for each area of hell liberated. What scared normal people shitless suddenly allowed me to earn millions every day. The richer I got the more "Freedom" I could unleash! Mortars, tanks, air strikes to even nukes. Backed by modern science and technology, I slowly but surely drove the undead back. Along the way, I met and saved seven heavenly beauties. And all of them fell in love with me. They were a little obsessive, scratch that, they were all fucking insane. My precious harem was comprised of nothing but Yanderes in every sense of the word. Still, I would willingly burn the entire world for any of them. For when I called, only my battle harem answered. And that was even before I learned of another secret. Exchanging bodily fluids with my girls gave me their cheats. Suddenly, in contrast to every Revenant in the world who only had one, I alone wielded eight. One from each girl plus my own. And so unfolded my 2nd life. Which eventually became my legend. Who am I you ask? I was born as John Smith. But these days not even my girls use that name. Both on Earth and in Hell everyone else just calls me Limitless. And I am the Strongest Revenant. *************************** Author Notes: Harem size: 7 | No NTR | No Yuri | No Grape Novel Focus: Action, Adventure, Urban Fantasy, Reincarnation, Dark, Weak to Strong, Battle Harem, Beautiful Heroines, YANDERE Heroine, Military, Loyal Subordinates, Kingdom Building, War, Politics, Conspiracies, Overpowered, Face Slapping, Tragedy, Character Development, Multiple POVs, Betrayal, Alternate Realities, Demons, Zombies, Superpowers, Tower Climbing, Tower Defense, Wish fulfillment. I have paid for and own the copyrights to both the cover and character images. Official Discord link https://discord.gg/7yxSzd3szy, See you there!

I wake up so, I could sleep again. Yeah! Motherfucker. ------ [ Warning; Mature Content, Impregnation ] Wise Daosit! Are you in search of Mature Dao to seek some mother-love enlightenment? Then, say no more, This Humble Primordial Saint lord has bought just that. This is another cultivation novel with dual cultivation and explicit sexual scenes... And trust this senior, you will truly love it. If you don't love it, then you are free to review it one star as I don't delete any negative reviews. ... Synopsis: Xian Tian, a humble adolescent male raised in an island-forest by animals leaves the island when it is time to cultivate in the outside world. However, being a male in hyper peak adolescent phase and having not been in contact with women for a long time... He was attracted to every woman, especially those with big boobs, and wide hip. His natural instinct kick in... A body that is capable and ready for childbirth, he couldn't wait to plant his seeds in their womb. However, being born with heavenly body and a rare bloodline with a naive nature, he was easily taken advantage of... Can he overcome everything and have a milf harem? If yes, then well done fellow Daoist, you have successfully managed to learn the art of 'Farsight' No! No! There is no need for junior as yourself to kneel and thank me for helping your Dao, What? You want to join my sect very well then; Sect— https://discord.com/invite/QaCzkvHsuN https://discord.com/invite/tknrUfPfrb https://dsc.gg/culturesect ( search this on Google/browser ) Tags: Milfs— Harem—Cultivation—sexual content—dick riding—action—adventure—Fantasy— Dual Cultivation— Dual Cultivation realms— threesome— Mother&Daughter — Master — OP MC — Fast Cultivation Gain.

"Do you Mrs Chantel McCarty take Mr Dominic Winfrey as your lawfully wedded husband till death do you apart?" The priest ask the average woman glaring at the man on a retro suit. If look could kill, then Dominic would be unconscious right now. The priest made to ask again but the woman replied. "No, I don't" her replied shocked everyone especially her parents. "As the matter fact, I know nothing about this motherfucker" she paused and look back at the priest whose eyes was widened like that of a watermelon. "But who cares, I don't have damn right to make ma own decision. I'm sure Mr Demonic... oh sorry.. I meant to say Dominic, would say Yes, so I guess you should proceed Mr Priest, there's no need for you to ask since you know you can't do a damn thing to stop this wedding.. Gawd! my foot is killing me" She reach down and took off her heels. When she was done she took a deep breath and smiled to everyone in the hall not noticing the Dominic cold glare on her. His blood was boiling. "Mr Dominic Winf..." "Yes I do" Came a cold voice from Dominic as he glare at the Priest who shuddered in fear. Poor him. "I now p..pro..noun you both a..as Hus..band a..and wife" The priest stammer as his hand shaking. The wife was crazy and the husband was damn scary. ___ Being the most feared and ruthless Billionaire, Dominic Winfrey have a lot of rivals. Due to the pressure from his family to settle down and in order to protect his company from hostile take over, he have no choice but to proposed a marriage to the McCarthy family first daughter. The two families decided to merge for business collaboration. Unfortunately for him, Chantel McCarthy wasn't that type of a submissive woman. In fact she is the opposite of a perfect wife. Soon, series of comic events escalates in between them. ____ Wanna find out the drama between these two? What happened when an unexpected feeling came between them?

Raised and excelled at the life of the Mafia. Lydia Thornton was the head of the Lions Mafia, however after so much bloodshed she gives up the position of mafia boss to become a regular college student and living with her mother. Two years after she left the rival clan Dragon Clan has risen tredumlous with their leader Colton Ivar in charge.One day as she is strolling around the park something strikes her hard and fast stumbling to the ground. Looking down it’s a cute adorable child nesting in her arms. Excerpt 1 I exasperatedly sighed wishing the solution would just befall on me. I trailed along the pathway eyes locked on the sun as its heat would be the only thing keeping me warm tonight.  Quickly, taken out of my thoughts as something striked me hard and fast. Feeling like a ton. My reflexes didn't kick in and I stumbled to the ground. Looking down it was a cute adorable child nesting in my arms. He shrieked, " Mommy! I found you!" My eyes went wide. Mommy? Was this kid lost? I spoke," Who are you?" " Mommy please don't go." He said meekly as he peeked up his tiny head revealing beautiful ocean eyes. More pretty than my bland hazel ones. Damn I'm jealous. " I'm sorry child but I think your confused I'm not your mommy. " I said ever recalling if I could have possibly given birth but odds were extremely impossible as I hadn't been intimate with anyone yet. " Mommy, I promise I won't be bad. I'll be a good boy. I promise." He insisted clenching onto my jacket tighter. Aw, he seemed so cute. My heart tightened. I wanted too. But his parents were probably looking for him. Clanking and the sound of a gun trigger pulled me out of thought. I knew the sound of such things. Gazing up I was surrounded by mafia members holding their weapons at her." Let go of the young sir, now!" Excerpt 2 " Fine. I don't like virgins anyways." He degraded me while the room filled with laughter.  Walking away standing at his original spot. My face grew redder. Not by embarrassment but anger. How dare this motherfucker? But no. I wouldn't be controlled by emotion. Rather play this game of two. " Haha. So funny." I began as the room quiet down. " Now we got that out of the way let me go and we'll be on our merry way." I rolled my eyes as his eyes lingered on me. He sat down pulling opened what seemed a drawer. " Alright. If you want to leave, then you can." He alleged as I cocked my brow. What was with this sudden change? I could just walk up and leave. No. Couldn't be. He must have a trick up his sleeve. " That is, if you'll be alive or not." He informed looking in the drawer. 4HxArhGk6u Other current works: A Throne of Shadows and Thorns My lion King, My Alpha Queen A Bound Destiny A Midnight Past DISCLAIMER: Mature Content Strong Language Violence Sexual Content

"Buckle down motherfuckers because I'm about to tell you the story of why I hate basements." Cadence, mostly known as Cade, was not the type of person who did as she was told. In fact, she was the exact embodiment of chaotic-neutral. She did what she wanted and how she wanted to do it. But now, after waking up in the body of an infant in a strange place, she realizes that maybe being the chaotic little shit that she is, isn't exactly befitting of a princess. That's why she's going to do whatever the fuck she wants anyways. Although, she does need to find her best friend who fell into the portal after her. Eh, he'll probably survive. Hopefully. What she really needs to find is the portal back to their world a.k.a WiFi land.

Guinevere Simon died in a VERY pathetic way. And that was... Get eaten by the sharks. Pathetic right? VERY PATHETIC! When suddenly, a floating white cat appeared bringing her into a completely dark room. Asking different question that an interviewer should do. Before suddenly saying, "I'll be your system cheat in that world then" Then BOOM! She suddenly became a 6 months old fetus. Yes, a FETUS not a baby! And 3 months after, she's been born. With a super clingy but overprotective 3 older brothers, cold-blooded but loving father, a kind hearted but righteous mother coupled with a bunch of maids, butlers and knights adoring her cuteness. But, it all shattered as she finds out that she, herself, is the villainess on the otome game that she played namely 'I love you, will you love me too?' before she died pathetically. Dying on every path that the heroine choose? Then avoid it. Does not work? Then f*cking befriend them. The heroine is a two-faced bitch? Then freaking expose her! I'm an OP character? Then hell! It's all thanks to my system cheat! Follow me as I give every one of them who thinks that I'm weak and bullied me, the "REINCARNATED VILLAINESS WITH A SYSTEM CHEAT" so die and praise me you damnable motherfuckers!

. Thousands of years went back remembering the symbols of our line that we must revise before going out because of save I guess, penalty of it is death James " Mom shouted from downstairs and I rushed downstairs to meet" come on revise before time run out baby " holding me tight for thought" That we may understand Lucifer is master of all To declare our world We must fight for what Is ours to gain peace Bless us king Lucifer And guide US through Shadow to valley, AMEN. . Acknowledge the fact that am still a little boy but believe me I dreams are terrible and I never know how to fight back when it is attacking, mom slow down What is going on and why is the going too far' asked my mom all of a sudden while she is checking her rear mirror' all is well is well is what she give back to my respond . In a twinkle of an eye an accident occur . I could not remember a single sin that we have that can cause accident,we revise the words everyday, saw my mom struck at the sit not moving and all her head is full of blood then I heard a voice at the back " take the boy out " .This nearly make me faint someone strut the back seat and drag me ,Oh geez I glance at the face and look down immediately because the face was dareable Put me down, Mom Mom Mom ,put me down ,let go of me .All I heard last was what they use to hit my head before passing out Still on the where they threw me and everything I could see was just darkness and a little incarcerate window, I tried to reach it but was impossible. Let me out of here you jerk ,I want to see my mom " I scream out" you mother is dead boy "strange voice" What! Let me out you idiot my mom is not dead yet ,she is not dead yet,you motherfucker Then the wall open up. Shit a wall is the door " I exclaim.

"next time you call me motherfucker, I'll show you how motherfuckers fuck fucki'n pussies like yours

A revenge story of a bullied boy who transmigrated to become an OP girl from a mafia family. The boy returns to his old class and faces his ex-bullies as 'Jenn', a perfect girl that everyone loves. “All I wanted was to finally live a normal life. Rather than brooding over what happened before, I did my best to move forward without looking back. The very person that drove me to jump off that bridge on that day sat right behind me in class and I had to see him again every single day, but I still did what I could to stay positive. I didn’t want to have anything to do with these guys ever again. My body was still lying in the hospital bed in a coma with one leg missing. All because of these motherfuckers. But I still managed to have a laugh or two a day, actually more than that as each day passed by. I made more friends than I’ve ever had. I was trying out new things that I could never do before. The past was horrible but the present and the future looked bright. I could not forget or forgive what happened before, but I did not let myself be swallowed up by past suffering. But on this day, everything became clear. Every single one of them deserved to die.”

I died. And my new life? Looks like I’m gonna be a motherfucking drug dealer.

What are you looking at? You want synopsis ? Blah !! If you want to read, read it. And not then scram !! I will be little nice and give you some hints. The mc is absolutel bitch, a villain, a motherfucker who has no qualms about destroying the world for his own ambition. That's all.

I'm just a motherfucker who wants to go back home to get revenge on his bastard brother, is that too much to ask? Wait... Are you telling me I have to climb up to the 300th floor to escape from this hole?!?

"Yes freedom motherfucker" A girl from 21st century who was forced to be "perfect" agreed to a deal from a soul that comes from the past in exchange for her peace. Lazy written usually comedy*maybe will get deleted soon dunno*

" Motherfuckers " . Cyrus hought that he heard wrong his best friend cursed to their classmates. Raphael who was known for his gentleness makes every student in the classroom froze by cursing . Cyrus who even more shock than any other student. Staring at his childhood best friend. He had known Raphael long enough to know how much Raphael hated those harsh words. "Ra–raphael...what did you just say?" He asked. Raphael roll his eyes . "I said motherfuckers. Why?Am I not allowed to curse?.He said. Cyrus stared at Raphael . He doesn't know what to respond. What the hell is happening to you, Raphael?

. who is the client Hommie. I asked Jason before he could bike off.the question came like an off key.. The Mayors Wife.. you motherfucker.. i hear a lot of thing..thats she is hot as hell.. Jason:you,heard nothing Nigga,bitch is 21. What!!, I hate her already.This is some Child Abuse shit.. Jason:she accepted that Shit.. Anyways She is the biggest client we have ever hit.. You play it cool, we hit jackpot.. He said smiling and zoomed of with his Bike....Being Mason I was, I thought Nigga is fucked up in this fucked of shit for life.. They say a normal person can continue to be a normal person, a coward a coward,a hoodlum,A hoodlum and this can go on for Days,weeks,months and years. But it takes one day, to start a hero journey, one day to be a Motherfucking Hero.My name, is MASON TRUEBORN ,A Black boy From a small ghetto called Navilla...... Watch out... TBC Kenneth Chuks..

Lucian was a bright kid with a photographic memory, He topped School and College without any problems. He was an Orphan and lonely. But, When he was hired by a big company... he found himself a girlfriend, who cheated on him with his boss. He was framed in a Defamation case and got kicked out of the company. His projects were stolen and Finally he decided to commit suicide. But, instead of dying he got reincarnated into another world... where magic exists. [You've awakened Dark Affinity] "Fuck the demon lord... I want to fuck Ladies from different species and MILFs. I will Fuck Every girl in this motherfucking world and use people, however I like. Every girl will bow down to my cock." Lucian spoke. "How are you learning the spell incantations so fast ?" "You can cast without speaking ?"

A depraved soul Jacob Sins dies tragically and finds himself before goddess in a unplanned way. Suggesting ways to help the goddess to prevent the fall of a parallel world gets a chance to go to the said world which was a dream come true for him. Follow his journey to Conqueror the world and stabilize the world civilization from being doomed in a very DEPRAVED way. -------------------------------------------------------- A Original Series by "Glitch—the Disruptor" I don't know why the webnovel site does not accept the pen name anyways, get some tissues prepared for yourself as this story's gonna make you play with your little motherfucker down there.

The apocalypse came. And it was a system one too! Whatever shall humanity do? I don't know. But I do know what I'm going to do. I'm going to become a badass, monster hunting, bitch pimping, god of the motherfucking new world baby! Come along and watch me take on the end of the world!

What!? You want me to lead your ancient vampire household to greatness? " "Huh!? Failure is not an option" That's how Young Noir's fate changed from a cool solo leveler to a badass , asskicking, motherfucking vampire. Join him as he plunders the rich, builds his on legion, starts a kingdom and becomes the strongest. All for his family......... The house of Zakth'atos

"You p*ssysucking, harebrained, dumbass, motherfucking community dick, you think you're all that cause you got money, a mere second generation brat spending his fathers money!!! Does that gice you the right to treat women like shit. You men are always using women as pleasure items, believing them to be properties you can own."

You're in the year 69420 drones deliver your food and computers drive for you. But, this new technology can't cure loneliness, can it? Think again you lonely bitches, because B.Y.T.E. Inc. just invented a new android designed especially for that purpose! To provide companionship. Being the lonely motherfucker that you are, you just HAD to get one. (This, at first, doesn't seem that serious novel but I just wanted y'all to know shit gets...interesting to say the least. Anyway, have fun and enjoy reading)

A story of a psychotic older brother with no empathy and his cute loving little sister who doesn't know that her brother is a mOtherfUcking aSshOle!! A buLLsHit novel by a buLLsHit author.... let's see where this goes...!! P.S.> Readers should read it at their own risk. Because this much sHit can burn your brain meat........ And I may come to savor it....hauhahahaha Image by ALEX KORN P3! Follower of Chin Chin!! 3ch/week and may increase frequency if enough people like it!!

Kalian punya kisah remaja yang bergelora? Pertemanan, permusuhan. Perasaan yang sulit diungkapkan? Maybe this two people could lead you!! Rinu dan Orlin terpaut dua tahun, sebagian Osis yang selalu berurusan dengan mereka, memberi sebuah julukan 'Angelic Motherfuckers' Tapi, semua dari mereka bertanya-tanya. Apa sih kelemahan diantara keduanya? So, check this story!! Leave vomment also.

kim hyuk is tired, he ran away at the age of 18 because of a stupid reason, he become a bartender and serve weird people. one particular night a woman from a famous corp enter the bar and killed him. welp i guess he shouldnt have been thinking of otome game. the stupid stupid otome game. The motherfucking otome game that the woman corp created. The stupid dark otome game and the tired man have to play a villain role. what could go wrong?

My life has never been smooth. At a young age I lost everything thanks to people we so call family. I had to take care of myself and let's just say life is a motherfucking bitch. All my emotions have been clouded with the urge of vengeance and when you have nothing left to lose that's just makes you very dangerous. I will take everything that's rightfully mine and regain my families legacy even if it kills me.

Love, betrayal, and a goddamn motherfucker who can't shut the fuck up. Life is unfair, no one ever gets everything they desire. The same is true for one man in particular. Max Anderson is 45-year-old man who's experienced heart-wrenching neural twice in his lifetime. Once living with his childhood friend, he is asked to leave honorevent any rumors from spreading. As Max walks angrily across the street, he is met by a fatal accident that costs him his life. Butbthings don't turn out as he expected. Follow Max on his quest for strength and self acceptance. From a normal prince to Rion's Chanpion.

Lucas has a bad day when anyone would stop thinking of living but he did not, he struggled, fought and continued living to get a better life, but apparently god really want him to not have a happy life. "What? do you think that doing all that you make me gave up?" "Ok, I gave up, surrender, just end this already, I'm tired fuck you man, I hate you motherfucker" "What? what is this? where I am? this, this is... WOW OMG I don't believe it if I am dreaming, please don't make me wake up because I WILL NOT GIVE UP HAHAHAHA" =========================== Watch the story of Lucas of just wishing to have good luck for wishing everything that any of us would wish.

Stop…Stop right there!” The child yelled. The inspector was stunned. Everyone in the police station could now hear the child. Mhatre stuck his ear close to the door to find out what exactly were they talking. “Okay…I wont move…See do one thing, keep the gun on that table… I promise I’ll let you go.” “Why were you trying to remove my clothes?!” Sabun questioned, in anger. He wanted to know what was going on in the inspector’s mind. “No, No reason at all. I was joking. Really. You took that joke seriously.” “Tell me! Tell me!” The child yelled. The police officer was now shivering in fear. Mhatre tried to listen to figure out what was happening inside. “You..You are very beautiful. I wanted to see if you’d be the same without any clothes on.” The child’s eye were moist. As soon as the inspector said that, the child pulled the trigger. A bullet was fired. Everyone outside now began to panic. The bullet just brushed past the inspector and pierced the wall of the room. Neeraj was now shit scared. He had a narrow escape, but he didn’t know for how long. “You two feet motherfucker!” “Me? Me? You’ll are motherfuckers!” The child had made up his mind. There was a shine in his eyes. Neeraj tried to read his eyes but he was confused. “What are you going to do? No! No! Mhatre save meee!” Neeraj cried for help. But it was too late. The kid had fired the bullet and.....

Tasha-Motherfucking-Brown. That was the name. Never forget it. Lustful plump lips, dark brown eyes, and skin that was smoother than butter. Tall, curvy and an attitude ready to bite. Idris Romano-Creed. The second. Let it ease into your mind. Exotic grayish-brown eyes, thick voluptuous lips and the darkest shade of brown skin that shines. Tall, charismatic, with a Greek ancient god's body. One of them is a devil in disguise, and the other is a mysterious figure extremely cunning. When these two meet, the world will burn. Tasha thinks he's quite a sexy asshole. Idris knows her attitude needs fixing. So what's he gonna do about it?

This is story about Jake who walks path of Mystical Merchant. jake "What do you want?" 1st person "I want a harem." Jake "Motherfucker why are you awake just go for sleep." Jake "What do you want?" 2nd person " I want to become a God." Jake "Why are you even alive in this world." Kake "What do you want." Girl "I want a beautiful, handsome, charming as well as strong boyfriend." Jake " I am beautiful, handsome, charming and in future I will become strong so how about you give me chance." Girl sneered "He has to king of kingdom not some beggar that keep asking what do you want?" Jake "Cough cough sister so what will you give me if I find your type of boyfriend." Girl "Its duty for a person to help her find a love." Jake "Sister I have no time for this. So in future contact me if you need this is my card."