Daft Morons

Yin Xinya’s death was such a cosmic joke that he got a second chance to do it again. In the past, his life and death were a tragic mess, but he swears this time everything will change. Watch as Xinya becomes the most coveted person in Haven Online. [Why are you learning cooking? It's a waste of skill points.] [Your learning potions?! Are you daft? There's no point in doing that.] [Why did you pick that trash class? You will never make it in this game.] Xinya ignored everyone. With a knowing smile, he paid them no mind because he knew they would eat their words soon.

She died She died due to some freaking moron decided to stomp his foot on his car accelerator causing his car to collide to her car, killing her before the bystander call for help. But it was not the end for her. She woke up occupying someone body with the same name. Realized that she was reincarnated as one of the side character in the famous novel titled "Unconditional Love" She decided to live her life the way she wanted instead of involving herself in the flow of the novel. but not everything always go according to her plans, especially when one of the main character doesn't want her to be just a side character. ==================== STATUS: SLOW UPDATE it's a cliche story. Author: ashyfeiya Editor: teena Book cover: insomiaticluna

Left disfigured after an unfortunate accident, Shen Lang, a doctor, has become so ugly that no one dares to look at him. This makes him decide to become a noble spirit instead and save lives along war-torn borders. He lives a lonely life, remaining single until a bomb takes his life. At that fateful moment, he swears that if he can live again and get his handsome face back, he would use his charm to flirt with the most beautiful woman and live an extremely relaxed life. He transmigrates to another world and in this life, he has the body of an absolutely handsome man. However, the said owner of this body is a live-in son-in-law, one who was chased out for being a useless moron, of a wealthy merchant. In order to fulfill his goal of living an extremely relaxed life, Shen Lang finds his way to become the new son-in-law of the 'Goddess' of the much more influential Palace of the Earl. Yet the only way he can truly live a relaxed and enjoyable life is to eradicate all his enemies, and all those who seek to bring the Palace of the Earl down!

John loves his life. A beautiful girlfriend. A lot of friends. Two amazing best friends that are so close they're basically brothers. That all changed when they went to school together. They somehow all get sick AT THE SAME TIME. They are talking about their regrets when a meteor hits the school. when he wakes up in a world of magic and swords, he realizes that he has something nobody else has. he has a system! his friends forgot about who they are, and only John has the power to make them remember will he get to them in time?

So no sh*t, there we were, multiple souls in one body, In a bit of copyright infringement-driven adventure while Trying to figure out, what's the best way to live in another world. Of course, to "borrow" ideas from various sources and hopefully not get in trouble for it! ~This is not a story of one who struggles with fate, this is a story of morons in one body, trying to figure out if "fate" is a girl while also trying to figure out what to do with the life they have now.~ ----------------------------------------------------------------- "All various media that are featured here are owned by their respective companies or personalities. Any media references are for entertainment purposes, and suggestively not to be taken seriously. Please support their products! Thank you. ~"

"Wow, I never expected my first hickey to be from a used cigarette…" Axle was a thoroughly shut-in loner. His friends compared him to a baby elephant, while his family didn't give a fuck about him. But, one day by a stroke of luck, his life changed when he heard a mysterious voice in his head. Calling itself a god, the voice rewarded Axle with his biggest desire... A system. [You have been chosen as an HEIR to an unknown god.] [You have received MYSTIC CHANGE SYSTEM] [Host chosen, Host; Axle.] [Initializing synchronization…] [System is synchronized. Welcome to the Mystic Change System, Host.] With the ability to alter his appearance, Axle's life changed. But, with great powers, comes great responsibilities... -------------------------------------------------------- The cover is AI generated MC might come off as a little moronic rarely, but that is to make it more 'realistic'. Yeah, thinking of making a bullshit fantasy realistic... I need help... Hope you enjoy my novel! I would appreciate all the support, thank you!

Ava pov Working as a personal assistant to an egomaniac, self centered, jerk for 5 years isn't as easy as it seems it makes you look like his errand manger and not his assistant. I doubt the moron even knows my name. I'm like a shadow at his behind always cleaning up all sorts of mess....until I couldn't take it anymore so I quit and fucker act like he doesn't even care!!! Until one sweet sunny day he comes and proposes a sweet juicy deal And that got me thinking a sweet deal and an opportunity for my revenge ... hell yeah!

Alexander was someone you may call a maniac. When people ignore bullies or maybe get bullied by them, he loves to offer them a UNO Reverse card. He would bully them. Then he somehow transmigrated into the cultivation world, where bullies exist at all types and all levels of society. Here he was taken off the morality shackles he had on Earth. Here he can bathe in the thrill of freedom to the extreme. But every story starts with some problem and this is about the previous transmigrator of the body he is currently in. Yes... "Transmigrator". The previous host of the body was a transmigrator who got transmigrated into this body but is a f**cking moron. The previous one, Jiang Hao, was a hermit. He was a coward. He would cultivate in secret and never show his powers to the world and would even let a weakling slander him. But he will tell himself that the world is dangerous and it's better to avoid trouble. But... he died. And he didn't even know how he died. But Alexander finds out that this man has been sitting on a gold mine that can make him powerful beyond belief. His system, when exploited by the loopholes, is so overwhelmingly powerful that it can answer any and all questions a person has. ------------ Original Novel: CULTIVATING IN SECRET BESIDE A DEMONESS. You.... yes you.... you know how painful it is right? ------------ When someone has been on WebNovel for some time and has read all the good novels there are, they will start to read garbage-level cultivation novels. I too am such a poor Daoist. After wandering in the heaps and heaps of garbage cultivation novels, I accidentally read a poison and felt like my brain cells were screaming at me in my mother tongue, to stop reading and just.... let go. And I did let go, but the amount of garbage written in that novel got to me every night, and I couldn't hold it in anymore and decided to write a novel, about how I would react if I had all the powers that piece of **** had. This is the result. A novel written to vent my soul out. ----------- This is a weak to strong type novel but the MC will not be a weak will individual, even in the first chapters. So there won't be any character development where the MC will go through troubles and harden his resolve. He was born a Chad. Period.

My consciousness started in a singular moment. "I created life! I am a genius! Genius! Slave, tell me how marvelous my genius is!" So started my life. Created by a moron who thought himself a god. Unfortunately for him, reality has a way of showing you what you really are. Maybe it will show me too. Eventually.

Moss Freeman is a young man who was raised by an Adventuring Company called the Big Sticks Adventuring Company. After a big score he thinks he's ready to retire already; the problem is, he doesn't understand how expensive the real world is. After settling in Tegleholm, and using up almost all of his money to buy a small house, he's forces to get two jobs to get by. He gets dragged into adventure and eventually learns that he is not who he was led to believe. Using careful planning, talking his way through and fighting, when necessary, he'll have to confront the people who raised him and lied to him, and confront the parents who gave him up. Moss will learn he has the potential to change his corner of the kingdom, if not the whole kingdom and beyond its borders. He will have to discover conspiracy and corruption and fight it. To accomplish this, he will face heartbreak and have to sacrifice blood sweat and tears. He will go from wanting to do things just for the sake of retiring and eventually living the good life, to wanting to fight for the people he learns to care about, and the kingdom he learns to love. Moss will learn what truly matters in life and how to appreciate it. Cover by One Ten Designs Prologue Moss Freeman was raised by the Big Sticks Adventuring Company. Sitting in a few large pouches was more money than he had ever seen in one place; the best part was, it was all his. His share of the money after a big job working with The Big Sticks. He thought of how comfortably he could live the rest of his life, only working when he wanted to. Now he could live life on his own, not constantly being told what to do, where he could and could not go. He carefully packed the coin away with the rest of his stuff, making sure it was neither going to be seen nor heard by other travelers on the road. He believed everyone else must have been envious that he was smart enough to get out of this line work so early. Either that, or they were daft. He pulled along his donkey packed with his belongings out of the guilds front gate. The stable master, Hans, glared at him as he left. Moss had been primarily raised most of his life by Hans, and now they were furious with each other. Hans accused Moss of being an ungrateful idiot. Moss had accused Hans of being a mother hen who only cared about everything being in its place and everyone doing what they’re told. Once in town, Moss quickly set to work looking for a place to live and settle down. Reality was fast approaching and rearing its ugly head. He quickly started realized how foolish he’d been. Everything was much more expensive out in the real world compared to the adventuring company. After purchasing a house, he couldn’t afford anything else besides a couple pieces of furniture and food for a few days. Moss had to quickly find a job, or two. Property taxes and everything else he needed would cost much more than he expected. Luckily, he was in a town where they were short on labor everywhere.

The world is finally a world of balance... as it seems. Demons, Angels, Dragons, Mermaids, deities, werewolves and all creatures that has been hiding from humans emerged and began an interracial life together. Improving the lives of people, and creating a new dominion for them to rule. Until time and space broke the peace, and this created a crack in dimension. Which created space rift that they call Dungeons. There is one race that was knew and hidden to all. They seem humane, and yet also not. They are merely be regarded as freaks in human tongues, but they arent just freaks. San, who died and returned as one of these mysterious creatures, had long dreamed of strength and maybe a harem.. ahem.. i men why not? He had always imagined himself as a man of masculinity and dreaming about women flocking to him and willingly joining his harem. So why the hell i he always targeted by men? Why the hell are these stupid blind morons looking at him as if he is some kind of meat. And why! Why is the perfect girl of his dream actually have a d bigger than his!

Li Xin, a professional gamer of SpaceCraft 2 who stood at the very peak and won several championships consecutively. However, due to the betrayal of his team, “Aces,” Li Xin quit professional gaming. After a year, Li Xin is now in a college that raises gamers to their full potential. Even though Li Xin wanted to stray away from gaming, it seems fate has pulled them together. When the new game “Pure Aim” released, Li Xin reluctantly went back to the gaming scene at the behest of his friend A-Dong From a former champion to a college student learning to play a new game, how will this turn out? – Contact me on discord: xvi#6877 Proofread by Moron#9305

If your boss was a handsome stylish man with a baby face but acted like the Devil himself, what would you do? A) Slit his throat? B) Kill yourself and end it all? C) All of the above Read to find out if there is a fourth option and if that option is "Make him fall hopelessly in love with you." I wonder what Ho Mizuki will pick, is it even possible to love a handsome babyfaced devil? And could he even love her back? [Cover Art is drawn by ME] ----------- ----------- ----------- ----------- ----------- ----------- PREVIEW ----------- ----------- ----------- ----------- ----------- ----------- "Ho Mizuki. You incompetent moron, can you do anything right?" Dark eyes wide with anger dug into my soul. His handsome babyface now cloaked with his usually gelled-back ink-black hair, swayed with each gesture he made. My manager's right hand whizzed past his face and smacked into his other palm as he accentuated "Urgency" and "Mockery." It made me want to laugh (spit flying and all) in his stupid, self-absorbed face. Good thing I accidentally spilt my morning coffee on him. Because my manager's usually pristine white button-up was now brown and blotchy from the grainy coffee served at the "fetid and plain hotel." His words, not mine. With his stained shirt, dishevelled suit jacket and ungelled hair, he assumed his authentic appearance. An escaped asylum patient, which was how I and the rest of his subordinates viewed him as.

What happens when a complete moron and his friends fight to end a 2000 year war? Join our merry band of highly trained idiots, as they fumble their way to humanity's freedom and find out!

A story about a relationship that was built on texts, phonecalls, notes, and zero human interaction.

Su Qianci , the heiress of Su Corporation died tragically in the hands of her fiancee and her cousin. Being unable to revenge her father's death , she took her last breath with full of regret and remorse. But she got a second chance in life as her soul travels into the body of the twenty years old Liu Yifei , after the original owner died in a car accident. ※※※※ Su Qianci was a trained heiress — A beauty with brain. Although she had a lively and carefree nature , secretly she was also the brain behind the success of Su Corporation. Trained by her father in taekwondo , martial art and boxing. She was a hidden genius. Liu Yifei the heiress of Liu Corporation , which was on the verge of bankruptcy was intially a lively girl but after she got married with Lu Jinting in an young age and in addition to the influence by her in-laws and cousin, she changed in bad way. LU jinting — termed as the National Husband for his devilish look and for being the Executive Director of China's no.1 company—The Lu Corporation. Being detached and cold was his features—the blank face moron. ................. Excerpt: A handsome face was revealed immediately after she opened the front door. Lu Jinting , the blank face moron was standing infront of her with hands full of roses , chocolates and multiple pink letters. Liu Yifei was beyond happy. Finally something romantic in Valentines day but why is his face so sullen. She reached her hands to take the things from his hand but he didn't budge. Liu Yifei tilted her head in confusion. Throwing the roses and chocolates away , He opened a pink envelope, reading the content. " Thank you for teaching me Biology, Beautiful Senior!!....." Liu Yifei stiffened , as she smiled nervously. There it goes! ....the big vinger jar. " Lets go inside , I will give you a practical biology lesson..Umm" Saying that Lu jinting , carried her in princess style and threw her on the soft bed. Liu Yifei : {{{(◎_◎)}}}}

Short stories I wrote in my spare time. Some where full stories I gave up on halfway. From weird ramblings, comedy that only a teenager could write, as well as putting my sad feelings into written word.

Raisel Loose, a novice detective in the peaceful Ember city, will need to man up and work in a very special case, a serial killer is haunting the city, detective Daft knows he´s up for the case, but would he be enough to bring peace to Ember city?

A journey of a love of a school boy which go a heart breaking way, two people eho love each other got separated by few morons.

So what's your decision?? Ready to pay the price?? I yelled "yes! Yes I'm ready to do anything to be with him. Do you understand that?" A loud laughter surrounded the room. "You moron!!give it an another thought. I'm sure you will regret your decision later." I yelled again "No!No! I'll do anything to be with him. So please stop manipulating me. Do whatever you want but please let me go, he needs me." ************* This is a journey of a not so common girl Xia, a sweet and kind soul. Her life was not so simple ; she had to hide her real identity from everyone. Her life was going well until an unfortunate incident. An incident that'll change her life from simple to the perilous world. What happens when she enters the world of dangerous beings from whom her family is saving themselves?

There are a lot of crazy and unpredictable events that happens in every person’s lives. Like falling in love, getting hurt, heartbreak, getting fooled, being loved and etc in general. Some unpredictable and crazy parts are having to live with a boy, getting dumped by your long time crush, having to deal with some moronic slash brainless annoying wannabes (AKA school bitches who thinks that they can just sleep with any guys that they are interested in) and having that fear of falling in love again. Let me introduce to you our female MC, Cze Jane Cruz. A gorgeous, smart, down to earth, stubborn, caring, loving, kind, cool, somehow reckless and boyish girl. *imitates a boxing mc's voice* And on the other side of the ring..here we have our male MC, Klied Alec Martinez. An extremely hot, smart, cool, kind of cold-hearted, half jerk, but somehow kind, thoughtful and caring in his own way guy. These two people met in the most craziest and hilariously funny situation that I (author) find interesting. Not sure about you guys, but that's how I think. Hahaha. After that hilarious first meeting, they acted like strangers and went their seperate ways. They obviously pretended like nothing happened, but...when was life ever fair? The next day after their first meeting, they again met each other at school. Apparently, they both go to the same school, what a coincidence, huh? The third meeting was when both parties "group of friends" went to the same park to hungout. I don't even know if this is even called a coincidence anymore. One day, when they just got home to each of their houses, they saw their families with luggages and was ready to go somewhere. When both of them were sending their families off at the airport, both families stood together and smiled at each other. The only exception was the two teenager’s that has absolutely no clue what was even going on. What would happen if one day, they were somehow forced to share the same house? And the reason as to why is because, both of their families went to a sudden "business trip" without saying any other sentence other than, "You two will live together while we're away, goodbye." and then just went straight towards the departure area. Like what the effin' fudge is that right? A handsome looking guy and a gorgeous looking girl living in one house. What could happen? ———— Reminder: This is a somehow the classic romance cliche kind of story. And there are a bunch of unnecessary moments throughout the entire plot, but some of those moments are just put on there, by the author, for fun(A/N: please don’t kill me). Some parts of the story might be partially confusing and not really useful for the entire story, but that’s the author’s fault so don’t stress about it. Anyway, this is an original work and this is literally the first book that I made with sincerity (kinda?). If you don’t like cliche’s moments, then go find another book if you want. I’m not forcing you to read this, I just want to have my work be enjoyed and read by fellow people out there, who enjoys reading novels. Oh! about the grammars and any language errors and stuffs, I deeply apologize for that. English isn’t my first language, so if you somehow find the grammar errors annoying, feel free to comment and let me know so that I can fix it. Also, keep in mind, that this story is only from the author’s figments of imagination only. Any relations to the dead or living in real life are purely coincidental. That’s it and thank you for checking this story out. *finger heart*

They say that time heal all wounds. I’m not so sure about that, it has been four years since. Yet, regardless of how I drove myself to working a 9-5 job and spend my time studying, I still could not forget my love. Like a shadowy specter from the river of the forgotten, the memories and feeling for my love torment and haunt me greatly. the specter whispered my fears and scolded me for my regrets. Therefore I will write, I will write to bring the ghost of the past to rest. Each single digit of my love’s birthday added up to 33. Thus I will write 33 chapters and each chapter is a confession of my love and regrets that are dedicate to my beloved. Perhaps this is a most moronic task of the highest degree of foolishness. It will no doubt come back to bite me in the arse one day, but that day is not today. The Internet never really forget. The day that the internet died will not be today, it will not be tomorrow. These words dedicated to My love will exist for a thousand years and more to come, so long as humanity continue to exist. These words of love will reach the sky, it will travel among the stars, it will journey in starship, it will be spoken and written thousands of time after. One day in the farthest of future, someone in a room in a planet thousand of light years away will find my words to my beloved, and that someone will know of how much her love meant to me. I am number 36, and this is my words of love to my beloved, 33.

Ami chai amar moron hok

From the author of Oh Mr General! The journey of a moron is long and arduous. Wang Li Tian was eight years old when he was abandoned by his parents in Prosperity City. He was born with trash cultivation and a very low IQ. Luckily for him, the boy had rescued a Sword Martial God who guided him on the path of becoming a Swordsman. He was a swordsman that was only becoming of himself. Watch as the boy grow stronger and hopefully smarter over time, as he traverses the Great World, in search of his meaning in life. Short Excerpt: “You know, I do not know how to break this to you the easy way, but..” Mu Zhi Xuan hesitated for a moment before continuing his sentence, “Your parents have most definitely abandoned you.” “What? That is impossible!” “Why is that impossible?” “Well for one, they left their coin pouch behind. Why would anyone leave their money in a room and leave?” That comment left Mu Zhi Xuan speechless. “Have you ever thought that they left it for you to use and survive by yourself?” “…” Support me on Patreon and you will receive some personal benefits! https://www.patreon.com/OverTheHorizon Please drop a Comment, Review and 'ADD TO LIBRARY' to keep me going and motivated!

you are actually wanting to read this, you are a lost soul

Join Mai and her party of misfits on their journey as they search for the Evil Witch of the North woods to save the kingdom of Falcon.

"Новая жизнь, любящая семья, развитая страна. Даже память прошлой жизни исчезает, а в переди меня ждут множество тихих деньков" именно так думал Куро, пока не познакомился с новой виртуальной игрой в которую он должен играть на время прохождения реабилитации. Но даже там он решил не спешить в прокачку дабы всех нагнуть. Зачем, если у него есть особая возможность насладиться игрой, не догадываясь, что своим решением он уже выдилился из толпы.

Changqing has always felt that she's incomparable to Guan Ying in every aspect. Even though she is pretty and has a good family background, this world is nothing more than a world where Princes are more attracted to Cinderellas. Her first love that she dearly remembers in her heart for years eventually becomes Guan Ying’s current boyfriend and her fiancé is Guan Ying’s ex. He has yet to forget Guan Ying. A business marriage brings Changqing and Song Chuyi together despite the absence of love. In public, he is her friend’s ex and in private he is her husband who cannot be publicly–known. At the hospital, her good friend enjoys her husband’s embrace while she can only act as though he's a stranger. At a gala dinner, her good friend hooks her arm around her first love’s arm shyly and she can only smile and give them her blessings. … In this marriage, Changqing thinks that all is well other than the fact that Song Chuyi doesn’t love her. First, her husband is a doctor and he can treat all her illnesses while saving up on medical expenses. Second, doctors love cleanliness and her husband would always ensure the cleanliness of the house. Third, at the end of every month, her thin wallet would grow thick with cash that her husband stuffs in secretly. Fourth, as a person who doesn’t like to exercise, she always get dragged around by her husband day and night to do some pleasurable exercise that is beneficial for the body and mind. Fifth, she would never have to worry that she would be out of money. There are always so many uncountable advantages that Changqing enjoys. … After the marriage, on a certain night, Changqing looks at Dr. Song gloomily. "Hubby, why are you so nice to me when you don’t even love me?" Dr. Song continues reading his medical books and ignores her. It's sometimes quite a headache when your wife is too stupid and daft. Until one day, Changqing realises that there's really no free lunch in this world…

just some of the random crap that goes through my head