How Not to Kill Heroes as a Reincarnation God
“Being a god sounds cool… until you realize your job is to not kill the heroes you’re sending to save the world.”
Kaito thought his life was over when he died in the most embarrassing way possible (don’t ask—it involved a vending machine). But instead of eternal rest, he wakes up as a freshly minted Reincarnation God, responsible for sending heroes into fantasy worlds to defeat demon lords and save kingdoms.
Simple, right?
Wrong.
With a glitchy divine system, a countdown timer, and zero experience, Kaito accidentally overpowers, underpowers, or straight-up breaks the three heroines he's supposed to reincarnate:
Alicia, the Sword Heroine, now strong enough to split mountains… but can’t run faster than a turtle.
Mira, the Mage Heroine, wields unlimited magic but risks nuking entire continents with a sneeze.
Luna, the Healer Heroine, whose healing spells now harm instead of heal.
Now, Kaito must guide these broken heroines from the divine realm, keeping them alive (and away from his divine wrath) while navigating hilarious ecchi mishaps, chaotic magic explosions, and accidental harem-building along the way.
Can Kaito fix his mistakes before the heroines die—or worse, before he gets demoted to Toilet Cleaning God?
Ecchi, comedy, isekai, and harem collide in this wild fantasy adventure!