I Beg You All Please Shut Up

While playing in his backyard, eight-year-old Tim is approached by an alien ambassador from another planet. The alien says "Take me to your leader." Tim says, "I'm the leader, what do you want?" As the alien attempts to negotiate for the right to use Jupiter as a refueling station for spacecraft, Tim bargains for improvements to his treehouse. Then, after seeing the leverage he has, he asks for increasingly incredible alien technologies that allow him to transform life on Earth while keeping the presence and involvement of aliens a secret from the world. While he has convinced the aliens that he is King of Earth, convincing the people and nations of Earth that he is the rightful king and should be in charge of negotiating with extraterrestrials is an entirely different problem. When other evil extraterrestrial powers threaten the Earth, Tim has to find a way to save the planet. If he can. .

Lucian awakes in a dark basement, possibly about to be sacrificed. With no body of his own, he escapes and possess a unsuspecting boy. unfortunate the boy's contious is still active even if he has no control over his body. Now the two, Lucian and Lucas, must work together to get Lucian home and so Lucas can possibly get control of his body back.

[The Absolute Dweller] Absolute Dweller’s Declaration (Passive) Level 1 No one can invade the dwelling space without the Absolute Dweller’s permission. Surviving thanks to awakened skills, there was, however, one problem: “Ah, damn.” [The Absolute Dweller cannot leave the dwelling space.] That’s right, the inability to step outside the home.

Hang out with Senior Sister, commit sins twice a day. Book transmigration female lead VS reborn antagonist male lead 1v1 pure love * After the antagonist Demon Lord Yuezheng Yan reborn, he planned to follow the trajectory of his past life, to bloodily cleanse the hypocritical Master at Cloud Nine Peak and exterminate his malevolent original family. But on the first day of joining the sect, he was hoodwinked by a Senior Sister he had not met in his previous life and ended up at Xiaoyao Peak. The Senior Sister said, “Join Xiaoyao, and I'll have your back, Junior Brother. All you need to do is be happy.” Yuezheng Yan nodded and believed her... evil intentions! 3 two-hour periods after joining Xiaoyao, he was buried alive by Lu Xingyan's alchemical explosion that destroyed his Immortal's Cave. 4 two-hour periods after joining Xiaoyao, he was turned into a snowman and had his hair scorched by Lu Xingyan. 12 two-hour periods after joining Xiaoyao, he was brainwashed by Lu Xingyan and even did odd jobs for her. Whenever he protested, Lu Xingyan would look at him gently, “Senior Sister is doing this for your own good.” Yuezheng Yan scoffed at this. Nice try, Lu Xingyan. Do you think I can't hear your mind? Your mouth says you love me, but your heart and that Old Sixth System scheme every day to stab me to death. You escape first when the auction house explodes. You don’t care when your Junior Brother is struck by lightning. You don't even bother to pull me out when I fall into the water. Claiming you're tired and need to rest, yet you go off to enact a tearful reunion with the original female lead, your White Moonlight, displaying your deep affection! You're having a great time. Leaving me squatting on the ground, digging Poisonous Mushrooms for you until my hand cramps. Once I return to the Magic Realm, I'll send you to cultivate Magic Lotus! Yuezheng Yan sullenly returned to the Magic Realm. Until one day, he overheard a conversation between Lu Xingyan and the Old Sixth System. Old Sixth: Host, the Little Antagonist has betrayed Xiaoyao Peak and run off to the Magic Realm. We’ll replace him with a more obedient Little Antagonist for you~ Yuezheng Yan: Old Sixth, shut up! Senior Sister, don't replace me. I'm rolling back right now.

In his past life, Lu Ye, the Nine-Lives Celestial Lord, was envied by all—not only for his rare gift of nine lives but also for having eight peerless empresses by his side. But who would have imagined that just as he was about to ascend as a Heavenly Dao Saint, those very empresses would strike him down together, shattering his ambitions in an instant? The Nine Heavens Sword Maiden: "For years, I was known only as your sword servant. I am the Lord of the Nine Heavens Sword, not a shadow of your glory. Lu Ye, you deserve to die!" The Red Lotus Fairy: "Senior Brother, if not for you, I could have lived an immortal life with him. I don’t care for immortality—I only wanted him!" The Vermilion Bird Demon Emperor: "You slaughtered my kin under the guise of protection. The one who harmed me most... was always you!" But fate had other plans. Time rewound, and the eight empresses returned to the past with full knowledge of their betrayal. They were free—free to pursue their own desires without him. Yet this time, Lu Ye had learned his lesson. If the melon is forcibly twisted, it won’t be sweet. So, he decides not to twist it anymore. Now, he wants to see how these women will live their stunning lives without him!

Orphaned at a young age , Layla Llewellyn feels like the luckiest girl in the world after she moves in with her uncle Bill , a gardener who lives on the scenic Arvis estate in the Berg Empire . To Layla Arvis seems like paradise ; she loves to explore the vast forest , always bringing her notebook to record the wildlife she encounters . She especially loves the birds , watching them with awe as they hatch and grow from fluffy chicks into beautiful birds . Duke Herhardt , the young , handsome lord of Arvis , is also interested in birds--- and Layla . But the difference is , he's interested in birds because he likes to hunt them.... and he's interested in Layla because he likes to make her cry . If a lovely bird is trapped in a golden cage , which will she choose : a life of luxury , or freedom ? *** The novel and cover photo are not mine .

Note to Readers: Please bear with me until Chapter 11—trust me, the real chaos (and hilarity) is just about to begin! Synopsis: When I woke up inside Eternal Dominion Online, I expected overpowered skills, legendary loot, and maybe even a harem. Instead, I got a talking System with an attitude problem and a stick as my starting weapon. Meet S.A.S. (Sarcastic Assistance System)—a passive-aggressive, trash-talking AI that’s supposed to help me level up. Except it spends more time roasting my life choices than giving useful advice. Every time I try to act like a hero, it hits me with "Wow, that was embarrassing." Now, I have to navigate this game world, fight monsters, and somehow survive despite my own System constantly bullying me. But with ridiculous side quests like "Slap the King" (no reward, just for fun) and NPCs who actively doubt my existence, even reaching Level 10 might be impossible. Can I rise to power, defeat the Demon Lord, and finally earn my System’s respect? …Probably not. But at least I’ll die laughing.

This is the tale of a girl who discovered they were no longer just a regular person when they awoke one morning. I mean waking up with wings, fangs, and fireproof skin wasn’t exactly on my to-do list. Suddenly, I’m breaking doorknobs, eating enough ramen to shock the shop owner, and googling “how to demon 101.” Life as an awkward otaku was tough enough—now I’m stuck figuring out what I’ve turned into and whether I can still pass as human. Curse or blessing, one thing’s clear: my life just got a whole lot weirder. At least ramen still tastes the same.

*I am editing this book and hope you all can wait. Please leave reviews or comments to help me gain better insight* Books have always been Emma's escape, especially romance novels where the girl ends up with the charming billionaire. Sometimes, She would wish she could be like the female lead, trading her reality for something magical. One day at the airport, waiting for her flight, she whispered: “I wish I could be her…” “That can be arranged,” a deep, confident voice replied. The moment she turned that was the moment nothing in her life has been the same since. Now, she was caught in a whirlwind of stories, jumping between worlds where the lines between fiction and reality blur. Each step pulls her deeper into a mystery she don’t fully understand. Someone or perhaps something is holding the key to it all. And every time she thought she was figuring it out, the book seemed to rewrite itself—changing everything she thought she knew. A Transmigration Story With A Lot Of Twist!

Ryan and Emma find a mysterious diary on their desks—one they’ve never seen before. Without thinking much, they start using it as a personal journal. But something strange happens… Each morning, they wake up to find someone else has written on the empty pages, sharing thoughts, dreams, and secrets. Neither knows who the other is, yet an unexplainable bond begins to form. As they search for answers, the mystery deepens. Who is writing back? And why does it feel like their connection was never meant to exist? A love story where fate weaves its own path, one word at a time.

This is a story of a Universe with a Time Paradox, where the time in this Universe is constantly rebooted by the gods called Diviners. But one day in the 12th Timeline, a mortal, Ragna Kent somehow survives the Reboot and can now communicate with his current timeline self, Leveling him up to fight the divine gods that cause this paradox. __________________________ To support the author: Join Discord: https://discord.gg/nPUQhX9C Join Dc Server: https://discord.com/channels/1218787271004651680/1219861679026733056 Follow me on Instagram: @kjv.zeanso Follow me on Twitter: @KjvZeanso https://www.patreon.com/KJVZeanso

Yatim piatu di usia muda, Layla Llewellyn merasa seperti gadis paling beruntung di dunia setelah dia tinggal bersama pamannya Bill, seorang tukang kebun yang tinggal di perkebunan Arvis yang indah di Berg Empire. Bagi Layla, Arvis tampak seperti surga; Ia suka menjelajahi hutan yang luas, selalu membawa buku catatannya untuk mencatat satwa liar yang ditemuinya. Dia sangat menyukai burung-burung, mengamati mereka dengan kagum saat mereka menetas dan tumbuh dari anak ayam berbulu halus menjadi burung yang cantik. Duke Herhardt, penguasa Arvis yang muda dan tampan, juga tertarik pada burung―dan Layla. Tapi bedanya, dia tertarik pada burung karena dia suka memburunya... dan dia tertarik pada Layla karena dia suka membuatnya menangis. Jika seekor burung cantik terjebak dalam sangkar emas, mana yang akan ia pilih: kehidupan mewah atau kebebasan? PERINGATAN: Cerita ini mengandung gambaran pelecehan, trauma anak-anak, penyalahgunaan zat, dan kekerasan seksual yang mungkin membuat sebagian pembaca kesal. AUTHOR : SHOLCE

What is the fastest thing in the universe? Light Neutrinos Gravitational Waves The relationship progression in an NTR manga Nice try, but they’re all wrong. The fastest thing in the universe is the time it takes for me to level up before face-slapping an arrogant young master in front of his hoes. After my girlfriend broke up with me on our 1 year anniversary, I think the heavens finally took pity on me and granted me the "FASTEST LEVELING-UP SYSTEM." F*** school. The education system’s a scam anyway. I’m ditching it all to become a full time hunter. I’m pursuing those dungeon MILFs—call me MILF Hunter 1964. SSS-ranked hunters, Great Grandmaster Martial Artists, Heaven-Defying Realm Cultivators... I flex on them all. In this world, a man exists for one purpose: to flex—flex on the enemy, flex on the Ladys, and most importantly, flex on oneself. - Sun Tuz

"W-Why? Why are you doing this to me ?" Kei who's red eyes trying to hold back tears "If you don't want any other to get hurt more than this, JUST STAY HERE" Ayume said with a dark grin on his face Read the novel to get to know them

The heroine finds herself trapped in a relentless nightmare, where a ruthless system forces her to survive while being hunted by a mysterious killer. Each death drags her back to the beginning, forcing her to endure the agony over and over again. Her stats are too low to fight, and she has no way to change them. The only option is to run. But on her 100th death, just as despair tightens its grip, the system offers her a choice: one of the faceless NPCs can become her companion. And in that moment, her endless cycle of deaths finally gains meaning. She is no longer alone. Now, she has a chance.

She grew up in a protective shell. But deep down, all she ever wanted was freedom. Will she choose her own path or follow the rules set by her family? Alexandra Zane was a genius who had it all, looks, wealth, status, career and an amazing lover. "I will always protect you and be by your side, Alex. Please don't keep me away from you." Benjamin implored. "He's not the right choice for you, Alex. Trouble will find you if you stay with him." Her father warned her. They say, parents were always right. But what about her own heart?

UNI (you and I) is a fantasy romance set place in a small town in Japan, Ren is cursed from the unknown and hides his truth from Aiko who had moved from Tokyo due to family issues and starts a new life. Ren and Aiko meet unexpectedly and fall into a romantic relationship.

Ahn Jihun had one simple goal in life: do the bare minimum at work, collect his paycheck, and go home to eat instant ramen in peace. But somehow, the universe has other plans. One moment, he’s a nobody struggling to stay awake at his office desk—next, he’s forced onto a special project with a corporate overachiever who actually enjoys working (sickening). Add in a terrifying boss, a best friend who gives the worst advice, and a series of increasingly ridiculous events, and suddenly, Jihun’s life is looking less like a slice-of-life and more like a poorly written sitcom. Between fake promotions, workplace disasters, and the constant threat of having to try, Jihun is starting to think he’s the main character of a cosmic joke. Whatever happens next, one thing is certain—he absolutely did not sign up for this.

The girl’s words flowed into her like poison in her bloodstream… “greedy bitch” – those were her exact words that he told his mistress about his wife!!. She never expected him to think of her this way! our marriage was a contract but I thought there were mutual respect between us..I had to wait three years to hear such words, and here I was, stuck in the bathroom of the hosts of this party. I waited until the two women left, then stepped out, feeling suffocated, as if something had changed forever in their cold marriage.

Author-san here! Well, you're smart to stop by here. So I won't praise you all anymore. (^_^)  This is my original work, and I know you all will like it. So shamelessly pop your popcorn and read away!  Oh… And don't forget to check out my other books: • I'm The King Of Technology •Help!: I Think My System Is Trying To Kill Me! And, •In A Cultivation World With An Entertainment Park... You can also visit my website for more books: Ps/// THE PACE WILL BE SLOW AT THE BEGINNING TO SET EVERYTHING IN MOTION. But after a while, it will pick up quickly. . . Now, back to the synopsis. Er-Erhmm.. (narrator-voice on) ... In another world called Blue Star, the famous son of wealth, Dorian D. Tian, is thrown into a whirl of unfortunate circumstances, resulting in his death. . His parents had a brutal car accident that left them in a coma, and his uncle had quickly taken over the company,  and seized the company, making sure that he was financially crippled for good. With that, the famous young master struggled desperately. And in the end, he gave in to his despair and depression, leaving the sad, lonely world. The end? Heh... Think again! Because in that brief moment, the lifeless corpse suddenly opened its eyes, revealing a deep calm look. That's right. Another mysterious soul had entered the body. But if one thought this story was just about revenge, then sorry... that wasn't even the half of it! .... The mysterious entity suddenly triggered an exorcist system. And from then on, both humans and even those from the underworld shuddered in fear and despair at the mysterious soul's cruelty. [Humans]: "Demon! Demon! You're definitely a demon!" [Demons]: "Help! Help! The famous demon wants to eat me!" [Evil Spirits]: "You!... Are you the one who is an evil spirit or us? Why the hell did it seem like you're the demonic one instead?" [Ghouls]: "You stay away from me! Stay away from me now, you evil entity!" [Hellhounds]: "Are you sure you're not the son of hades?" The system couldn't help looking at its host in doubt. Its indicators said that its host was indeed mortal. But why did it feel like something was wrong with its host? Dorian lightly chuckled in amusement. He would also like to ask the same question. What exactly was his identity? Well, this would be the biggest mystery of all. But Dorian wasn't in a hurry. Who were his enemies, and who were his allies? Soon, he would find the truth. In the meantime, why not play a little? "Demon! stay back!" "Oooo~~~... I... I want to go back to the underworld where it's safe." "Run for your lives! The demon is here!" …..

[The End of Full Text] "From just now, you've been looking at me with such malicious intent. Are you perhaps reminiscing about...the old dream of the night before last?" Liang Chen forcefully pulled Jing Haohao into the washroom. "I told you, what happened a few days ago was an accident. I'm not the kind of woman you can just casually touch!" Jing Haohao shook off the hand he had grasped onto her wrist, turned to leave, but was abruptly caught by Liang Chen. He lowered his head to her ear, a mischievous smile on his lips, cryptically saying: "Don't worry, if I can't casually touch, then I'll be serious when I do!"

Edmund Aldrich has spent his life trapped in the shadows of his past, never expecting anything—or anyone—to change his fate. That is until he meets Elora Noelle, a woman as breathtaking as she is mysterious. She isn’t just another fleeting presence in his life—she is the force that shakes his world, the light that pierces his darkness. But she is also something more… his immortal soulmate. Bound by destiny yet torn by secrets, their love is tested by forces beyond their control. When Elora is faced with an impossible choice—Edmund’s love or the haunting truth behind his past—everything they’ve built is at risk of unraveling. As painful memories resurface, Edmund must confront the secrets Elora has kept hidden and decide whether love is truly stronger than fate. Can they defy destiny and rewrite their story, or will the past forever hold them captive? In a tale of passion, sacrifice, and undying devotion, their love will be tested like never before. . . . *A part from story* I kiss her again, then move down her jawline to her neck. I trace my fingers across the thin skin of her collarbone. She closes her eyes, her cheeks are flushed and she bury her fingers in my warm hair. Telling me how much she likes this, likes me, loves me... "I have loved you for a very long time, Edmund", she whispers against my breath. "From even before that farewell. And that's why I insisted Charlie on taking me to the farewell so that I could meet you." Meeting her again was never a coincidence. Her words surprised me. "But I was at the farewell you know." "Yeah I got to know that but not before I met you the day of our introduction and I read your mind." I smile. I don't know why I smile but thinking about all these, how we met and how we fell for each other makes me smile. But it came out bit like a chuckle. She laughs. When she laughed I wanted her again. I love the sound of her laugh. I take both her hands on both of mine. "Pretty dramatic way of founding each other I see." "Surely". "Oh wait! I'm thinking I'll take that as my inspiration for my novel." "OH MY GOD! EDMUND." She laughs even louder this time. . . Cover credit: Author Hesreth

Kael was once a being so powerful even the gods feared him—until he was thrown into The Null, a realm of endless torment and eventually cast into inexistence. But he returns, reincarnated as a powerless beggar in a broken world ruled by monsters and corruption. With memory of godly blood on his hands, he is determined to reclaim his strength, survive the Nexus's deadly trials, and tear down the heavens themselves. But it's a matter of time before the gods and celestials know he’s returned. And this time, they will not make the same mistake twice. > ◇ Ravager (Rank E) Eliminated. 20 VRP Gained. > ◇ 0.00109% Memory Unlocked. Forgotten Technique: Blight Shield Relearned. > ◇ Ather'valis, The God-Killing Blade, has been acquired.

Victoria a little girl of 7 years filled with innocence encounters harsh and disturbing moments after being kidnapped by terrorist while on a school trip and becomes an underworld queen after 20 years of handling harsh enviorment and bitter truth.

Sapphire Adler has always been the queen of Celestia High. Blessed with beauty, intelligence, and the wealth of her powerful family, she effortlessly commands the attention of every boy on campus and the envy of her female peers. But her seemingly perfect life begins to unravel when Amara Cole, a fiery transfer student with a reputation for rebellion, steps into the spotlight and challenges everything Sapphire thought she knew about herself. Drawn to Amara's fearless independence and undeniable charm, Sapphire finds herself questioning her role as the untouchable "it girl." As romance blossoms between the two, Sapphire discovers a world beyond the superficial adoration of her countless suitors—a world of vulnerability, passion, and authenticity. However, not everyone is thrilled with Sapphire’s newfound independence. Jealous rivals, spurned admirers, and even her closest friends conspire to tear her down, culminating in a series of events that threaten to expose secrets that could destroy her carefully constructed image. Caught between the expectations of her peers and the magnetic pull of her heart, Sapphire must navigate a minefield of betrayal, desire, and self-discovery. In a school where power dynamics rule and love is a dangerous game, will she risk everything to embrace her true self—or lose it all in the process? "I Dominate All Men" is a thrilling tale of love, rivalry, and empowerment, blending romance and drama with a fiery girl-love relationship at its core.

In a city steeped in mystery and shadows, two people with dark pasts meet and unite their destinies in the most inappropriate way. She is a woman running away from her own secrets, and he is a man marked by an obsessive desire to have control over the world and the people who enter his life.