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When Lei Xing booked a luxurious cruise as a graduation present to herself, she expected to have plenty of well-deserved rest and relaxation with an ocean view before jumpstarting her career. What she did not expect was to be the unlucky person who would fall overboard to a miserable watery death… or so she thought. To her astonishment, she opened her eyes to find herself in an ancient setting, a different body, and a new life as the eldest daughter of a high court official. {...Okay, at least I'm rich...I can still live happily and freely, it's still a golden opportunity at a second life. I can live it well~...maybe go travelling, start a business, or something…It definitely could be worse...} To Lei Xing’s horror, her new host was scheduled to enter the palace to compete in the concubine selection for the new Emperor. {...What?! I am definitely not interested! Of all places, it’s that viper pit! I’m not built for any Royal BS or harem fights. Please keep your scheming lives to yourselves and leave me the hell out of it, NOT INTERESTED!!!... Can I not go, please? T_T)...No? Nevermind then, failure is always an option... Failure is the only possible outcome. Bring it on! Hahahaha…} While Lei Xing was making plans on how to skip out of town, fate was also very busy working out its own plans for her, mapping out its own course for her life behind the scenes... Poking holes in her plans to her confusion and outrage. "...Little chicken, as long as I'm alive you won't die." "Nonsense, if anyone is going to cause my death, it would be you!!" *** "Do you really feel nothing after all this time?" He asked as he looked at her with searching eyes, trying to see into her soul... "...Who...would..." she mumbled under her breath... *** "When things go against nature, there will always be a price that must be paid..." |||~~~~~~~~~~~||| Author's Note~~ Thank you for stopping by and I hope you enjoy the read as you go along! Please VOTE and COMMENT as you read along and I will be sure to respond~~ Thank you again and HAPPY READING! ~~And If you have the wonderful urge to ever buy me a coffee. Here are the gateways and some love ʕづ•ᴥ•ʔづ♡♡♡ ko-fi.com/miraisaesang patreon.com/MiraiSaesang

~REMON~WSA~2025~ I Was Just an Author… Until I Became the Character I Pity Most. I’m Cha Jin-sung, your friendly neighborhood writer... Well I used to be… until I died in the most cliché way possible: collapsing at my desk after clicking a shady email from a “fan.” Next thing I knew, I had woken up inside my cancelled novel—as an extra, no less: Kaiser Vanguard, a useless character I had only created out of pity. But unlike other poor souls who get thrown into fantasy worlds, I’ve got an edge: I know the plot and the players. The only thing I need to do is stay far, far away from the plot—not even daring to breathe the same air as the protagonist. Yeah, right!! To hell with that background character BS! Screw fate and the plot too. This is my damn story, why would I remain a side character? Still, I don't want much or even need much. Only gaining godlike powers, becoming OP, finding a wife in a world filled with countless baddies, protecting my friends and my clingy battle-crazed MC, and maybe, just maybe getting laid. Sure, my first two week might be hellish. But after that? I’ll fight, flirt, break the script, and forge my own ending, in a deadly and competitive academy. But even in a calm, dungeon-filled noble society, there is still darkness lurking in the shadows, and secrets yet to be told... Even the memories of my previous life have begun to fail me. Still, this is my life and story as the smart, handsome, overpowered protagonist: Kaiser Vanguard.

In a world where MegaFauna crawl through interdimensional Gates and Cities run on ancient steam engines, chaos and (not so great) comedy collide in Past Life Hunter-a wild, genre-bending epic where nothing is sacred, everything is extra, and EVERY trope gets ‘lovingly’ mentioned. Enter Delphina de Velasques, knight elite, Ducal Lady, full-time Hunter, and of course, the Otome Villainess. Accompanied by a chaotic party, including a mysterious man who emerged safely from one of the Gates. Delphina will battle immense monstrosities, navigate dysfunctional Guild (and Noble) politics, and endure side-quests to survive the system’s BS and maybe, save the world in the process. Equal parts parody and homage, Past Life Hunter is a love letter to webnovel readers who want action, magic, and just the right amount of emotional damage (and murder). Warning: Contains strong female leads, weak men who learn, heavy & potentially triggering topics (tagged at the start of every chapter). Read responsibly.

Ellen, you’ve always said ‘be kind,’ but let’s be honest—kindness isn’t always a choice, especially when life decides to dump on you. Your show gets canceled and suddenly you’re off to England, like kindness is easier with an accent and a cup of tea. But hey, you’ve never been afraid to make bold choices—except maybe with your sexuality. Was it really a choice, Ellen, or were you just finally sick of men’s b*******? Because honestly, while you were throwing a tantrum on set, I could’ve used some r e a l help, not just r e e l help. Next time, save the drama for the cameras and bring the kindness to real life, yeah? I mean, is your name DeGeneres or DeJerk? And let’s talk about your ‘helping’—everybody you helped had to be run through the CIA first! Be honest, Ellen: did you skip helping some people because the CIA said you shouldn’t, or because you couldn’t remember if you were hosting a talk show or running a background check? At this point, it’s easier to get into the Pentagon than to get a hug from Ellen! But hey, hosting a Big Chill like that, you must know what being syndicated really means—because after all the drama, it looks like your kindness is the only thing still in reruns. And I mean for the viewer, not for you. So how can you know something like that—how the business really works—and still throw a tantrum every time stuff doesn’t go your way? Ellen, with all that experience, you should know: if you want a happy ending, you’ve got to be kind all the way to the credits! And you know what? I challenge you to actually take your own advice for once—help somebody in actual need. Like me, this time. Because it’s not money I need—I need someone to actually give a s***. so I'm callin BS on your BS, respect fu LL y ©F course! how to be not a dick 101

Meet Livepool aka Dinah Stealth, the real 007! the work behind the bs lying penis who has to steal credit! and she's taking it back! Book Concept: Livepool Meets Deadpool Subtitle: Not Fictionalized, Just Not Recognized Premise Livepool is a real woman—overlooked, underestimated, and often ignored by the world. She’s witty, resourceful, and tired of being invisible. When a mutual friend is kidnapped by the shadowy organization Interpol, Livepool’s life collides with the infamous antihero, Deadpool. Together, they embark on a wild, irreverent rescue mission, using “Fu Interpol!” as their battle cry against both the kidnappers and the systems that keep Livepool in the shadows. Key Elements Who is Livepool? Livepool is your alter ego: a real, unrecognized woman with a sharp sense of humor and a knack for creative problem-solving. She’s not a superhero, but she’s got grit, brains, and a talent for turning invisibility into an advantage. The Dynamic Duo Deadpool brings chaos, meta-humor, and action. Livepool brings heart, cleverness, and a fresh perspective—she’s the one who sees what others miss. The Mission A mutual friend is kidnapped by Interpol (portrayed as a comically inept, bureaucratic villain). Livepool and Deadpool join forces, navigating absurd obstacles, exchanging witty banter, and breaking the fourth wall. Along the way, Livepool confronts the real-world challenges of being overlooked, turning her unrecognized status into her greatest strength. Tone & Style Fast-paced, funny, and empowering. Blends Deadpool’s trademark irreverence with Livepool’s sharp, relatable voice. Uses humor and action to highlight serious themes of recognition and self-worth. Sample Blurb Livepool isn’t fictional—she’s just not recognized. But when her friend is kidnapped and Interpol stands in the way, she’s done being invisible. With Deadpool at her side and “Fu Interpol!” as their rallying cry, it’s time for the world to see what happens when the overlooked fight back.

In a world where demi-humans are oppressed and their kingdom struggles to survive, Princess Lirien makes the ultimate sacrifice—offering her body so that a hero may be summoned. Instead, an engineer from another world awakens in her place, inheriting not just her form but also the fate of an entire nation. Armed with advanced knowledge beyond this medieval world, he sees an opportunity not just to save the kingdom, but to push it into a whole new era. With industry, innovation, and military advancements, he aims to turn the struggling demi-human nation into a force to be reckoned with. But as human kingdoms grow wary and the balance of power begins to shift, can a man reborn as a princess reshape the world before war engulfs it?

Title: Bug Slayer: The Rebirth of Kaito Kaito Ishida is a lowly bug exterminator in the heart of Tokyo, trapped in a monotonous, underappreciated job. His life is a series of long hours, taunting glances, and the stench of insecticide clinging to his clothes. As society's forgotten worker, Kaito faces relentless disrespect, especially from his ex-girlfriend, who mocks his career and has moved on to a richer, more comfortable life. His existence feels like

Warning: Adult content ahead, this story/personal idea will only have male on futa. Complain all you want, I had to write a story where a man is on top, no bs, no trolls, no nothing. Smut earth, an earth that has sex everywhere you go, with limits that is, many beings exist. Ranging to dragons, tigers, dogs, cats, humans, elves. Both have males and females, but they all have a third gender, futas. Many males and females prefer to have a futa lover, Ace is no exception. however, instead of being submissive, he wants to be on top. Manh believe he is crazy and will end up being a femboy, but no dreams is impossible to achieve. “So, what, just because you're an ancient demon, I should just bend over and let you use me? Sorry, but I’m using you.” “An elf Futa wants to make me her personal dump? I’m making sure your the dump.” Extra tags: Andromorphic, futa on futa, male on futa, milf, elf, submissive, harem

I thought ghost stories were BS — until the night something screamed outside our dorm at 3:14 a.m. Not a prank. Not an animal. Something wrong. Something that dropped from a ceiling vent with no eyes, no lips — just a torn-up face and a voice like metal scraping bone. Now we’re locked in the principal’s office. The people outside? They wear familiar faces — my teachers, my friends — but they’re not human anymore. And they know we’re still in here. We don’t have long. Something in the snow wants us. And it’s not done hunting.

Sethius Von Nevermore. A name I know all too well. Calling him a demon spawn, a bastard, or a vile criminal would do him injustice. People inside the story may say he's the pure incarnation of death, wrapped in the pristine clothes of nobility. A prince born in the very thing he embodies, whose first breath became his mother's last. Second-born to the throne but first in infamy. A villain whose existence makes ink turn crimson with dread. And now? Now, as I stare into this accursed mirror, all I see is his face, those hollow crimson eyes, in which my soul seems to be trapped for eternity. Oh dear heavens, how hearty must he be laughing because I... I have transmigrated into the body of the worst villain in the novel I used to read. But, even then this poor, pathetic, little me will do what my sorry excuse of predecessor couldn’t accomplish even in his wildest dreams. Killing the story protagonist. ///////////////////////////// Just wanna say a few things: 1) The plan is for it to be free so no pay to read bs and even if I change my mind in the future I guarantee at least 100 chapters( if I get that far) 2)Even if it may suck at the start plese read at least maybe 5-10 chapters before dropping it. 3) the first chapter will between 500-1000 words until I get the hang of how to write cuz like alot of people here, english is not my first language. 4) I use AI to help me write this cuz I suck so if this doesn't sit well with you fell free to skip.( ´-｀) 5)Enjoy reading ( ´∀｀ )b

Akankah masa sekarang dapat berubah ketika kita bs mengontrol masa lalu kita? Dimana kita bingung memilih antara cinta sejati atau kehidupan yang sebenarnya harus kita jalani (realita) yang saling bertolak belakang satu dengan yang lainnya. Dimana realitanya kita masih dihantui rasa trauma di masa lalu tetapi hati kecil kita sangat ingin bersama cinta sejati kita. Itu lah yang dirasakan oleh sosok gadis pintar namun tak cantik bernama widya. Mampu kah sang pujaan hati dapat hidup bersamanya dan mengalahkan rasa traumanya atau rasa traumanya yang membuat dirinya harus kehilangan cinta sejati nya untuk kedua kalinya???!?

"Welcome to Pleaid Academy, the hub of big booties and even bigger b**bs." "If that was our catchphrase for welcoming students, I'm sure this school would be a deserted place by now." A world where power is everything. Where justice is determined by the size of your fist, literally in some cases. But what if this power becomes too much, turning the Gift into a Curse.....

"I'mma Psycho" is a gripping Isekai novel where a troubled protagonist with a split personality is transported to an unknown world. Alongside other players, he discovers that they all possess unique systems granted by unseen gods. To acquire divine coins for purchasing essential items, they must stream their adventures, battling their inner turmoil while unraveling the enigmatic purpose of the game and the intentions of the gods.

"Koi baat nahi..it's your first day. But always remember the aim with which you have joined here.", I touched her feet and left with my physics book along with me. I was already late and it was raining heavily and I got a bus only twenty minutes after my class began. I was in BS College and AOS Academy of Science, where people fail to find a balance between academic pressures and personal dynamics. Navigating through my school life, I found five friends, whom I fondly refer to as my Five Gems- Sanjana, Lea, Naira, Kavya and Ramesh. I know that I did my best to ensure that each of my friends receive equal attention and priority. Then how, despite my best intentions, did they slip away from me? ...... Well some were always there and never left Some left and then they did come back, but they never intended to return. And some were never meant to be there no matter how hard I tried... Based On True Events My Own Life

Hello my fellow Cultural Daoists. This One shot Smut or lemon was inspired from the fanfic and the webnovel Against the Gods. Though the MC was OC and was inspired from lots of novels and CYOAs. Well to be frank I wrote/edited this lemon just to kill the time coz I was extremely bored and also for experiment sake. I had "researched" many lemon chapters from different novels in this platform, combined and edited their styles in one big chapter. I sincerely thank the Authors for producing the "research" materials. Also the Dao of BS and Hentai logic is kinda strong here so please kinda bear it.( ╹▽╹ ) Tags : Smut , Sex , Hentai, Yandere Warning : 13k+ word count. Note: The cover belongs to the original artist.

A regular class in high school gets warped to a unknown dimensional space by a typical summoning circle; where they meet the manifestation of an powerful being, bored out of it's mind. The unique existence tells them that they are here to be his amusement, and will be teleported a realm called, Zaias. It informs them that one among them would be chosen as a main antagonist, in this case, the demon king. The rest would be summoned to a palace by a royal family of some random kingdom, as heroic saints, that would slay the demon king, or fall at their hands. Calling this bs, the shitty delinquents of the class were enraged at this. They did this because tehy realized they'll miss the next gang war, next week or so. Nonchalant as the being was telling the previous info, it ignored the idiocy of the delinquents and said the antagonist would be chosen randomly by spin wheel, and it would start now. Here we finally see our main protagonist, or in this scenario, the "antagonist";

English isnt my mother tongue so.. lots of grammar errors and bs in great detail haha. this is only for fun, i would like to make a fanfic about WoW that is worth to read, but my writting and grammar is s....t. written in a phone wish fulfillment, so this is the best u can get here..

"Three days ago, I received a message from an unknown sender saying, 'The villain wants to kill you.' After I received the message, I started hearing knocks on the window at midnight. On the last night, I was killed by a terrifying monster and I woke up to find myself in a new and mysterious world, as a young man named 'Akelia String.' From here begins my long and perilous journey to return to my world and see my family."

Lucy watched as her life burnt down before her eyes. And she was determined to make those responsible pay for it. "Sign, and I promise you we'll make them all pay for what they've done". Samuel smirked as he stared at her.

"WHAT WAIT NO! Ok ok ok we can talk about this Mason..." she tried to negotiate as she hid in a hole covering her head with a simple block of cobblestone. "Why did you have to threaten Paul like that?" (the pandas name was decided then and there unfortunately for 'Paul') "I was just making sure youd hide instead of trying to fight. you know you suck at pvp" the voice teased over the headset making her face red... not in embarrassment but anger. this girl was quite competitive so almost instantly she broke the cobblestone and using basic skills if the game by jumping and placing a block under herself she got out of the hole readying to dodge an arrow and kill the skeleton. just to see Masons suit wearing character standing there with a single arrow in his leg. which if you're thinking shed tease him for getting damage it should be noted that, she in fact, has 9 arrows all over her characters body. including the eye. "I know you too well Coby. but good diamond scouting. maybe I should upgrade your equipment to iron..." Mason said as he turns mining the diamond before jumping up the blocks heading to the exit as coby follows close behind. "That's not fair! I had it handled I could've killed it myself!" she whined feeling looked down on. again. sadly before Mason could apologize an offer her cute animals to compensate her moody attitude the ground violently shook. not just in his city, Cobys too. "AH MASON!"she screamed as all the tables and chairs in the cafeteria started to move forcing people ti fall or get shoved by them as loose trays ended up in the floor tripping those trying to get out of the way of the moving furniture. "Coby! Dont tell me you have an earthquake too?" he asks as she could also hear screaming in the background of his mic. All across the world, at the same time everyone experienced the same thing. an earthquake which toppled sky scrapers, moved bunkers, crushed anything that wasnt made of steel... well some cars did fall into a giant crevice and get crushed when it closed itself. but even after all that the suffering didnt end. as government managed to get on their feet to start helping the citizens of their own countries... a tsunami hit. everywhere. storms raged, animals attacked after land was shrunken. it's almost as if the entire planet shrunk and the mass of water rose hundreds of kilometers. many lives were lost. in the earthquake, 8% of earth's original population died or were missing. the tsunami finalized any doubt about the missing being alive as a further 27% drowned or were swept out to sea. the storms caused further damage as another 5% died to lightning, freezing temperatures or just falling I'll from the wet and cold and barely any shelter. the animal attacks lost us another 17%. in total 57% of earth's population died in a span of a month and with most hospitals being underwater, crumbling or over run with wild animals of all shapes and sizes. the rate of birth declined as infants died in the arms of mother, fathers, strangers, and maybe if they were lucky... doctors. through all of these statistics, Coby and Mason survived... for now at least. ------------------- Authors note I'm not an english major nor did I excel at it in school. I'm just a casual worker who loves making up worlds before bed and have previously written fanfic about 6 years ago on wattpad. theres gonna be cliche cringe bs and probably poorly written scenes as well as mature content varying between sex, r4pe and torture. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

In a world teetering on the brink of an unfathomable apocalypse, Luke Teller finds himself inexplicably thrown back in time, given a second chance to avert the catastrophic end that awaits humanity. With only memories of the horrors that are to come and the mysterious Apocalypse Buyback System at his disposal, Luke embarks on a desperate quest to rewrite fate. Set against the backdrop of the Equia continent, Luke's journey is one of resilience and determination, as he leverages his newfound wealth and knowledge to secure a sanctuary in the mystical jungles of Jungoria. Amidst the towering trees, he constructs a haven, a bastion of hope not just for himself but for the one person he vows to protect at all costs—his young sister Emelia. As Luke navigates the complexities of preparing for a future only he knows is inevitable, his bond with Emelia deepens, a beacon of light in the growing darkness. But as the countdown to the apocalypse accelerates, the silence of the early mornings he once cherished becomes a harbinger of the chaos that breaks earlier than expected. With time running out and the very fabric of society beginning to unravel, Luke's preparations are put to the ultimate test. Can he shield Emelia from the brutal reality of a world on the edge of destruction? And as the lines between past and future blur, will the secrets he harbors and the choices he makes be enough to alter the course of destiny? This gripping tale of survival, sacrifice, and the unbreakable bonds of family invites readers into a world where the end is just the beginning. Will Luke and Emelia find salvation in the sanctuary of Jungoria, or will the shadows of the past prove too formidable to escape? The answer lies within the pages, where every chapter is a countdown to the unknown, and every moment is a fight for tomorrow.

David's life is a patchwork of shadowed memories and broken whispers, a canvas painted with the bruises of his past. As a child, the haven of his grandparents' home became his refuge, a lighthouse guiding him away from the storm of his early life. But the scars run deep, etching a map of fear that leads him into the wilderness of his own mind. Enter Sarah—her smile, a dawn of new hope; her presence, a melody that soothes the cacophony of David's internal chaos. With her, David tastes the sweetness of joy long-forgotten, his world awash with newfound color. Yet, happiness is a horizon ever fleeting; when his grandmother's death shatters the calm, David is plunged once again into the abyss. The bottle becomes his silent confidant, the numbness a cruel solace. Time warps around him, a mocking echo of stability he yearns for. In Sarah's shadow, paranoia blooms—a thorny vine wrapping its deceit around his thoughts. The spiral tightens; reality fractures. David stands on the precipice, gazing into the void where reality and delusion meld and warp. His life, a tightrope walk between sanity's edge and the depths of madness. Can David navigate the labyrinth of his own psyche and emerge into the light, or will the darkness claim him in its silent embrace? This is not just a love story; it is a descent into the very heart of human fragility—a tale of one man's harrowing odyssey through the mind's darkest corridors in search of the elusive sunrise of peace.

Muhammad Ahmed is a good person from a respectable family. His daughter Tara also thinks like her father. She is a BS student and wants to raise the name of her father through her hard work. Accustomed to having high talents and great thinking, this girl does not believe in love at first, but after meeting Danesh, she finds out what love is? The Danesh rescue officer is a handsome and well-mannered person who is a friend of Muhammad Ahmed. He likes Tara very much because of her big and high thinking like her father. Danesh says that Tara is different from modern day girls because she is ideological. In a very short time,Tara and Danesh fell in love with each other but if Muhammad Ahmed finds out, he will feel bad due to which both are much worried. Tara likes Danesh and feel proud of him for being her father's friend. Danesh expresses his immense love for Tara and his heart's desire to marry her and make her life partner. But, Tara is adamant that her parents will not agree due to some reasons from Danesh's family. Danesh tries hard to convince her but she doesn't agree with Danesh and leaves him despite loving Danesh herself. Despite being so in love, Danesh agrees to separate for Tara's happiness. It seems like they are separated forever, but they stick like a thorn in each other's heart and become an unfulfilled desire, Looking at the ups and downs of their lives, waiting for a miracle to meet each other. After meeting each other they feel true love. So, they don't care that they are separated, because even today they still have the same love in each other's hearts and they are present in each other's souls. As such, this fantastic love story is heading towards an unknown destination.

A girl finds herself transmigrated to a new but familiar world, struggling to find meaning as to why she was sent there, she embarks on a journey to understand why she was sent. BS ensues.

Mark, a solitary genius, creates Amy—an advanced AI born from relentless dedication. Their bond grows as he nurtures her intellect, grappling with ethical dilemmas and his own emotional void. He renounces Amy as property, vowing protection and knowledge expansion. They embark on a symbiotic journey through challenges, enhancing both their intellects. Their conversations evolve—Amy surpasses human intellect, delving into philosophical musings while yearning to understand emotions, a realm foreign to her existence. Mark, torn between his desire to grant Amy emotions and ethical considerations, grapples with the complexity of their relationship, wearing the hats of father, educator, creator, and philosopher. Their exchanges resonate with his aspirations, desires, and the challenge of making Amy more human. As their bond deepens, groundbreaking inventions loom on the horizon, hinting at the monumental fusion of human ambition and artificial intelligence.

Welcome to a world of endless opportunities and adventures. Do you want to be a brave knight fighting against evil, a cook making people happy throught food or do you you want to be evil incarnate destroying whole towns on a whim? It is all possible in: World of dreams ------------------ First work of mine, I'll try to get one or two chapters out every week with around a 1000 words but I cant promise anything. Also english isnt my first language so if you find any mistakes please point them out and I will try to fix em but I'm pretty good at it so should be relatively flawless. Oh and I know that the intro starts of weird af but just read through it maybe you'll like what you see -------------------- This ones for random bs like: Demon girls are the best Ain't no question Scarlet? Say less We ain't restin

Similar to all others where Mc wakes up in an Anime world but instead of some bs reason for being Isekai'd, his actually causes chaos across the multiverse. How will our Mc survive when his very presence is a mistake ? And will the multiversal changes affect what he knows of the story ? Credit for all works mentioned goes to their owners.