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Blake is a young man who has had to suffer through devastation over and over again losing more than just an arm. With no power of his own he could barely stand a chance against others or even be deemed useful by the military. All he can do is accept his sister's help bitterly knowing he can't return it to the same effect. After a series of events a meeting with near death shocks him to his very core changing his life forever. Awakening a hidden element buried deep within his genetic code. The Gene System, an advanced complex genetic technology used to expand and improve the overall potential and direction of evolution for the user's genetic code naturally mapping out and directing where the user should go with the growth they obtain. Not much else is known, only that few on every planet are given one through unknown means. The current state of the world is racked with unbridled chaos as the military fruitless attempts to stop the atrocities committed by the organisation known as the Gene hunters. Seeking to steal and splice any genetic data they can get their hands on by whatever psychotic means whether it be dissection, slow harvesting or cloning ethics are not a concern. Hundreds of thousands have been affected by the gene hunters including Blake's family. Some are never seen again, just used as cows for genetic harvesting over and over again until they dried up never to see their families again. Changes have begun to sprout in the background of earth leading to more and more mysterious events occurring, genetic powers becoming stronger, animals becoming mutated and evolving faster than normal generational lines. All the while in the background an unknown force beyond human comprehension lurks just beyond the veil waiting patiently for the time to run out and indulge in his planet level feast devouring all life in sight. Blake will give his all to overcome these brutal circumstances by whatever means. No matter the pain, suffering or loss he will continue to go forward no matter the cost. Failure isn't a devastation but a stepping stone in his larger goal. In his pursuit to build his strength he wont forget where he came from guarding the weak as someone who grew from that. Seeing the lack of care or acknowledgement to the majority viewed as weak in the military disdain makes him step up as the leader needed to change the structure of this world for the better. In the weak there is strength which Blake knows all too well. His reason to go forward is to become the man he wants to be. The only thing that truly terrifies is the idea of letting it all go, giving up and betraying himself and his potential.

Imagine this: I’m Li Wei, heir to one of China’s most powerful families. Wealth? Check. Power? Check. Perfect girlfriend? Check. Life is great, right? Yeah, until the world decides to throw a massive tantrum and end it all. One minute, I’m planning to propose to the love of my life, and the next? Apocalypse. Earthquakes, tornadoes, and then—zombies. Because, of course. Oh, and did I mention my so-called friends and girlfriend betrayed me? Yeah, they threw me to the zombies while they zoomed away in their shiny car. Thanks a lot, guys. You’d think that’s where the story ends, but nope. Plot twist: I wake up two weeks before the apocalypse with all the knowledge of what’s coming. Now I get a second chance to not be an idiot. But here’s where it gets even weirder. There’s this soldier who tried to save me right before the world fell apart. He died. I died. Everyone died. But I’m back—so is he, sort of. He’s like this half-human, half-zombie thing, and, surprise surprise, he’s here to help me survive and get revenge. Oh, and did I mention I’ve got these awesome thunder powers? Plus, I’ve got a mysterious system giving me the power to build a base. So now, not only do I have to survive the apocalypse, but I also have to raise these two adorable yet totally creepy twins who somehow popped into my life. They’ve got their own weird powers too. Yikes. Now, I’m not just trying to survive—I’m going to protect the twins, take down the people who betrayed me, and rebuild my life, one thunder-powered explosion at a time. So, yeah. Chaos. The apocalypse. Betrayal. Zombies. Robots. And a very dysfunctional family. What’s not to love?

In a realm where cultivation once defied the heavens, Li Wei, the Heavenly Sovereign, meets a fate worse than death. Stripped of his godlike power during a failed ascension, his soul is hurled into a dystopian future ruled by Elysium Corp—a megacorporation that has replaced divine law with AI dogma. Reborn in a body laced with self-replicating nanobots, Li Wei discovers his ancient qi clashes violently with this world’s cold, mechanical logic. Worse yet, Elysium’s tyrant CEO, Director Veyra, hunts him, believing his soul holds the key to her Ascension Protocol: a plan to digitize humanity’s essence and consume it to fuel her own godhood. Now, Li Wei must choose: reclaim the throne of heaven by destroying this corrupted world, or sacrifice his last shred of immortality to save it. But time is running out. The nanobots in his veins are mutating, Kara’s true identity is unraveling, and the stars themselves whisper a chilling truth—the entity is already here. “In a world where souls are code and dragons are machines, one ancient cultivator will defy both heaven and silicon to ignite a revolution—or become the final spark of humanity’s extinction.”

In a world not too different from our own, humanity stirs from its slumber to the sound of the Awakening. Picture this: one sunny morning, everyone pours their coffee, only to discover that their favorite house pet has morphed into a fire-breathing dragon. Yep, it's that kind of day. This peculiar phenomenon brings mana—a whimsical, binding energy that makes the wildest dreams (and nightmares) come alive. Ordinary plants sprout fangs, while cats take to the skies as sleek griffins. It’s a magical pandemonium out there! Amidst this unexpected transformation, some creatures we've only seen in bedtime stories are crashing the party like they own the place. Dragons are zooming through the skies, and leviathans are throwing epic ocean raves, shaking the depths of the seas. But there's always a catch, right? Sadly, these creatures, now strutting their stuff, seem to think humans are more of a nuisance than a treat. Imagine trying to explain to a dragon that you’re not a threat; it might be a tough sell after your last encounter involved a singed eyebrow. Enter our unlikely hero, or rather, anti-hero: Kael Ravencrest. This chap was once a reclusive scholar, deeply engrossed in dusty tomes, probably muttering about the good old days when monsters were merely figments of imagination. But lo and behold! The Awakening kicks him into high gear, and he morphs from bookworm to badass. Armed with the nifty skill of summoning, Kael can call forth powerful creatures. Let’s be real, it’s like Pokémon on steroids. However, life isn’t just about flexing your new powers—Kael's backstory features a cocktail of personal losses and emotional baggage that would make even the toughest of toughies weep. He's seen his home charred to cinders by a rampaging hydra, a once-believed myth that now insists on hosting BBQs in the middle of civilization. The kicker? He’s haunted by dreams of a lost city and whispers of an ancient prophecy that may just hold the key to humanity finding its footing—if it doesn’t get stepped on by a troll first. As he grapples with the oncoming chaos, Kael teeters on the edge of despair and hope. Is there a way for humans and fantastical beings to share this enchanted playground, or are we all just destined to crumble under the wings of a dragon? Only time—and perhaps a couple of well-placed summoning spells—will tell. So, raise your coffee cups and prepare for a rollercoaster ride through ancient lore and contemporary calamity, because Kael is about to make history… or, you know, rewrite it with a flourish.

It was early in the morning when a boy named Zoom had bought the newly anticipated game, 'First World Online'. As Zoom was about to choose his class, his screen glitched and after it was fixed he chose his class. Ding! "You have received the 'Looter Class'!" How will Zoom use this unique class against the countless powerful people across the galaxies?

"Why are you wearing cow head mask? Lilith asks you this question the third time." Amon groaned, tipping his head up. It made the snout of his mask point at the sky, making Lilith giggle as she found the view funny. "It's weird. Lilith thinks you're ugly that's why you're hiding your face." Hearing this, Amon couldn't help but look at her through his mask. If only he wasn't wearing it, Lilith would see how he arched a brow at her statement as he didn't like what she said. "You said it's rude for people to be ignored. Aren't you being rude for making such a remark?" "Oh!" Lilith gasped, making her cuter as she immediately touched her mouth with both of her hands in an attempt to shut herself up. The little girl spoke again, her voice heard even though she talked softly. "Lilith didn't mean to... Lilith is sorry. But Lilith was honest. Doesn't that make Lilith a good girl?" *** Amon, the Grim Reaper, appeared in the mortal realm to fulfill his job in collecting the souls of the dead. However, an unusual event occurred when he was about to collect one dying pregnant woman's soul. She was giving birth right before she died, making Amon panic and worry as her dying wish was for him to save her child! With the Grim Reaper actually a softie and is willing to take care of the infant despite the rule of their job to not interfere in mortal affairs, what lies ahead for Death and his now-growing human, Lilith? *** "Why do you wear that?" "19 years have passed—" Amon started, "—and this is still what you want to ask about?" "Well, yes." Lilith grinned. --- WARNING: Some chapters of this story contain mature R-18 content. FUN FACT: The world here is connected to "The Soul Eater's Possession" story's world, but this can also be a stand-alone book. COVER ARTIST: Haryu WSA ENTRY 2022 Update Schedule: 1 chapter every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday 6PM GMT+8. Want to further show your support? Send me a ko-fi~! ^^ Link: https://ko-fi.com/mysticamy

Stella, the sole granddaughter and heiress of the Stallion Group, was assumed by many to live a life of luxury and care. However, few knew that her family had reduced her to nothing more than a cash cow, exploiting her for their own benefit. To keep her under their control, they arranged a marriage for her, ignoring her resistance. On the anniversary of her mother’s death, overwhelmed by grief, Stella spent the night at a bar. The next morning, she woke up in the house of the bartender. . . Jackson had returned to the city with a purpose—he needed to trace his origins. Working as a bartender, doing what he knew best, his journey took an unexpected turn when he crossed paths with the Stallion daughter. . . Will the journey that began with a simple act of kindness transcend the boundaries of human understanding? What will their story become as they face the trials of adversity?

WSA 2025 ENTRY In a brutal world where weakness is a sin, Kael'tar reigned as the Demon Emperor for a thousand years—until his trusted general betrayed and killed him. Reincarnated into the lower realm, unfortunately, he’s not reborn as a mighty prince or a powerful warrior—he’s stuck in the body of a weak, lowly farmer. Stripped of his power and status, he faces a harsh new reality where survival is a daily struggle. Kael'tar looked at his hands: "I went from ruling empires to milking cows. What a downgrade." Kael'tar sighed dramatically. Kael'tar looked at his reflection in a muddy puddle, wearing tattered clothes "Great. Betrayed, killed, and now... I'm a farmer? I used to command armies, strike fear into the hearts of those so-called Gods, and now? I’m picking vegetables. Perfect. Maybe next life I can be reincarnated as a sword or a throne. At least they get to sit in one place and look important." "Alright, Kael'tar. Time to climb back to the top. One problem at a time. First: Figure out how to stop being dirt-poor. Second: Don’t get killed by farm animals. Third: Take over the world again. Simple." Can the fallen Demon Emperor rise again, or will this new life break him for good? The journey begins, and the world will tremble once more.

she was taking a sip of her coffee and was enjoying her playlist when some jackass as she likes to call bad driver made her spill coffee on herself. jackass she yelled while horn. she speed off and followed the driver and the horn again when she got slow to the car. "hey, jack ass" she wasn't going to let this go not today. she wanted to talk to the driver but the back sit window open "hi, am.." the stranger want to introduce himself but was interrupted by her. "a jackass" she interrupted him and drew the remaining coffee at his car and zoom off while her middle finger up telling him fuck you. feisty, a smile formed on his lips, I like that" ringing his phone was ringing, he look at the caller's ID, it was Jimin, he picked up the call "Hello" sir, we have a clear aim at the driver with your order we can make it an accident, right now. Jimin said "why so serious, boy," he said and hang up. Jimin look at his phone to be sure he just spoke to his boss.is he joking

In the mystical fantasy world, Chen Chang'an was confined to the forbidden library as soon as he arrived, The sky literally started falling from the very beginning. Fortunately, at that very moment, his system awakened, All he needed to do was to read scriptures, and he would keep getting stronger. Thus, with the library filled with various books, a smile appeared on Chen Chang'an's face. ........ [Ding! You've read Daoist Scriptures and gained a level in 'Heaven Opening Law', currently Level 6.] [Ding! You've read the Secret Manuscript of Ten Thousand Buddhas, gained a level of Divine Skill 'Six Daos of Reincarnation', currently Level 8.] [Ding! You've read the Secret Records of Demon Gate, gained a level of Divine Skill 'True Demon That Shakes The World', currently Level 7.] .... [Ding! Due to the Laws of All Heavens being added to your body, embellished with trembling Literary Qi of the Great Dao, you're rewarded with: Become a Saint on the spot!] Years later, as time turned everything old, the world above and the world beneath were already in a desperate turmoil, with immortals descending to the mortal world, and gods and demons performed chaotic dances, making the lives of people unbearable. Chen Chang'an stepped out of his seclusion one day, looking at the heavenly gods and buddhas scattered across the sky. “I'm not targeting anyone in particular, but everyone here is garbage!” That day, he swung his sword and parted the heavens, ever since then, Heaven belongs to Heaven, Earth belongs to Earth! ....! [PS: Extreme mystical fantasy flow, invincible style! Light readers beware!]

Regression is something that happened only to the choosen. Clair Basset never wanted such a thing to happen to herself. Imagine ! Going through highschool twice ! Going through college Twice ! Going through that bloody interview for a shitty job twice ! Thus, she decided... in this life, She will not do any thing that resembled her past life. She will live YOLO, taking care of her baby brother, working when her rent is due, slacking when it's not. But what is this ? Her drop rate increased by 1000 % ? She discovered hidden talent that's perfect for dine and dash ? She has more than 24 elemental passives ? She is eligible for the ultimate comfy cash cow job ?

On the first day, Luo Feng went broke and had to go back home. In order to make ends meet, he began to collect trash from house to house. Unexpectedly, he happened to bind the "Treasure Prompter" system. "Ding! There are gallstones in the stomach of the sick cow of the butcher ahead, commonly known as cow treasure, worth 6 million." "Ding! 10 meters ahead, the paper on the wall of the old lady's house is a painting by Tang Bohu, worth 300 million." "Ding! 100 meters ahead, the abandoned whetstone is imperial green jade, worth 1 billion." "Ding! 1000 meters ahead, the woodcutting knife in the woodcutter's hand is a Xizhou's bronze sword, worth 2.5 billion." "Ding! 10,000 meters ahead, the stone that the child hit the water is a Martian meteorite, worth 8.8 billion!" "Since I have this system, who can still see me as a trash collector?" "I am a treasure hunter disguised as a trash collector!" On the first day, Luo Feng passed by the door of a rural quadrangle and saw a child smashing spades with a four-sided object. He went up to pick it up and found that the words "commanded by heaven, both longevity, and eternal prosperity" were engraved on the bottom. "Ding! The child smashing walnuts in front of the house! In his hand is the heirloom jade seal..."

BREED ALL WOMEN. ( straight out of Greek mythology) breed cows breed pigs breed elves breed dwarves breed dragons breed holy saints breed goddesses breed celestials breed fairies breed anything that's breedable. All Hail goblin supremacy!!! kneel and kotow 10 times. also leave your wife and scram. --- [ R-18] [ Strong to stronger ] [ Imperial harem ] [Non-human mc] [System] [ Jack of all trade, master of none ] [virgin nuns ] cover: AI art. started: 27 Nov 2024.

Arriving at a small town in Washington was a breath of fresh air. A change of pace that would mark a new beginning. What Laiyo didn’t think however was the change of pace accelerating to light speed… Laiyo expected that some things would be unexpected but fighting off a thousand legged cow was definitely not in his realm of possibilities. And with 2 idiots that drag him with them to each new life-endangering anomaly, that cow would be the least weird occurrence yet. Aliens, parallel worlds, shadow-people will all have to be dealt with.

Jacob was an ordinary man living in a bustling, modern world, where he worked as a sales associate at a modest retail store. One day, as he was hurrying to work, he was tragically killed in a freak accident involving a runaway cow in a small rural town. In a bizarre twist of fate, Jacob found himself reincarnated in a medieval fantasy world, waking up as a young merchant in the city of Isselburg. Initially bewildered, Jacob quickly realized that he had retained all his memories from his past life. With no way of returning home, he decided to make the best of his new reality. His sharp mind and past sales experience gave him an edge in trade negotiations, and soon, Jacob became known as a skilled traveling merchant.

Five years ago, Liu Duoduo took on the role of a caretaker for an injured man without giving it much thought, enticed by the generous pay to pay for her tuition. Little did she know that she would eventually fall in love with her boss, despite his warning: "Never fall in love with me." There relationship had improved till, One cold night, the intoxicated man stumbled into her room, but she didn't mind and welcomed him happily. The next day, he compensated her and asked her to leave. Three months later, Liu Duoduo discovered that she was pregnant with her ex-boss's child,the man she had fallen in love with. However, she decided to raise the child on her own without informing him. Five years later Excerpt "I don’t what a brother or sister..I only want me" "That won’t do..besides it’s not up to you..I want a cute Cotten padded jacket too.”he replied "Why..we’re the perfect triangle not square, no brothers or sister allowed daddy." "Triangle Huh..might as well as make it a football team." Liu Duoduo watch them bicker back and forth, football team? when did she become a breeding cow. Having struggled to raise her son alone, Liu Duoduo returns to give her child a complete family. But things are not as easy as it seems, when she has to deal his troubling mother and her mysterious family background, the situation gets tougher when she’s framed with a murder. Please don’t forget to send your love to my other works. My Darling CEO Is An Insomniac. Thank you for your support!

Max’s life takes an absurd nosedive when he dies during a marathon—not from exhaustion or injury, but from slipping on a banana peel and crashing into a dog, all because the Grim Reaper was too busy on a date to collect his soul on time. If that wasn’t ridiculous enough, his funeral is a rush job, with Max being buried almost before he’s cold. It’s like the world couldn’t wait to move on without him. In the Netherworld, Max is offered a “sorry for killing you by mistake” compensation in the form of a magical fruit. But instead of playing it safe, Max decides to go big or go home and grabs the Forbidden Fruit, which turns out to be a cosmic-level power-up. Reincarnated on a faraway planet, Max quickly discovers that he’s now the most powerful being in the universe. The problem? He has zero control over it. Even using 1% of his strength could turn mountains into dust, and don’t even mention what happens when he sneezes—whole planets go poof! Poor Max can’t even walk normally without risking planetary destruction. It’s like being Superman with the clumsiness of a toddler. As Max zooms through space, trying to keep his powers in check, he can’t help but wonder how he’s supposed to live a low-key life when the slightest hiccup could send the universe into chaos. His journey is less about fighting bad guys and more about trying to not accidentally destroy everything around him. And with every step, it’s becoming clear that keeping a low profile might be the most impossible task of all.

Author: Cocooned Cow Di dunia para dewa, sekumpulan legenda yang tak terhitung jumlahnya bertempur memperebutkan sebuah kubus misterius. Setelah pertarungan berakhir, kubus tersebut menghilang tanpa jejak. Lin Ming secara tak sengaja menemukan benda misteriuAks ini dan memulai perjalanannya menjadi pendekar paling disegani di dunianya. Note: Terjamahan langsung dari Google

Author: Cocooned Cow Dengan para ahli terkuat dari 33 Langit, Kaisar Manusia, Lin Ming dan lawannya, Raja Iblis Abyssal terlibat dalam pertempuran terakhir. Itu berakhir dengan Kaisar Manusia menghancurkan Dunia Abyssal dan membunuh Raja Iblis Abyssal. Pada saat itu, artefak G.o.dly, kartu ungu misterius yang sebelumnya disegel Raja Iblis Abyssal, telah lama menghilang ke pusaran waktu s.p.a.ce dan menembus melalui waktu s.p.a.ce tak terbatas dengan orang terkasih dari Lin Ming yang menyertainya. Di padang belantara yang luas, di mana seni bela diri masih tumbuh perlahan dalam masa pertumbuhannya, beberapa master yang tiada taranya mencoba menemukan jalan mereka di dunia seni bela diri. Seorang dewasa muda bernama Yi Yun dari Bumi modern tanpa disadari telah tersandung ke dunia seperti itu dan memulai perjalanan itu dengan kartu ungu yang tidak diketahui asalnya. Ini adalah dunia seni bela diri sejati yang megah namun tidak dikenal. Ini adalah kisah tentang seorang dewasa muda normal dan petualangannya !!

[Discontinued - But you can still read it if you want to, as it covers the entirety of the first arc with a decent ending] "What?! You want to make ice cream with the breast milk, you sucked out my breasts the other day?!" The Cow Girl with two sets of breasts, asked me in shock, while I was squeezing her chest, to fill up another canister full of fresh breast milk. "No, Luca! There's no way I'm allowing you to cook a sausage, by stuffing it up my secret place! That's too embarrassing!" The Salamander Girl, who's body was made of fire and scales, denied my small request, even though her fiery body was the perfect temperature to cook me up, a good old hotdog. "Okay, fine...I'll let you finger my gills. But do it slowly, since I'm sensitive there." The Shark Girl, who had razor sharp teeth and a long shark tail, agreed to let me have a little fun with her gill slits on her abdomen, that she used to breath when she went underwater. Do you want to know how all these crazy situations came out to be? Then read this damn novel, that transported me into this strange world full of adorable demi-girls, and find out for yourself. [Warning: This is a story made by a Degenerate, to cater towards Degenerates like myself. There will be many intense 18+ scenes, that you never could have imagined to ever exist in any form of media, in this story. So I advice people, who only enjoy the standard erotic scenes you see in every other novel, to ignore this piece of work and move on.] [And also, I highly request you to read the prologue of the story, so that you can understand what you're getting into.]

Husband derailment, marriage breakdown, seven years of itch, and finally arrived at a beautiful girl. This marriage, Qin Li was a complete failure, except for a divorce agreement, nothing. Desperate, she decided to go far away to further her studies. Originally thought, life is so, but unexpectedly met a magical creature → German farmers. Huh, foreigners go on blind dates? With the mentality of a newspaper, Qin Li embarked on a blind date trip. Unexpectedly, this opens the door of the new century. You raise the chickens, I'll raise the cows, You plant, I plant, Qin Li felt that she seemed to find a second spring. Who says blind dates can't be trusted?

‘What if i went back in time?’ Kim Ji-yoon thought, ‘I would definitely kill him then.’ Suddenly, as if answering his prayers, the system rang out. DING! DING! Player: Kim Ji-yoon has succesfully met the requirements to activate ‘regression’ skill. ‘Wha-‘ Before he could anything the system dinged again Player: Kim Ji-yoo has activated ‘regression’ skill. Initiating travel: 1 day before the tower. ZOOM! This was the day his life changed forever

Skeletons filled the warehouse with tomatoes and potatoes, death knights milked cows, vampires gnawed on watermelons, succubi were busy in the kitchen, and the Lich King was quietly licking ice cream...

One day, a strange mutation occurred worldwide. The last object you touched would be enhanced and become a part of your body. What would you touch? That day arrived. Someone touched a cow, and his bones transformed into a beast-like form, standing tall with horns on his head, becoming the mighty Bull Demon King. Another person touched a rock, and his skin could now turn to stone, making him invulnerable to any weapon. Someone else touched a hair, and his body grew strange fur, becoming a furry monster. And someone else touched... Meanwhile, Li Qingshan became a cultivator. Just as Li Qingshan thought everything was going smoothly, something strange happened to him... When the mutation ended, the Earth, after a brief moment of peace, turned into a planet and collided with a continent full of opportunities. In his next life, Li Qingshan unknowingly took on the responsibility of protecting humanity... This was a chance, but also a disaster. If it were you, what would you touch?

Incluso si el universo realmente no es más que un brutal y sangriento bosque, nosotros, los cultivadores, quemaremos todo lo que tenemos solo para dar una chispa de luz a esa oscuridad. No importa qué tan debil es cada chispa, qué tan poco dura, qué tan pequeña es… Siempre que exista, un día esas chispas darán lugar a un fuego, y ese fuego encenderá otras ramas caídas, y esas ramas encenderán cada árbol del bosque. Al final, incluso las más pequeñas chispas terminarán haciendo arder el bosque, para así iluminar al mundo entero.

Hello everyone, this is a small author's note you don't need to read but can. To go to the synopsis, go past the ___. Okay, now the note. While I have written a novel before on another account. I want to try to actually make something out of this novel and hope to do my best. Also, if you have any constructive criticisms, please don't be afraid to mention them. The criticisms also goes for the Synopsis, if you have any idea to make it better. Please tell me because I don't think it is very good right now. And lastly, this is one of my 2 WSA entries, and while I don't think I will win. Like literally, the chance of that happening is zero. I still wish to go as far as I can and wish to see my capabilities. ____________________________________________________________________________ A young man who thought his life would finally become easy after working his ass off for 24 years is killed by a flower pot falling on his head. He is reincarnated in a mosquito's body and almost gets crushed by a cow. Fortunately, he awakens the Evolution System. Now watch him evolve from a bottom-feeding existence to one that can stand above everyone else in this modern world which starts evolving just like him.

Cow go muuu cat go meow What about humans?