"Selling newspapers, newspapers, the Lan City Newspaper. One copper each! Lan City newspapers, hot off the press!"
Early in the morning, these words sounded all over Lan City. Groups of children wearing animal-skin skirts shouted nonstop as they ran around the city holding thick stacks of newspapers.
"Lan City Newspaper? What's that?" Passersby were puzzled. What was this?
"It's a newly released newspaper published by the Black Bamboo Academy. It contains everything about Lan City and all the latest news, such as the Minister of Revenue and Minister of War fighting at the imperial court, the Minister of Rites getting kicked into the drain by his wife after returning home drunk from the brothel, a secretary from the Ministry of the Army challenging an unknown expert last night and falling to the ground after getting kicked in the crotch, how Zi Donglai quickly took down seven cities in the war at the Yun Nation…"
