Fangzheng rolled his eyes and replied, "If This Penniless Monk were to know the answer, would he have to be a monk here on a mountain? If he really wants advice, all This Penniless Monk can say is that there are spots on mountains opposite him. He can go take a look."
Red Boy immediately sent it back.
Zhao Datong was first taken aback before snapping back to his senses. He said wryly, "Master, isn't it said that one can pray for a good marriage when asking Buddha? Why are you asking me to be a monk?"
"This Penniless Monk is not Buddha. You are asking the wrong person."
Zhao Datong realized that was true. "Master, is there really no other method?"
Fangzheng shook his head. When Red Boy saw Fangzheng stay silent, an evil thought came to his head. He chuckled and mimicked Fangzheng's tone. "Yes, humans are invincible when they are thick-skinned. If you are thin-skinned, the scenery on the opposite mountain is not bad too."
