"You are not to speak to anyone about what happened today!" said Guan Xiangfeng solemnly.
Dog Song replied, "Watch your mouth. If you dare speak any more nonsense, I'll break your legs!"
"Why are you breaking my legs when it's the mouth's fault?"
"Then I'll smack your mouth rotten!"
…
Finally, both parties calmed down.
"Tell me, why was a man like you following me?" Guan Xiangfeng said, peeved.
"Tell me, why does a mustached man like you keep loitering around the village? Who else should I watch if not you? What if you start stealing things?" Dog Song lied in a self-righteous manner.
