Arriving at the door, Fangzheng kneaded some rice grains into a sticky paste to act as glue. He handed the blob over to the squirrel. The squirrel held the glue as he rode on Lone Wolf's shoulder. Fangzheng held the couplets and gestured while he asked, "Is the height okay? Are they a little slanted or are they straight?"
The squirrel measured carefully and instructed Fangzheng, "A little bit to the left, and lift the right side a bit. Stop! That's perfect!"
Fangzheng took over the rice paste and used it as glue to paste the couplets to the door.
The first line went: Kindness is truly Zen;
The second line went: Compassion is also ritualistic.
Summary: Not a monk!
