Chen B-Dog wiped away the sweat on his forehead. He never once let go of the knives. Then, he spoke with a serious face, "It was my negligence. I have mentioned before, animals are good at sudden attacks when you are unaware of your surroundings. I am always on my guard but relaxed for a little while. Unexpectedly, I met with a disaster."
"The blueberries there were nicely kept, it should have been the food it reserved for winter. Due to me stealing its food, it attacked me in a frenzy. Besides, it is very risky to walk with the fresh animal bodies in the jungle. Animals have sharp noses. I have wolf meat and rabbit meat in my bag and hung a few frozen fishes on it, hence became a moving meatball exactly. No wonder I felt like I was being watched along the way. I bet there are more carnivores hiding in the jungle. They must be watching me with their greedy and bloodthirsty eyes."
He managed to calm down at this moment, then said, "But I will never give up my food. If I am unable to replenish my energy in this dangerous environment, that is real suicide. This brown bear certainly made some trouble for me but I can still handle it."
"Now I will use a few fish to divert its attention then slip away. I hope it will not continue provoking me or else I will definitely kill it, even if it is the second-grade wild animal protected by the state."
While he was talking, he opened up his sharp eyes and made a handsome pose.
Three million audiences became speechless.
"I thought you are dying just now. Why do you could still remember to pose? How far can you act cool?"
"Death just knocks on your door and you can still act cool. Please hurry and find a way to escape."
"This is really cool, I rate 100 marks. I am not worried you will be arrogant."
"Lord B-Dog, let’s kill Volibear, finish the revenge!"
"I, Volibear, will only use Q ability, I haven’t been serious and use the ultimate."
"You have just shown us the actions beyond the limits of the human body. With this, I start to believe you can kill the Volibear on your own."
He had a quick glance at the pop-up comments and looked at the body size of the brown bear. Feeling that he had acted too cool, he was embarrassed and tried to change the topic. "Too bad my ski board is lost. I just spent 5000 dollars to buy it. I used it once and now it is gone now. Heartache!"
This time even the boss could not stand it anymore, "President Wang treats Chen B-Dog 100 Buddha Jumps over the Wall." He even left the message to him, "You can buy ten skiboards now. Please quickly find a way out now."
Chen B-Dog scratched his head and laughed dryly, "Thanks, President Wang, for the Buddha Jumps over the Wall."
He had enough fun. He said with a serious tone, "Bears are the general names for Ursidae Carnivora. They are omnivorous. Normally they are gentle and seldom come out during winter unless they are very hungry. However, it gets angry easily when it is provoked or encounters any dangers. You guys have seen it. I stole its food used for hibernation and that means war. It hid in the bushes and attacked me with R ability "Thunder Claw" which I dodged. Then he did not give up and activated the accelerate ability. Using the W ability "Wild Power" and E ability "Mighty Roar", it tried to catch up."
"Too bad I dodged it with my amazing extreme moves. Along the way, until it reaches the tree, it continues used the Q ability "Rolling Thunder" and tried to kill me. Being the king of LOL, how is it possible for it can kill me. It has used up all the abilities, leaving him no choice but to let me walk away. My fellow friends, speaking reasonably, I am doing a good job. It is impossible another person can do better than me."
After, he survived the disaster. Chen B-Dog started to speak with humor. Obviously, that was the terminology of League of Legends (LOL).
"Ha-ha-ha, a blink!"
"It seems like Lord B-Dog always plays LOL."
"I, Chen C-Dog, show you respect!"
"Lord B-Dog, you are invincible. King of LOL, even the creator has to bow."
"I have screenshot your expression. Speaking of acting cool, you are my champion."
More and more audiences were touched by his optimism. They kept sending the loud laughter emoji.
Although B-Dog was joking around, he did not forget to stay alert. He coughed and changed to a serious tone, "There are many countries and regions that have no bears now. Some species are at the edge of extinction. In Year 1980, our government has ranked the Sun bear as a protected first class animal, brown bears as the second class and black bears as the third class. You cannot simply hunt and kill them."
"I believe everyone watches the internet videos about the manual extraction of the bear gall from living bears. It is very cruel. I am not a kind person and usually respect the law of nature, "Survival of the Fittest". When I am hungry, I will not be soft-hearted to hunt animals. I kill when I need to. However, I am feeling disgusted towards the behavior of manually extracting a bear’s gall bladder. So I say, when there is no demand, there is no supply. The bear’s paw is very delicious and the bear gall bladder is very precious. Nevertheless, I hope my audiences could stay away from those things. There are many edible food and substitutes to replace the bear gall. Unless you are starving to death and have no alternatives, then I have nothing to say."
The advertisement of positive energy was out of the audience expectations. Yet, he was sincere and did not pretend to be kind to publicize himself. He gained the support from many people. Many people left the message in the broadcast room "Say No to Bear Gall" and there were few messages about the truth. "Damn, Lord B-Dog, you cannot handle the bear so you can’t eat even you want to." However, it was too bad, these messages were subsided by other messages.
"If you encounter a bear in the wild, never try to play dead. Bears are an omnivorous animal. It will smell the fresh meat first before eating. Under normal circumstances, you should hold your hands high above your heads and show your weakness. Then look directly to its eyes and move backward slowly. It is a bad idea to turn around and run away."
"If the bear still attacks, then I am very sorry, unless you climb up a cliff or else you won’t be able to run faster than me. That was a special situation just now, as this bear had planned to get revenge obviously. Now I have decided not to get entangled with it anymore, it is time to leave."
He touched the branch, stood up and observed the surroundings, searching for routes to escape. However, he was contacting Dog Egg for help in his heart, "Dog Egg, any skill for acceleration that is suitable for our current situation?"
"Beep, in my search, the basic footwork, Catching Cicada in Eight Steps Grade A, Step On Snow Without Trace Grade S. The Grade A skill requires 50 mall vouchers and Grade S skill requires 300 mall vouchers. Do you want to redeem it now?"
"What? There is Qing Gong skill here?" (Note: Qing Gong is the Kung Fu or ability to move lightly without leaving footprints.)
Dog Egg did not answer. He checked the mall system and after looking for a long time, he finally understood. It was called that but the effects were very different from what you knew in the Wuxia novels.
"Catch Cicada in Eight Steps" was the basic Qing Gong in the Wuxia novel. It was suitable to use for short distances. Literally, you could catch the cicada in few steps. In the acrobatic show, "Eight Steps to Catch Up with Horses" meant to catch up with running horses in eight steps and to stand on the horseback. Most importantly, you had to make handstand, turned a somersault and made all kinds of difficult performances. This was the traditional specialty of the circus.
Step on Snow without Trace was a description, it described traceless and untraceable. It was also used to describe where one should leave a good reputation even when he left. This skill was used for a long-distance attack.
B-Dog deeply considered. He had the charging skill as a short distance skill already. Although it was not good as the Grade A skill, it was sufficient. He was more concerned about the price of the Grade S skill. Luckily he had completed the Sub Mission to accomplish 3 million worth of popularity and gained some rewards.
Together with the 120 vouchers he gained previously and redeemed with 8 times of Grade D lucky draw, he had 200 mall vouchers with him now. There was a shortage of 100 mall vouchers. He had no choice but to use a chance at a Grade C lucky draw.
He took a deep breath, "I hope it is worth the price. Redeem it!"