The Head of Homeland Security had gone off the deep end, and no one could stop him from exposing his own conspiracy.
"You see, for thousands of years, hordes of creatures have lived in the guinea valley of Peru. The Incas learned how to keep the creatures at bay… by playing pan flute music. Guinea creatures hate it even more than humans do," he explained in detail. "But the prophecy foretold that… one day, the creatures would be unleashed, and… I have made that happen."
The people around looked at him in shock. Perhaps they did not understand why… this person was openly sharing his plan with them.
"The Incas predicted that the world would be saved," the Head of Homeland Security said sarcastically, "by Craig. But that part of the prophecy will not come true, for you will all die on this mountain!"