"A smart man turning dumb is a fish that is easiest to bait; This is because he is highly-educated yet is unable to see through his own arrogance. The foolishness of a fool isn't anything unique, what is funny is a smart man doing dumb things; That is because he is using all of his abilities to prove his stupidity."
"In the country of idiots lies a smart king. He feels that he is nobler and greater than the Gods."
"Oh, my brothers, please do not say that. The dignified lord is swinging about his stave of authority as he tries to ascend to the high throne. If you were to talk bad about him, fear that he would raise his stave of maggots to beat you."
"Hmph, the narrow-minded Emperor who can't even accept words of truth. Those arrogant words of yours that described the God of Law as a countryside bumpkin are arousing the laughter of the Gods in the Heavens."