"Shocking news! The truth behind the recent sudden mass-psychosis turns out to be...
Ok, first of all, do forgive me for using such a cliche title. I myself have actually given it much thought, but found only something like this is loud enough to express my feeling at the moment.
It all began seven days ago when
Out of occupational habit and my instinct to seek novelty, your Bo Bo took a few pictures without giving it much thought.
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He pointed at me and I was taken over by this unbearable itching—about ten thousands time more tickling than my husky's tongue. Here, these are the bloody scratches I left on my own arms.