On TV.
Confused, Yao Jiancai parked his bicycle and walked over. "Hmm? What's going on? Who's abducting (guǎi mài) you?"
Dong Shanshan said clumsily, "No one, his crutches are for sale (guǎi mài)."
Yao Jiancai looked at him. "You want to abduct (guǎi mài) people?"
The audience laughed, "Hahahaha!"
Zhang Ye glared at him. "Are you blind? Abduct? If I want to abduct, would I abduct someone like her? Would you buy her off me?!"
Dong Shanshan did look ugly in costume!
The audience laughed, "Hahahahaha!"
Yao Jiancai spoke in a northeastern accent, "Hey, just what is going on between the two of you?"
Dong Shanshan gave a dry laugh. "We're a couple, and we're just having fun here!"
Zhang Ye also laughed. "Hur hur hur, there's nothing to do, so we're just having fun!"
Yao Jiancai said into the camera, "These two, having fun by selling the wife on the New Year?"
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Backstage.
