A chubby eunuch carrying a horsetail whisk arrived at the top of the stairs at the gate of the main hall. His cheeks drooped like that of a depressed transvestite as his strange, and undulating voice rang out, "It is time… I request the respected seniors, the scholars and the numerous Young Masters to please enter the main hall for an audience with the Emperor!"
"Bergh!" Jun Moxie retched. [This voice is just too much!]
[This is even more unpleasant to hear than those which come on the TV…]
It seemed like this eunuch was imitating a TV soap opera. [How many times has this eunuch given this performance?] But he wasn't imitating in reality… The 'thing' below this person's crotch was genuinely missing…
