冥界
奈河桥下,躁动不安的灵魂飘荡,排成诡异而有序的轮回队列.傅离在桥下徘徊,沿着望川河来回踱步,不愿过河.路过的精灵忍不住偷偷瞥了她一眼——这个人还挺好看的.一个留着胡子的鬼叔狡黠地笑道:"这个小姐还挺漂亮的.拒绝越境?一定是为了爱而伤心.一个看起来有钱的鬼嘲笑道:"不,看看她破旧的衣服.一定是她负担不起穿越的费用.没有人为她烧纸钱.胡子鬼恶笑一声,露出满口黄牙:"嘿嘿,你可能是对的.但即使她衣衫褴褛,她仍然相当美丽.我很想尝尝她的滋味..."附近的一个灵魂迅速用一只手捂住了他的嘴."闭嘴,你这个白痴!你听见你在说什么吗?不幸的是,他们的谈话声音太大了.它引起了一名维持秩序的阴卫的注意."嘿!你们俩在后面!你在悄悄说什么?前进吧!阴卫身披黑袍,脸色苍白得要命,像一张白纸.他冰冷的蓝色眼睛瞪着他们,催促他们赶快过桥.两个鬼魂吓坏了,立即闭上了嘴,向前冲去.这是冥界,灵魂来这里轮回转世.善良和平凡的人都会喝孟婆汤,在没有回忆的情况下重生.恶人会下到地狱,忍受无数的折磨,然后作为动物被扔回凡间.每一个穿越奈河桥的灵魂都遭受了英年早逝或不公正的死亡,大多数人在前世都遭受了残酷的命运.对于那些充满怨恨的人来说,一想到用一碗热气腾腾的孟婆汤忘记一切,就是一种令人欣慰的释放——一种放下过去的委屈并重新开始的方式.但像傅立这样断然拒绝轮回转世的精灵,却是罕见的景象.阴卫觉得她特别麻烦.他还记得傅离刚到冥界的那一天.每天都有很多美女穿过奈河桥,但没有一个能像她一样.傅丽的美貌令人叹为观止,她的皮肤完美无瑕,姿态散发着高贵——但她却穿着破烂不堪的衣服,就像一朵裹着粗麻布的玫瑰.那天,当他巡逻时,他注意到虽然其他鬼魂都乖乖地过了桥,但她却一动不动.他履行职责,接近她."小姐,你有什么心事吗?"傅丽皱起了她精致的眉头."我当然知道!我的死太不公正了!"
听到这话,阴卫立即切换到了顾问模式——这是他处理过无数次的经典案件.他清了清嗓子,背诵了他精心排练的演讲:"啊,年轻的女士,我知道你过去的生活可能很艰难.但已经完成的就是完成了.无论你感到多么遗憾,你都无法改变过去."鬼必须向前看!拥抱更美好的未来!"那么,为什么不去喝一碗热腾腾的孟婆汤呢?我总是在一整天的工作后喝一杯——它让一切都感觉像一个新的开始!不过,说实话,我已经做了这么多年了,我已经数不清我引导了多少个灵魂,但是——""等等...思念?小姐?在他的励志演讲进行到一半时,傅立已经消失了.他转过身来,看到她舒服地坐在奈河桥脚下的路灯下.她闭着眼睛,姿势放松,散发出一个明确的信息:"I'm not moving. No matter who tells me to, I'm staying right here."
The Yin Guard sighed."Miss, why are you doing this?"
Fu Li lifted her head proudly."I don't care! I simply refuse to reincarnate!"
As she spoke, she reached down and plucked a vibrant red flower from the Wangchuan River, tucking it neatly behind her ear.The contrast was stunning—her fair skin, jet-black hair, and the crimson flower made her look even more bewitching.But that flower was one the Yin Guard had painstakingly cultivated for hundreds of years! How could she just pluck it like a common weed?With a yelp, he rushed forward to snatch it back."Oh no, no, no! My flower! You can't take that!"
Fu Li's eyes twinkled with mischief as she shouted dramatically:"HELP! HELP! A Yin Guard is assaulting an innocent ghost maiden! Is there no justice left in this world?!"
The Yin Guard, flustered, instinctively covered her mouth. His words tumbled out in a panic:"W-w-what nonsense are you spouting?!"
Fu Li muffled her voice behind his hand, making it sound even more suspicious.Nearby ghosts stopped in their tracks, gossiping excitedly."Wow, a Yin Guard abusing his power?""Tsk tsk, in broad daylight? Shameless!""Son, don't look. This is bad behavior." A mother covered her child's eyes and hurried away.A few burly ghosts cracked their knuckles, looking ready to teach the Yin Guard a lesson.The Yin Guard froze in place, eyes twitching.With a heavy sigh, he gave up and walked away.He was sure she would get bored in a few days.But he was terribly, terribly wrong.Not only did Fu Li not get tired of staying, but she also seemed to be having the time of her life!Day 1: She decorated the bridge with red silk ribbons taken from a weaver ghost.Day 2: She made a mud lounge chair by the river and took naps in it.Day 3: She began collecting discarded items from passing souls. A torn cloth, a wooden hairpin, half of a rattle drum…By Day 6, she had set up a stall like a street vendor, laying out her "goods" on a makeshift cloth.And then she started yelling like a merchant:"Come one, come all! Big clearance sale! No need for money! Just give me a hug, and you can take anything you like!"
The entire Underworld erupted into chaos.Parents with children hesitated, while kids whined for toys. Even ghosts without kids were interested. Naihe Bridge turned into a bustling market.The Yin Guard, trembling with rage, roared:"DO YOU ALL WANT TO REINCARNATE OR NOT?!"
But there were too many ghosts, and no one was listening.As he tried to force his way through, he tripped, fell, and was trampled by the crowd.That night, his fellow Yin Guard found him flattened on the ground."Bro… why do you look like a pancake?"Fu Li's antics spread all over the Underworld, reaching the King of Hell himself.Enraged, the King slammed his desk and bellowed:"YOU FOOL! How can a single girl ghost defeat you?!"
Then, the King kicked him out of his office.With a shoe print on his ass, the Yin Guard stormed back to Naihe Bridge.This time, he wouldn't go easy on her!