….. Hello darkness my old friend why the fuck am I back here again… shit don't tell me the crazy bitch stabbed me. I only go to live again for 15 years. " sigh " and to think she was supposedly madly in love with me it's no my fault that another girl talk to me, bruh who knew having a obsessed childhood friend would suck so bad you would think having a girl love you to death "literally" would be a good thing. Guess I am in the more literal sense of "I'm being loved to death." Don't get me started on my first life that was some bullshit.
I knew live in another life would be kind of fucked since I lived such a shitty life. I just wanted to rest, but then some bitch saying blah blah blah this-blah blah blah-that you're gonna be reincarnated. because of a set of certain reasons. I never wanted this. she showed up and said.Fuck you enjoy your next life bye-bye. Like what kind of…. you know what never mind.
I do wanna know why the hell I'm fucking here again…. Don't tell me please just let me sleep! ( Flash bang ) [ well well well look who's back again nice seeing you there, you live quite a while 15 years nice I mean, at least you lived a bit longer in this life than your last. Crushed at the age of 13 in your first life, stabbed by a crazy bitch in your Second that's crazy bro. ] Oh great look it's miss "Fuck you and bye-bye." You know, I thought I saw the last of you but I guess for some reason I'm still here why ( I say with the Dead ass's face I can make.)
[ Well, you know what they say third times the charm except this time it's a bit different you see I kind of fucked up. You were never supposed to die the first and or the second time the…. Second time was like redemption for me, but I may have fucked with your love life just a bit you see since I kinda killed you technically the first time I was forced to send you to your next life so to speak except since they expected me to give you a boon, I give you somebody who would love you basically willing to die for you well. He may have went a bit too much with the love bit she kind of went crazy. That's my fault. Well sort of if you kind of just like left her alone her feelings would've slightly dissipated, and she wouldn't have literally killed you because you talked to another chick so you know….. anyways one more time one more try this time I literally have to let you choose. Otherwise you wouldn't be here right now. I would've just yeet you out with no memories and let your soul drift a bit until you dissipate.]
[ But I can't do that this time so yeah choose what World you wanna go to and you know all that jazz you get three wishes, blah blah blah hurry up ]
You know you're a bitch has anybody told you that?….. No?… well you're a bitch! [ death stare ] " nervous chuckle" very very pretty Bitch thank you. Don't. Uhh you know erase me from existence my bad. So anyways, do you mind reincarnating me into the owl house that is by far my favorite show along with gravity Falls both of them are held in equal status for me, and if you can, please have it be a crossover if both worlds collide, it would be perfect but you know not literally please. [ sure, three wishes now before I lose my fucking temper. ]
Right anyways, for my first wish, let me think a bit...accelerated learning The ability to process information and or learn new things at a increased speed let's see if I would learn University level math I would be able to learn it in about maybe five weeks or something.
[ done also not gonna lie good choice that will help you immensely even if you're just a weak nobody but then again you still have two wishes so we'll see. ]
Right anyways…. How about being able to use both the collectors magic and the Titan Magic maybe even just the ambient magic that would be fun and interesting three types of magic two powerful and one mundane or just regular I wonder what kind of trifecta that would be.
[ well, I would be disappointed if you didn't pick magic I mean come on you're going to World that basically runs on magic and you know titan remains.]
Type shit anyways how about something a bit broken let's see…..!!!… would asking for a power that is so unholy be all right.
[ depends on the power what is it? " narrow eyes " ]
Well, since I'm going to a animated type World what would you say if I ask for…. Toon power? I mean come on that is broken on so many levels. Just imagine some goddamn witch blows me up. I can just put myself back together again like it never happened although you know what I'll take it give me the to power. [... fuck you lucky son of a witch. You're lucky I cannot say no " sigh " fine. at least you didn't ask to be a God.]
Wait, I could've done that. Well fuck wish I knew that sooner. But I'm OK with what I got so do I get to pick who I look like what I look like I don't wanna wake up and be a hideous creature of Cthulhu or some other creature.
[ maybe we'll just see when you wake up, won't we? ]
What do you mean when I walk- " collapses and teleports away."
Hehehehehehe HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You fool you fallen for the trap once more you should've said I wish to die. I'ma fuck with you so hard. Don't mind me. I'm just gonna twist fate a bit. I read your mind you little shit go ahead and create your character when you press enter your body is gonna change but not the way you think it is enjoy your new life. Never should I call me a bitch…. bitch!
{ I woke up in a very strange room that's slightly resembles something. I never thought I would see. It's like a character creation menu from Skyrim like what the fuck anyway, I'mma get to fixing up myself a character... Don't ask me where that southern accent came from. I don't know either. AnyWho, let's see….. male or female interesting but like male so anyways... let's go with black hair yeah let's make it a little bit long maybe to the middle of my back…..nice. Now let's set the eyes to see green and pull up my facial features let's go with a nice jawline and slightly high cheekbones, nice nose, not too wide yet not too Small….. perfect for the rest of my body let's see since it says I'm going to be starting off at the age of 14 interesting age to start off at let's go with 5'8 Nice and somewhat tall and room to grow. Get myself a six pack some nice muscles here and there and finally the.... well, come on guys you know exactly what I'm gonna say. The package anyway I'mma say a decent 7 I feel like that would be too big but I don't give a fuck. I think that about does it. Name I have to give myself a name. Interesting what would be a good name? Hmmm….. well since I'm going to be born into the demon realm need a good name to go with it or I can just say some stupid shit and get done with it ...Lord death of murder Mountain… No too wasteland-ish?
How about oh…. Oh ya it's perfect *Dante* I mean, come on if devil may cry has taught us one thing is that Dante? He's got style he's also slightly toonish but he also gives zero fucks to everything around it perfect. And done can't wait to heavily disturbed some demons and humans it's gonna be so fun " presses enter" }
( Flash bang )
Hmm " looks around " where in Merlin's saggy balls am I? Why am I staying on flesh? …. Oh right titan carcass well, then, let's see. I'm gonna pick a direction and hope for the best. i'm sure my toonish nature will leave me in the right direction " puts hand behind back a bottle of Hennessy pull it out magically " well, time to get the walk in 99 bottles of Hennessy on the wall 99 bottles of alcohol take one down pass it around…. to myself right anyways let's see if this kills me. Can demons even drink alcohol different biological genetic makeup and shit " stares at a bottle intensely " well, I mean, I'll figure it out one way or another bottoms up " chugs entire bottle within second" burns so good… well I'm not dead yet so 98 Bottles of Hennessy on the wall 98 bottles of alcohol take one down, pass it to me We'll see how far my kidneys sivi….. ( five hours later in the right direction somehow) 56 bottles of Hennessey's on the wall 56 bottles of alcohol you know I think that's enough for today for some reason no effecttono unfortunately. " sees smoke and distance " ohhh possible victim heheh ( five minutes later ) aww man, it's just a forest fire how lame " sniffs " oohh something smells like big " looks down "👀 oh I'm on fire...… ahhhhhhhh " shoots of into sky " …ahhhhhh " falls right in front of the owl house magically " ugh well I did ask for the power " gets up" well if it isn't the owl house how far did I fly? anyway, I'm gonna go say hi or hi to the door…please don't be weird " walks up and knocks on door " [ what the pass word ]
... uhhh please...
[ correct you may enter ]
…the fuk just like that….. say less " walks in and yells" hello housekeeping " as I walk further into the house, hearing some noise from the kitchen, I catch a glance at a mirror looking at my reflection, I'm horrified " fuk that bitch did me dirty " I look at myself and I'm just a femboy version of what I made a character creation " this is some bull " I got smacked in the back of the head conked out "
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Well, that's the first chapter to be honest my first time writing while Second but it's been quite a while couple years. I'm testing it out testing the waters seeing if I'm cut out for This writing shit, but who knows this may just be a one time thing again or I'll have the willpower to do more at this point it's 50-50. Hope you enjoyed leave some criticisms at the door and we'll see what happens.