Author-san: Welcome guys and today I bring you the one and only... Well, he is not the only Ghost of Africa, but he is the Mc. So yes. The one and only Ghost of Africa; Uche Chibo!

{Audience claps and cheers hard under gunpoint.}

Uche: Hello guys; I'm excited to see you all. 

{Uche flashes a tight-lipped smile}

Author-san: So tell us how it feels to be an African champion.

Uche: I didn't want it, I was forced. Threatened rather.

Author-san{whispers}: You are not allowed to say that here. Follow the script.

Uche: Sigh. I feel so excited, it's truly an honor!

Author: Well said... So what are your words of encouragement to our readers?

Uche: What are you saying? I'm the one in need of encouragement here!

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Name: Uche Chibo

Age: 27

Height: 5' 10''

Weight: 70kg

Dream: To become Africa's greatest hunter.

Patron Gods: Chukwu, Ala, Amadioha, Ekwensu, Ngene, Agwu, Ikenga, Anyawu & Igwekala 

Favorite food: Ukwa

Favorite quote: 'One person go die... no be me.'

Personality traits: Pessimistic, paranoid, bipolar, emotional detachment, and an extreme case of reactive attachment disorder.