Its All Fiction

"Lokasenna," or "Loki's Flyting," is a poem from the Poetic Edda where the six god Drake insults the rmale and female musicians in a battle, showcasing his pettiness and caustic nature. 

The Flyting

Loki engages with "Push Ups" and "Taylor Made Freestyle" with the musicians, accusing them of various flaws and improprieties.

Examples of Insults

Drake insults Metro Boomin (production skills), Future (relevance), The Weekend (ghostwriting allegations), Ja Morant (supporting his opponents), Rick Ross (relationship with his girlfriend), Tupac Shakur (using his voice), Kendrick Lamar (height, girlfriend, his silence).

Thor Enters 

Kendrick replies, telling Drake not to lie about him or they would be consequences (his hammer Mjöllnir will silence Loki by hammering his head from his shoulders).

Loki Responds

Drake does not heed the warning and continues on, countering with "Family Matters" (1. Loki asks Thor why he is raging, and says that Thor will not be so bold to fight against the wolf when he swallows Odin at Ragnarök. 2. Loki states that Thor should never brag of his journeys to the east, claiming that there Thor crouched cowering in the thumb of a glove, mockingly referring to him as a "hero", and adding that such behaviour was unlike Thor).

Thor Responds

Kendrick responds to Drake with "Meet the Grahams" (Thor responds by telling Loki to be silent, threatening him with Mjöllnir, and adding that every one of Loki's bones will be broken with it) and "Not Like Us" (Thor again commands Loki to be silent, threatens Loki with Mjöllnir, and says he will send Loki to Hel).

Loki Retreats 

Drake responds with "The Heart Part 6" which was essentially a white flag and flight from the battle (Loki says that he "spoke before the Æsir", and "before the sons of the Æsir" what his "spirit urged" him to say, yet before Thor alone he will leave, as he knows that Thor does strike.) 

Loki's Binding

Drake tried to outrun the consequences of his defeat but he could not, ending up being bound on the year 2024 with Not Like Us lyrics (Loki was bound to a rock with his sons' entrails). A venomous serpent (Not Like Us song) was placed upon Loki's head, and its venom (the certified pedophile line) dripped onto his face, causing him immense pain (terrible blow to his image). Loki's wife, Sigyn (DJ Akademiks) stood by his side and caught the venom in a bowl (tried to defend him as much as possible). However, when she had to empty the bowl (he went off camera), the poison would drip onto Loki (the allegations continued), causing him to write in agony (causing him to stew in rage), which was said to cause earthquakes (rage lead to lawsuits).

To Be Continued