I understand it now. (And no Im not out there shooting gummy bears into water bottles anyways) This is like my AH-HA moment folks now I remember.
I was dead ass supposed to tell you all why Im even here aren't I? Yeah i am that was a rhetorical question ( ´・・)ノ(._.`) (Its okay son SON)
So let me explain....
It was the night of February second and i was going on a walk. Dont even ask why but i was just going on one i know im black. Im not supposed to go on a walk at night but guess what i did. So womp womp fool.
These past couple of days though I've been avoiding outside you may be wondering why and let me tell you.....
I think Im hunted by truck-kun do you want me to tell you why? You said yes? I know you did good job child. So it started a couple weeks ago i was chilling running doing my daily exercise when i see a truck around the corner. Which isn't strange but what is strange is that i couldn't see anybody in the truck.
And i couldn't because there's a glint in the window no matter which way i turned and i know someone was in there because there's a black silhouette in the truck. But me being black i just bolted on home and when i turn.
The fucking car is barreling after me shit i meant truck but you get the idea. So i literally fly up all the stairs and slam the door. Now ok maybe i was tripping so then me and my family go out shopping i swear my poor feet anyways and why.
At the mall the whole parking lot is full of trucks filled to the brim.... i swear. So yeah there was many more instances but back to the story. On my walk just chilling i went in the middle of the roundabout.
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AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT FOUR DAMN TRUCKS CAME ZOOMING OUT THE FOUR PLACES STRAIGHT AT ME, man i basically got obliterated. The thing is before i died i dont know how i heard it but all i heard was people saying call an ambulance.
LIKE CALL AN AMBULANCE IM IN FOUR FUCKING PIECES.