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One Piece: Capturing Beauties

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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1: The Dirty Old Man

Li Xiaoyao was born in a relatively wealthy family in XX City. His parents died in a plane accident, leaving behind enough money for Li Xiaoyao to squander for several lifetimes.

The reason why Li Xiaoyao was named Li Xiaoyao was because when Li Xiaoyao's mother was watching "The Legend of Sword and Fairy", she thought the name was particularly cool. Coincidentally, Li Xiaoyao's father's surname was also Li, so Li Xiaoyao was born.

After graduating from university, Li Xiaoyao stayed at home. After all, the money his parents left him was enough for him to spend in several lifetimes.

"Wow, damn, Luffy, you're such an idiot, why don't you reach out and touch it? Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!"

Li Xiaoyao was pointing at the computer screen and cursing. Li Xiaoyao was so depressed. Why didn't Luffy even take advantage of him? It turned out that Li Xiaoyao was watching One Piece and happened to see Luffy hiding in the robe of the Empress and hugging her slender waist.

Luffy's hand accidentally touched the two soft lumps of flesh of the Empress, but Luffy, being such a stupid guy, didn't even take advantage of her.

well!

"Oh! How great it would be if I could travel to the world of One Piece like the protagonist in the novel, marry all the beauties, big and small, and then..."

Li Xiaoyao said with emotion, but before he finished speaking, he felt a flash before his eyes and appeared in a white world.

"Oh! My God, what is this place? How did I end up here?" Several question marks popped up in Li Xiaoyao's head.

"Hehe! Hehe! It was I who brought you here."

An obscene voice came from beside Xiaoyao, and an old man with a fairy-like appearance was seen sitting cross-legged in the air, looking at Li Xiaoyao with a smile on his face.

"Wow! God, God! God, I am your long-lost grandson! Don't you remember? Look! Look! I look so much like you! Grandpa! Grandpa!"

When Li Xiaoyao saw that this guy was a deity, he immediately started to try to establish a relationship with him, making his statements as mysterious as possible.

Even his face, which had nothing in common with the old man, was described as the same.

Now even the shameless one is called grandpa.

The wretched god (YY god) almost fell headfirst from the sky.

"Fuck! This kid is not bad, not bad, he can really inherit the legacy of our wretched clan. Hehe! It seems that I can retire and live a carefree life, but don't forget, I will keep an eye on you for a few years."

The more the wretched god looked at Xiaoyao, the more satisfied he became.

Xiaoyao felt a chill all over his body and looked at the old man with vigilance.

Damn, this old guy might have a hobby of carrying mountains on his back. Should I follow his lead?

He is a god, and I can't resist him. It seems that I would rather die than surrender. I want to keep my virginity for my future first wife.

"Cough! Cough! Don't worry, kid. I don't have that kind of hobby." The wretched god knew Xiaoyao was imagining things as soon as he saw his expression. He coughed dryly a few times to show that he was innocent and that it was you who was imagining things.

Only then did Xiaoyao relax his guard.

"Okay, let's be honest now. Since you just called me grandpa, I can fulfill a few of your wishes."

The wretched god looked at Li Xiaoyao with a sage look on his face, maintaining an attitude of "I am a god", fearing that Li Xiaoyao didn't know it was true.

"Wow! Good! Good! Good, thank you gods, thank you gods! Thank you grandpa! Thank you grandpa!" Xiaoyao was so excited! It seemed that he was right to call him grandpa.

"1. I want to travel to the world of One Piece. 2. I want the strongest moves in One Piece, such as the Six Styles of the Navy, some powerful swordsmanship, etc. The more the better. 3. I want all women I have a relationship with to stay young forever. Please give me a powerful martial arts book! That's all."

After Li Xiaoyao finished speaking, he looked at the so-called god in front of him with anticipation.

The immortal really lived up to his expectations. After a few beams of light hit his body, he felt a lot of things in his mind.

"Okay, I've given you everything. You have to figure out the cultivation method on your own. I'll give you everything else, including the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, the Nine Yin Manual, the Nine Yang Magic Skill, the Great Shift of the Universe, and so on."

The wretched god said this casually, as if it was no big deal.

The more Li Xiaoyao listened, the wider his mouth opened, and finally he started drooling. The ticking sound was extremely loud in this empty space. Li Xiaoyao's mind was now full of beauties, beautiful beauties.

"Here, I'll give you this Qiankun Ring as well! You have to swear by me by dropping blood on it." After saying this, the wretched old man threw an ancient ring to Li Xiaoyao.

Li Xiaoyao came back to his senses from his YY and took the ring. He took a look at it and thought it was too tacky. But it was better than nothing. He quickly bit his finger and said, "Ouch, it hurts so much."

Li Xiaoyao screamed in pain.

His hands were not slow, and he quickly dripped the flowing blood onto the ring. The ring flashed a bright light and automatically put on his hand. Suddenly, a piece of information that could change the appearance of the ring at will appeared in Li Xiaoyao's mind. Li Xiaoyao was so happy that he quickly thought about it and turned it into a fashionable silver ring.

"I told you to bleed, but you can't use your inner strength to force out a drop of blood!" The wretched god looked disappointed and pointed at Li Xiaoyao and cursed.

Li Xiaoyao then remembered that he now possessed peerless martial arts. He looked down and found that the wound had indeed disappeared. Alas, he was so careless!

But it was instantly washed away by the joy of getting something.

"Are you ready? I'm going to send you to the world of One Piece now. Where do you plan to settle down?" The wretched god interrupted Li Xiaoyao's desire to see what was inside the ring.

"Go to O'Hara."

Li Xiaoyao came back to his senses and said that he planned to go to O'Hara first to seduce little Robin, and by the way, abduct Nicole Olivia, Robin's mother, to be his wife.

As soon as Li Xiaoyao finished speaking, his eyes went dark and he disappeared in this space.

When Li Xiaoyao left, the wretched god fell from the sky and turned into a middle-aged man in his 40s.

"Hey! I'm so tired. In order to deal with that kid as soon as possible, I have to pretend to be mysterious. Hehe, my life will be fun from now on. That kid doesn't know that he will become a wretched god after accepting the Qiankun Ring, hehe. Let's see what his expression will be. Not good!"

The wretched god then remembered that his knife was still in the ring and he hadn't taken it out yet.

"Oh! Forget it! That kid got it for free. It took me thousands of years to forge that sword. A sword spirit is about to be born inside it. Forget it! Forget it! Anyway, that kid is also my disciple, so just consider it as a gift from me."

After the wretched god finished speaking about his freedom, he disappeared from the spot. As for where he went, who knows.