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Chapter 9 - CHAPTER NINE THE WRITING ON THE WALL

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CHAPTER NINE

THE WRITING ON THE WALL

hat's going on here? What's going on?"

Attracted no doubt by Malfoy's shout, Argus Filch came

shouldering his way through the crowd. Then he saw Mrs. Norris and fell

back, clutching his face in horror.

"My cat! My cat! What's happened to Mrs. Norris?" he shrieked.

And his popping eyes fell on Harry.

"You!" he screeched. "You! You've murdered my cat! You've killed her!

I'll kill you! I'll —"

"Argus!"

Dumbledore had arrived on the scene, followed by a number of other

teachers. In seconds, he had swept past Harry, Ron, and Hermione and

detached Mrs. Norris from the torch bracket.

"Come with me, Argus," he said to Filch. "You, too, Mr. Potter, Mr.

Weasley, Miss Granger."

Lockhart stepped forward eagerly.

"My office is nearest, Headmaster — just upstairs — please feel free

—"

"Thank you, Gilderoy," said Dumbledore.

The silent crowd parted to let them pass. Lockhart, looking excited and

important, hurried after Dumbledore; so did Professors McGonagall and

Snape.

As they entered Lockhart's darkened office there was a flurry of

movement across the walls; Harry saw several of the Lockharts in the

pictures dodging out of sight, their hair in rollers. The real Lockhart lit the

candles on his desk and stood back. Dumbledore laid Mrs. Norris on the

polished surface and began to examine her. Harry, Ron, and Hermione

exchanged tense looks and sank into chairs outside the pool of candlelight,

watching.

The tip of Dumbledore's long, crooked nose was barely an inch from

Mrs. Norris's fur. He was looking at her closely through his half-moon

spectacles, his long fingers gently prodding and poking. Professor

McGonagall was bent almost as close, her eyes narrowed. Snape loomed

behind them, half in shadow, wearing a most peculiar expression: It was as

though he was trying hard not to smile. And Lockhart was hovering around

all of them, making suggestions.

"It was definitely a curse that killed her — probably the Transmogrifian

Torture — I've seen it used many times, so unlucky I wasn't there, I know

the very countercurse that would have saved her. . . ."

Lockhart's comments were punctuated by Filch's dry, racking sobs. He

was slumped in a chair by the desk, unable to look at Mrs. Norris, his face

in his hands. Much as he detested Filch, Harry couldn't help feeling a bit

sorry for him, though not nearly as sorry as he felt for himself. If

Dumbledore believed Filch, he would be expelled for sure.

Dumbledore was now muttering strange words under his breath and

tapping Mrs. Norris with his wand, but nothing happened: She continued

to look as though she had been recently stuffed.

". . . I remember something very similar happening in Ouagadogou,"

said Lockhart, "a series of attacks, the full story's in my autobiography, I

was able to provide the townsfolk with various amulets, which cleared the

matter up at once. . . ."

The photographs of Lockhart on the walls were all nodding in

agreement as he talked. One of them had forgotten to remove his hair net.

At last Dumbledore straightened up.

"She's not dead, Argus," he said softly.

Lockhart stopped abruptly in the middle of counting the number of

murders he had prevented.

"Not dead?" choked Filch, looking through his fingers at Mrs. Norris.

"But why's she all — all stiff and frozen?"

"She has been Petrified," said Dumbledore ("Ah! I thought so!" said

Lockhart). "But how, I cannot say. . . ."

"Ask him!" shrieked Filch, turning his blotched and tearstained face to

Harry.

"No second year could have done this," said Dumbledore firmly. "It

would take Dark Magic of the most advanced —"

"He did it, he did it!" Filch spat, his pouchy face purpling. "You saw

what he wrote on the wall! He found — in my office — he knows I'm a —

I'm a —" Filch's face worked horribly. "He knows I'm a Squib!" he

finished.

"I never touched Mrs. Norris!" Harry said loudly, uncomfortably aware

of everyone looking at him, including all the Lockharts on the walls. "And

I don't even know what a Squib is."

"Rubbish!" snarled Filch. "He saw my Kwikspell letter!"

"If I might speak, Headmaster," said Snape from the shadows, and

Harry's sense of foreboding increased; he was sure nothing Snape had to

say was going to do him any good.

"Potter and his friends may have simply been in the wrong place at the

wrong time," he said, a slight sneer curling his mouth as though he

doubted it. "But we do have a set of suspicious circumstances here. Why

was he in the upstairs corridor at all? Why wasn't he at the Halloween

feast?"

Harry, Ron and Hermione all launched into an explanation about the

deathday party. ". . . there were hundreds of ghosts, they'll tell you we

were there —"

"But why not join the feast afterward?" said Snape, his black eyes

glittering in the candlelight. "Why go up to that corridor?"

Ron and Hermione looked at Harry.

"Because — because —" Harry said, his heart thumping very fast;

something told him it would sound very far-fetched if he told them he had

been led there by a bodiless voice no one but he could hear, "because we

were tired and wanted to go to bed," he said.

"Without any supper?" said Snape, a triumphant smile flickering across

his gaunt face. "I didn't think ghosts provided food fit for living people at

their parties."

"We weren't hungry," said Ron loudly as his stomach gave a huge

rumble.

Snape's nasty smile widened.

"I suggest, Headmaster, that Potter is not being entirely truthful," he

said. "It might be a good idea if he were deprived of certain privileges

until he is ready to tell us the whole story. I personally feel he should be

taken off the Gryffindor Quidditch team until he is ready to be honest."

"Really, Severus," said Professor McGonagall sharply, "I see no reason

to stop the boy playing Quidditch. This cat wasn't hit over the head with a

broomstick. There is no evidence at all that Potter has done anything

wrong."

Dumbledore was giving Harry a searching look. His twinkling light-blue

gaze made Harry feel as though he were being X-rayed.

"Innocent until proven guilty, Severus," he said firmly.

Snape looked furious. So did Filch.

"My cat has been Petrified!" he shrieked, his eyes popping. "I want to

see some punishment!"

"We will be able to cure her, Argus," said Dumbledore patiently.

"Professor Sprout recently managed to procure some Mandrakes. As soon

as they have reached their full size, I will have a potion made that will

revive Mrs. Norris."

"I'll make it," Lockhart butted in. "I must have done it a hundred times.

I could whip up a Mandrake Restorative Draught in my sleep —"

"Excuse me," said Snape icily. "But I believe I am the Potions master at

this school."

There was a very awkward pause.

"You may go," Dumbledore said to Harry, Ron, and Hermione.

They went, as quickly as they could without actually running. When

they were a floor up from Lockhart's office, they turned into an empty

classroom and closed the door quietly behind them. Harry squinted at his

friends' darkened faces.

"D'you think I should have told them about that voice I heard?"

"No," said Ron, without hesitation. "Hearing voices no one else can hear

isn't a good sign, even in the Wizarding world."

Something in Ron's voice made Harry ask, "You do believe me, don't

you?"

"'Course I do," said Ron quickly. "But — you must admit it's

weird. . . ."

"I know it's weird," said Harry. "The whole thing's weird. What was that

writing on the wall about? The Chamber Has Been Opened. . . . What's that

supposed to mean?"

"You know, it rings a sort of bell," said Ron slowly. "I think someone

told me a story about a secret chamber at Hogwarts once . . . might've

been Bill. . . ."

"And what on earth's a Squib?" said Harry.

To his surprise, Ron stifled a snigger.

"Well — it's not funny really — but as it's Filch," he said. "A Squib is

someone who was born into a Wizarding family but hasn't got any magic

powers. Kind of the opposite of Muggle-born wizards, but Squibs are quite

unusual. If Filch's trying to learn magic from a Kwikspell course, I reckon

he must be a Squib. It would explain a lot. Like why he hates students so

much." Ron gave a satisfied smile. "He's bitter."

A clock chimed somewhere.

"Midnight," said Harry. "We'd better get to bed before Snape comes

along and tries to frame us for something else."

For a few days, the school could talk of little else but the attack on Mrs.

Norris. Filch kept it fresh in everyone's minds by pacing the spot where

she had been attacked, as though he thought the attacker might come back.

Harry had seen him scrubbing the message on the wall with Mrs. Skower's

All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover, but to no effect; the words still

gleamed as brightly as ever on the stone. When Filch wasn't guarding the

scene of the crime, he was skulking red-eyed through the corridors,

lunging out at unsuspecting students and trying to put them in detention

for things like "breathing loudly" and "looking happy."

Ginny Weasley seemed very disturbed by Mrs. Norris's fate. According

to Ron, she was a great cat lover.

"But you haven't really got to know Mrs. Norris," Ron told her

bracingly. "Honestly, we're much better off without her." Ginny's lip

trembled. "Stuff like this doesn't often happen at Hogwarts," Ron assured

her. "They'll catch the maniac who did it and have him out of here in no

time. I just hope he's got time to Petrify Filch before he's expelled. I'm

only joking —" Ron added hastily as Ginny blanched.

The attack had also had an effect on Hermione. It was quite usual for

Hermione to spend a lot of time reading, but she was now doing almost

nothing else. Nor could Harry and Ron get much response from her when

they asked what she was up to, and not until the following Wednesday did

they find out.

Harry had been held back in Potions, where Snape had made him stay

behind to scrape tubeworms off the desks. After a hurried lunch, he went

upstairs to meet Ron in the library, and saw Justin Finch-Fletchley, the

Hufflepuff boy from Herbology, coming toward him. Harry had just

opened his mouth to say hello when Justin caught sight of him, turned

abruptly, and sped off in the opposite direction.

Harry found Ron at the back of the library, measuring his History of

Magic homework. Professor Binns had asked for a three-foot-long

composition on "The Medieval Assembly of European Wizards."

"I don't believe it, I'm still eight inches short. . . ." said Ron furiously,

letting go of his parchment, which sprang back into a roll. "And

Hermione's done four feet seven inches and her writing's tiny."

"Where is she?" asked Harry, grabbing the tape measure and unrolling

his own homework.

"Somewhere over there," said Ron, pointing along the shelves.

"Looking for another book. I think she's trying to read the whole library

before Christmas."

Harry told Ron about Justin Finch-Fletchley running away from him.

"Dunno why you care. I thought he was a bit of an idiot," said Ron,

scribbling away, making his writing as large as possible. "All that junk

about Lockhart being so great —"

Hermione emerged from between the bookshelves. She looked irritable

and at last seemed ready to talk to them.

"All the copies of Hogwarts: A History have been taken out," she said,

sitting down next to Harry and Ron. "And there's a two-week waiting list. I

wish I hadn't left my copy at home, but I couldn't fit it in my trunk with

all the Lockhart books."

"Why do you want it?" said Harry.

"The same reason everyone else wants it," said Hermione, "to read up

on the legend of the Chamber of Secrets."

"What's that?" said Harry quickly.

"That's just it. I can't remember," said Hermione, biting her lip. "And I

can't find the story anywhere else —"

"Hermione, let me read your composition," said Ron desperately,

checking his watch.

"No, I won't," said Hermione, suddenly severe. "You've had ten days to

finish it —"

"I only need another two inches, come on —"

The bell rang. Ron and Hermione led the way to History of Magic,

bickering.

History of Magic was the dullest subject on their schedule. Professor

Binns, who taught it, was their only ghost teacher, and the most exciting

thing that ever happened in his classes was his entering the room through

the blackboard. Ancient and shriveled, many people said he hadn't noticed

he was dead. He had simply got up to teach one day and left his body

behind him in an armchair in front of the staffroom fire; his routine had

not varied in the slightest since.

Today was as boring as ever. Professor Binns opened his notes and

began to read in a flat drone like an old vacuum cleaner until nearly

everyone in the class was in a deep stupor, occasionally coming to long

enough to copy down a name or date, then falling asleep again. He had

been speaking for half an hour when something happened that had never

happened before. Hermione put up her hand.

Professor Binns, glancing up in the middle of a deadly dull lecture on

the International Warlock Convention of 1289, looked amazed.

"Miss — er — ?"

"Granger, Professor. I was wondering if you could tell us anything about

the Chamber of Secrets," said Hermione in a clear voice.

Dean Thomas, who had been sitting with his mouth hanging open,

gazing out of the window, jerked out of his trance; Lavender Brown's head

came up off her arms and Neville Longbottom's elbow slipped off his

desk.

Professor Binns blinked.

"My subject is History of Magic," he said in his dry, wheezy voice. "I

deal with facts, Miss Granger, not myths and legends." He cleared his

throat with a small noise like chalk snapping and continued, "In

September of that year, a subcommittee of Sardinian sorcerers —"

He stuttered to a halt. Hermione's hand was waving in the air again.

"Miss Grant?"

"Please, sir, don't legends always have a basis in fact?"

Professor Binns was looking at her in such amazement, Harry was sure

no student had ever interrupted him before, alive or dead.

"Well," said Professor Binns slowly, "yes, one could argue that, I

suppose." He peered at Hermione as though he had never seen a student

properly before. "However, the legend of which you speak is such a very

sensational, even ludicrous tale —"

But the whole class was now hanging on Professor Binns's every word.

He looked dimly at them all, every face turned to his. Harry could tell he

was completely thrown by such an unusual show of interest.

"Oh, very well," he said slowly. "Let me see . . . the Chamber of

Secrets . . .

"You all know, of course, that Hogwarts was founded over a thousand

years ago — the precise date is uncertain — by the four greatest witches

and wizards of the age. The four school Houses are named after them:

Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw, and Salazar

Slytherin. They built this castle together, far from prying Muggle eyes, for

it was an age when magic was feared by common people, and witches and

wizards suffered much persecution."

He paused, gazed blearily around the room, and continued.

"For a few years, the founders worked in harmony together, seeking out

youngsters who showed signs of magic and bringing them to the castle to

be educated. But then disagreements sprang up between them. A rift began

to grow between Slytherin and the others. Slytherin wished to be more

selective about the students admitted to Hogwarts. He believed that

magical learning should be kept within all-magic families. He disliked

taking students of Muggle parentage, believing them to be untrustworthy.

After a while, there was a serious argument on the subject between

Slytherin and Gryffindor, and Slytherin left the school."

Professor Binns paused again, pursing his lips, looking like a wrinkled

old tortoise.

"Reliable historical sources tell us this much," he said. "But these

honest facts have been obscured by the fanciful legend of the Chamber of

Secrets. The story goes that Slytherin had built a hidden chamber in the

castle, of which the other founders knew nothing.

"Slytherin, according to the legend, sealed the Chamber of Secrets so

that none would be able to open it until his own true heir arrived at the

school. The heir alone would be able to unseal the Chamber of Secrets,

unleash the horror within, and use it to purge the school of all who were

unworthy to study magic."

There was silence as he finished telling the story, but it wasn't the usual,

sleepy silence that filled Professor Binns's classes. There was unease in

the air as everyone continued to watch him, hoping for more. Professor

Binns looked faintly annoyed.

"The whole thing is arrant nonsense, of course," he said. "Naturally, the

school has been searched for evidence of such a chamber, many times, by

the most learned witches and wizards. It does not exist. A tale told to

frighten the gullible."

Hermione's hand was back in the air.

"Sir — what exactly do you mean by the 'horror within' the Chamber?"

"That is believed to be some sort of monster, which the Heir of

Slytherin alone can control," said Professor Binns in his dry, reedy voice.

The class exchanged nervous looks.

"I tell you, the thing does not exist," said Professor Binns, shuffling his

notes. "There is no Chamber and no monster."

"But, sir," said Seamus Finnigan, "if the Chamber can only be opened

by Slytherin's true heir, no one else would be able to find it, would they?"

"Nonsense, O'Flaherty," said Professor Binns in an aggravated tone. "If

a long succession of Hogwarts headmasters and headmistresses haven't

found the thing —"

"But, Professor," piped up Parvati Patil, "you'd probably have to use

Dark Magic to open it —"

"Just because a wizard doesn't use Dark Magic doesn't mean he can't,

Miss Pennyfeather," snapped Professor Binns. "I repeat, if the likes of

Dumbledore —"

"But maybe you've got to be related to Slytherin, so Dumbledore

couldn't —" began Dean Thomas, but Professor Binns had had enough.

"That will do," he said sharply. "It is a myth! It does not exist! There is

not a shred of evidence that Slytherin ever built so much as a secret broom

cupboard! I regret telling you such a foolish story! We will return, if you

please, to history, to solid, believable, verifiable fact!"

And within five minutes, the class had sunk back into its usual torpor.

"I always knew Salazar Slytherin was a twisted old loony," Ron told Harry

and Hermione as they fought their way through the teeming corridors at

the end of the lesson to drop off their bags before dinner. "But I never

knew he started all this pure-blood stuff. I wouldn't be in his House if you

paid me. Honestly, if the Sorting Hat had tried to put me in Slytherin,

I'd've got the train straight back home. . . ."

Hermione nodded fervently, but Harry didn't say anything. His stomach

had just dropped unpleasantly.

Harry had never told Ron and Hermione that the Sorting Hat had

seriously considered putting him in Slytherin. He could remember, as

though it were yesterday, the small voice that had spoken in his ear when

he'd placed the hat on his head a year before: You could be great, you

know, it's all here in your head, and Slytherin would help you on the way to

greatness, no doubt about that. . . .

But Harry, who had already heard of Slytherin House's reputation for

turning out Dark wizards, had thought desperately, Not Slytherin! and the

hat had said, Oh, well, if you're sure . . . better be Gryf indor. . . .

As they were shunted along in the throng, Colin Creevey went past.

"Hiya, Harry!"

"Hullo, Colin," said Harry automatically.

"Harry — Harry — a boy in my class has been saying you're —"

But Colin was so small he couldn't fight against the tide of people

bearing him toward the Great Hall; they heard him squeak, "See you,

Harry!" and he was gone.

"What's a boy in his class saying about you?" Hermione wondered.

"That I'm Slytherin's heir, I expect," said Harry, his stomach dropping

another inch or so as he suddenly remembered the way Justin Finch-

Fletchley had run away from him at lunchtime.

"People here'll believe anything," said Ron in disgust.

The crowd thinned and they were able to climb the next staircase

without difficulty.

"D'you really think there's a Chamber of Secrets?" Ron asked

Hermione.

"I don't know," she said, frowning. "Dumbledore couldn't cure Mrs.

Norris, and that makes me think that whatever attacked her might not be

— well — human."

As she spoke, they turned a corner and found themselves at the end of

the very corridor where the attack had happened. They stopped and looked.

The scene was just as it had been that night, except that there was no stiff

cat hanging from the torch bracket, and an empty chair stood against the

wall bearing the message "The Chamber of Secrets Has Been Opened."

"That's where Filch has been keeping guard," Ron muttered.

They looked at each other. The corridor was deserted.

"Can't hurt to have a poke around," said Harry, dropping his bag and

getting to his hands and knees so that he could crawl along, searching for

clues.

"Scorch marks!" he said. "Here — and here —"

"Come and look at this!" said Hermione. "This is funny. . . ."

Harry got up and crossed to the window next to the message on the wall.

Hermione was pointing at the topmost pane, where around twenty spiders

were scuttling, apparently fighting to get through a small crack. A long,

silvery thread was dangling like a rope, as though they had all climbed it

in their hurry to get outside.

"Have you ever seen spiders act like that?" said Hermione wonderingly.

"No," said Harry, "have you, Ron? Ron?"

He looked over his shoulder. Ron was standing well back and seemed to

be fighting the impulse to run.

"What's up?" said Harry.

"I — don't — like — spiders," said Ron tensely.

"I never knew that," said Hermione, looking at Ron in surprise. "You've

used spiders in Potions loads of times. . . ."

"I don't mind them dead," said Ron, who was carefully looking

anywhere but at the window. "I just don't like the way they move. . . ."

Hermione giggled.

"It's not funny," said Ron, fiercely. "If you must know, when I was three,

Fred turned my — my teddy bear into a great big filthy spider because I

broke his toy broomstick. . . . You wouldn't like them either if you'd been

holding your bear and suddenly it had too many legs and . . ."

He broke off, shuddering. Hermione was obviously still trying not to

laugh. Feeling they had better get off the subject, Harry said, "Remember

all that water on the floor? Where did that come from? Someone's mopped

it up."

"It was about here," said Ron, recovering himself to walk a few paces

past Filch's chair and pointing. "Level with this door."

He reached for the brass doorknob but suddenly withdrew his hand as

though he'd been burned.

"What's the matter?" said Harry.

"Can't go in there," said Ron gruffly. "That's a girls' toilet."

"Oh, Ron, there won't be anyone in there," said Hermione, standing up

and coming over. "That's Moaning Myrtle's place. Come on, let's have a

look."

And ignoring the large OUT OF ORDER sign, she opened the door.

It was the gloomiest, most depressing bathroom Harry had ever set foot

in. Under a large, cracked, and spotted mirror were a row of chipped sinks.

The floor was damp and reflected the dull light given off by the stubs of a

few candles, burning low in their holders; the wooden doors to the stalls

were flaking and scratched and one of them was dangling off its hinges.

Hermione put her fingers to her lips and set off toward the end stall.

When she reached it she said, "Hello, Myrtle, how are you?"

Harry and Ron went to look. Moaning Myrtle was floating above the

tank of the toilet, picking a spot on her chin.

"This is a girls' bathroom," she said, eyeing Ron and Harry

suspiciously. "They're not girls."

"No," Hermione agreed. "I just wanted to show them how — er — nice

it is in here."

She waved vaguely at the dirty old mirror and the damp floor.

"Ask her if she saw anything," Harry mouthed at Hermione.

"What are you whispering?" said Myrtle, staring at him.

"Nothing," said Harry quickly. "We wanted to ask —"

"I wish people would stop talking behind my back!" said Myrtle, in a

voice choked with tears. "I do have feelings, you know, even if I am dead

—"

"Myrtle, no one wants to upset you," said Hermione. "Harry only —"

"No one wants to upset me! That's a good one!" howled Myrtle. "My

life was nothing but misery at this place and now people come along

ruining my death!"

"We wanted to ask you if you've seen anything funny lately," said

Hermione quickly. "Because a cat was attacked right outside your front

door on Halloween."

"Did you see anyone near here that night?" said Harry.

"I wasn't paying attention," said Myrtle dramatically. "Peeves upset me

so much I came in here and tried to kill myself. Then, of course, I

remembered that I'm — that I'm —"

"Already dead," said Ron helpfully.

Myrtle gave a tragic sob, rose up in the air, turned over, and dived

headfirst into the toilet, splashing water all over them and vanishing from

sight, although from the direction of her muffled sobs, she had come to

rest somewhere in the U-bend.

Harry and Ron stood with their mouths open, but Hermione shrugged

wearily and said, "Honestly, that was almost cheerful for Myrtle. . . . Come

on, let's go."

Harry had barely closed the door on Myrtle's gurgling sobs when a loud

voice made all three of them jump.

"RON!"

Percy Weasley had stopped dead at the head of the stairs, prefect badge

agleam, an expression of complete shock on his face.

"That's a girls' bathroom!" he gasped. "What were you — ?"

"Just having a look around," Ron shrugged. "Clues, you know —"

Percy swelled in a manner that reminded Harry forcefully of Mrs.

Weasley.

"Get — away — from — there —" Percy said, striding toward them and

starting to bustle them along, flapping his arms. "Don't you care what this

looks like? Coming back here while everyone's at dinner —"

"Why shouldn't we be here?" said Ron hotly, stopping short and glaring

at Percy. "Listen, we never laid a finger on that cat!"

"That's what I told Ginny," said Percy fiercely, "but she still seems to

think you're going to be expelled, I've never seen her so upset, crying her

eyes out, you might think of her, all the first years are thoroughly

overexcited by this business —"

"You don't care about Ginny," said Ron, whose ears were now

reddening. "You're just worried I'm going to mess up your chances of

being Head Boy —"

"Five points from Gryffindor!" Percy said tersely, fingering his prefect

badge. "And I hope it teaches you a lesson! No more detective work, or I'll

write to Mum!"

And he strode off, the back of his neck as red as Ron's ears.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione chose seats as far as possible from Percy in the

common room that night. Ron was still in a very bad temper and kept

blotting his Charms homework. When he reached absently for his wand to

remove the smudges, it ignited the parchment. Fuming almost as much as

his homework, Ron slammed The Standard Book of Spells, Grade 2 shut.

To Harry's surprise, Hermione followed suit.

"Who can it be, though?" she said in a quiet voice, as though continuing

a conversation they had just been having. "Who'd want to frighten all the

Squibs and Muggle-borns out of Hogwarts?"

"Let's think," said Ron in mock puzzlement. "Who do we know who

thinks Muggle-borns are scum?"

He looked at Hermione. Hermione looked back, unconvinced.

"If you're talking about Malfoy —"

"Of course I am!" said Ron. "You heard him — 'You'll be next,

Mudbloods!' — come on, you've only got to look at his foul rat face to

know it's him —"

"Malfoy, the Heir of Slytherin?" said Hermione skeptically.

"Look at his family," said Harry, closing his books, too. "The whole lot

of them have been in Slytherin; he's always boasting about it. They could

easily be Slytherin's descendants. His father's definitely evil enough."

"They could've had the key to the Chamber of Secrets for centuries!"

said Ron. "Handing it down, father to son. . . ."

"Well," said Hermione cautiously, "I suppose it's possible. . . ."

"But how do we prove it?" said Harry darkly.

"There might be a way," said Hermione slowly, dropping her voice still

further with a quick glance across the room at Percy. "Of course, it would

be difficult. And dangerous, very dangerous. We'd be breaking about fifty

school rules, I expect —"

"If, in a month or so, you feel like explaining, you will let us know,

won't you?" said Ron irritably.

"All right," said Hermione coldly. "What we'd need to do is to get

inside the Slytherin common room and ask Malfoy a few questions

without him realizing it's us."

"But that's impossible," Harry said as Ron laughed.

"No, it's not," said Hermione. "All we'd need would be some Polyjuice

Potion."

"What's that?" said Ron and Harry together.

"Snape mentioned it in class a few weeks ago —"

"D'you think we've got nothing better to do in Potions than listen to

Snape?" muttered Ron.

"It transforms you into somebody else. Think about it! We could change

into three of the Slytherins. No one would know it was us. Malfoy would

probably tell us anything. He's probably boasting about it in the Slytherin

common room right now, if only we could hear him."

"This Polyjuice stuff sounds a bit dodgy to me," said Ron, frowning.

"What if we were stuck looking like three of the Slytherins forever?"

"It wears off after a while," said Hermione, waving her hand

impatiently. "But getting hold of the recipe will be very difficult. Snape

said it was in a book called Moste Potente Potions and it's bound to be in

the Restricted Section of the library."

There was only one way to get out a book from the Restricted Section:

You needed a signed note of permission from a teacher.

"Hard to see why we'd want the book, really," said Ron, "if we weren't

going to try and make one of the potions."

"I think," said Hermione, "that if we made it sound as though we were

just interested in the theory, we might stand a chance. . . ."

"Oh, come on, no teacher's going to fall for that," said Ron. "They'd

have to be really thick. . . ."