Ugh what the fuck what happened to me..
"You were swarmed I have to admit you have balls no wonder they called u the one man army to charge at that many zombies and try to kill them all simply bc they squashed your last Twinkie you were saving was hilarious"
Damn so I'm dead huh kinda figured I'm guessing you're god huh? you got that whole powerful and holy look going for your self so what are we thinking?
a date with the devil? Ik I wasn't exactly what one would call a saint
Oh no you are severely mistaken I'm gonna be sending u to a world quite like yours a world filled with zombies but way stronger than most, with a couple of gifts of your choice.
Suspicion quickly flooded my mind because when shit looks to good to be true it usually is especially if it's coming from an intelligent entity wether it be humans or god so I simply asked " what do you want?" The godly figure smirked at my remark and said "I simply want a show, a deviation from the regular balance and plot, give me your hand I'll show u what I mean.
Although suspicious I knew if he wanted me dead there wasn't a single thing I could do to stop him so as frustrating as it was I relented and gave my hand .
When I did a flood of images, memories flooded my mind I look through them and after a minor headache I laughed
"So you're thinking of sending me to a world that in others would be a fictional world named "resident evil" and you just want shit to go differently because it'd be far more entertaining?"
The entity smirked and said pretty much so now what will it be?
I accept.. the women there and everything else is getting me excited plus it's not like I really have much of an option since I'd likely just go to hell or wherever if I don't accept since I'm not special and you could easily find someone else.
Smart I like your personality so ima give you an extra something that you'll like when you get there you'll probably make a cult in my name when you realize what it is. tho just to be clear I ain't answering and if you start sacrificing shit I got half of mind to teleport you back and give your ass a much needed whooping.
I shivered at the sight not simply because of what he said but the easy going air around the god changed into something far more intimidating I said trying to defuse whatever the the dude was thinking "relax even if it was something that would potentially make me want to do that I have self control yk plus the whole cult thing is a bit too edgy for my liking I said flashing a crooked smile that used to get so many girls *cough* .
Okay enough now down to nitty gritty pick your gifts and and your appearance so I can send you on your way as likable as you're I don't have time to just stand around.
Okay phew..I want some luck extreme luck I was never really what one would call lucky and I wanna experience it. Granted
Okay next I want the perfect human body in every thing wether it be looks physically mentally and intellectually.
Hm not a very original wish but okay granted
Give me a second I said as I began to ponder about my next wishes after a moment I say I want a sign in system that is under my control since I've seen people get controlled by there's. granted okay you got one more
Okay since you want me to disrupt some things let's do this make me the older brother of that mf that was aura farming in some of the memories you showed me Leon Scott kenenedy
The god smiles granted now make your apearance to your liking and go so i look at the little files that appeared and after a lot of looking through them i made my base looks like a person named gojo and sung Jin woo but instead i made my hair snow silver while my eyes silver as well i then looked down to the option of my little brother and chose 9 inches on soft 13 on hard
Alright im done let's get this show on the road as i say that the god smiles and my eyes close slowly i mangaged to slip out a" thank you" and everything went dark.
Hey what the hell are you doing get to work we have an important visitor someone just bought umbrella we need everything to be in order an old man who looked to be on his deathbed was saying with umph
Just then a beautiful blond that looked like a goddess incarnate was seen walking straight to the old man if our mc was there he would've recognized them as both Spencer oswell and Alex wesker
"Father why are you doing this and why is the ownership of the group being transferred to someone umbrella is something you founded and I find it hard to believe you'd just give it up "
" Alex darling" the old man chuckles but his eyes weren't amused at all he then says "the fact someone can just buy our company is something I didn't expect it. but it's more than welcome because remember Alex we are also a business first though nothing changes all projects will proceed and our goal is still the same"
Somewhere in mansion that was the epitome of beauty looking like something out of a Greek fairy tale someone with snow silver hair and silver eyes can be seen just waking up.
Huh what the hell happened? As I said that memories of the interaction with the big man above came crashing down
Just now remembering everything a smirk spread across his face he then looks around at his Surroundings seeing the fancy smancy place that looked to be his room but was entirely to big to be a room for a normal house
He concluded that he was either filthy rich something he more than welcomed or he was related to someone in this world that was filthy rich which is not his little brother
Okay first things first let's check my phone and then a shower to get my mind right
I gotta see what I'm working with as I said that I noticed a contact that says god in it was a notification I look to see what it was and imagine my surprise when I see this message left
"Hey so going forward your name will remain Dante but here's the thing as you're the brother of Leon Scott I also made you filthy rich so rich in fact that u just bought a certain company called umbrella also when you were looking at the memories I could tell that your greed and lust flickered whenever you saw the ladies so don't worry I made it so polygamy isn't frowned upon I also took the liberty to already build a relationship with the one you took a liking to the most ada wong of course she's not your girlfriend you still have to work for that but she's pretty damn close even if you're the most densest dumbest motherfucker in the world you couldn't possibly fuck that up so she's basically yours but yk put in the time reap the rewards and remember no cult or whoopingđ "
.. did god just send me a fucking emoji??đ
Me absolutely blown by the fact that the big man above just did that shit I simply was like fuck it and decided to take a shower.