Ye Wudao finally concluded by quoting classics: "Women can be roughly divided into three categories: upper, middle and lower, among which the top grade can be divided into three categories: divine, mysterious and wonderful, among which the divine is the rarest. Chinese products can be divided into good products and inferior products can be divided into mediocre products and vulgar products, like the praise of the princes who made Zhou Youwang smile for Bo in ancient times. " Li Yannian's younger sister, who cares about the whole city and then the country, would rather not know the whole city and the country, but it's hard to get a beautiful woman again, and Xi Shi, Wang Zhaojun, The Story Of Diu Sim and Yang Guifei, who are known as "sinking fish and losing geese and closing the moon and feeling ashamed of flowers", from the ace beauty in Hollywood at the beginning of last century and the coquettish "prostitute" Greta Garbo to the sexiest woman in this century, Angelina Jolie. When men are crazy and grovelling for it, they are stepping on their shoulders and looking for the downward ladder with all their heart. They should all belong to the amazing products and the perfect works of art carefully created by God.
Around Ye Wudao, Yang Ningbing, Yang Ningsu, Murong Xuehen, Yan Qingwu and Ye Qingge should all be selected, and Wu Nuanyue should be close to this realm of "only viewing from a distance and not being ridiculous". (Ye Wudao just delights in profaning beautiful women) It is indeed a thing for men to laugh when they sleep to have so many beautiful women gathered at their side.
In Ye Wudao's view, they are even better than those stars, because the charm of oriental women is completely reflected today!
Although the mysterious product is inferior to the divine product, it is already a valuable existence for men, and owning one is an extremely extravagant thing. Not only must you have a beautiful appearance, but more importantly, the temperament of a woman. If you are just a vase, you can never become a metaphysical woman. Sometimes you can even abandon your appearance and be elected as a metaphysical woman, just like Zhuge Liang's wife and Qi State without salt. Of course, it is even better to have both looks and temperament. As for the wonderful products, they are beautiful women with certain defects. Although they are not truly beautiful, they are also fascinating, or because their looks can't make men achieve shocking results, or they are very good-looking but not temperamental. Generally speaking, they are flawed, and women of this grade are still men's favorites.
Chapter 23 Vinegar altar overturned
Women focus on clothing, 10% to attract men, and 90% to compete with other women. Any woman's new hairstyle will make all women uneasy. Women are jealous since ancient times. How to use women's jealousy correctly is a difficult problem that men need to solve urgently.
-Ye Wudao said in "Anatomy of the most mysterious creature-woman" that Ye Wudao gently closed the door of Yang Ningsu's room, and the smile at the corner of his mouth gradually expanded. Finally, he was almost crazy with laughter. He covered his mouth and tried not to make a sound and returned to his room. Ye Wudao was proud of his outstanding performance today. For himself, one of the four beautiful women in this province is definitely the aunt of the goddess in countless men's hearts in front of the screen. Ye Wudao used to dare to think about crooked ideas and dare not start work. But today, things have made a qualitative breakthrough, and he was ecstatic to successfully take this first step. Thinking of the "two people" next week, Ye Wudao's heart is full of expectations and ambitions.
The future is bright and the road is tortuous!
Although Ye Wudao has the innate advantages of flowers and trees in the sun and accumulated emotional precipitation over the years, but think about so many suitors, everyone can drown him by spitting saliva, and many people who chase Yang Ningsu aboveboard are typical bachelors, each worth more than 10 million, or the president of a consortium, or a celebrity, which one is not a heavyweight, otherwise it is not good to be said that a toad wants to eat swan meat.
The revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades still have to work hard!
Entering the room, Ye Wudao was suddenly hugged by a person from behind. Ye Wudao's head first instinctively compared with what method can be used to get rid of the uninvited guest in one second, but when he decided to throw over his shoulder, he smelled the familiar fragrance, so he closed his eyes and quietly enjoyed the warm feeling.
Her fragrance is not created by expensive perfume, but the real body fragrance, as described in the novel, elegant and mellow, fascinating.
After a long time, Ye Wudao turned around and held the little face. Suddenly, he found that the owner of the delicate little face turned out to be a pear flower with rain. He quickly comforted: "Snow mark, what's the matter? Did someone bully you? I'll help you teach him a lesson! Hey, don't cry. "
Murong Xuehen let Ye Wudao gently wipe away the tears with his fingers, but the tears still kept flowing, as if there was no end, which made Ye Wudao, who had never seen her cry several times, even more flustered. Ye Wudao had a characteristic, that is, she was always flustered when she cried.
It was a long time before Murong Xuehen stopped crying. He looked at Ye Wudao holding himself with sad eyes that broke all men's hearts and sobbed, "It's not you yet!"
Ye Wudao puzzling nao nao head, innocently looked at the little face with "you are a bad guy" Murong Xuehen, the latter tears began to accumulate sharply, a burst its banks, suddenly flashes, immediately thought of last night's things, it turns out that this little girl is really jealous this time, but every time Murong Xuehen was generous before, I didn't expect this time to have such a big reaction.
Now that Ye Wudao knows the disease, it is not easy to solve the problem by his means. Women are auditory animals, so he talks eloquently and sweetly. Under his huge language offensive, Murong Xuehen's defense line began to loosen, and Ye Wudao's two hands did both, and her body gradually warmed up and twisted faithfully under the touch of Ye Wudao.
Ye Wudao saw that the effect he wanted had been achieved. He sat on the bed with her in his arms and rubbed Murong Xuehen's pink cheek with his nose. He was extremely gentle and suddenly thought of something. He said, "I saw an interesting piece of information on the Internet today!"
Murong Xuehen was not angry at all, but just felt wronged. He had already raised his hand and surrendered under Ye Wudao's gentle offensive and whispered, "What's interesting?"
Ye Wudao smiled and said, "I'll test you a question first. One thing is hard at first, but it will soften when put in your mouth, and it may eventually leak liquid? There is a reward for answering correctly! "
Murong Xuehen, a pure angel, cocked his little head for a long time and still shook his head, shaking Ye Wudao's arm and coquetry: "Give me some tips!"
Ye Wudao's hand was dishonestly kneading Murong Xuehen's still developing delicate breasts, and he said with a bad smile, "You always want the one I gave you."
Thinking of several times that Ye Wudao had to help him solve some "physiological problems" with his own hands during his "days", Murong Xuehen blushed and said with shame, "You big bad guy! Big pervert! Not serious! "
Ye Wudao laughed and said, "I'm talking about popsicles. Who told you to go there? You must have wanted it yourself!" Murong Xuehen looked away and said shyly, "I didn't think about it!" Ye Wudao pulled over the face with a little shame and the awaken of spring, and looked at her eyes with dark and charming eyes and said, "Really?" During the day, who said that I would sleep with the immoral big bad wolf tonight? "
Murong Xuehen closed his eyes, looked up, and his bright lips seemed to send a warm signal to Ye Wudao. He was attracted by a pair of flowers. Ye Wudao just wanted to kiss her, and her mobile phone rang untimely. Ye Wudao gave a wry smile to Murong Xuehen, who took the initiative to show her bedside mobile phone to Ye Wudao, and then got up to leave temporarily. Ye Wudao felt a twinge of pity and took her hand to turn off her mobile phone.
Such a girl is really hard to find! If you don't know how to cherish it again, you can really use the tofu building to die. I didn't expect Ye Wudao to do this. Murong Xuehen kissed him excitedly, climbed his neck with his little hand, and Ye Wudao lay in bed, giving the initiative to the classical beauty in heat. It seems that the two of them are left between heaven and earth.
Just as Ye Wudao was about to take off her clothes, there was a knock at the door, and Yang Ningbing pushed the door and entered. The scene before her made her dull for a few seconds-Murong Xuehen was on her son's body, and her little hand seemed to be pulling his clothes.
Murong Xuehen, with a thin face, couldn't wait to dig a hole to drill down. He quickly hid behind Ye Wudao who got up and didn't dare to see anyone. The tried and tested Ye Wudao was naturally thicker than my little girl. He smiled at Yang Ningbing and said, "Do you want to carry out ideological education? I can't stay out for the night in the future! "
"I'll meet you later." Ye Wudao turned his head and whispered in Murong Xuehen's ear. The latter bowed his head and shouted to his mother, and ran out of the room, covering himself with a quilt in one breath.
Yang Ningbing mercilessly stared at this son who refused to be honest at all, saying, "Do you think I like lecturing people? I'm fine. What are you doing?"! I don't know how to be obedient and let my mother worry less. " Sitting on the bed, although his mouth is full of discontent, he touched Ye Wudao's head lovingly.
"Mom, let me massage you. You must be tired after a day's work." Ye Wudao flattering help Yang Ningbing back rubs his shoulders, knowing that this matter has finally come to an end, and the big stone in his heart has fallen to the ground.
Yang Ningbing enjoyed his son's malicious "filial piety" and said, "No way, you are not young. Mom couldn't be with you many times before, but this is not the reason for your disobedience. The snow mark is still small now, and some things can't cross the line, you know? "
Ye Wudao heart burst into laughter, boundaries? Your son ate the forbidden fruit long ago. If you hadn't broken in just now, the two of them would have gone to Wushan for sex. If they arrived a few minutes later, they could watch a live erotic drama for free. I really don't know what you, a mother, would think at that time.
Yang Ningbing is really tired. Today, she went to inspect the newly-built national industrial park approved by herself. After a whole day's walk, her feet in high heels were almost broken, and she was worried about this son. She was really exhausted when she got home, but she was always strong and didn't want to show her fragile side in front of others.
This is the price she must pay to become a social elite. In order to stand out in this arena of obeying the laws of the jungle, women have to pay more, and only she knows the ups and downs.
"No way, you can't clamour to sleep with your aunt like you did when you were young, you know?" Yang Ningbing stood up and said faintly, "In fact, my mother didn't want to be like that during the day, and she won't be like that in the future, but you should also think of your mother from her point of view."
Ye Wudao felt a little strange about his mother's concession, but when he heard that he didn't want to sleep with his aunt as he did when he was a child, he still made his face red. How do you say that he seems to have not been weaned, and he still refuses to sleep with his aunt?