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Chapter 1 - Wedge pervert and playboy

It is definitely not an easy task to be a playboy, which is not easy to be an extremely bad person. First of all, it is more lovely than having enough money to burn as paper. Being rich can not only make the mare go, but also make the mare go. All the shortcomings will be changed from the original unbearable under the whitewash of money. Secondly, your family background must be strong, so that you can buy a long-term insurance for the future, and you don't have to worry that no one will wipe your ass if you do something illegal.

God is generous to me, because I already have these two things that are worthless in my eyes. Perhaps this is because the goddess of fortune likes me like countless women. Really, as long as it is a female creature, it is not very resistant to me.

Generally speaking, with these two points, you can be a pervert with peace of mind. For one thing, don't confuse a pervert with a playboy. A playboy is definitely a pervert, but a pervert is not necessarily a playboy, because it involves a serious problem of grade and taste! To be a playboy, a handsome face, deep eyes and an intoxicating smile are indispensable. Of course, it is acceptable to call me the best sex maniac.

As the saying goes, "color also has a way", a pervert can be hungry and see all the opposite sex creatures have an original reaction, but a playboy is different. For a woman, the best and greatest gift that God has given to a man, he must be extremely selective and rigorous. This is a playboy's occupation-hunting for beautiful women, not only physically, but also mentally!

In this way, the difficulty coefficient is very large. To conquer beauty psychologically is no less than a war full of smoke for men. You know, even a war genius like Napoleon said that the only way to not fail in the battlefield of love is to escape. This shows that this war, which has existed since God created mankind since ancient times, is not a simple topic! Playboy has to be invincible in this battlefield to safeguard men's dignity. Of course, a playboy with taste will never do something that hurts the mood like a potato. He will only treat them like a beautiful work of art!

My goal is to be a grand master playboy, because the contribution of such people to society is to develop the entertainment function of love to the extreme, so that the heavy life is inserted with the wings of lightness. As for having thousands of girlfriends like Guinuo, Porfireio Rubirosa or Aristotle O 'Narcisse, the Greek ship king, it's just an additional problem in my life.

I hope my epitaph will be like this in the future-he has been ignorant and charming all his life, played pranks, played better than women and told lies, but he left the world happily. The man weighed himself and consciously reported to hell, but the judge told him that he should go to heaven, where relatives were waiting for his reunion.

-"Biography of Playboy" frontispiece.