### Chapter One: An Informal Welcome from the Hero Himself!
(The scene begins with a black screen, then the sound of someone clearing their throat is heard.)
???: "Is this working? ... Oh, you're already there? Excellent! I don't know how to explain the situation to you, but let me introduce myself."
(A picture of a young man with tousled hair and tattered samurai attire appears, sitting on a rock in a clearly devastated area, waving to the readers.)
Hirota: "Greetings, curious strangers! My name is Hirota, and you might have heard of me before... No? Well, that's sad. Anyway, you're reading my story, so there's no escape now! And you might be wondering: 'Why are we here?' and 'Why is this guy talking directly to us?' Let me tell you the story from the beginning, but in my own way!"
(The screen starts moving as if it were an old film strip, with dramatic samurai music playing in the background.)
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Ten years ago...
Hirota (in a voiceover): "A decade ago, we samurai were the pride of this world. We fought wars, protected the weak, and looked really cool while waving our swords. We even got razor blade commercial offers!"
(A scene appears of a samurai advertising a razor blade: "Sharp as a katana, but without the bloodshed!")
Hirota: "But things changed... A new fighting style emerged, crushing our old techniques and making us look like beginners holding chopsticks instead of swords."
(A scene is shown of a fight between a traditional samurai and a new-style fighter... the samurai is defeated in just five seconds!)
Hirota: "And then, when we were struggling to regain our glory, they appeared... the aliens."
(Spaceships are shown landing on Earth, giant glowing-eyed creatures easily crushing cities.)
Hirota: "The new fighters tried to face them but failed miserably! And the moment we samurai had been waiting for arrived, to regain our glory!"
(A scene appears of a group of samurai standing against the aliens, with the wind blowing in the background to add a dramatic effect... then the next shot shows the aliens easily crushing them too.)
Hirota: "No one supported us, they didn't even give us respectable funding! We fought with everything we had, but we fell, and humans became just dogs to the aliens."
(The scene transitions to the present, where the entire police and government are under alien control, and humans are merely slaves, but in hiding, there is a very small resistance.)
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Now...
(The camera returns to Hirota sitting on his rock, taking a bite of a rice triangle.)
Hirota: "We've been hiding for ten years... until they decided to execute something unexpected."
(A scene appears of the execution of a resistance member on TV in front of everyone.)
Hirota (in a low and serious voice): "He was one of us... one of the five who fought with me ten years ago. And that means only one thing..."
(He stops eating, looks directly at the reader, his eyes shining with determination.)
Hirota: "... there's a traitor among us."
(The story's logo appears, then the scene transitions to a rapid sequence of other character images, action scenes, and random comedy, then returns to darkness.)
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End of Chapter One.
### Chapter Two: The Gathering of Fools... I Mean, Heroes!
(The scene begins in a dark alley where Hirota stands next to an old, dilapidated building. He looks right and left, then knocks on the door three times in a suspicious manner.)
Hirota (whispering): "Password?"
Voice from inside: "We are samurai, our weapon is honor!"
Hirota: "Oh, sorry, wrong door."
(Hirota quickly moves to another door and knocks on it differently. This time, the door slowly opens, revealing a man wearing outrageously colorful samurai attire.)
Kazu (smiling): "Welcome! Welcome to the secret resistance base!"
(The camera shifts inside, revealing that the secret base is nothing but a small room filled with empty cups, strange tools, and a sign that reads "Heroes' Base – Please Don't Leave Dirty Dishes!")
Hirota (crossing his arms): "Oh my god, this is worse than I imagined..."
Kazu: "We might not look professional, but our fighting spirit is unbeatable!"
Hirota: "Your fighting spirit needs to clean this place first."
(Another person approaches from behind, tall and with a serious expression.)
Takumi: "Nonsense. We're not here to be polite; we're here to end the aliens."
Kazu: "And clean the base?"
Takumi: "No."
(A faint laughter is heard, and another person appears from the corner, sitting on a tattered table, playing with a small knife between his fingers.)
Renji (with a sly smile): "So... when do we start destroying everything?"
Hirota: "As soon as I understand how you went from a secret resistance to a shoujo manga club!"
Kazu: "It's artistic taste! By the way, did you see how you looked in the last chapter? The lighting wasn't fair to you!"
Hirota: "... Focus with me, we need an actual plan, the aliens executed one of us, which means there's a traitor among us."
(Silence fills the room as everyone stares at each other.)
Renji (slowly closing his eyes): "So, are we in a mystery scenario now? Oh, I've always wanted to be the mysterious detective who silently gathers evidence before blowing everyone away with the truth!"
Kazu: "And I'll be the one who screams 'This can't be true!'"
Takumi: "And I'll be the one who looks disdainfully and says 'You were fools from the start.'"
Hirota: "And I'll be the one who loses his temper because of your nonsense!!"
(Hirota bangs the table hard, causing a cup to fall to the ground.)
Hirota: "Listen, the aliens control the earth, and we're humanity's last hope. Either we get serious and start planning an attack, or we stay here discussing our roles in a fictional manga!"
(A sudden knock on the door is heard, everyone freezes in place.)
Mysterious Voice: "I know you're in there... open the door now, or else..."
Kazu (whispering): "Oh no. Did any of you order pizza?"
Renji: "Not yet, but I wished for one!"
Hirota: "This is no time for jokes! Everyone get ready!"
(The camera slowly moves towards the door, where the shot ends with the sound of the doorknob creaking open...)
End of Chapter Two!
### Chapter Three: Chaos in the Streets
The chaos in the streets of Kiyo unfolded after we left the battlefield where our failed opponent ended in a comical manner. The team ran through the dark alleys, slipping between old walls as alarm sounds and dazzling neon lights emanated from every direction. Suddenly, amidst the confusing hustle, a loud knock was heard on an abandoned door opening into one of the alleys.
Hirota (stopping and in a low voice):
"Did you hear that? It sounds like someone wants to get in."
The companions exchanged glances, both anxious and sarcastic.
Kazu (sarcastically):
"I think he's here to remind us that we forgot to pay the electricity bill at the resistance camp!"
Everyone smiled despite the tension, but Takumi looked more serious and said:
"No, this is no time for jokes. We need to be careful; it could be one of the alien regime's agents tracking us."
Hirota approached the door, slowly raising his hand to turn the handle. Faint sounds echoed from inside, then a mysterious voice said:
> "I know you're in there... open the door now, or else..."
Everyone suddenly stopped. A heavy silence fell, and their eyes watched the handle as if expecting a surprise.
Renji (with a sly smile and cheerfulness):
"You know? I feel like I'm in an episode of Dragon Ball, where the enemy waits to turn into Super Saiyan, but maybe he'll end up throwing himself to the ground instead of launching his attack!"
Kazu laughed loudly despite the tense atmosphere, while Takumi tried to keep things under control.
Hirota rushed to open the door very slowly, his hands extending forward, until the door opened wide.
The scene behind the door:
Inside appeared a strange-looking man wearing an unconventional outfit; his clothes blended elements of traditional Japanese attire with modern technology. His eyes gleamed with a strange blue light, and his smile held a barely concealed cruelty.
The man said in a calm but subtly threatening tone:
> "I am Kagero, the alien regime's envoy. We have noticed your reckless movements in the streets of Kiyo. You are now just part of a larger experiment, and you cannot escape our surveillance."
Hirota did not lose his composure and replied with a sarcastic tone:
> "Kagero, isn't it nice of you to ask us to join an anime story reading club? Because we're just trying to survive in a world where aliens think we're fruit in an experiment! We only have the old sword, and now we're trying to maintain our crumbling honor."
Kagero smiled faintly and said:
> "Your honor? What an irony! It has been heard that you are just remnants of a bygone era. But don't worry, we have a way to make you serve the new regime."
At that moment, the team realized that the confrontation was not over, and that the alien regime aimed to exploit everything old to corrupt the new. Takumi turned and said in a firm voice:
> "If you intend to control us, we will resist you with all the courage we have. We are not just puppets pulled in an anime scenario, but we are real samurai who do not forget the oath."
A group of alien robots emerged from behind Kagero, but Hirota's reaction was quick; he maintained a humorous demeanor even in the face of threat and said:
> "I think Kagero forgot to update his software because these robots are reacting as if they're out of an episode of 'One Piece' instead of being destructive machines!"
The battle began to escalate between the team and Kagero with his units, as laughter intertwined with the sounds of shots and whistles. Each companion made a sarcastic comment:
Kazu: "Oh, is this the Super Saiyan technique? It looks like it's trying to warm up before it explodes!"
Takumi: "These aliens haven't learned the lesson of discipline; a sarcastic style can't be a weapon for fighting!"
Renji: "I feel like I'm in 'Hunter x Hunter'; everything here is weird and funny even amidst the violence."
The sounds and laughter intertwined with the sounds of battle, as Hirota led the team with a tone that combined seriousness and sarcasm. While the robots malfunctioned due to their mixed programming, the team managed to create a small chaos inside the alien camp.
Hirota (amidst the noise of battle):
"Heroes, let's show them that even in a world ruled by technology and space, the true spirit of the samurai still lights the way! If you think you can crush us, let's show you how pride and laughter rewrite history!"
The battle ended with a sarcastic comment from Kazu when he said:
> "It seems that even the alien systems are suffering from a technical issue... maybe we need to update their operating system!"
After moments of chaotic laughter, the team managed to escape the battle site amidst the sneers of the arrogant aliens, knowing that this was just the beginning of a bigger battle that would test their will and unity.
The scene ends with the team running through the alleys, leaving behind the echo of Kagero's words and the noise of the battle, with a silent promise that they will return stronger to reclaim their honor and stand against the regime that abused the past for its own benefit.
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End of Chapter Three.
### Chapter Four: "The Blue Planet in Danger... Again?!"
After the moment of silence that filled the room following the sudden knocking sound, everyone exchanged glances. Rayo, the type who believes that troubles never come singly, cautiously placed his hand on his sword. Genji, on the other hand, took a sip of tea as if nothing had happened, while Haruki eagerly prepared for battle.
Rayo (in a low voice): "Well... who do you expect it to be?"
Genji: "Definitely not the pizza delivery guy, because we didn't order one."
Haruki: "What if it's an alien pizza delivery guy?! Can they make pizza? Maybe with galaxy flavors?"
Rayo: "...Can you focus?"
Before any of them could move, the door suddenly opened, and a tall man in a black cloak entered, wearing vintage round sunglasses, looking like he stepped out of a 90s action movie.
???: "Ah, finally found you. Time is short, we need to leave immediately!"
Haruki, who trusts no one, was the first to jump to conclusions.
Haruki: "Wait a minute! Who are you? And how did you find us? And why do you look like a secret agent who got fired?"
The man lifted his sunglasses slightly, revealing sharp eyes filled with seriousness.
???: "My name is Kurogawa, and I am here to save you... or rather, to save this planet."
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New Scene – "Alien Invasion? Again?!"
Kurogawa led them to the rooftop, where a terrifying scene appeared in the sky. A massive spaceship, the size of a small city, hovered over the capital. It resembled a mix between a metallic octopus head and an electronic billboard displaying a logo written in a strange language.
Genji: "Oh no... don't tell me the aliens are planning to invade Earth again? Is this some kind of retake exam?"
Kurogawa: "These aren't just ordinary invaders... these are the Grand Galactic Empire Council, and they have decided to intervene because their system was thrown into chaos after recent events."
Rayo: "You mean... after we defeated their followers and destroyed some of their ships?"
Kurogawa: "Exactly. They're here to set things right... that is, to exterminate humanity completely because we're a nuisance to them."
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Comedic Scene – "Frieza... Again?!"
Suddenly, a holographic image appeared in the sky, of an alien man who looked strangely familiar, with sinister features, white skin, and a long tail.
???: "Greetings, foolish humans! I am Emperor Zenofrieza!"
Rayo: "...Zenofrieza? Are they serious now?!"
Genji: "Well, at least they're not ashamed of stealing ideas!"
Haruki: "Wait, can I turn Super Saiyan now?!"
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First Battle Scene – "Transformation... But Not Super Saiyan!"
As the alien invasion began, the team decided to confront them, but things were not as easy as they expected. Rayo, after seeing the enemies' strength, decided to use his secret technique...
Rayo: "It's time for transformation!"
Genji and Haruki watched eagerly.
Haruki: "Oh, this is awesome! His hair will turn blonde now, right?"
Rayo: "...No. I'm a samurai, not a space fighter from a famous anime series."
Instead of transforming, he drew his sword and began using the "Swift Shadow" technique, making him move at super speed, as if disappearing and reappearing behind his enemies, cutting them with pinpoint accuracy.
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End – "Unexpected Confrontation!"
As the battle continued, a new leader appeared on the battlefield, a mysterious man wearing ancient samurai armor, but bearing the emblem of the Galactic Empire.
???: "Finally, I meet you... foolish samurai."
Rayo narrowed his eyes. "Who are you?"
The man smiled maliciously. "My name... is Shinra, and I am the samurai of the aliens. I came to end your outdated legend."
The real battle has only just begun...!
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End of Chapter Four.
### Chapter Five: "When Samurai Meet Aliens... Disaster Strikes!"
The battle began. Rayo, Genji, and Haruki stood facing Shinra, the alien samurai who looked like he had stepped straight out of a historical movie... but in space.
Shinra: "I've heard about you... you humans who cause trouble wherever you go."
Rayo: "Oh, what an honor that the aliens are keeping up with our news!"
Haruki: "Do you have space channels broadcasting reports about us? What about entertainment shows? Do you watch Dragon Ball?!"
Shinra: "...What nonsense is this?! You are mere insects!"
Without warning, Shinra vanished for a moment and reappeared behind them at incredible speed, directing his strike towards Rayo. He barely managed to block it, feeling an immense pressure from the alien samurai's strength.
Genji, who had been silently observing, finally decided to intervene in a "brilliant" manner.
Genji: "Wait, before we start... can we negotiate? What if we give you Earth for free? We just need... let's say... a small island for rest?!"
Shinra: "Are you joking?!"
Haruki: "No, no, Genji is serious. He likes to be a real estate agent in his spare time."
Rayo: (sighs) "You guys are never serious..."
But before Shinra could attack them again, a wave of explosions came from the spaceship in the sky, lighting up the night with strange colors. It seemed another group had joined the battle...
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New Scene – "Space Pirates? Really?!"
Out of nowhere, another spaceship appeared, but this time it was filled with strange symbols and black flags. It was clear they were not part of the Galactic Empire, but something else entirely...
???: "Hahaha! So, these are the humans we've heard about!"
A tall man stepped out of the ship, wearing a blue space coat and an eye patch over one eye. He looked like a mix between a pirate captain and a gang leader.
Rayo: "...Don't tell me we now have a space version of One Piece pirates?"
Genji: "I wonder... does he have a Devil Fruit too?"
Haruki: "Wait, can I have one? Do you sell the fruits at a discount?!"
The space pirate, who seemed annoyed, looked at them in bewilderment.
???: "Devil Fruits? Don't be ridiculous! We're here to reclaim the great treasure!"
Rayo: "Treasure?"
Genji: "Wait... does that mean there's a real treasure on Earth?"
Haruki: "Maybe a chest full of rare anime toys?!"
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Showdown Scene – "Three Parties, One Chaos!"
As the Galactic Empire spaceship prepared for attack and the space pirate plotted to steal the treasure, Rayo and his team stood amidst the chaos.
Rayo: "So, let me summarize... aliens trying to wipe us out, space pirates searching for treasure, and we're stuck in the middle for no apparent reason."
Genji: "Yes... the situation is absolutely perfect!"
Haruki: "I think we should get popcorn because this battle is going to be epic!"
But before they could plan their next move, Shinra started moving, attacking everyone at once. Meanwhile, the space pirates opened fire on the Empire's ship. The battle turned into complete chaos!
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End – "Oh No... What Did We Do?!"
As they tried to survive in the middle of the battle, Genji pressed a strange button on one of the devices he found lying on the ground.
Rayo: "Wait, wait, don't press random buttons!"
Genji: "But it was shining so beautifully!"
Suddenly, a massive portal opened in the sky, sucking everything around it. The spaceship began to retreat, the pirates screamed in panic, and even Shinra looked shocked.
Haruki: "Well... I think we pressed the wrong button."
The portal began to pull everything in, and as they tried to escape, they were sucked into it...
Where will they end up?!
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End of Chapter Five.
### Chapter Six: "Welcome to Planet... What?!"
It was over. Rayo, Genji, and Haruki were sucked into the giant portal, now falling rapidly towards a strange planet with vibrant colors and purple clouds...
Rayo: "This is the worst day of my life."
Genji: "For me, it's the best day! We're traveling between galaxies for free!"
Haruki: "Ah, I can't breathe! I can't breathe!!"
Rayo: "We're in space... and yet, you can still scream?"
Haruki: "...Oh, right."
But suddenly, their movement slowed, and they fell gently towards the planet's surface, as if gravity decided to give them a second chance at life. They landed on a soft ground, resembling pillows, in the middle of a forest filled with bizarre trees that made cartoonish sounds like "boing" and "pop!" whenever their leaves rustled.
Genji: "I already love this place!"
Rayo: "I feel like I'm inside a kids' cartoon show... this is uncomfortable."
Haruki: "I don't want to alarm you, but there are creatures coming towards us quickly!"
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Appearance of the Aliens... The Silly Ones?
From between the trees, a group of aliens emerged, but they were not what the trio expected. They weren't terrifying monsters, nor soldiers equipped with laser weapons, but... they looked like cute little video game characters, with round heads and big eyes, and bright colors.
???: "Boing! Who are you?!"
Rayo: "...Did it actually say 'boing'?"
Genji: "I think it's part of their language."
Haruki: "Hello, little aliens! We are friendly humans!"
The little creature, who seemed to be the leader, jumped forward and raised its short hands.
???: "We are the Boing Boing people! And this is our planet, Boing Boing Land!"
Rayo: "...I can't handle this."
Genji: "I already love you guys!"
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A New Disaster – "The Giant Monster!"
As they tried to understand this place, the ground suddenly shook. The small alien creatures started screaming and running away.
Rayo: "Well, this isn't good."
Haruki: "Definitely, because a mass escape is usually not a positive sign."
Genji: "What could be worse than this?"
The answer came immediately when a giant monster appeared from between the trees. Its shape was unnatural, resembling... a giant towel, with glowing eyes and sharp fangs!
???: "This is the monster 'Towelitus'! The monster that tries to devour our entire planet!"
Rayo: "...Wait, are you saying this creature is... a giant towel?"
Genji: "Well, now I've seen everything."
Haruki: "It looks like the monsters in Dragon Ball that randomly attack the planet!"
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The Battle Against "Towelitus"
There was no time for more talking. The giant monster lifted itself into the air and prepared to attack them. Rayo drew his sword, while Genji and Haruki prepared to fight in their own ways.
Rayo: "Alright, let's finish this quickly!"
But...
Before they could attack, a bright light appeared in the sky, and they heard a familiar voice...
???: "Stop, you foolish humans!"
It was Shinra, the alien samurai, who had arrived on the planet!
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End of Chapter Six