Chapter 1
One minute I'm playing Cold War zombies about to reach round 30 and the next I'm in a white void. "Where the hell…?" I looked around trying to find anything that would tell me where I am. "Hello there." I turned around to see a woman standing there. But this woman was too beautiful to be human. She had long blonde hair that was bright enough to be white. She had an hourglass body with breasts that had to be a G cup at least! "You know you shouldn't focus on a girl's breasts." Did she just read mind?! "Yes, I did." You know that's a real invasion of privacy. "Sorry, you do have a good point." Wow she apologized quick. I mean she didn't need to apologize at all, seeing as how I was staring at her chest. "Wow, that's really fair of you." Yeah but could you wait for me to speak out aloud though? "Oh fair enough." "Ok, so first, the basic questions. Who are you and why am I here?" "In order? I'm a god and second you died."
"What! Hooow?!!" When I asked she looked disappointed. "Well, you had a heart attack." How the hell did I have a heart attack? I know I'm fat, but I ate enough healthy food so that wouldn't happened. "You do realize food doesn't work that way? The healthy food has to be more than the junk food." She said in a matter a fact tone. She is right. I can't argue with her there. Eating fast food ten times a week probably wasn't the best diet to keep the health problems away. I looked around again and saw nothing but a white void. "We are in my realm." Knowing what I was going to ask next? Mind reading really is a pain in the ass. "Come on, it helps to better get through the conversation." Although right it is still invasion of privacy. "Anyway why am I here?" "Mmhmm, straight to the point uh? alright your here because I randomly selected your soul to go to my world." My world? So she not the god of earth? And what is world going to be like?" " well, to answer your questions in order. 1) yes my world, 2) no I'm not earth god, I'm a god of another world and your earth god give some random soul every once in awhile, 3) the world I'm sending you is a world of swords, magic, and monsters like the fantasy manga you read." Ahh, so I'm being isekai'd. Now I somewhat understand what's going on. But what kind is going to happen? "What do you mean what kind?" "Are going to give me some overpowered ability or are going to just drop me in the middle of nowhere with nothing and watch in amusement as I suffer?" "How hurtful, I'll let you know it is the former not the latter." Alright cool, how overpowered? "You cause for any ability on any level except for asking for you become a god that is the only thing I can't grant you." Woah, besides godhood she because given me a blank check. Are you sure that alright? "Yes, gods can't create other gods. Only the supreme god can do that." Supreme god? Whatever doesn't matter right now. What power I should ask for? Should I ask for power that can destroy nations? No, I was a shut in, power like would only if I plan to go outside which I do not. I spent awhile thinking and it came to me. "Goddess I know what I want!" "Oh you do what is it?" "I want to be omnipotent!" "Didn't I tell you, you can't be a god." A look of disappointment appeared on her face. "Yes, but what about only being omnipotent in my house? "Huh?" The goddess looked confused. "Let me explain. I want to bring my house to the other world as well." The look of confusion deepened on her face. "Your house?" He further explained. "Yeah, I loved that house. Everything was perfect exactly how I wanted it. The manga piles I build up, the warhammer room I designed. I loved the house I made and I want to stay in that house in the next world." Understanding appeared on the goddess face. "Ok I understand the house part but what about the omnipotent part?" He explained. "I thought that would be a great work around. Because I wouldn't actually be omnipotent more nigh-omnipotent in my house or at least have absolute control of my house." The goddess pondered for a while. Did I ask for too much? He thought that and the goddess answered. "Maybe the omnipotent part, but the nigh-omnipotent or absolute control might be a work around." He thought that the goddess read his mind again, but since she was considering the wish he made he decided to not bring it up. "Ok I think I can give nigh-omnipotent part." She finally said. "But like you described and followed the rules it will only be in your house. The moment you leave your house that power will deactivate." He thought that was more than fair. He was already pushing the limit to what she said he could wish for. "Thank you." The goddess gave a small smile. "Wow, I didn't a pervert could so polite." That fair a lot of people thought in his previous life. "Was there anything else before I send you to the new world?" He ask his next favors. "Could I keep my WiFi and internet and cable access to my previous world? He thought due to the extreme wish before she would turn this one's down. "Those are a whole lot easier than your first wish. Granted." He seems a little shocked but happy. "Thank you again." The goddess continued. "But you can't contact anyone from your previous life." He shook his headed understandingly. "Alright, off you go." The goddess raised her hand and he started to fade. I wonder what this new world will be like? And then he vanished.