"Brother...Brother, wake up!"
In a haze, Lu Xiangjun slowly came back to her senses while holding the bowl of noodles that had been licked clean.
The intoxicating taste in her mouth was still lingering.
"Brother, are you okay, brother!"
The panicked voice sounded again, and Lu Xiangjun quickly regained her spirits.
She stared at the strange man in front of her.
Where did this pretty boy come from? He was still wearing the uniform of an outer disciple...
Lu Xiangjun kept thinking about it, and felt a little cold outside.
"Fuck! Where are my clothes!?"
Lu Xiangjun roared and pushed Xu Shan directly.
It was just a simple push, pushing him five or six meters away.
With a sharp pain in his shoulder, Xu Shan couldn't help but fall to the ground, his face pale.
He was originally weak, and even if the other party didn't have time, he was really about to be unable to bear it.
Lu Xiangjun stood there with her bare chest, and immediately summoned the magic sword from the storage bag.
The tip of the sword was slightly tilted, vaguely pointing at Xu Shan.
His throat rolled, and his consciousness was completely awake. While watching Xu Shan's peripheral vision to observe the surrounding environment, he tried to recall what had just happened.
But after thinking for a while, he couldn't remember it at all.
His mind was blank, as if he had blacked out, only the strong sense of happiness was still clearly remembered.
Damn, what happened? I just stole a bowl of noodles, why did it feel so good?
It was as if I was determined to abstain from sex for 99 days, and I was relieved the next day.
And why were the clothes blown all over the floor?
It didn't look like poisoning, nor like being hit by a spell, and there was no discomfort in my body.
No, where is the outer door cook?
Lu Xiangjun quickly came to her senses, pointed the sword at Xu Shan, and said in a deep voice: "What's your name? Why is my shirt torn?"
"Xu...Xu Shan, when I came here, I saw that my senior brother was naked..." Xu Shan said with difficulty.
"...Why are you, an outer sect disciple, here?" "A while ago, Senior Sister Li went to the outer sect to look for Elder Cao, but she left something behind. Elder Cao had something to do, so he asked me to come and deliver it." Xu Shan stammered, "I returned the things, and out of curiosity, I wanted to take a walk in the inner sect... I got lost and saw Senior Brother."
"Senior Sister Li? Li Qing?"
"Yes..."
Cold sweat broke out on Xu Shan's forehead.
He knew that there was a Senior Sister named Li in the inner sect, but he didn't know her name. Elder Cao was the manager of the outer sect. Now he could only see if he could fool her with this lie.
He had shaved his beard, so he didn't have time to find a place to observe.
But judging from the other party's eyes and performance, his appearance should have changed so much that he couldn't recognize him at all.
Hope he could fool her successfully!
"Hiss..." In order to hide his nervousness, Xu Shan covered his shoulder and took a deep breath.
Lu Xiangjun's suspicion gradually faded, she put away her sword and stepped forward to hold Xu Shan up.
"I'm sorry, Junior Brother, I didn't notice it just now. The inner gate usually doesn't allow outer disciples to enter, but Elder Cao asked you to come, so it's okay to take a look, don't worry." "Thank you, Senior Brother." Xu Shan forced a smile. Lu Xiangjun frowned and said, "Did you see a big bearded man, also from the outer gate, what's his name?" "Beard... Senior Brother, you should be asking about Tian Xuan, right? He has a big beard." Xu Shan said without blushing or panting. Male outer disciples account for the vast majority, one is too lazy to take care of, and the other is that they don't have the habits of modern people, maybe they like to show their masculine power. There are too many beards, grab a handful, and there are also a few sideburns, but his is particularly messy and dense. "What do you mean by should, that guy has a dragon embroidered on the sleeve of his outer disciple uniform." Lu Xiangjun pulled Xu Shan's arm and pointed at his upper arm and said, "It's here, there is a green dragon here, who is he?" "Ah? Dragon?" Xu Shan looked at his right arm with confusion. Dragon? He never had a dragon on his sleeves, what did he mean by that?
"I don't know, no one has a dragon on their sleeves, Senior Brother."
Lu Xiangjun let go of Xu Shan and exhaled heavily.
Forget it, he didn't know anything, and it would be the same if he went to find the outer sect disciple himself.
"By the way, what happened when you saw me just now?"
"Uh... When I saw you, you were eating noodles on the ground with your bare chest, and you kept commenting, as if you were possessed by a demon..." Xu Shan hesitated.
"What!"
Lu Xiangjun was shocked, and the next second he suddenly realized something, and looked towards the main hall as if struck by lightning.
It's over, there's something wrong with the food, and the guests are invited to the banquet inside!
"Let's go! Follow me! Go to the outer sect!"
Lu Xiangjun was so scared that she broke out in a cold sweat, and she picked up Xu Shan and jumped onto the flying sword.
Something might happen... If something really happens, he can't take the responsibility!
Although the food is not poisonous, the matter is a bit too weird, and we have to find that grandson quickly!
The strong wind blew in his face, and Xu Shan tried to control his breathing.
Soon, the two had landed.
Lu Xiangjun said: "Where does that Tian Xuan live?"
"I don't know."
"Why didn't you tell me earlier if you didn't know!" Lu Xiangjun yelled angrily.
"Brother, you didn't ask..." Xu Shan whispered.
"Tsk... Forget it, go back to where you came from, I'll find you myself."
Lu Xiangjun was furious, let go of Xu Shan and rushed in another direction alone.Seeing the other party leave, Xu Shan straightened his robes and walked in another direction with a calm face.
After walking for a long time, he arrived at a small river outside the gate.
The area near the small river is his secret base. Basically no one comes here, and he often stares blankly here.
Xu Shan suddenly lay on the ground, gasping for breath.
Tired... too tired. I thought it was an opportunity, but it ended up in trouble.
I wanted to fight for my future, but the more I messed around, the closer I got to the edge of crisis.
This matter is not so easy to end. Lu Xiangjun should go to the elders of the outer gate to find other outer disciples.
Whether it can be stabilized in the future is another matter. If it can't be beaten this time, then it can only be left to fate.
I can't leave the mountain gate. There is no way to survive if I leave this place and go to other places. It has become a delusion to want to crack the secret of the green seal.
For now, I can only take it one step at a time.
Xu Shan groaned as he climbed up, trying to stick his head out of the river, and put his hand over his throat.
"Ugh! Ugh!!"
A ball of hair vomited out of Xu Shan's mouth and flowed downstream.
The river water was fast, clear, and calm, reflecting a handsome face.
Xu Shan was stunned for a moment, and the anger in his heart subsided.
I... I actually look like this?
He used to have a scruffy beard like Li Kui, but under the beard was a pretty boy... No wonder Lu Xiangjun couldn't recognize him at all.
He didn't even recognize himself!
He looks quite like Jiao Enjun's version of Erlang Shen. If this face goes into the entertainment industry, it is entirely possible to reach the height of Brother Ji before he sent the lawyer's letter.Facing the water, Xu Shan forced a smile that was uglier than crying, and then lay down on the river bank again, closing his eyes and taking deep breaths.
Damn, now I know that it is useless to have a good face, and I am not even in a hurry to eat gigolo.
Besides, with my level, if I really get close to a female cultivator with a higher level, I can't satisfy her even if my tongue cramps. I guess I will throw it away after using it once.
"The spicy guy next door, the world has really changed..." Xu Shan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and murmured in a self-deprecating manner.
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