Qin Feng's First-Person Narration:
I was reborn.
That should have been something to celebrate, but I couldn't bring myself to smile—because I had been reborn as a baby, no, an undeveloped fetus still in the womb!
To make things worse, my twin brother, Qin Hao, had awakened a legendary-grade "Heaven's Chosen One" system.
Just when I thought I was destined to be an insignificant NPC in this life, a cold voice suddenly echoed in my mind.
Qin Feng's System:
Ding! Congratulations, Host! The Universe's Super Ultimate Villain System has been successfully activated!
Qin Feng:
What?! I have a system too?!
Qin Feng's Narration:
This world is called Desolate Antiquity. It is a xuanhuan world where demons and immortals coexist, and the mundane mingle with the extraordinary. Here, the mighty can split mountains and sever seas, summon storms, and shake the heavens with a single word.
And me? I'm utterly unremarkable—so plain that even dogs wouldn't turn their heads if I passed by. In a world like this, I wouldn't survive past chapter three.
But then, a surprising twist—my father is actually the head of the Qin Clan!
Father's Information:
Name: Qin Yun (Head of the Qin Clan, Qin Feng's father)
Qin Feng's Narration:
The Qin Clan—the number one family in Desolate Antiquity—boasts countless experts and generations of prodigies. Here, there's nothing a single cry of "Dad" can't solve. And if one cry isn't enough? Just call for Mom.
My mother is the Saintess of Taibai Immortal Mountain, one of the three great sacred lands. Her strength is unfathomable.
If even calling my parents doesn't work, there are still ten ancestor-level powerhouses in the family standing guard.
Unfortunately, I'm still in my mother's womb, with three years left until I'm born.
Mother's Information:
Name: Yun Xiyue (Qin Feng's mother)
Qin Feng:
Heh, as long as I avoid those crazy protagonists with their absurd plot armor, wouldn't I be able to live a carefree life?
Wait… no.
How could a real world have such ridiculous hacks? Years of hard work losing out to a young brat's random fortuitous encounter—what a joke!
Narration:
However, the next second, Qin Feng could no longer laugh.
As usual, his mother, Yun Xiyue, drank a bowl of the Qin Clan's special celestial elixir. This elixir possessed miraculous powers, capable of enhancing the potential of an unborn child.
To ensure his success from the very start, the Qin Clan even used a secret technique to delay his birth by 100 years. Now, 97 years had passed—only three more years until his birth.
But today, before Qin Feng could absorb the energy from the elixir, his younger brother, Qin Hao, seized it first, absorbing everything.
Brother's Information:
Name: Qin Hao (Qin Feng's younger brother)
Narration:
Qin Hao, still unsatisfied, began frantically plundering the energy from Qin Feng's body.
Qin Feng:
Damn! No way! I feel like my body is being hollowed out!
What kind of monster is this little brother of mine?!
I can't escape. I can only watch helplessly as my energy is drained bit by bit…
Qin Feng's System:
Ding! Detecting a legendary-grade Heaven's Chosen One… System activation in progress…
Qin Feng:
What the—?! My little brother is the protagonist?!
Qin Feng's Narration:
As everyone knows, being related to a protagonist is an incredibly dangerous job.
They either get silenced or become obstacles to the protagonist's growth and end up sacrificed.
Even if they somehow manage to survive to the end, fate will still grind them into the dirt.
Sure enough, the next moment, Qin Feng's mind was flooded with his younger brother's protagonist halo attributes.
Qin Hao's System:
Ding! Legendary Protagonist Exclusive Halo Activated!
Luck Bonus +9999
Comprehension Bonus +9999
Potential Bonus +9999
Charisma Bonus +9999
Family Reincarnation Rate +50%
Qin Feng:
WHAT?!
Qin Hao's System:
Note: When encountering life-threatening danger, the halo will activate additional enhancements!
Extra Luck Bonus +9999
Extra Comprehension Bonus +9999
Extra Potential Bonus +9999
Extra Charisma Bonus +9999
Family Reincarnation Rate +99999
Qin Feng:
AHHHH! Is there no justice?! No law?!
I'm the one who reincarnated, so why is my younger brother the protagonist?!
Then what am I supposed to be? The villain?!
Qin Feng's System:
Host detected as the Supreme Ordinary Faction of Destiny. Universe's Super Ultimate Villain System has been successfully activated.
A Crow:
Caw… caw… caw… caw…
Qin Feng:
Sob… sob… sob…
Being the protagonist's elder brother was already dangerous enough.
And now I have to be the ultimate villain too?!
Isn't this the definition of "holding a lantern while walking into a public restroom—seeking death"?
Qin Feng's Thoughts:
Qin Feng, remember:
Don't be greedy for wealth.
Don't be lustful.
Don't take in disciples.
Don't establish a sect.
Stay hidden if possible; don't stand out.
Avoid both trash and genius cultivators.
Don't save beauties in distress.
Avoid anyone with the surnames Ye, Lin, Chen, Chu, Qin, Wang, Su, Fang, or Zhou.
Most importantly—NEVER laugh with a sinister "Jie Jie Jie"!
Qin Feng's System:
Friendly reminder: Based on the system's analysis of the host's personality, you are greedy, lustful, love bragging, and radiate an air of flamboyance. You embody the true essence of manhood! There's no way you would willingly live in seclusion, cultivating yourself into a quiet and well-mannered gentleman. Hehe.
Narration:
Qin Feng couldn't hold it in anymore and started cursing.
Qin Feng:
Are you kidding me?! Don't you feel guilty saying something like that?! I've always been a kindhearted person, alright?!
When I see the girl next door taking a bath, I kindly open the window for ventilation.
When Old Wang isn't home, I take care of his wife for him.
When I find a homeless young lady, I offer her a warm place to stay.
My friends say I have the potential to be a prime minister, but all I want is to be the friendly neighborhood boy, quietly helping my neighbors fix their plumbing…
Qin Feng's System:
Super Villain Starter Pack Unlocked!
Congratulations! You have obtained the Divine Aura – Emperor's Talent!
Congratulations! You have obtained the Supreme Technique – Creation Art of the Thirty-Three Heavens!
Congratulations! You have obtained a Mythical Legendary Item – Max-Level Red-Haired Monster Experience Voucher!
Item Descriptions:
Emperor's Talent: A divine aura that grants a tenfold boost to all attributes.
Creation Art of the Thirty-Three Heavens: A mythical cultivation technique born from the Big Bang, possessing the power to reshape creation.
Max-Level Red-Haired Monster Experience Voucher: Allows the user to experience the full power of the Max-Level Red-Haired Monster for 24 hours, capable of suppressing anyone who dares to claim invincibility. (Cooldown: 10 years)
Qin Feng:
Hehehe, suddenly being a villain doesn't seem so bad… Hahaha! If you're a real brother, come fight me**!** Wait, no! I was raised on Confucian teachings! I grew up reading The Analects! I'm a proper gentleman—how could I willingly fall into villainy?!
(Looks at Qin Hao) All you do is absorb, absorb, absorb…
Narration:
Qin Feng kicked Qin Hao.
Qin Hao (crying):
Wuuu… wuuu…
Qin Feng:
Confucius said, "A gentleman who lacks gravitas cannot inspire awe."
Qin Hao (stops crying):
What does that mean?
Qin Feng:
Hehe, it means a true gentleman must strike hard—otherwise, he won't establish his authority…
Narration:
Qin Hao looked utterly shocked, a single tear sliding down his face.
Qin Hao (waving his hands):
Don't come any closer!
Qin Feng:
Huh? You dare fight back? This little brother must not be kept around for long! Activate Emperor's Talent Aura!
Qin Feng's System:
Emperor's Talent Aura activated! Gold attribute boost increased tenfold!
Narration:
Qin Feng could clearly feel the changes in his body—every part of him was brimming with power. He kicked Qin Hao again. The younger brother seemed to have realized how terrifying Qin Feng was and immediately behaved, no longer daring to absorb his energy.
Qin Feng:
Hmph! What kind of Chosen One are you? You only bully the weak!
Qin Feng's System:
Ding! Host has attacked the Chosen One. Earned 10 Villain Points!
Qin Feng:
10 Villain Points? Does that mean there's a system shop?!
Narration:
The next second, a system shop appeared in Qin Feng's mind, filled with treasures that shone so brightly they could blind a titanium-alloy dog's eyes.
Qin Feng's System:
King's Domineering Aura – Divine Level, priced at 99,999 Villain Points
Heart of Darkness – Divine Level, priced at 99,999 Villain Points
Heaven-Sacrificing Law – Divine Level, priced at 99,999 Villain Points
Qin Feng:
They all seem ridiculously powerful, but these prices… hmm… hmm… hmm… hmm…