In De Rossi Continent, a small town called Anda, there is a family that is not ordinary. The couple got married because they were very poor. It is also because they are poor when they enter middle age to give birth to a child. The birth of the son gives this hardship. The family has brought great hope. They are looking forward to their sons growing up to take the family out of poverty every day. However, this is only their fantasy. In fact, the adult son Kells is giving up every day after 20 years. This brings a lot of troubles to the elderly couple...
Then, the story begins! It is said that today's Anda is as noisy as usual!
This noise came from the central street of Anda, where a long-haired young man was running with all his strength. He followed at least ten girls with various home murders, such as brooms, sticks, washboards, chasing after him!
The chase was very intense and it has been going on for a long time. In the front of the long-haired youth running, I was suddenly accidentally stunned by the stones on the road, because this one of his arms fell out of a girl's pants...
"Bastard! It must be! Today must kill you!" The girls saw the things that fell out and turned into a bloody red blood. All the imposing speeds rushed toward the running youth. During this time, even the girl threw her hands out. The murder weapon, the magical thing is that the long-haired youth behind them all avoid one by one.
After this period of farce continued for a while, I did not know where to come from a short-haired youth to join the chasing army. The youth's speed and physical strength were obviously better than the girls. After running for a while, the girls all fell to rest because of physical strength. The youth who joined later, still continue to chase the long hair in front.
Long hair keeps turning back, and the dream of wanting to slip away today is shattered! The guy who has entered the halfway is not weak at all, and he is about to approach himself.
Long hair couldn't help but get nervous. He speeded up the speed of running and tried to get rid of him, but the man also increased his speed and pulled it closer again. The two kept a very small gap...
The sun gradually drifts from the east to the west until the evening.
At this time, the two men were exhausted and unable to run, and the long hair and short hair turned from running to difficult walking one after the other. This state is almost like some kind of animal crawling. But short hair is always a step away from long hair, and there is no way to catch up.
Finally, long hair couldn't stand it. He sat down and slammed the spoils in his arms and threw them on the ground. A bunch of colorful flowers are all girls' pants!
"Where... Huh... Please, don't need it, or do we have half of the harvest today?" said Changfa, panting.
"You...you...you shameless guy, Heavenly Father won't forgive you..." The short hair was out of breath, but he didn't care about the temptation of long hair.
"As for what... Dude... I don't know you!" Long hair youth saw this guy for the first time. He didn't know what he was, but he didn't catch up with him in the whole Anda. Today, I was planted in the hands of a guy I didn't know. It was an accident.
"Heavenly Father... please... please forgive this shameless guy... the purity of the girls... the pure heart is defiled by you, if you... you don't regret it... I... I won't let you go of!"
"Repent? Haha! Actually... let me Kells go to regret!... Huh!" It turned out that this long hair is Kells! His father and mother must be sad again! Hehe...
"How...what happened..." asked the short-haired boy.
"I do this every day... I want... If I regret it, I can't finish it for ten days and ten nights! Haha! Haha!" Kells couldn't help but laugh, but after laughing, it's very laughable.
"Cough...cough..." Celtic, who didn't laugh a few times, began to cough up, which made the short hair heart happy.
"Haha! Haha! I saw it... This... This is the punishment of the Heavenly Father adults! The wicked! No regrets... There will be more serious punishments..." Short hair seems to start a severe cough without saying a few words. stand up.
"Haha... cough... Punish?" Kells is laughing at the short-haired language.
"Cough... This is an accident..." The short hair is very hard and seems to be an rigid guy.
The most annoying thing about Kells is the guy of rigid. He can't open this guy and quickly give up: "We don't fight well? I surrender, this is for you, I don't want it, just when I didn't see you today...you Didn't you see me?" Kells threw all the loot into short hair.
Short hair immediately blush after seeing the pile of spoils. He quickly closed his eyes and said, "This... this is! Heavenly Father adults, please forgive your sinful child!"
"Haha, You guy is regretting this, you can't go with it!" Kells recovered some physical strength after a break, and he stood up and swayed with the strength of the newly recovered body, and the short hair was still the same. I regretted a bunch of pants that are different in color, and it seems that one is still on top of his head...
"What day is it today, so unfortunate, I even met a guy who can't even know how to run, isn't it! There are some of my favorite Leah's unwashed pants! The best! Really! Especially unlucky!" Kells on the road while cursing, today is not the uninvited guest, this time will be able to return home to enjoy the collection!
It is said that Kells has the habit of collecting girls' pants. This is what the whole town knows. It is obvious that this hobby will not be recognized by anyone, but Kells never gave up his hobbies, starting from the age of fifteen. The chase has been staged day after day on the Anda Center Street. Now this guy are twenty years old, and this life lasts for five years...
Four years ago, Kells ran the fastest girl in the town. Three years ago, he was free to enter the girl's home. Two years ago, he had been able to open various locks. He could only rely on it a year ago. Smell to find the pants that the girls have replaced! Even he can smell who! The recognition rate is over 90%... Nowadays, no one can stop the Kells from passionate about collecting!
As a result, Kells got the nickname of a Kamikaze Kaitou. It is said that the Kaitou is generally speaking is the panties thief ... girls can not hang the word "pants thief" in the mouth!
The family of Kells was also Worry about it every day, fearing that the girls who were victims would find a home, and their family could only move to the forest outside the town to escape. But even so, Kells still visits the girls in the town every day as scheduled, of course, there is only one goal! That is their pants!
Today, Kells completely failed. He went home and went to bed with a frustration! Mom and Dad saw that some of his sons had ran over today.
"Kells, is it a disaster today?" asked the mother.
"No, I failed today and met a strange guy!" Kells said sloppily.
"Haha, our son will also failed. It seems that you can finally stop this boring thing. Children, we are old, and we are no longer able to raise you." Dad is happy and worried, and his feelings are very complicated.
After hearing some sad feelings from Dad, Kells stood up from the bed and said: "Daddy and mother don't have to worry about me. I am ready to go to work in the town next door. I will make money. I will buy set of equipment if I make money. I have been to the life of mercenary, and I will take you to a good day!"
What he said is very reasonable. What is the most popular occupation of De Rossi Continent? You ask ten people, nine people will tell you that it is mercenary. There are mercenary trade unions across the continent. After successful registration, you can take simple tasks to make money. As the ability of the individual improves, the level of the level can be determined by a specialized risk-level identification agency. The level of the task that can be received after obtaining the high-level certification will be increased accordingly, and the reward will be doubled.
And the bounty of those dreamy S-level missions can't be spent in 100 lifetimes. mercenary only needs to complete the commission of the employer to get countless money. Every young person who dreams of this dream dreams of this kind of adventure life.
Of course, the tasks of the mercenary trade union are also various. It is said that the task of defeating the dragon and marrying the princess has been seen for a long time...
However, mercenary is not for anyone who wants to be able to do it. It is necessary to make a decent package of equipment through the lowest-level qualification. Because the De Rossi Continentmercenary line is heating up, all kinds of equipment are being reheated by unscrupulous businessmen in the market. Even if it is a broken dagger, it will take several gold coins. The poor families like Kells obviously have no ability to afford these equipment.
Kells's father and mother have long expected their son to be the mercenary to make money, but what makes them sad is that their unbelievable son has only girls' pants in their minds all day long... This kind of desire gradually It became a fantasy, and now they almost never mention it...
It's rare that their son is so prosperous today, the elderly parents are crying! They simply don't believe in their ears, Kells said that they want to be mercenary!
If the guy can honestly go to mercenary, they will not be afraid of it every day.
In short, this is the big happy event to come to Kells! His father and mother hurriedly prayed for the blessing of Heavenly Father!
But what does Kells think is just the adventure of mercenary? No! No! Absolutely not!
As we all know, the mercenary are not single-player. They can hire other mercenarys to complete the task when they have money. The De Rossi Continentmercenary does not have gender restrictions. The mercenary ratio of men and women of all ethnic groups is equivalent. That is to say, like the Kells, there is no such thing as a woman who has no woman's fate. If you have money, you can hire Beauty helper, or even a group of mercenary mercenary!
Living together, taking risks together, experiencing the life and death of the Beauty helper! Not limited to the race! Think of Kells here has a nosebleed, imagining unlimited... The dream of this guy has surpassed the pants...