"Matar, wake up!" You barely heard your dad say downstairs. A few seconds later you slightly jolt up as your eyes slowly open.
You groan in realization. "I wish summer lasted longer". You said more solemnly than annoyed or angrily. "You better get up, Matar!" Your dad yelled again. You suck your teeth and reluctantly remove the bed covers off your body.
"First day of school... And it's a Monday...Fuck". You said dreadfully. Hopefully, your practice of social interactions can make you act more normal. You climb out of bed and walk outside your surprisingly clean room, completely opposite to what people may think. You mopped your way to the bathroom.
You open the bedroom door. You see your older sister. You look at her for a moment and say, "Yo, Emilia, I need to use the bathroom, gremlin." You try to act like a normal, annoying younger brother. You're such a good brother you are. "Hold it in, dick head".
Your sister said, only focusing on her reflection in the mirror. You can see why calling her boring was a bit accurate. Her black hair is messy because she didn't have time to fit it, and she has golden brown eyes; at least she has freckles on her slightly dark white face. About 5'7 and a half, two inches shorter than you, and a cute face. 8.9/10. Without the Messy hair of course.
She used to be your "brotherly love" at this point, 16 years of you being the "best" brother in the world.
"It's a morning piss; nobody can hold it." You said shaking your head. "Dumbass". You also said to annoy her. She, in turn, rolled her eyes. Still standing in front of the bathroom mirror focusing on her boring reflection.
"You don't need to blush your teeth for that long". You lean on the door frame. She spits out the foam, that was the toothpaste. "You need to organize your words better". She said a little annoyed. "Why would I try to sound normal with you?". You said dramatically with a roll of your eye. You moved to the side of the door. Letting her leave your annoying presence.
Waving your sister off. She just walked away unamused. You walked inside the bathroom with a dumb smile. A few minutes later, you finish your business and walk out with a towel around your wrist. "Why do I need to go to school anyway?". You sighed thinking to yourself out loud.
"Because our parents don't have time to deal with your dumb retarded ass." Your sister said in her dead tone. Fair because you are the most annoying thing in the world to people I would know you.
You flip her off. "At least you don't look like a witch anymore". You chuckle to yourself. She looks way better than before. She looks like a sniper wolf but with freckles, of course. And she pops off more with her glasses.
"Shut up; I don't have to look good to an ugly pig like you." She said coldly. You, in fact, look completely opposite to that description. Nice wolf cut her, with a defined build.
"Who are you calling ugly?". You look at her, confused. "Do you see those muscles?". You point and flex your biceps. "The only thing I see is an ugly cockroach". She said coldly.