[Location: Reincarnation Space] (A few moments before the Reality Crack Incident)
Before Kura was violently flung into a reality-breaking, dimension-tearing, fourth-wall-shattering mess, he was in a pure white space.
A classic, overly grand reincarnation zone, where floating orbs of divine light circled around him like some kind of celestial lottery.
[Welcome to the Reincarnation Selection Process!]
[Race Selection: Choose Your Fate!]
Kura rubbed his chin, reading the list of possible reincarnation races.
Human (Basic, no perks, but adaptable) Half-Blood (Percy Jackson Series) (Divine parent, demigod powers) Angel (Highschool DxD) (Holy attribute, light magic) Devil (Highschool DxD) (Magic boost, demonic energy) Fallen Angel (Hybrid of Angel and Devil traits) High Elf (Long life, high magic affinity) Dragonborn (Not D&D-style, but actual DxD-style dragon bloodline) Random Race (??? - Ultra Rare Chance for OP Races)
Kura stared at the Random Race option.
"This is an obvious trap."
Then he stared at it harder.
"…but I love gambling."
[You have chosen: Random Race!]
[Rolling…]
A giant golden roulette wheel appeared, filled with insane possibilities.
Some slots were garbage, like Slime or Goblin.
Some were decent, like Half-Elf or Youkai.
And some were completely broken, like Primordial Dragon, Eldritch Horror, and even… Omni-God.
The wheel spun.
Kura clenched his fists.
"C'mon, gimme something decent."
The wheel slowed down…
Passed over Omni-God
Passed over Primordial Dragon
Passed over Eldritch Horror
…and landed on—
[Race Acquired: Nephilim (Fallen Half-Angel, Half-Human)]
"Huh. Not bad."
[Nephilim Perks:]
Divine & Demonic Hybrid: Gains both Angelic Light and Demonic Power Supernatural Physique: Naturally stronger, faster, and tougher than humans Holy/Demonic Resistance: Takes reduced damage from both types of energy Wings: Optional, can summon at will
Kura nodded in approval.
"Alright, I can work with this."
Now for the gacha rolls.
[Weapon Gacha Roll – Guaranteed "Good" Weapon!]
A massive loot chest appeared in front of him.
It opened—
[You have received: "Ea – Sword of Rupture" (Fate Series)]
Kura froze.
"Wait. WHAT?! I GOT GILGAMESH'S EA?!"
For reference, Ea is a conceptual-level sword from Fate/stay night, a weapon that literally tears apart reality and obliterates anything weaker than the concept of the universe itself.
[Warning: Weapon is currently Sealed due to User Power Level]
[Unlock Conditions: Reach a high enough overall power threshold]
Kura groaned.
"Of course there's a catch."
Still, this was an insane pull. Even if he couldn't use its full power right away, the fact that he had it at all was ridiculous.
Then came the Overpowered Abilities Gacha.
[Overpowered Ability Gacha – Rolling…]
[You have received: "Download"]
"Oh yeah, I remember this one," Kura muttered.
[Download Ability Unlocked!]
Allows user to download a character profile from anyone in fiction or reality. Can permanently copy one thing per profile (skill, ability, trait, perk). Download speed depends on user power vs. target power. Downloaded abilities have NO side effects!
"Yup. Still broken."
Then—
[Special Event: Instant Download Opportunity!]
[For your first download, you may instantly copy one ability without waiting!]
Kura smirked.
"Oh, this is too good. I could pick anything. Maybe some crazy OP ability like time manipulation or reality warping—"
Then he paused.
Then he grinned.
"…Nah. I'm gonna make this stupid."
And that was how he downloaded Deadpool's profile—
[Ability Acquired: Break the 4th Wall]
Allows user to perceive, interact with, and manipulate the narrative. Can talk to the Author directly. Grants immunity to plot-related bullshit (like sudden death or forced story tropes).
And that was the exact moment reality cracked apart and he dragged Andy into the world with him.
[Back to Present – Fusion World, ??? Forest]
Kura, sitting across from Andy at their plot-conjured dinner table, casually took a bite of a burger.
"So, anyway, that's how I got my powers."
Andy just stared at him.
"You mean to tell me you had a chance to get ANY OP ABILITY IN EXISTENCE, and you chose Breaking the 4th Wall?"
Kura shrugged.
"I thought it'd be funny."
Andy facepalmed so hard it echoed through the forest.
"You—you absolute menace."
Before they could continue arguing—
BOOM.
The sky split apart, and a massive presence descended upon them.
A godly aura filled the air.
Something—or someone—had noticed their arrival.
And it wasn't happy.
End of Chapter 6.
Now both Kura and Andy are in deep trouble.
Kura is a Nephilim with Deadpool's 4th Wall powers, Ea (which he can't use yet), and the OP "Download" ability.
Andy is a god-tier author with Plot Control and ROB-level Damage Immunity.
And someone powerful just noticed them.
Who do you think it is?
A god?
A high-ranking faction leader?
Or something far, far worse? 😈