Bob walks through to what it looks like a seemingly never-ending white abyss. There isn't a single human being in sight, animal, tree, life form anywhere. He isn't quite sure why he was here, or how he even got himself there in the first place, but this place feels strangely familiar.
"This feels surprisingly peaceful..." Bob says to himself... His tone calm and peaceful. The atmosphere was warm, the light was bright and beautiful, and yet despite being in this seemingly white abyss, he also feels like he's at somewhere else.
"This is probably just a dream..." He says.
Bob doesn't quite know why he was dreaming this, because he would most likely forget about it the moment he woke up.
"If only I could stay here... Just a little longer" Bob says to himself. Suddenly, a bright light begins to overwhelm him, he covers his face and then all of a sudden...
The alarm clock strikes 5... the extremely
annoying sounds of the loud buzz and beeps erupt throughout the room. As Bob slowly rises up from his bed, he feels very tired even though he's just been sleeping, he then suddenly begin to feel extremely cold...
"That's odd..." He says.
He checked his surroundings trying to see if there was a reason to why he was freezing already. He then felt a little breeze under the blankets and lifts them up to see what it was...
"No wonder why..." He says calmly.
He slept the entire night naked, keeping a small and fairly thin blanket on him, the only thing keeping him from being exposed.
"That is also really odd..."
Bob doesn't even remember anything that happened last night, including why his elephant was out in the open. He then began to feel really paranoid. Even though he doesn't remember anything that happened last night, he remembered the time he read a article when he was younger, apparently when people sleep naked, an average 5 mosquitos fly in your room while your asleep, and there is 5 percent chance that if your a male, a mosquito will somehow find its way to fly inside your testicles, suck blood, get fat, get stuck, explode, and then spread diseases throughout your entire sausage and bean bag, rendering you useless for reproduce.
"Let's just hope it's not that one..." He prays to himself.
To ease his mind and to stop being so paranoid, he goes on his phone and starts watching cat videos, he doesn't know why he is so drawn into the world of cat videos but they bring an overwhelming sense of comfort to him, even though he always chants...
"Moooooo.... Mooooooo" while watching them.
He spends the next 30 minutes mindlessly scrolling through his phone, he then gets up from his bed to start his day. He begins to perform some excercise on the floor even though he hadn't vacuum the floor at all yet. His naked body laying down onto the nice, soft, dirty carpet.
"Excercise ease the mind, live well, live broadly" Bob recites those words on a poster, the poster over his bed, a cat hanging from a tree. He doesn't quite know what those words mean, or why a cat has anything to do with the meaning, but it's as if the cat on the poster is speaking to him. Those words for some reason always slither it's way into Bob's head, before slowly disenegrating, leaving his mind forever, or until he reads the poster again. He then feels a sudden urge to keep on going with life.
He takes a shower despite not having anymore hot water, so if he wasn't already freezing enough from this morning, he is probably extremely pissed off. He then put on some clothes even though he's been wearing the same clothes for a week straight, he eats the same breakfast everyday, brushes his teeth with his rare limited edition SpongeBob SquarePants toothbrush, and then puts on his favorite hat to cover his clean, shiny, bald head. A black dust free fedora. He isn't quite sure when and who gave it to him but he brushes it off and heads out the front door. He then forgot everything that he did this morning.