1st life : Cannon Fodder killed in battle
2nd life : Victim of armed robbery
3rd life : Innocent cleaner fatally injured in a fight
4th life : Died in the womb
5th life : Didn't have money to cure a common illness
6th life : Mistakenly shot on the head with a gun
7th life : Died of hunger
8th life : Got beaten to death
9th life : Blasted 600 miles away by a powerful Mage by mistake
10 th life : Got caught up in a riot
11th life : Got pushed from a cliff by mistake
Aghh ! I just keep counting and counting, fuck you Fate , you and your stupid lives you've given me , can't you let me just die and stay dead , what the fuck have I done to you ?! I've never reached age 20 in any of my lives and the most pathetic life was life 9 , I hate you ! Fuck you ! I mean who gets blasted away by a rank 6 Mage by mistake?! What's your funking deal ?!
' Young Man , you must have some guts to be cursing fate , she can kill you a 100 times over '
Huh ?! Then I'll fuck her a 100 times more !
' Hahahah ! You must have some real tough bones '
Tough bones my foot ! I've been reincarnated 11 times for heaven's sake !
' Hmmm Maybe she doesn't hate you '
Yeah , hate is and understatement , she wishes me to cease to exist ! She's probably planning another ridiculous reincarnation for me again !
' Oh yes she is '
I hate her with all my being !
' Say , why don't I help you poor fellow '
Help me ? How ?
' By personally reincarnating you '
Really ?
' Yes but it won't come free '
What's the cost ?
' Well it's high , normally I would only let gods do this job '
I don't care ! As long as I can get away from that bastard !
' Sure then , but it will be dangerous '
I don't care !
' Okay , '
Hahaha ! Before I embark on this journey I have only one thing to say FUCK YOU FATE !
....
" Hmph ! Bastard ! Why didn't you let me deal with him ? "
" Hmmm , Fate you hate him to much "
" He's a disrespectful soul "
" Hhaha ! "
" However , Lord Eil , are you sure of this ? The mission you gave him is too difficult even for gods "
" I'm sure and besides , he looked frustrated "
" Sigh , you're truly confusing "