The multiversal battlefield trembled as Aizen stood atop the grand luxury suite, his smirk wider than ever. The Great Weeb Overlord's realm was a playground of ultimate pleasure and chaos, yet Aizen had found its weakness—greed and indulgence. The Overlords were too distracted, drunk on the sights of debauchery to notice a predator among them.
With a sip of celestial wine, Aizen muttered, "These fools think they're in control. But the real game has just begun."
And then, he disappeared.
Urahara & Yoruichi: The Only Two with Brain Cells Left
Meanwhile, Urahara stood with his ever-present fan, dramatically fanning himself while observing the strange shifts in the realm's energy.
"Oi, Yoruichi, don't you think something's off?" he mused.
Yoruichi, draped lazily across a couch in the VIP section, stretched her legs. "You're telling me this now? We're in a tournament where the main prize is getting laid. Everything's off."
Urahara's expression darkened as he sensed it—the spiritual pressure of a god in the making.
"No… Aizen is on the move."
Yoruichi sat up, her golden eyes flashing. "Oh? Now that's interesting."
Gojo vs. Titan Eren – The Naked Smackdown
On the main battlefield, chaos had fully erupted. The sight of Mikasa in the arms of another had pushed Eren over the edge—literally. With a deafening roar, he transformed into his Attack Titan form, towering over the arena, steam rolling off his skin.
Gojo cracked his knuckles, completely unfazed. "Oh? A giant angry man? This is giving me serious Kaiju movie vibes."
Eren roared and swung his colossal fist at Gojo, only for it to stop inches away, repelled by Infinity.
Gojo smirked. "Hate to break it to you, big guy, but touching me is a no-go. Unless…" He lowered his blindfold just enough for a mischievous gleam to show. "You wanna try real close combat?"
And then, Gojo was suddenly perched on Eren's shoulder like a pervy monkey, laughing his ass off. Eren swung violently, trying to grab him, but Gojo effortlessly dodged, flipping in the air like a circus performer.
"Lemme whisper in your ear real quick, Jaeger-bro," Gojo teased before unleashing Hollow Purple right into Eren's face. The titan stumbled back, skull half-regenerated before being obliterated again.
Luffy vs. Denji – The Kangaroo Fight for Nami
Not too far away, a new rivalry was forming.
Luffy and Denji stood face-to-face, both furious. The reason? Nami.
Denji, drooling, shouted, "Oi, rubber boy! Nami's MINE tonight!"
Luffy's pupils shrank. "Nani? No way! I called dibs!"
Denji revved his chainsaw, grinning wildly. "Then let's settle this… LIKE MEN!"
And then, in a bizarre display, the two started bouncing up and down like kangaroos, slapping each other senseless with their fists.
Nami, watching from afar, sighed. "Why am I always stuck with the dumbasses?"
Aizen's Ultimate Power Move – The Naruto Universe Raid
While everyone else was engaged in debauchery or brawls, Aizen had already made his move.
His destination? The Naruto Universe.
With one flick of his wrist, he tore open a portal and stepped into the Shinobi World, hovering above thousands of unsuspecting ninja.
Itachi, Madara, and Obito all sensed the presence immediately, their Sharingans flashing. "Who dares enter our domain?"
Aizen smirked. "Oh, just a god passing through. I'll be taking your powers now."
Madara cackled. "You think you can defeat a true god?"
Aizen waved his hand, and in an instant, thousands of shinobi collapsed to the ground, their spirits absorbed into his being.
Obito lunged, warping space with Kamui, but Aizen merely tilted his head, dodging with inhuman precision.
"I see. This realm has much to offer."
He activated his Shikai, and before the Uchiha trio could react, they were trapped in a perfect illusion.
Madara smirked. "An illusion against an Uchiha? Foolishness."
But then, his body began to decay.
"W-What is this?!"
Aizen chuckled. "You're not in an illusion anymore, Madara. You're already dead."
And with that, Aizen devoured the might of the Uchiha, their abilities, their powers—all his.
He emerged stronger, his spiritual energy warping reality itself.
Back in the tournament realm, the skies darkened. The very fabric of the Overlord's world trembled.
Kazuya… Just Trying to Stay Relevant
Meanwhile, Kazuya was in full panic mode.
"EVERYONE'S FIGHTING FOR POWER, AND I'M JUST… HERE?!"
He glanced around at the sheer insanity—Aizen becoming an anti-galactic deity, Gojo fighting naked, Denji and Luffy slapping each other like kangaroos. What the hell was he supposed to do?
And then… an idea hit him.
"If I can't fight… I'll do what I do best!"
He ran off into a corner and… well… kept himself entertained.
Gojo, mid-battle, spotted him. "Oi, bro. Really? In the middle of all this?"
Kazuya shouted back, "I HAVE TO STAY RELEVANT SOMEHOW!"
The Overlord's Realization
Back in the Luxury Chambers, the Great Weeb Overlord finally noticed something wrong.
"Wait a second… where's Aizen?"
The monitors flickered. The security feeds showed nothing.
And then, from behind him…
A voice. A soothing, enchanting female voice.
"My, my. Overlord-sama, you seem distracted~"
The Overlord turned, his eyes widening as he saw the most beautiful woman he had ever laid eyes on.
His senses dulled. His mind slowed.
He stepped forward, entranced.
And then—
A blade pierced his heart.
As he gasped, his vision blurred, and the illusion shattered, revealing Aizen standing there, smirking.
"You never saw it coming."
The Overlord collapsed, his power siphoned away into Aizen's grasp.
The realm shook. The screens glitched.
The tournament had a new master.
Aizen smiled."Now then… let's see how far I can take this."
TO BE CONTINUED…