People become presidents through difficult elections, political intrigue, and years of experience.
And me?
I accidentally became the president of another dimension… by simply pressing the wrong button.
Welcome back to my world, where one careless move can change the fate of entire realities.
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### (Royal Palace - Morning)
You already know how my morning begins.
BOOM!
"AKKI, GET UP!" shouted my eternal tormentor, throwing a boulder with the precision of a laser sight.
I jumped out of bed, forgetting that I was still invisible.
In the end, I tripped over my invisible foot and fell.
What a great start to the day.
[Epic Fall skill increased to level 11.]
The advisor looked at the invisible pile of "me" on the floor:
"Are you still alive?"
"Unfortunately, yes.
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### (The Button That Changed Everything)
After breakfast (which I ate blindly, because, remember, I'm still invisible) I decided to explore the palace dungeons.
And so...
I found THAT BUTTON.
It said:
"DO NOT PRESS. DANGEROUS. SERIOUS."
"How can I resist?"
And so I pressed it.
Because, of course.
(Teleportation to another dimension)
Suddenly, lightning flashed around me, and I disappeared.
Great. Another portal.
I found myself in a huge hall full of strange creatures:
Heads like squids,
Bodies like jelly,
And… THE DOUGHNUT KING.
Yes, literally a giant donut with a crown.
Everyone froze when they saw me.
Or rather, they didn't see me because I was invisible.
But they heard my voice:
— Hey, does anyone know how to get out of here?
At that moment, all the creatures fell to their knees.
— "HE'S TRANSPARENT! THIS IS OUR PROPHET!"
— Oh, no…
— "THE GREAT LEADER HAS RETURNED!"
[Congratulations! You accidentally became the president of dimension Z-42.]
[New title: "President of Randomness".]
[Effect: +200% chance of finding yourself in a stupid situation.]
Of course. Of course! Why not?
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### (Political career without effort)
They sat me on a throne made of jelly (uncomfortably, by the way) and started asking questions.
- "Great leader, what will be your first decree?"
I wanted to say something smart, but I accidentally sneezed.
A-A-A-ACHOIIIIII!!!
And then:
Rain of... cucumbers.
Cows began to fly.
And the donut king became... a double donut.
All creatures were delighted:
- "HE CREATS MIRACLES!"
- I just sneezed...
Random reforms)
I started to carry out "reforms" without even realizing it.
Ask for a cup of tea → invented a new religion called "Sacred Tea".
Yawned → began the tradition of celebrating "Great Yawn Day".
Tripped over a ladder → now it was considered a good luck ritual.
[Skill "Creating Absurdity" increased to level 99.]
When I get home, I urgently need to buy a helmet.
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### (Attempt to escape... and failure)
After a few days, I got tired of the "political life".
I tried to find a way to get home.
I found a huge red button with the inscription:
"RETURN HOME."
But there was another button nearby:
"DO NOT PRESS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES."
Of course, I pressed the second one.
Because, well, who could resist?
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### (Result - another disaster)
After pressing:
Time froze.
A huge banana dragon appeared (don't ask, I didn't understand it myself).
And, of course, the... INTERDIMENSIONAL PARTY began.
[Congratulations! You accidentally merged several dimensions.]
[New title: "Interdimensional DJ".]
[Effect: +300% chance of getting into the epicenter of chaos.]
Well then. A great day.
(Homecoming)
After the party, I finally found the right button and returned to the palace.
The advisor looked at me:
- "Where have you been?"
- Became the president of another dimension, accidentally threw a party with a banana dragon.
- "...I quit."
- No, I didn't quit.
- "...Damn."
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### (End of chapter)
I wanted a simple life of a miner.
Now I am a king, a revolutionary, a dragon's husband, a god, the savior of the universe, invisible, and... the president of another dimension.
All because of a button.
Sometimes I feel like I'm just a glitch in the system.
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### (Addition: Reflections on Life and Coincidence)
Sitting on the throne, I began to reflect on how it all began. All because of one button. One innocent push, and here I am already the president of another dimension. How is this even possible?
"Maybe it's karma?" I asked myself out loud.
"Karma?" Zalira asked, settling down next to me.
"You know, when you do something bad and it comes back to you."
"You think pressing a button is bad?"
"Well, if it results in you becoming the president of another dimension, then yes."
She laughed.
"You think too much. Just accept it as part of your life."
"Easy to say when you don't become the president of another dimension."
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### (The Advisor and His Plans)
The Advisor, as always, was busy with his own plans.
"We need to strengthen our defenses," he said, looking at the map of the galaxy.
"Why? The war is over, isn't it? Are you serious? You think they'll just forget you attacked them?"
"I told you it was an accident!" - And did they believe you?
I thought. Would they really believe me? Or were they just waiting for the right moment to strike back?
(New Threats)
A few days later, portals appeared in the sky again.
"Oh no," I whispered.
"What now?" the advisor asked.
"They must have returned."
But this time, it wasn't ships that emerged from the portals, but... ambassadors.
"We came in peace," one of them said.
"In peace?" I asked, surprised.
"Yes. We realized that you are a divine being, and we wish to form an alliance with you."
I looked at the advisor.
"What should I do?"
"Accept their offer," he whispered.
"But I'm not a god!"
"That's what they think. Use it."
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### (Forming an Alliance)
So, I became an ally of an alien empire. Now I have new allies, new resources, and... new problems.
"You must visit our planet," the ambassador said.
— Visit your planet?
— Yes. Our people want to see their new god.
I sighed.
— Okay, I'll come.
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### (Epilogue)
Now I'm not only a king, a revolutionary, a dragon's husband, a god, the savior of the universe, an invisible man and a war criminal, but also an ambassador of peace.
— How do you cope with all this? — asked Zalira.
— I can't cope, — I answered. — I just go with the flow.
And perhaps this is the only way to survive in this crazy world.
(End of Chapter)
I wanted a simple life as a miner.
Now I am a king, a revolutionary, a dragon's husband, a god, the savior of the universe, an invisible man, a war criminal, and an ambassador of peace.
All because of a button.
Sometimes I feel like I'm just a glitch in the system.
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### (Addition: Reflections on the Future)
Sitting on the throne, I began to reflect on the future. What awaits me next? New wars? New alliances? Or maybe new buttons that will lead to even greater catastrophes?
"You think too much," Zalira said.
"Maybe. But how can you not think when the fate of the universe depends on your pressing of a button?"
"Just relax. Everything will be fine."
I smiled.
"Thank you. You always know what to say.
And maybe that's what helps me cope with all this madness.
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### (End)
Now I know that even the smallest push of a button can change everything. And maybe it's my destiny to be the one who accidentally changes the world.
But damn, I'm still going to buy those handkerchiefs.