"Five minutes until the wave starts…" I muttered.
No seriously, why is the wave starting so early, I couldn't really get enough sleep when Raphtalia's soft body was pressed against my back, and Filo was pressed against me from the front, and sleeping with her face buried in my chest.
I tried to suppress my arousal half the night! God, I'm becoming more and more sexually unsatisfied every day, that I feel like I'll pounce on some girl at some point.
Even the Qilin form doesn't help, but rather intensifies my arousal even more! I don't even want to know how I would fuck girls in this form…
God…. I'm like a horny teenager...
Maybe go to a brothel...
"Ganyu!"- I heard my wife's angry scream, and as always, I found myself in one of the many memories
"A Xi Er, hi..."- I fell silent, as she grabbed me by the horn.
"You'll come with me!"- she said and dragged me somewhere.
"Xi Er, if you..."
"Yes, that's what I mean, you're lucky you didn't touch any of the girls there! What were you even thinking about?"- she asked me.
"You were gone for a long time, and I wanted... sex!"- I shouted a little, then added.
"I couldn't just go to some girl and offer to fuck, the best option..."
"Go to a brothel?"- she finished for me.
"Yes." I replied as she stopped and let go of my horn.
"Okay, I forgive you… But as punishment, I will fuck your pussy until you pass out." My wife said, I could only swallow in fear and anticipation.
"But Ganyu, I forbid you from going to a brothel! And just try to break this ban!"
I nodded to her, and my vision was restored again, and now I watched as my comrades talked.
No, no brothels…
"It's almost time." The bald man said.
"Yes, Ganyu na, this is for Raphtalia!" Naofumi said to me and handed the bracelet to me to put on my sister's hand.
"How thoughtful." I said to him, putting the bracelet on my wrist.
"No, it's just... I don't want to deal with you, cut-up!" he yelled and turned away.
I just smirked at him, so he thought I'd just beat the crap out of him for putting the bracelet on her arm.
"What does it do?" Raphtalia asked, examining her bracelet.
"Restores lost mana." I answered for Naofumi.
"You know, if Naofumi did this..." the bald guy started talking.
"Oh, let's check something! Raphtalia, if a guy gave you this gift, would you accept it?" - after my words, disgust immediately appeared on her face.
"And if a girl." - her face changed again, this time she looked more relaxed and nodded at me.
"Well, my sister is just like me!" I said baldly.
He shook his head and said nothing more.
"Hey, I want a present too!" Filo shouted, drawing attention to herself.
"Filo, I have something for you." Naofumi said, and took out a hairpin for the bird girl.
"Oh my god, Filo, it looks great on you!" I exclaimed, to which Filo smiled at me.
And immediately turned into a Filolial, and of course the hairpin was attached to her feathers.
"It's almost time!" We heard the voice of the knight who wanted to go to the wave with us.
Naofumi looked at them, and immediately added them to the team so that they would be in the place with us.
We lit up again, and teleported to the wave zone.
The sky was red again, and again with the same mysterious swirls.
"Let's go!" Naofumi shouted and ran, we immediately headed after him.
Along the way, I kept shooting monsters that wanted to attack us, they were all weak, and it was easy for me to kill them without even looking at them.
"Holy shit, granny, who are you, ninja?" I asked the lady who dealt with the monsters with her bare hands.
Hearing my voice, she turned around and immediately bowed to us.
"Thank you very much for your help back then, Shield Hero!" the old lady said.
"Naofumi, how do you know her?" I asked him, since I don't remember that we ever met her.
"Yeah… You're that granny, right?" he asked the old lady.
She smiled and said to him.
"Thanks to you, I feel better!"
"Granny..."- I wanted to warn her, but I couldn't, because she repelled the monster's attack, knocking it out.
"Did you see?"- Granny asked us.
"..."- Me
"..."- Raphtalia.
"..."- Naofumi
"Cool Shadow!"- Filo shouted.
"Such a small fry can't handle me,"- she objected.
"Naofumi, what kind of steroids did you give that granny?"- I asked the shield hero.
"I..."- He couldn't answer me, so the knight who ran up to us intervened.
"Mr. Hero, we've finished evacuating the city!"
Naofumi nodded and answered him.
"Okay, let's focus on the enemy."
"Finish the wave quickly, and leave the village to us!" said one of the knights.
We nodded to him and jumped on Filo.
On the way, I kept killing all the monsters I saw.
"What is this…"
"Yes, it's a ship!" I finished for him, and we looked up, where the ship was sailing… flying.
"It's some kind of flying Dutchman or something like that." I couldn't help but quip.
"And why are there some tentacles coming from it?" Naofumi asked, to which I simply gave him an impartial look.
"Filo, let's get on that ship." I said to our bird.
"Yes!" she shouted and rose into the air.
And of course, those two were on the ship...
And also, the emo goth who was fighting the skeleton, and it was rather pathetic...
"Wow, is this some kind of circus?" I asked, bowing my head, and looking at those idiots.
"Okay, let's go!" Naofumi shouted and jumped off, I just rolled my eyes and followed him.
"Naofumi?" the sword hero asked.
"Go some..." he fell silent, because he saw me and immediately began to tremble violently.
"Oh… I see the previous wounds have been healed? Should I have some more fun?" I asked with a smirk.
"Yes, how dare you!" the slut screamed.
"Oh, slut, you want to fuck me? No excuses, I'm not into that kind of girl! But if you're interested, I could throw you into the goblin den." I said the last words with a toothy smile, which scared the red-haired girl a lot, and she immediately shut up.
"That's what I thought."
"Okay, let's calm down!" Naofumi shouted, then added.
"If we don't stop the wave, the monsters will keep coming! And have you ever heard of teamwork?" Just then, a skeleton attacked him, I simply shot an arrow at him, freezing him.
"That's it! "He was very weak, and you can't even handle him." I said shaking my head, as I was disappointed in such heroes.
And at that moment, some smoke began to materialize above us, from which some lizard-like creature appeared.
This creature was probably stronger than everyone here, but not me.
I activated "Heavenly Rain" and began to release a flurry of arrows that hit him, which made him growl even louder. The fire that enveloped him began to slowly subside, when ice blocks fell from the sky on him, he dodged them, but he could not dodge some.
I concentrated holding my breath, and released an arrow fully charged with cryo energy, it immediately hit his eye.
He growled loudly from the obvious pain that my arrow caused him, but then fell silent, so my arrow exploded showering the area around with ice particles.
"What is this.." Naofumi asked after I defeated this monster.
Yes, I felt it too!
Another monster appeared near the ship's mast, enveloped in the same energy as the last one.
But before we could take anything in, energy beams rained down from the sky, pinning this monster to the deck.
"Yeah… The three heroes are very disappointing, but you… are very interesting." We heard a voice, and immediately a black-haired girl in a yukata jumped onto the deck from above.
"Of course, I'm flattered that I interested you, but I'm sorry, I have a wife, and I don't want to cheat on her." I answered her cheerfully.
"You're pretty impudent… This weak monster caused a lot of trouble for these three, but for you… how mysterious, where did you get such strength?"
"Well, you know… I really like drinking milk, and my wife used to make me drink milk, even her own milk." I said flippantly, and I immediately saw Raphtalia blush.
"I see you're quite the jokester?"
"What are you saying. Of course not! I'm being very serious." I said, rolling my eyes.
"I want to suggest…"-
"No! Stop! I know what you want to suggest, join our team and blah-blah! Sorry, I'm only here until the end of the first season!" I answered her
"What? The first season? What kind of nonsense are you talking about?"
"Oh, well… just forget it." I said to her with a bored expression.
"You're quite annoying!" she said.
"Says the girl who appeared out of nowhere." I answered her
"Tell me your name!" she said in a demanding tone.
"You know, I usually beat to death anyone who talks like that, but I don't touch girls, unless you're a slut of course. My name is Ganyu, and what's yours?" I asked her.
"My name is Glass, and yes, I'm your enemy... but in this case, I don't think I can survive a fight with you! What a pity, if you had joined us, maybe we could have stopped this!" she said.
What a pity, I wanted to fight her!
"Well, since I can't fight you, I have to leave, but I'll see you again!" she said to me, then looked at the other heroes.
"You better prepare for the next wave, otherwise weaklings like you won't survive it." she said and rose into the air where she disappeared, and with her, the wave left.
We returned to the village, where a knight approached Naofumi.
"Go immediately..."
"Are you fucking serious? How stupid are the knights in this kingdom! I kill them like cockroaches, and they still come! Should I just kill them all in one go?" I said, causing this knight to basically shit himself and run away.
I just snorted, they may be so brave, but deep down they're just cowardly assholes.
"Okay Naofumi, let's go see what that old fart who wears a crown has to say." I said to the shield hero as I jumped into the carriage.
After a while.
"I don't want to admit it, but you did a great job!" the king said.
"And I also want to ask... how did the Bow Heroine become... so strong."
"Oh... what makes you think I'll tell you? And besides, I'm a "demon", maybe that's where I get my strength from?"
I saw the knights surrounding us.
"Are you serious? Are you stupid? Or is this anime logic?" I said as all the knights' feet froze to the floor.
"Let's go Naofumi before I stick an arrow in his head." I said as I turned around and walked away.
As we were going down the stairs, we met a girl…
"Your achievements are commendable," she said.
In the end, she warned us and told us to be careful, because there are forces in the world that want to kill us. Like I give a shit what they want.
She gave us some necklace that I gave to Naofumi, because I definitely won't need it, I won't be in this for long.
"Huh, did you have a fight with the king?" the bald man asked us when we came to his shop.
God, it's like we made this shop our base…
"Yeah, and honestly, I already want to kill him, I can't wait for the queen to come out of the shadows," I said with a sigh.
Everyone in the room looked at me strangely.
"What? Even a fool can see that he is not the main one here, in a kingdom with a matriarchal power that is in the shadows! It's just that the queen is playing her games..." she said and fell silent.
In the end, we talked with him a little and decided to leave the country to raise our class.
As always, I paid for all of Raphtalia's expenses, and in particular the expensive magic sword for the incorporeal enemies, we prepared all the necessary supplies and set off.
A couple of days later, in the evening, we set up a small transit point, and saw a carriage drive up to us.
"Mel! Hello," Filo shouted, and I just smiled, I was so glad to see this sweet girl.
She came up to us and looked at Naofumi, who stood up, I also stood up and looked at him with a murderous look.
He clenched his teeth and said.
"I apologize for being rude to you." He said in a barely audible voice, but Melty heard it.
"I accept the apology, and I want to ask you to make peace..." She didn't have time to finish speaking before Naofumi growled.
"I refuse!" God, she was on the verge of tears, what was he doing...
She gritted her teeth and said
"And yet, if it weren't for the king's support, even you wouldn't be able to..."
"Support? Actually..." I didn't let him say anything rude, I hit him in the stomach with my elbow, causing him to bend over.
"Melty, we won't make peace with the king... but that doesn't mean I won't help, if you ask me to help, I'll gladly help. Although if your mother came out of the shadows and sat on the throne, everything would be better." She was surprised after my words.
I immediately moved towards Melty and pulled her towards me, a sword of ice materialized in my hand, and with one movement I cut off the head of the knight who wanted to kill the poor girl.
"Fucking trash!" I growled and summoned "Heavenly Rain", which fell on the rest of the knights.
Faggots, bitches, cocksuckers, I'll kill them all…