"Ughhhh.... I think I drank too much last night..." our oh so beloved main character stated right before falling on his face after rolling off the bed.
Yawn
"Ooooof.... that's gonna hurt later... I wonder what time it is...." he said looking out towards his window.....
'Huh..... why is there a wall where the window is supposed to be....' he wondered still a bit disoriented 'I'm not still dreaming am I....'
[Notice. Host is not dreaming. System suggest host... ahem... Wake up to reality. Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world.]
"WHAAAA who said that... and why'd they go straight into Madara's speech...." came the intelligent response.
[Host. Shhhh... now then... The longer you live, the more you realize that the only things that truly...]
"HEY... HEY... What the h*ll is this bullsh*t... who's speaking? Who is this host.... wait.... am I the host... hold up!!! DID I JUST GET REINCARNA..."
"HEY SHUT UP ROOM 1202, SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP... DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS... HUH YOU PUNK.. YELLING LIKE A LUNATIC AT THE CRACK OF DAWN... (followed by curses this author blushes to even try and remember let alone write down) SO TO WRAP IT UP... SHUT IT... BUDDAH BLESS THIS BEAT *COUGH* I MEAN BUDDAH HELP THIS FELLOW I WILL.. (more curses)" came a shout from the former window that became a wall.
[Ahem! Anyways Host... I am your system. Yes you've been "Reincarnated, You was stargazing, Life goes on, You need all your babies..... Woke up lookin for the brocoli, High-key, keep a horn on me, that Kamasi....]
"System... shut up. I already have a crazy... oh yea I was the one yelling first.. but anyways I already have a rude neighbor can we not have a crazy system too?" the still as of yet to be named MC said out loud.
"AND ON ANOTHER NOTE...." the neighbor in 1203 was still yelling at this point in time.
[No problem Host. System notes host hates Kendrick thus is automatically penalized 1/2xp for the first 10 levels. As you were saying Host.]
WTF I might as well have not reincarnated with that automatic debuff
[This system wishes you weren't linked with this systems excellency as well Host.] Said host got a sudden vision of some tsundere looking down on him while nodding at her own logic. [This host wishes she was tied to Jin Woo instead.]
Wait.... Jin Woo... is.. iss.. it isn't that world is it....
[Yes Host is in the Solo Leveling universe. Good luck Host hehe. But Host is in luck since you are the inheritor of a big shot... ahem.. someone important.]
"Did you just correct yourself from a Chinese novel to a fanfiction novel word style...."
[System doesn't know what Host is talking about. Host is letting his imagination run wild. System advises that Host doesn't do that again when thinking about this system. Ahem. But yes Host is lucky because Host will be powerful. But remember that the world will end in a years time. So this system advises Host to get strong as quickly as possible. But it's up to the Host, its not like this system is in any danger of dying with Host or anything.]
She's totally gonna die with me if I die.....
[System doesn't know what your talking about. Host is imagining weird things again.. ahem.. does Host want to do Host activity and check on his status or anything.. otherwise this system will hibernate until system has to send you to the punishment zone for not doing your daily mission.]
Can't I just do that on my own...
[....]
[System is hibernating now]
I'm getting trolled by my system...
"Status"
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Name: Ahn Sangmin
Age: 27
Job: None
Title: Reincarnator (Passive) Heir (Passive) *&$&# (Locked)
HP: 150/150 MP: 170/170
Strength: 5 Health: 2
Agility: 4 Intelligence: 9
Sense: 25 Luck: 8
"Huh... who was Ahn Sangmin... wait... I can just look in a mirror" the finally minted Ahn thought out loud.
As if the world was waiting as soon as Ahn 'remembered' his name... all the information to do with the body our MC took over came crash into his brain. The pain was so sudden and instant that Ahn had no time to even brace himself before hitting the hard floor for the second time that morning.