While taking a sip of his French fry spice latte French fry man was attacked. :o
Audience gasps.
One second his latte was in his fry grippers next second they are in the grippers of a criminal mastermind.
Who would dare steal his latte and more importantly how did French fry man not notice his latte being taken right out of his hands?
"WHO TOOK MY FRENCH FRY SPICE LATTE!?" inquired the superhero.
"IT IS I ROBBER MAN! I HAVE THE POWER TO HAVE PEOPLE'S POSSESSIONS APPEAR IN MY HANDS!! WHAT WILL YOU DO NOW FRENCH FRY MAN WITHOUT THE SOURCE OF YOUR POWER!!!?"
French fry man appears instantly in front of the criminal.
"HA! DON'T BE SO NAIVE! DO YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE LATTES ARE THE SOURCE OF MY POWER!? MY NAME ISN'T LATTE MAN, IT IS FRENCH FRY MAN!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE ACTUAL SOURCE OF MY POWER IS!!?"
He gasps.
"HOW COULD I BE SO NAIVE!? ITS SO CLEAR NOW! EATING FRENCH FRIES GAVE YOU THIS POWER!!!"
"no."
"BUT HOW DOES FRENCH FRIES GIVE YOU SO MUCH RAW POWER!??"
"wait what?"
"Then what gave you the power of French fries?"
In a flash of light robber man was behind bars. French fry man takes a sip of his latte.
"WHAT HOW?!"
"A radioactive French fry bit my of course. His name is Jimmy. Say hi Jimmy."
"Hi."
"NOW A MUST OFF TO THE COFFEE SHOP!!! FOR I WANT TO RELAX BEFORE MY SHIFT STARTS!!!"
French fry man launches himself into the coffee shop across the street before his shift starts.
"Help us French fry man! You're our only hope!" said the manager of a Mac Dornkal's.
"WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM FELLOW CITIZEN?!" said the hero appearing from thin air.
"We're out of potatoes and can no long make any fries!"
Audience gasps. French fry man gasps. Jimmy gasps. The manager gasps. A seagull gasps.
"Don't worry, it would be my honor to get you your potatoes!" said French fry man with a single tear going down his face.
"I will be back with your potatoes this instant! FOR I AM FRENCH FRY MAN HERO OF LEEROY!"
French fry man launches himself into the air like a thermonuclear warhead from the soviet union towards the closest supermarket.
There is a man sized hole in the ceiling at the produce aisle. French fry man forgets to grab a cart and now there's a hole above the shopping cart retrieval and a second hole in the produce aisle ceiling. A store employee stands in the produce aisle astonished a the damage.
"HEY! YOU! You'll have to see the manager this instance! Also, I'm calling the police and we'll bring you into court for property damage!"
"NO TIME!! ITS A CODE YELLOW!!!" said the hero as he puts as many sacks of potatoes in his shopping cart as he can fit.
"Sorry for the disturbance sir. You won't have to see the manager, the police won't be called and you are no longer liable for property damage, have a good day," said the employee with a stern look while saluting to the superhero.
French fry man races to the checkout lanes but each of them have at least one or two elderly people checking out. OH NO THIS IS BAD! FRENCH FRY MAN WILL HAVE TO CUT IN LINE! A shameful but necessary practice if he is going to save the Mac Dornkal's.
"SORRY BUT THIS IS A CODE YELLOW, I'LL HAVE TO CUT IN FRONT OF YOU SIR!"
The cashier questions this. He can't have any customer cutting.
"Can you show me your license?"
"YES! HERE!" French fry man pulls out his fast food license.
"Sir but I'll have for you to wait a moment while take this priority customer," said the cashier to the old man checking out.
French fry man starts checking out and is told he won't be charged for the potatoes. When finished the cashier salutes him.
French fry man runs towards the exit but all the elderly people who were checking out before were between him and the exit. It was a trap, or was it because he cut in line? French fry man then realized these were any old geezers. This was the Geezer gang and he just cut its top member, 'Geriatric man' in line. Other prominent member like 'The Senior Citizen' and 'Grandpappy' were also there. French fry man puts aside his potatoes so they wouldn't get hurt. This would be a battle of the ages. Grab some popcorn and take a seat folks because things are about it get lit up in here.
"You youngins don't respect your elders anymore so how about we teach you so respect!" said Geriatric man with a voice that reeks but cigarettes... no more like big fat blunts. Those reserved for mob bosses in the movies.
Not pulling punches Granpappy attacks first with fire in his eyes, starting off with one of his signature moves none the less!
"Face my signature move! The Belt!!!" said Grandpappy.
The first swing of his belt connects with the hero's face leaving a red mark of where the belt hit. Ouch! That has got to hurt! Grandpappy goes in for another swing but French fry man grabbed the belt and pulled Grandpappy to him. He picks up the geezer and powerslams him into the ground. And the geezer is out of the match and into the nursing home!!!
"Who wants some more!!?"
The senior citizen with his signature weapon 'The Spanking Paddle' and a hag with some dentures step up. WAIT A SECOND THAT'S THE HAG FROM EPISODE ONE!!!
"I will avenge my Mr. Fluffy!"
"And I will avenge Grandpappy!"
"You won't stand a chance with my signature 'Whipper Snapper' attack!"
"And my special attack 'Knock Some Sense Into You'!!"
"Don't you think that name's too long!?" commented the man of the fry.
"Shut em up Ms. Granny!"
A chain suddenly appears attached to her dentures. She takes a swing but French fry man dodged by the skin of his teeth. He looks back and the dentures took a bite out of the metal cash register. WTF??!! The Senior Citizen runs at the superhero with his paddle and Ms. Granny takes another swing. French fry grabs The Senior Citizens paddling hand but The Senior Citizen grabs another paddle with his other hand and lands a sick uppercut on French fry. Ms. Granny nearly landed a head shot but French fry lets go of Senior and quickly dodges backwards. As Ms. Granny is reeling in her dentures French fry grabs the chain and pulls it out of her hand. He uses the chain as a whip on The Senior Citizen and he collapses in need of medical attention. French fry man then ties up Ms. Granny with the chain without much fight. Lady is kind of losing her strength and cognitive abilities.
"After this miss you should retire you aren't looking to hot."
"ENOUGH!!! COME FORTH MY RIGHT AND LEFT HANDS!!! GRANDMA AND GRANDPA!!! WE'LL TAKE HIM TOGETHER!!!" said Geriatric man.
"GRANDMA??!! GRANDPA??!! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE!!!??"
Audience gasps. Jimmy gasps. The cashier gasps. French fry man gasps. Grandma and Grandpa gasps. Geriatric man gasps.
"Blake is that you? What are you doing here?" said Grandma.
"Grocery shopping. The more important question is why you and grandpa are in the Geezer gang and Geriatric man's right and left hands!!??"
"Sorry sunny boy but me and your grandma wanted to get out the house," said grandpa.
"Will we have to fight?"
"Well yeah. I've been looking at this new tie and I need some quick cash."
Grandpa arms himself with a revolver and Grandma arms herself with cooking mitts. Geriatric man arms himself with his own fists and French fry man arms himself with a big French fry.
"Whoa Grandpa we don't have to pull out any guns!"
"Retirement won't fund me forever."
Grandpa starts shooting at his grandson and Geriatric man lunges towards the fry warrior. He blocks the bullets with the fry and dodges Geriatric man's punches. Grandma from out of no where grabs French fry man immobilizing him. Its like he didn't even sense her presence. Geriatric man starts to pummel French fry man.
"Grandma where did you learn those kind of moves?!"
"Who do think spied on the USSR for the US during the Cold War?"
"You're so cool grandma. Sorry for this!"
French fry man kicks grandmas feet right from under her causing her to let go of French fry man. French fry blocks Geriatric's punches and jumps back. He runs up to Geriatric man and drop kicks him. And then picks up his grandma and suplexs that bitch. A bullet grazed his shoulder. He quickly hides behind a checkout lane before he's shot. Then from behind the checkout a barrage of French fries come towards Grandpa which he easily dodges, but WAIT IT WAS JUST A DISTRACTION! French fry man takes his grandpa's revolver and puts him in a headlock.
"Just say yield and all of this will be over!"
"FINE FINE I YIELD!!"
French fry man stops. After a few minutes the police have arrived and the rest of the Geezer gang is defeated.
"Thank you French fry man! These guys will be locked up behind bars for the rest of their lives," said the police chief.
"SORRY BUT I MUST BE OFF!! I'VE WASTED TOO MUCH TIME!!! ITS A CODE YELLOW!!"
French fry man quickly grabs all the sacks of potatoes and launches himself towards the Mac Dornkal's.
Later that day.
"WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STORE!!??" screamed the manager.
"Sir it was a code yellow."
"Oh ok. What hero was it?"
"A true hero."
A tear went down his cheek and he saluted the hero while a bald eagle screeched, an American flag waved in the background and the national anthem played.
A high velocity object hit and caused a crater beside the Mac Dornkal's. The manager quickly came outside to checkout all the commotion.
"I AM TRULY SORRY THIS IS TRULY MY LOWEST OF LOWS!!! I SHOULDN'T TOOK SO LONG FORGIVE ME!!!!"
"All is forgiven. You saved my business. I am truly thankful."
"No thank you fine manager of the local Mac Dornkal's for the honor!"
"NOW I MUST BE OFF FOR MY SHIFT ISN'T OVER AND EVIL NEVER SLEEPS!!!!"
French fry man launches himself in the sky in search of more Mac Dornkal's managers in need.