To all readers who don't know the meaning of 'isekai' it means stories which involve reincarnation of the main character into another world or plot.

I think that all the isekai readers must have once dreamt of getting reincarnated into their favorite fictional world, haven't they?-yes they did for a hundred percent!

I mean-who doesn't wants to get reincarnated into fucking world where magical and beastly dangers surround you and you make yourself the main character in it and rule the world with no tension and enjoy your harem no matter what gender you are?

Of course most readers-no-isekai readers want that even after knowing that the world they're dreaming off is far worse than the world they are living in now!

And if not the main character, one can always be that hella richest side character- after the main character of course.

To be honest I was one of them too, until...

I ended up getting reincarnated into one.

...?

On Saturday night, I-a freaky average student of my school decided to party-of course not! I am not an idiot who spends his parents money: though that's a different matter of fact that I could have been one if my parents won't just throw belts, slippers, pans and their other exclusive weapons at me.

Yeah, so... where the heck I was?

Oh...yes, the Saturday night when I decided to pull out my phone and complete the whole series of my favorite anime called-'The pixy girls'

Never judge a anime by it's title.

Don't judge me for my choice, its an anime based on stream punk fashion style a bit mixed with a weird fashion which I don't know the name off, but it's a godly like fashion you know-long clothes which are floating for mysterious reasons around you- such a waste of fabric though; but who am I to complain when it makes you look majestic and noble.

It was an anime-uhh... fine!- An isekai, an average isekai where the main character gets magically reincarnated into a world which it knows a bit about or about its future-not the world's future-his.

And the common things like: struggles, cuties, attractive-no-a super jacked up body which anybody would fall for but for some reason no one did when he didn't reincarnated into that body and played the main character!!

Yes, I was watching that anime late at night under my blanket with the lights off; why? Because I live with my parents unlike those orphans or characters in isekai who don't have loving parents-sorry-normal parents!

No orphans are violated here. I love them dearly.

~your author.

I can't on the lights at 1a.m., understand pleaseeeee!

Please don't watch things at any electronic during late at night, it's not good for your health and I know you do and also the fact that how good and private it is that way.

I finished the anime and then slept on 4a.m.-pretty unhealthy, I know. But when I woke up... I was not in my bed.

But into the body of that freaky main character(who thinks himself off as a side character) who got reincarnated into the body of another main character who he has read about and then I got reincarnated into that main character's body, understood!-no, right?- I know that.

I know my grammar ain't good so adjust with it if you want to know the full story! God... I hate grammar!

I opened my eyes lazily, yawning slightly as I stretch my body which laid on the bed like a corpse-no, not because I skipped my sleep but because I was inside the body of the main character's original shitty body.

After opening my eyes completely, I realized that is wasn't in my home. I was somewhere else where I shouldn't be for sure. The air was thick with the stench of alcohol, and cigarette smoke burned my throat. It felt like I was suffocating just by breathing.

I roamed around that place, my two useless legs were shaking as if they have seen a ghost, and my whole body was shivering for a reason which I didn't know about.

I open a nearby door; it opened up with the perfect classical furniture 'creak' in horror movies delivering chilled shiver down my spine.

The door introduced me to the bathroom-or shall I say a bloody bathroom, a bathroom whose toilet was looking like as if someone puked blood in it. The mirror was covered in a fog-why? It's not winters but still there's fog on the mirror?!

I hesitantly reach my hand out to the mirror and wipe off the fog...

"AAAAAaaaaa!!" I screamed like crazy, when I looked at my current self. My nose was running like a desperate fan-boy at anime convention, my cheeks..ahh they weren't even there, and a big mole above the tip of my nose completing my look like a cherry on the cake.

"God! I understood your lesson, from now on I will never look down on the things I have, no matter my original face or my torn pants. I apologize for hating my life; please give me my original life back!" I prayed sitting on my both knees.

That moment I realized I had a lot which I never cared about, so foolish of me to take my three meals a day for granted.

I was scared. I didn't know what to do at that time all I did was to just silently pray while hugging my knees, hopingall of this to be a nightmare...a dream from which I'll wake up from soon.

In the meantime of praying I slowly started to drift into sleep without even realizing it...

When I regained my consciousness, I was afraid to open up my eyes-but at the same time, I was desperate to live my original normal, sweet life.

I let myself stay still and sense the surroundings around me. To be honest I was hoping for my grumpy momma to come and pull my ears and take me back to my reality I was so eager to live again...

Silence...

It was the only answer got, my breath hitched up to think that I am not back to my world yet.

But I told myself, "Idiot! Are you only going to get off the bed when momma comes to wake you up? Come on you bastard, wake up and let your momma get free from this trouble of waking you up daily!"

The air around me was surprisingly became pleasant, like the air during the spring: fragrant and clear. It felt as if soft hands were ruffling my hair gently.

So, I took a deep breath and slowly opened my eyes...

"No"

"No-no"

"No-no-noo!"

I screamed inside myself on seeing a chandelier made up of wood and decorated with long hanging vines. Small fireflies flew around me in slow motion.

This fragrant smell of lush leaves and plants, this mesmerizing wooden furniture and this soft light that bathed the world around me was...was...the part of the anime I had watched just before finding myself in that man and now I was reincarnated into that world in which he was suppose to.

But I was stuck here...!

I gasped, my chest was rapidly heaving up and down...up and down...up...and down.

I did not even know what to say or what to do. I was anxious at the realization...

"Please lord let this be a dream." I yelped to myself.

What a stupid man I am, ain't I?

To think that I would end up getting back to my real life... or shall I say the simple life, where beast, demons, gods, angels and both scary and lovely fairies roam around as if the own this planet.

I immediately closed my eyes-desperately wanting to wake up from this sweet dream-but right at the same time when I closed my eyes I felt a great pain inside my head eventually somehow making me sit straight up on the bed made up of a big flower and a few leaves.

"Ahh..." I groaned in pain as I squeezed my head with my both hands to soothe the pain. Lord! It felt as if someone had a mixer in my skull which slowly grinding my brain from inside.

The pain became too much to bear, I lost my balance and control of the body I 'now' possessed.

"Thud!"

The sound of my body falling against the floor echoed in my ears but I did not felt any pain when I fell, my body was all loose like a drunken man in the pub.

Emptiness- is what I felt and a 'ting!' noise including the 'thud' of my fall. To be honest I wasn't even sure if I was falling or not, I lost my sense to feel the gravity, pain and smell.

Finally, I opened my eyes and found myself still on the bed...

And guess what? I didn't fell instead...

I accidentally knocked over a mud pot from nearby shelf, and it rolled down with a 'grrr' noise.

I was still in pain but it was lessened up somehow. For a few moments I just kept blinking continuously to conform weather I was hallucinating or this was my reality.

I examined the area around me, it was of that anime I had just watched which made me confirm that I was reincarnated into that anime only.

I didn't even need to look at my mirror self-I knew already that what would I look like-I had just finished watching this anime after all!

But the curiosity of seeing an anime man as a real life man ate me and I gathered my courage up, stood up on my two legs which weren't shaking and searched for a mirror.

Thankfully, there was a mirror on the same shelf as the pot I knocked over. I didn't bother putting it back, though-only realizing that after I had searched the entire room for half an hour.

"GOD!"

I was beautiful... way too beautiful than the beauties in the world I used to be in- as expected by the animators of this anime, they didn't make a single character unattractive, even the gutter monster of this world looks so hot! And now I too!!

My long silky dark chocolate brown hair fell to about normal length. My eyes were the perfect combination of fire and ice; my right eye like golden amber, glowing as if a flame burned inside, while my left eye was like icy blue. My skin in sienna (a color of skin shades), a beauty mark (mole) sat on the corner of my slim lips on the left side of my face and my sharp jaw-line made me look like a beauty, for who people would kill for- if they were allowed to.

Yes I got happy seeing my handsome face. That happens when you have lived in an ugly world and just got reincarnated into the ugly main character.

But still according to the plot very few people bother to say 'hi' to me. Ugh...what a pain to bear with such a handsome face. I mean, sure, my body looks a little malnourished, but hey-I've got some muscles at least!

But that doesn't mean that I shall be happy!

I am that freaking main character who is constantly surrounded by ghosts, beasts, demons and monsters all the time! And I am saying all of this after living this life over and over again. It took me that long to realize my mistake...

Vance Sherman- is the main character, who I have reincarnated into and I don't think even need to explain what kind torture main character go through, all thanks to our almighty authors.